/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When will I find my real life 3d girlfriend and marry her?
Seriously.

How much do you weigh?

>>10935305
Why would you want a 3D girlfriend? Real girls are gross!

>>10935305
I'll Have Your Answer Momentarily

>>10935312
About Twenty Hextram

>>10935320
Perhaps, but I need to bear a child, hopefully a musume that will carry on my will of good taste eroge.

Is it true that magical girls don't poop?

>>10935331
Of Course

>>10935305
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>>10935320
Depends, I'm not gross.

How does Emacs work?
I mean the entire technical detail of it's operation.
I must know.

What do you smell like?

What is hidden in your secret section of the library?

>>10935354
make use of the Great Library, ask koakuma for Emacs manual by calling
man emacs

What's your favorite music genre?

why do people disagree with the fan portrayal of Plumpchouli?

like HELL a girl who sits on her ass and eats cake all day would have a sexy, toned figure

>>10935354
I Only Use Linux

>>10935356
Patchouli

>>10935358
There Is No Secret Section
Where Do You People Get These Ideas

>>10935297
if you are so fucking smart, why marisa keeps stealing your books?

>>10935364
Hip Hop
Army Of The Pharaohs Is The Best

>>10935365
I Am Not Fat And I Don't Always Eat Cake

Why Do You Type Like This? Seriously It's Pretty Annoying When You Capitalize Every Word.

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

>>10935369

>>10935376
>>10935375
>Types Like This
>likes sweets
>is a mage
there is only one person behind this act..

>>10935336
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It's not morse code, I don't quite understand.

>>10935297
H-How do girls have sex?

*farts*

>>10935376
Don't Piss Me Off

Making Fun Of How I Talk Is The Express Route To An Ass Kicking

>>10935398
Whatever you say nerd.

>>10935398
more like ass SHITTING lmfao u couldnt even move of ur fat ass you lazy ass bitch

Why are you talking like Kanaya?

>>10935395
It's I Ching

You Will Find Your Answer Soon

>>10935396
The Female Puts The Male's Penis Inside Her Vagina
After Lubricating The Former With Her Mouth

Can I kiss you?

wch 2hu wud u fck?

>>10935405
What Does I Ching mean?

>>10935406
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Maybe Later

>>10935403
Because I Have Asperger's Syndrome

>>10935413
I know your pain, Patchouli.
Let's be an aspie couple and have aspie babies.

>>10935398
A Gentle Criticism Of Your Manner Of Typing - Not How You Talk, I Feel Compelled To Mention - Making Fun Does Not Make.

Making Fun Is My Statement That Your Considerable Girth Makes You Unattractive And Will Prevent Your Finding A Future Mate. Furthermore, Your Malodorous Stench, A Result Of Never Bathing Because You Stay Cooped Up All The Time, Is Known To Kill Flowers And Small Animals.

>>10935411
I Ching Is A Form Of Divination Originating In China
Using A Series Of Six Double Sided Sticks Whose Two Sides Represent Yin And Yang

>>10935409
None Of Them

>>10935422
How dare you talk about my waifu like that!

>>10935427
>None Of Them
why?

How much do you like mistress?

Do you know anything about your parents?

Are there any winter activities at Scarlet Devil Mansion? Does Flandre like snow?

What is Reimu's weak point? (please no silly answers like "her hitbox")

whats the reason to live?

>>10935512

Free software.

>>10935518
This is truth.
Join us now and share the software.

>>10935413
I kinda like the typing style to be honest. I don't know how I feel about that.

>>10935520
he probably meant FOSS

>>10935524
That's the first line to the free software song, c'mon man keep up with the times.

>>10935525
Using Capitol Letters On Every Word Is Just Being Way Too Autistic, Dude.

Seriously.

>>10935336
I don;t think that is I ching. Too few columns.

>>10935525
I do too, I wouldn't go out of my way to capitalize every single word, but if I could get an addon or something that did that I might do it.

>>10935528
Now I know that

How does one make a time machine similar to the Time Leap Machine from steins;gate: you transfer yours current memories into your past body.
(cons: no aging while traveling back in time and no duplicates of self)

>>10935530
Its less annoying then no capital letters at all. I am a little disappointed in our little RPer. She has not given very detailed answers on anything and seems to have vanished.

Yo, Patchy!
Can I borrow this book?

>>10935534
I agree, its TRIgrams, and she has only 5 columns.

>>10935544
>seems to have vanished
Excellent! I'll just borrow these then.

>>10935544
She Probably Went To Sleep.

Either That Or She Is Out Partying And Drinking On This Friday Night.

And Fuck, This Is Redundant As HELL.

>>10935545
Marisa!
I'm a big fan, do you think I can take a ride on your broom?

>>10935548
Wait, Marisa, that's illegal! Please leave those here and ask politely when Patchouli gets back.

TEEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>10935556
Nope!
>>10935557
Nope! I guess I should leave a note though...

"Dear Patchy,
I borrowed some of your books while you were gone.
-Marisa"

Is bullying alright in some cases?

>>10935549
She Was So Devastated By My Harsh And Biting Mockery That She Ran From Her Computer, Crying, In Disgrace.

A True Victory.

Why do you keep summoning tentacle monsters?

Epic 2hu roleplaying thread. Keep 'em coming ;)))

>>10935422
That's　a　very　long　title.

>>10935560
You know, Marisa, someday you're going to make a mistake. And then all these people you've wronged are going to take their vengeance, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

>>10935585
We'd all rape her, right?

>>10935575
What if she's a real touhou posting from Gensokyo? You're missing your chance to communicate with your waifu.

When I go to Gensokyo I am going to fuck Marisa.

>>10935590
Possibly.

>>10935590
Generally speaking.
She's a strong girl. She'll be fine.

>>10935585
Yeah, I know. And when that day comes, I'll accept full responsibility for my actions.
But I make an honest effort to put off that day for as long as I can.
After all, you've only got one life, right? You gotta live it to its fullest!

>>10935593
Provided thatcha don't get eaten by a youkai or something before ya get to me...
I'll be lookin' forward to it!

>>10935545
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>>10935606
I love you, Marisa. You are my waifu and I want to give you the dick.

I love Marisa.
Does she love me?

>>10935606
Slut

>>10935588
she gave up really fast. Like, really fast for a RPer.
People have been asking, the RPer has not responded.

>>10935614
Maybe Remilia told Patchouli to get away from the computer and get back to work.

>>10935609
It's too bad you're not in Gensokyo.
We need more dicks here-- not that we don't have any, mind ya, but women outnumber men here about 4 to 1.

>>10935617
Instruct me in the method to get into Gensokyo, and I will be in your debt.

>>10935622
.380 or larger, apply directly to the temple.

>>10935606
You have no idea how strong my desires are Marisa. You shouldn't underestimate me.

>>10935610
I've never met ya, so I don't know.
>>10935613
You seem bitter. Bad sex life? Maybe there's a potion in one of Patchy's books that I can brew for ya to help with that.

>>10935622
Well, since I've lived in Gensokyo all of my life, I don't really know how someone from outside the border might be able to get through... You're probably better off askin' Reimu or Yukari about that.
>>10935641
Who say's I'm underestimatin' ya? On the contrary, I'm rootin' for ya!

>>10935601
You'll regret that way of thinking.

Where did you get that hat? I want one.

>>10935650
Please, contact them. Have them both work together to bring me into Gensokyo.
This calculative and overly-scientific world is far too humdrum and monotonous for me to tolerate any longer.

>>10935653
Huh... I wonder if there are any tentacled youkai in Gensokyo...
>>10935655
This hat? My teacher gave it to me when I finished my apprenticeship. There's a spell on it that lets me change its color, and to a certain degree, its shape, at will.

>>10935650
I'm just messing with you Marisa. You're alright. Teach me some magic sometime when I'm over there. Introduce me to Reimu as well!

A wild Marisa appears!
She hijacks Patchy's books and even thread.

>>10935658
I don't know where Yukari lives, but I'll see what I can do about talkin' to Reimu. Just so you don't get your hopes up, she'll probably say no.
>>10935662
I think I know where this is going. And I'm not sure if I like it or not.

>>10935664
Sure thing! If you don't have any magical potential, though, it'll be tough-- but still doable.
>>10935666
That's what I do best, isn't it?
I'll stick around a little longer, but if I suddenly disappear, it's because Kaguya found me using her computer and kicked my ass outta Eientei.

>>10935669
I think you will like it. A lot.

Marisa, how do you feel about this site, also outsider humans in general?

>>10935669
In that book you go a little nuts and use those things to anally masturbate. Which might be ok, I dunno, but then weird stuff happens and they end up taking infesting and taking over your body and mind. Nasty stuff.

>>10935669
I appreciate the effort and I hope you can convince Reimu to permit me access. Whatever happens, I'll know you did your best.

>>10935680
Carry on then.
>>10935682
This site, huh? It's pretty nice, once you get past all the trolling and hate and stuff. People are able express themselves anonymously without fear of retribution, and they can find like-minded individuals to discuss things with.
Outside world humans have always interested me a little. It's neat how much they've managed to accomplish without any magic.

I think Marisa is the OP.

>>10935685
You had me up until that last part. Don't post it. At least, not the last part.
>>10935686
Alright! I'll do my best to not let ya down!

>>10935297
Patchouli....

Why are you so fat?

>>10935685
and I hope you post a link

>>10935689
The OP? Nah, that ain't me. I'd like to think that I'm better at writing than that.

PENIS
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>>10935677
I want to mate with Tewi. Make it happen Marisa!

COCK
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>>10935694
Don't like the possession/corruption angle?

You ever met something like that in those woods? Probably not.

>>10935701
Yeeeah, I'm not sure how to go about doin' that. Why don't you be the one to make it happen?

Oh edgy 2hu, Kirisame Marisa, please tell me which dynasty is better Ming, Qing, or Qin?

You hang out with Sanae much?

>>10935707
I like Ming, the shit you find from that dynasty is worth a fortune.
>>10935709
No, and no.

>>10935715
Why not?

>>10935694
have a good day Marisa~ *says anon while leaving /jp/ for a while*

>>10935713
Not much. I don't have much reason for goin' up Youkai Mountain, other than collectin' ingredients for potions and stuff.
On the rare occasion that we do hang out, it's usually because we're both at Reimu's place.
Sanae's a little... odd, but she's a good person.

>>10935715
You're edgy. Bob Evans is edgy.
Your dad is dead. Bob Evans is dead.

Is there something you want to tell us, Marisa?

>>10935723
my friend says Sanae is not an odd person.
She's even.

>>10935723
Glad to hear it.

...have you heard any rumors or gossip about her lately?

>>10935662
A link or title needs to be posted. It is now reverent to the discussion at hand.

>>10935710
Isn't there some mushroom that has an aphrodisiac like effect? You seem to be portrayed as a person who is obsessed with mushrooms. Botanical Knowledge?

>>10935717
Because the thought of bein' possessed by anything gives me the creeps.

>>10935736
But you are already possessed by desire, and has already corrupted you to your core.

>>10935740
Byakuren please go to sleep.

I thought RP threads were not allowed. What happened?

>>10935736
It's important to face your fears.

>>10935725
My dad is still alive. We're not on good terms.
And who the fuck is Bob Evans?
>>10935727
Haha, that's cute.
>>10935729
Not recently, no. I heard that she was stalking that Nue character for a while, but apparently she was under the impression that Nue was an extraterrestrial.
She totally flipped when we told her about the Lunarians, though.
>>10935732
Shiitake mushrooms. It's more of a psychosomatic effect though, since they look like little penises and whatnot.
And yeah, I have some botanical knowledge, but that has nothing to do with fungi and everything to do with plants. Yuuka knows more about botany than I do.

>>10935744
Every once in a while is ok.

>>10935744
oldfags are back :] sup

>>10935747
Whatever you say Bobette Evans

>>10935740
Well then, I guess I've got nothing to be afraid of, huh?
>>10935744
Beats me. I was only in here to antagonize Patchy, and then people started askin' me questions.

I hate Marisa so fucking much

So fucking much

and all of the fucking roleplayers as well.

Body is nothing more than emptiness,
emptiness is nothing more than body.
The body is exactly empty,
and emptiness is exactly body.

The other four aspects of human existence --
feeling, thought, will, and consciousness --
are likewise nothing more than emptiness,
and emptiness nothing more than they.

All things are empty:
Nothing is born, nothing dies,
nothing is pure, nothing is stained,
nothing increases and nothing decreases.

So, in emptiness, there is no body,
no feeling, no thought,
no will, no consciousness.
There are no eyes, no ears,
no nose, no tongue,
no body, no mind.
There is no seeing, no hearing,
no smelling, no tasting,
no touching, no imagining.
There is nothing seen, nor heard,
nor smelled, nor tasted,
nor touched, nor imagined.

There is no ignorance,
and no end to ignorance.
There is no old age and death,
and no end to old age and death.
There is no suffering, no cause of suffering,
no end to suffering, no path to follow.
There is no attainment of wisdom,
and no wisdom to attain.

The Bodhisattvas rely on the Perfection of Wisdom,
and so with no delusions,
they feel no fear,
and have Nirvana here and now.

All the Buddhas,
past, present, and future,
rely on the Perfection of Wisdom,
and live in full enlightenment.

>>10935786
worst 2hu pls

>>10935662
source?

Good night Marisa. Have a safe flight back towards your home.

>>10935786
Our origin is stillness.
Everything stops;
everything crumbles.

>>10935814
The name of life is written in water.

Zen battle?

Is she gone?

>>10935819
Your zen is both stronger and weaker. That was just Araya leaking to the surface.

>>10935843
But with weakness you acknowledge strength. The softest will cut the hardest, it is only at the boundary of soft and hard there is peace.

>>10935850
Would that /jp/ deserved exposition.

Prove to me Marisa isn't a nigger

>>10935920
well, she's white

>>10935305
Is patchy ever going to answer this guy's question?

>>10935936
Whites don't have big eyes or head like that.

>>10935920
she's a mongoloid

>>10935297
>patchouli the mage
>not magician
>not patchouli knowledge
>not fatty mc fat fat
>not using proper spelling
>not speaking in japanese
>not uploading actual pictures
>not spending time with books
>not dealing with thieving magicians in black and white
>not getting onto the mistress for being a jerk
>not ordering around servant to do this for you instead
>not being in gensokyo
>not existing

At the very least, try to act more like Patchouli and not a 14 year old girl.