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Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:02:21 2008 No.1093084 [Reply] [Original]

I want to bury my face in her boobs and stay there until I suffocate, like a turkey in the rain. The funeral will be uncomfortable and embarrassing for my family, due in no small part to the fact that they'll have to chop off my boner and place it in its own little coffin. But at least I'll have died happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:02:10 2008 No.1093092 Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:03:15 2008 No.1093097 Healthy pig disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:05:33 2008 No.1093108 "And so as written in the will. The entire content of the deceased's PC will be shown at the funeral"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:06:30 2008 No.1093110 >>1093108 "As directed, I will now open this file, 'i suck cocks in hell.bat'.."

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:07:30 2008 No.1093114 >>1093108 Can't bust you for CP is you're dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:08:46 2008 No.1093119 >>1093108 If I died I would like my PC to be completely destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:10:43 2008 No.1093128 If I died, my computer is probably the cause. Eventually, it will grow tired of downloading loli and animu for me and just murder me in my sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:12:40 2008 No.1093138 >>1093128 That's the way I want to go out

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:13:05 2008 No.1093148 OP I think Rin is gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:14:42 2008 No.1093152 >>1093148 She's bi, not gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:15:56 2008 No.1093158 >>1093152 She only fucked Shirou because of the situation... everyone knows she really wants Saber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:16:53 2008 No.1093163 >>1093152 Same difference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:16:53 2008 No.1093164 >>1093158 >everyone really wants Saber

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:26:56 2008 No.1093205

>>1093148
>>1093152
It's not like we'd have to fuck or anything. All she'd have to do is stand there, the most I would ask is that she check for a pulse every few minutes. She could even keep her clothes on, feel free to watch TV or eat a sandwich or something in the meantime. I'm flexible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:28:36 2008 No.1093216 >She could even keep her clothes on Anon sure is feeling generous tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:28:56 2008 No.1093213 >>1093205 Checking for pulse while ignoring you the rest of the time? Is this a new fetish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:30:46 2008 No.1093223 >>1093213 New? This is the fucking perfect woman. I wish my girlfriend would just shut the fuck up most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:33:22 2008 No.1093249 >>1093223 What? Your hand can talk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:33:25 2008 No.1093244 >>1093223 Dump her and join us in roneriness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:34:34 2008 No.1093252 File: 27 KB, 465x379, 1217990074309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1093223 >girlfriend GET OUT YOU UN-VIRGIN! YOU FREAK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:36:03 2008 No.1093260 File: 11 KB, 262x250, 1217990163880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1093223 >my girlfriend Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:36:54 2008 No.1093267 File: 16 KB, 235x262, 1217990214349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1093223 >girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:37:33 2008 No.1093270 File: 11 KB, 262x250, 1217990253320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1093223 >my girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:38:05 2008 No.1093279 >girlfriend I think /b/ is down again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:38:11 2008 No.1093273 >>1093223 Your hand doesnt count as a girlfriend, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:39:11 2008 No.1093280 File: 355 KB, 549x376, 1217990351587.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1093249 ahaha, oh Anon. This is why I love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:39:14 2008 No.1093281 File: 103 KB, 800x600, 1217990354766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flat Rin is flat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:39:17 2008 No.1093282 File: 200 KB, 692x1100, 1217990357822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1093223 >my girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:40:52 2008 No.1093291 >>1093281 A flat Rin is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:40:52 2008 No.1093292 >>1093281 Wait a minute, no she's not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:40:52 2008 No.1093293 Funny how this thread was slow until someone mentioned he has a girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:44:20 2008 No.1093306 >>1093205 SOUNDS HOT FAP FAP FAP

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:44:52 2008 No.1093309 >>1093293 Welcome to /jp/, enjoy your stay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 02:59:22 2008 No.1093383 >>1093279 That's because it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 03:29:42 2008 No.1093550 >>1093281 May I ask what's wrong with that? Huge boobs are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 03:34:12 2008 No.1093576 >>1093223 Fuck you, non-virgin! Die in your sleep!

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