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10944829 No.10944829 [Reply] [Original]

Would you face Chihaya in a duel to the death?

>> No.10944857

Maybe, what's the reason for doing it?

>> No.10944856
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Bring it on Chihaya.

>> No.10944866

Is that a boy?

>> No.10944876

>>10944866
Please don't insult my boyfriend, of course he's a boy.

>> No.10944887
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Ok, I'll go first *bang*

>> No.10944911
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>>10944887
Bullets are useless against katanas since real sword-fighters can slice them in half in mid-air.

>> No.10944916

>>10944911

Mion is a real sword fighter?

>> No.10944996
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slice THIS

*pulls out laser gun*

>> No.10945031
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>>10944996
Sword is mirror

Slices lazer in half

>> No.10945049
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>>10945031
jokes on you

my laser is designed to melt all surfaces

>> No.10945051

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.10945118

>>10945051
>ZUN!bar
What's that?

>> No.10945141

>>10945118
A Bar of Zun.

>> No.10945159

Chihaya can face my dick in a duel

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>>10945141
>>10945118

>> No.10945206

In all honesty, she would probably beat my ass.

>> No.10945213
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>>10945206
She'd beat your ass if she was barefisted and you had the sword.

>> No.10945274
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10945274

Chihaya is pretty strong. She can accurately fire a large-caliber revolver with just one hand.

>> No.10945299

>>10944829
>>10945274

What's the context of these?

I thought that Yukiho was the one that worked for the Yakuza, not Chihaya.

>> No.10945309
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>>10945299
iM@S OVA

>> No.10945323

>>10945309
What happened there?

Chihaya joined the Yakuza?

>> No.10945334

>>10945323
Not really, it's just a part of the OVA where they show Chihaya in a Kill Bill parody movie IIRC.

>> No.10945342
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>>10945323
It's what happens when idol rivalries get serious.

You get to see Chihaya gun down Ami and Mami and recreate the Kill Bill duel with Takane.

>> No.10945357

>>10945334
>>10945342

Only a movie? What a shame..

This is what idol rivalries should be like in reality.

Did Chihaya won by the way?

>> No.10945367

>>10945357
No. Haruka sneaks up to Chihaya and stabs her in the back while she's distracted.

Honor is meaningless on the battlefield.

>> No.10945378
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>>10945342
And then Haruka backstabs Chihaya

>> No.10945388

>>10945367
>>10945378

Haruka backstabs Chihaya?

MOTHERFUCKER.

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>>10945274
wow!

most people would recoil really hard, even guys 3x the size of chihaya and shooting with both hands

just goes to show how strong chihaya is

drink your milk kids

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>>10945388
She backstabs Chihaya and then runs away. I liked Haruka's style. In a battle to the death you should do anything it takes to win, especially when facing a stronger adversary.

>> No.10945427

>>10944911
This must be the chuuniest shit ever.

>> No.10945428

>>10945410

There is no honor in this, what the hell is wrong with you.

Haruka is the lowest of the low. Even stupid minions follow the code.

>> No.10945444

>>10945428
Haruka was the sole survivor because she was careful to only attack other idols when their guard was down and they couldn't defend themselves. What good is honor when you're dead?

>> No.10945461

>>10945444
Death is only a gateway to something greater.

Dishonor is something that will stain your soul for the rest of your life. But then, having one's honor intact is nothing a dishonorable person like you would understand.

>> No.10945467

>>10945444
What good is living when you are lowest than a sewer rat?

>> No.10945503

Swords? Sweet, I'd give her a death by a thousand cuts. A most fitting way to go for such a shitty idol, and probably the only one that would cause enough pain to satisfy me.

>> No.10945532
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>>10945503
lol are you serious ?

what a chooney loser

>> No.10945617

>>10945461
Honor has no place in a modern battlefield. Look at how the US military fights in Afghanistan. It uses remotely controlled drones that locate and then blow up insurgents with no warning or with any risk to their controllers.

>> No.10945641

>>10945617
That's right. And war is always about profit. Spiced with ideas.

Disgusting.

>> No.10945707

>>10945388
Here's the clip by the way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Z27JPWh3A

>> No.10945715

>>10945707
That's it.

I'm never going to post in a Haruka thread, EVER AGAIN.

I am genuinely mad as HELL, dude.

>> No.10945753

>>10945715
But Haruka was merely acting intelligently. She ran away when Chihaya was busy fighting Ami and Mami and came back to stab Chihaya in the back when the latter least expected it.

>> No.10945866
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chihaya is mai waifu

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>>10944829
I would die by her blade, just to see her smile once.
Anything for her.

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>>10945878
your a faggy loser then

i'd train every day with the holy katanga and fight with chihaya till where both out of breath and at a draw, she'll complement my fighting style and i'll return the complement. then when haruka dashes out thinking she finds her chance to take out chihaya with a dirty backstab i'll throw my small katana right at her and kill her

chihaya then falls in love with me and we get married and live happy ever after

>> No.10946009

>>10945989
but you'd have killed her dude

>> No.10946370

>>10945378
that pic

LOL

>> No.10948930

>>10945049
>laser weapons
>reflector material
>not accounting for output

uh-huh.

>> No.10948942

I'd put my swordpenis inside her sheathvagina, if you know what I mean.

>> No.10950088

>>10944829
Yes, but we would both have to sing to the death.
Imagine that, two NEETs craving cock so badly that they find themselves running around outside, howling at the moon for it.
Literally ROARING at the top of their lungs, both wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against their glottal stop.

>> No.10954426
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10954426

I shall duel with Chihaya.
And right before the final strike unleash a pun so bad she dies of laughter.

>> No.10955052

>>10948942
I don't understand.

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>> No.10959976

If she wins, I die. If she dies, I kill myself.
So it's a "no". There must be some other way to solve the problem, and I'd rather die trying to save both of us if we're forced into this.

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