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>few days agoat Taco Bell
>pay for my food
>get the tray and start to leave
>cute cashier tells me to enjoy my meal
>I say "You too."
>realize what I said, start sweating everywhere
>my palms get so sweaty the tray falls out of my hands
>my soda hits the floor and explodes everywhere
>the loud noise the soda made when it hit the floor startles me
>I jump forward and slip in my soda, my head smashes into the floor
>fucking blood pouring out of the back of my head, I see stars
>i fart for some reason and everyone hears
>everyone starts crowding around me and asking if I'm ok
>fucking ran as fast as I could out of the store, drove away, never went there again
>also had to go to the ER for stitches

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>> No.10930334

>Alpha as fuck

>> No.10930362

Who are you shrek texting?

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the normies were very concerned about you and they weren't rude at all

that probably means you're pretty attractive

>> No.10930424 [DELETED] 

>>10930362
Shrekxting?

>> No.10930431

>>10930362
Shrexting?

>> No.10930447

No way. You should already be too uncomfortable to even consider wanting to eat/get your food inside.

>> No.10930448

tfw crossboarder and crosswebsiteshitter near you
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q="cute cashier tells me to enjoy my meal"

>> No.10930457

>>10930448
holy shit thank you Sherlock I would have never found out without you

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>>10930448

>> No.10930469

>>10930448
HOLY SHITE YOU MEAN THIS /jp/SIE SHUT-IN NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT HIS HOUSE TO GO TO A RESTAURANT?!?!?!

>> No.10930479

>>10930469
LMFAO epic sarkasm

Owned his ass HARD

>> No.10930480

>>10930316
taco bell is disgusting

>> No.10930496

>>10930316
>cute cashier tells me to enjoy my meal
>I say "You too."

Oh man I've done this before. Feels terrible.

>> No.10930508

>>10930316
>at Taco bell
get out normalfag

take your multiple replies to this thread that you made with it

>> No.10930522

>>10930508
le same faggot is le saem faggin amirite gud 1 m8

>> No.10930519

>>10930508
look at this newfag

>> No.10930527

>>10930519
>>10930522
wacky zany edgy samefag /b/ro

>> No.10930535

Taco Bell is my favorite fast food place.

My current choice of food is:

$5 Doritos Locos Taco Box
--SOFT Taco
--Pepsi to drink
and....................a chicken quesadilla

I want to go now I am hungry.

>> No.10930542

>>10930535
OH and with a COOL RANCH doritos taco.

Forgot to specify since you get to choose

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>working at my college, in cafeteria
>make food for people
>tell them to enjoy my meal
>whenever someone says "you too", I point it out and laugh
>make fun of them for it just to see their reaction

>> No.10930553

The cool ranch taco is good
The nacho one is just a waste of money

>> No.10930560

>>10930535
Wow...

I wasted all the money my mom gave me on bubble tea. Taiwanese demons consumed my soul and I gave in.

It was so expensive! More than $6 for the largest size. And I drank it all so fast, too...

>> No.10930569

>>10930538
I bet you're fun in a bitchy kind of way.

Would fugg

>> No.10930568

>>10930542
are you Danny Brown?

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