/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One day, pooshlmer and /jp/ will be equally terrible.

I am going to die alone, surrounded by thousands of dollars of figurines and pornography, which will be thrown into a large dumpster by my next of kin.

>>1094300
With strange aeons, even death may die.

ISN'T IT SAD? ;_;

>>1094309

Stop killing that line. It's being quoted faster than it can replenish itself.

I feel bad because the VIPPER are after me. everywhere i turn, it's VIPPER taking my blood and life.

help me 4chan, VIPPER will kill if not stop

Summer's never going to end and Gore Screaming Show will never be translated.

>>1094288
Released at Comiket 73 at the end of December of last year. Zun knows she's there, and he knows how awesome she is. He's just afraid Mima may steal Aya's limelight. Don't lose your hope.

(Obvious statement):
I can't hug or touch any of the girls I love, because they don't actually exist.

One day, we will get a touhou anime, by Toei

>>1094318
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;___;
WHYYYY?!

>>1094319
F.O.E

>>1094300
>One day
Huh? It already is.

>>1094340

VIP!

ZUN will quit drinking.

>>1094288
I'll never get a 3d girlfriend

...oh wait, that's actually a good thing.

>>1094317
I wouldn't know, I don't go to /x/ very often

>>1094361
You'll never get a 2D one either.

All I really want from life is a warm house in a quiet neighborhood, a 2000 Saturn SL2, and a new computer.

Will never be translated. Along with the rest of the Black Cyc lineup, Kusari Hime, Syarin no Kuni and probably G Senjou no Maou.

>>1094394
It would actually be a lot faster to just learn jap.

I wish I was born a man, but I have to be content with my lot in life.

>>1094406
Yeah, people have a tendency to be born as children and then mature as they get older. It's a pity you will permanently stay a boy even in a man's body.

>>1094403
True. But I would never be able to enjoy it as much as I would in my native tongue.

Woe. Sorry Yuka. I'll only have you in ATLAS form.

>>1094394

>and probably G Senjou no Maou.

I've got good news for you, slowpoke. While it's been overshadowed by Chaos;head's blazing speed, it's being done.

>>1094403
I'm too stupid to learn the moonspeak.

Durr.

Touhou is known by more than 100 english speaking persons in the world. That makes me sad.

>>1094438

And 10 of them are negroes.

>>1094426
Oh I know. I've been around since the thread it originated from. But it's been on for a couple of months now and it's only at 13%. 10% of that was in the first two weeks. Hence the probably. Because at this rate, it seems likely it'll be dropped.

Or maybe Chaos;Head guys just made me and the rest of this board really spoiled.

>>1094438
More than 100 underage girls like touhou. That makes me sadder.

>>1094458
How could the opportunity to speak with little girls on something you both share a common interest in make you sad?

in b4 no girls on the internet.

>>1094455

Gekkou's been going for much longer and it's only at 16.2%, but I have faith in the Gekkou Anon. Demonbane and Chaos;head definitely spoiled us (not so much Demonbane anymore), but I'm fine with slow and steady as long as it gets done and the end result is quality.

>>1094480
True. But keep in mind the Gekkou guy at least makes an update every day or so. I have faith in him, but it seems that Asceai is just working on it once a week or so. Not that he isn't entitled to work on it at any speed he feels like, but if you commit to a project in the public eye, you do have a standard you have to maintain.

The thing that depresses me the most is that we're probably the last generation that won't have moebot waifus? Where is my Chii? Where is my Aigis? Man...

>>1094507

Yeah, I'm not as sure about the G-Senjou guy either. The bit where he said he was only doing the main route kind of threw me. But just being slow isn't enough to make me doubt it'll actually happen.