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What's a good waifu-simulator/dating sim to deal with this crushing loneliness?? I havent even left the house today.... and my parents/gf are off on summer vacation and its really getting to me

already played katawa shojo, are there any other good ones like that in english?

>> No.10928515

>katawa shoujo
>good

ha

>> No.10928518

>>10928515
>You
>A fucking faggot
Pick both

>> No.10928523

>>10928509
2/10
too obvious

>> No.10928524

>>10928518
Nope, you're the faggot. Probably came alone to /jp/ from /v/ or something. You don't know SHIT about otaku culture dude.

>> No.10928525

Your gf is on summer vacation. Alone?

Uh ohhhh.... UH OHHH

>> No.10928528
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10928528

Why use a simulator when you can have the real thing?

Find a cute /jp/sie to be your boyfriend! They are very good at cuddling and taking it easy.

>> No.10928530

>>10928528
I already have a girlfriend... I know it's the standard to act all gay around here but basically I just want a virtual girl to replace her while she is gone

>> No.10928529

>>10928509
fuck your sister

>> No.10928536

>>10928530
see
>>10928529

>> No.10928534

>>10928528
Don't listen to this guy, juppers are all assholes. They'll ditch you the first chance they get for being a crossboarding nerd.

>> No.10928541

>my gf are off on summer vacation

oh boy i have bad news for you, son. While you're cheating on her with a virtual girl she'll be cheating on you with a literal guy, what a clueless retard....

>> No.10928551

play mobas, it will make you hate everyone -> no more feeling lonely

>> No.10928561

>>10928525
>>10928541

>> No.10928562

>my gf is off on summer vacation and its really getting to me
I hope you'll enjoy the surprise that she'll have for you in a couple of months when she claims that she's pregnant with your child.

>> No.10928571

>>10928541
>>10928562
She is with my parents retards and I trust her 100% she is not like that at all. Back on topic please.

>> No.10928572

>>10928571
Why is your gf with your parents...? You realize your dad is fucking the hell out of her right?

>> No.10928581

>>10928571
So she's on holiday with your parents whilst you're still at home?
You dating your imouto or something?

>> No.10928585

You fucking suck. Try being alone for 10 years, then we'll talk.

>> No.10928587

>>10928572
>>10928581
Yes you guys are very funny thanks.

>> No.10928593

>>10928587
>9285
That's hot dude. I have always dreamed about having a qt imouto who loves me, that's why I watch "Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake Ga Nai!".

>> No.10928608

>>10928593
Kirino is the most hateable character in japanese media since Haruhi.

>> No.10928612
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>>10928587
You're fucking lame, dude.

You're so shit that neither /jp/, nor your girlfriend/imouto/dog want to have fun times with you.

You're like, a literal shit.

A living, breathing, toilet floating, inflamed prostate from hot jalapeno, corn-filled, liquid shit.

Fucken' fresh.

>> No.10928613

>>10928608
What? Haruhi is my favorite anime character.

>> No.10928618

>>10928608
>Kirino is the most fuckable character in japanese media since Haruhi.

>> No.10928619

>>10928608
Wrong, you don't understand the appeal of an imouto. Plus she is a model, you would want to fuck her dude.

>> No.10928631

>>10928608
Tsundere is epic! Imouto is even more epic! You add the two and you get something of mythic proportions! How dare you think oreimo is a blatant attempt at milking a demographic!

>> No.10928664

>>10928659
Disillusioned with what?

She isn't like an actual 3D sibling because she secretly wants to fuck, and that's hot as hell.

>> No.10928659

>>10928619
I love imoutos and I love tsun-tsun characters but Kirino is terrible in every regard.
She is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with actual 3D siblings and the people that like her are the most disillusioned people I have ever met on the internet.

>> No.10928671

>>10928668
Sure, but not on the inside.

>> No.10928668

>>10928659
>Kirino is terrible in every regard

I think she is very pretty.

>> No.10928677
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>>10928668
Me too. Here is a picture of her that I saved.

>> No.10928674

>>10928631
I used to love imoutos but then I took an onii-san in the knee.

>> No.10928676

>>10928664
See, this is what I'm talking about. Observe.

>> No.10928679

>>10928678
You must be talking about that smelly kuroneko. You can find a character in every show that looks exactly like her.

>> No.10928680

>>10928671
what the HELL, are you gonna cut her open before you fugg?

>> No.10928678

>>10928668
Are you kidding? Even her design is bland.

>> No.10928681

>>10928678
I wouldn't say bland but whenever I see her I get this almost uncontrollable urge to punch her. The artist who drew her certainly made his research about bitches.

>> No.10928683

>>10928680
No, but fugging involves putting your penis inside.

>> No.10928686

>>10928681
She only ended up like a bitch because her onii-sama who should have loved her rejected her.

>> No.10928687

>>10928677
Thanks, I have it saved now too.

>> No.10928688

>>10928659
I really don't understand how it got so popular. I guess the LN title did the job properly.

>> No.10928694

>>10928686
Go be a shitty character apologist somewhere else.

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>> No.10928701

>>10928659
>>10928688
People who like oreimo are the same people who have a MAL account they update regularly, a steam account with either a pony or an anime girl avatar and belong to at least 3 tangentially /a/-related steam groups. As specific as this description sounds, there's a lot of people like this out there on the internet.

>> No.10928698

>>10928688
It's too deep for you.

I bet you love little sisters who aren't bitches at all but are completely smitten with their brothers from the get-go. That's shallow as hell dude, this is deeper. When the fucking comes there will be a real connection.

>> No.10928705

>>10928664
That sounds exactly like a real sibling though.

>> No.10928712

>>10928698
I like well-written characters. The author wrote Kirino into a corner from which there's no way out. And then he dares try to give Kirino character development which in the end only makes her even more detestable.

>> No.10928713

>>10928701
You're wrong as fuck, because my steam account has a picture of that one violin sage guy from Zelda and I never log in anyway. And I'm not in any groups.

I do have a MAL I update every day though, how else will I keep track of everything? Reinvent the wheel?

>> No.10928724

>>10928719
But he didn't use any catch phrases.

>> No.10928719

>>10928713
Please try to make a post without resorting to internet catch-phrases.

>> No.10928723

>>10928719
Which part is the catch-phrase?

>> No.10928730

>>10928725
He listed three criteria and also acknowledged that his description is specific. He's wrong unless I match all three.

>> No.10928725

>>10928713
>You're wrong as fuck
>I do have a MAL

He doesn't seem that wrong to me.

>> No.10928726

>>10928688
The author really knows how to piss people off to generate buzz. That, and the anime.

>> No.10928727

>>10928713
>I do have a MAL I update every day though, how else will I keep track of everything? Reinvent the wheel?
I write it on a notepad.

>> No.10928728

>>10928701
I hate how /a/ and /jp/ are both filled with people like that now, it's disgusting.

>>10928713
Nobody asked for your life story, dude.
Go blog somewhere else.

>> No.10928729

>>10928713
So I take it MAL is something /a/ doesn't look down upon nor laugh at it's users out of the board?

>> No.10928733

>>10928713
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>> No.10928736

>>10928729
I don't care what /a/ thinks. I just keep a MAL to keep track of things.

>>10928728
He needed my life story to know that he is wrong.

>> No.10928737
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>>10928713
>I do have a MAL

>> No.10928738

>>10928701
>>10928713
>>10928725
>>10928727
>>10928729
What is MAL??

>> No.10928743

>>10928738
My anime list, it's a site that allows you to keep a list of the anime you have watched/are watching.

>> No.10928742

>>10928713
Kill yourself. Seriously, just kill yourself. Make this board a favour and rid it of your presence.

>>10928738
Anime facebook. I'm sorry to be the one that has to tell you and I'm sorry you have to know.

>> No.10928745

>>10928738
It's the new gaiaonline.

>> No.10928746

>>10928738
EVIL!!1!

>> No.10928747

>>10928729
They look down upon people for using it seriously or for interacting with the community.
Nobody there seems to have a problem with people using it as a simple tracker, though.

Same goes for MFC, people use the database but avoid the community.

>>10928738
Lurk more.

>> No.10928749

>>10928742
>facebook
But this is wrong, your MAL can be private, and its purpose doesn't have to be about contacting other people. I'm not in any groups and I don't have any friends on MAL. I'm not even sure if you can actually have friends on MAL.

>> No.10928750

What's wrong with MAL? I don't have an account, I'm just curious. As long as you don't use any of the social features, I don't really see a problem with it.

>> No.10928754

>>10928750
>>10928749
>>10928747
Stop hiding behind lame excuses. If you wwant to keep track of things and avoid social shit completely you'll use a fucking notepad. You're not fooling anyone.

>> No.10928755

>>10928750
There's nothing wrong with it, people just like to overreact and think that everyone uses it as anime facebook.

>> No.10928760

>>10928754
It's a lot easier to use MAL.

>> No.10928761

>>10928742
>>10928743
Thank you for explaining, acronyms really confuse me.

>> No.10928757

>>10928754
Notepad is a lot less convenient. Like I was saying, you expect me to reinvent the wheel just to keep track of things.

>> No.10928758

I don't have an account for MAL but I like to use to find new anime to watch.

>> No.10928759

>>10928749
Facebook can be private and it's purpose doesn't have to be about contacting other people.

>> No.10928763

>>10928754
I do use notepad.
>I don't have an account, I'm just curious.

>> No.10928765

>>10928757
>convenient

Explain.

>> No.10928765,1 [INTERNAL] 

Oh god /jp/ has no salvation.

>> No.10928766

>>10928757
>>10928760
How?

>> No.10928773

>>10928757
bullshit. MAL fucked up on me time and time again. Notepad 4EVER.

>> No.10928769

>>10928763
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>> No.10928771

>>10928766
Because Notepad is garbage, if anything you should use Excel.

>> No.10928779

>>10928754
MAL calculates the amount of time I've spent watching anime and provides some nice statistics.

I'm too lazy to do all that in Notepad and Excel; I'd have to do most things manually which goes against the principle of taking it easy.

>> No.10928775

If you have a "backlog" exceeding five shows and need social media to track it, you're a horrible human being and should get out of /jp/.

>> No.10928776
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10928776

"To Heart" not the squeal
http://vndb.org/v18

>> No.10928777

>>10928765
>>10928766
Do I need to explain? It's like the difference between trying to maintain content on a site by manually updating HTML versus something more dynamic.

>>10928771
I actually did use excel for a long time. Until I realized that doing so was just a way for me to say that I didn't have a MAL.

>>10928773
How?

>> No.10928778

>>10928771
ur mum use excel lol

>> No.10928784

>>10928777
You keep using buzzwords rather than explaining. First it was "convenient". Now it was "dynamic". I bet you're hypocritical enough to have spammed /v/ about the new xbox being shit despite being marketed directly towards subhumans like you.

>>10928779
Achievements for all your friends to watch and to brag about in /a/. Cool.

>> No.10928795

>>10928784
I bet you decry lastfm too you plen

>> No.10928792

>>10928779
How are those statistics useful for anyone who doesn't use MAL as a social network?

>> No.10928797

>>10928784
Dynamic versus static. I would say php or something but I don't want some /g/ person to come out of the works and tell me that unlike me he's an actually good programmer who also doesn't use shitty sites like mal. Don't call it a buzzword just because you don't understand what I mean.

And I don't buy consoles, or care about them.

>> No.10928800

>>10928797
You can't explain, so it's definitely the other guy's fault for not getting your non-explanation.

>> No.10928805

>>10928797
How does any of that have to do with making a list on notepad about the anime you want to watch? You're not making any sense.

>> No.10928809

>>10928713
It's like watching someone brag about quitting smoking while snorting a line of coke.

>> No.10928811

>>10928805
Yes, because all the data you want to add is maintained in a database which generates pages for you, rather than you manually editing a page. It's unlinking data from the display of that data, which is useful. If I want to change anything about how a txt file displays something, I have to manually change the data itself.

You should be able to easily see how one is more convenient than the other.

>> No.10928813

>>10928613
You're alright with me.

>> No.10928818

>>10928811
You are literally incapable of communicating without nonsensical buzzwords, aren't you?

>> No.10928818,1 [INTERNAL] 

so muuch maad #YOLO

>> No.10928822

>>10928784
>Achievements for all your friends to watch and to brag about in /a/. Cool.
I don't brag about it or show it to anybody, I keep it to myself.
Stop getting so irate over somebody not wanting to put a lot of effort into something for absolutely zero reward.

>>10928792
It's just for curiousity's sake, really.
Most observational data is collected simply out of curiousity.

>> No.10928824

>>10928811
All the data I add in my notepad file is kept in a database within my computer which generates an instantly editable notepad file for me whenever I click it.

>> No.10928831

>>10928822
The first lesson to become a great liar is to first be able to fool yourself. Keep practicing.

>> No.10928835

>>10928824
Of course it isn't.

Though arguing that I should make my own database and display it the way I want to wouldn't be much of a counterargument either, because it requires a lot more effort than using something already available. Like I said, it's reinventing the wheel.

Unless there's some statistic or field that I badly need to display or make note of and that MAL isn't capable of, there would be no reason to make my own.

>> No.10928843

>>10928728
I couldn't give much of a damn about /a/. Let them rot. Just make sure their people are as far away from /jp/ as possible. Unfortunately, this thread proves yet again that they aren't that far away.

>> No.10928840

>>10928831
You must be an excellent liar then, considering how delusional you're being and how much effort you're putting into making people use an obsolete program.

>> No.10928846

>>10928776
Oh wow, an actual suggestion.

>> No.10928852

>>10928843
Having a MAL doesn't mean I go to /a/. There's a good chance they would react the same way and tell me to go to animesuki or gaia or some other place.

I find /a/ really obnoxious so I don't go there.

>> No.10928856

>>10928776
when will it be translade

>> No.10928853

>>10928835
What the fuck more do you need for a list of anime besides the name of the anime and if you're really that nitpicky the number of episodes it has and the number of episodes you watched? I am beyond myself with how stupid some people I argue with think I am. Go back to your shitty social network.

>> No.10928854

>>10928776
I doubt this guy can read Japanese considering he's posting about his gf and katawa shoujo.

>> No.10928858

>>10928835
Oh, I see. You need achievements to brag about and maybe become the big anime fan within your little circle of e-pals.

>> No.10928862

>>10928853
The whole point is to simplify overcomplicated shit so the user feels accomplished about something, even if they don't need it or never even knew it existed. The web2.0 is all about building egos, as dynamically and conveniently as possible.

>> No.10928865

>>10928853
The name, the number of episodes it has, the number I've watched, whether it's airing or not, what I dropped and when.

When I try to add something that I'm watching or watched it's nice that I will see related things to. Like upcoming OVAs. I can also see the number of episodes remaining without looking it up, and I can order things to get information easily. If it was a notepad file then that's impossible, I can only display it in the way I designed it to.

>>10928858
I don't brag about how much of my life I waste on anime.

>> No.10928869

>>10928862
If you want that to be an insult you should say "complicated" not "overcomplicated".

>> No.10928868

>>10928865
You're not describing an anime list. You're describing amazon.

>> No.10928881

>>10928868
I'm describing MAL. Whether or not any of that is intrinsic to the nature of a list is irrelevant.

In fact, it's best for my argument if it isn't because then any list kept locally would have the same functionality. The fact remains that it's useful and convenient. And doesn't have to be an "anime facebook", because it doesn't have to be used for social purposes at all.

>>10928879
I am watching 22 at the moment.

>> No.10928879

>>10928865
How many shows do you watch at one time?

>> No.10928883

>>10928881
You're one deluded faggot.

>> No.10928889

>>10928881
You still haven't explained how it is "convenient" or "dynamic" or how a notepad doesn't do the actual job of an anime list as well (better, admit it) as your social network.

>> No.10928894

You know I used to come on /jp/ for the great VN suggestion threads. Yet not one suggestion on here that helps besides the one in Japanese but that doesn't help OP.

Get your shit together /jp/.

>> No.10928895

>>10928891
I saw it. I'm trying to make him see it. He sure as hell won't leave the board, so if possible I'd like to try and make him a better person. Aren't I nice?

>> No.10928891

>>10928889
See >>10928862

>> No.10928904

>>10928528
>>10928528
Where can I find a /jp/ boyfriend?
I want to cuddle a /jp/ we could be the best couple ever...

>> No.10928905

How about Crescendo OP
http://vndb.org/v29

Or if you want something that has a bit of gameplay, True Love.
http://vndb.org/v241

>> No.10928911

>>10928904
Go to a fucking con, there you will find just about 50% of /jp/ and 50% of /a/. Since they all don't know shit about Japan, good anime, or being a true Otaku.

>> No.10928912

>>10928894
/jp/ is not a spoonfeeding service.

>> No.10928915

>>10928904
Thrust a screwdriver into your eye socket until it kisses your brain.

>> No.10928917

>>10928904
On /jp/ of course!

>> No.10928925

>>10928904
>>10928923
Where do you live? Are you strong?

>> No.10928923

>>10928917
Do you want to be my /jp/ bf? We could touch each other and explore our bodies~

>> No.10928927

>>10928889
I can update fields by just clicking a button that will increment them. I don't have to think about whether a field is correct or whether I've written it correctly, because it is centrally maintained, any errors would be corrected before I'd get a chance to see them, most likely. I can see related information my clicking on links generated by my list, and I can also reorganize how my list is displayed if I want certain information to be more prominent, including being able to add or remove fields, which would be tedious or impossible in a plain txt file.

When I try to add something to my list, I will see related things that I might not have been aware of, which is information I would otherwise have to actively seek out, and I would probably not bother and thus never know. Stuff like what something is adapted from, or any extras that are upcoming.

There are a lot of other things that would be useful for someone with a MAL, but those are the features that I personally find useful.

>> No.10928930

>>10928925
Yes I am very strong and manly.
I live in Florida.

>> No.10928933

>>10928930
That's too far away, sorry...

>> No.10928935

>>10928927
So basically it's Facebook to you. Thanks for admitting it.

>> No.10928938

>>10928935
I was going to say he was back at describing amazon rather than an actual anime list. To each his own I suppose.

>> No.10928936

>>10928930
Will you protect me from bullies?

>> No.10928942

>>10928933
Darn...

>>10928936
Yes, I could protect you from bullies and large predators.

>> No.10928963

>>10928935
>>10928938
Whether you see that functionality as "facebook" or "amazon" rather than "anime list" is not really relevant to the current point. I see that you're trying to define a plain text document with a list of anime as "anime list" and then judge MAL on how much of an anime list it is. In other words, you may as well ask me "so how is MAL better than a plaintext file at being a plaintext file?"

And I don't use it for social purposes.

>> No.10928976

>>10928963
It's cute how you're trying to get all intellectual over your little amazon facebook.

You've already lost the argument, nobody is paying attention to your pathetic points.

>>>/a/

>> No.10928981

>>10928942
You sound like a very nice person but I already have a boyfriend and I don't live there, sorry.

>> No.10928984

>>10928981
FUCK YOU

>> No.10928986

>anime
Only Lucky Star, Rosen Maiden and K-ON! are acceptable.

>> No.10928991

>>10928986
How can you watch haruhi reference anime without haruhi?

>> No.10928992

>>10928981
>>10928984
That wasn't me, but thanks for calling me nice.
I really would like to find a /jp/ buddy or bf to get closer too though.

>> No.10928998

>>10928984
Please don't be mad, I'm sure there is a /jp/sie out there that's perfect for you!

>> No.10928999

I use MAL to keep track of 70s/80s manga and anime I want to read and watch.

Please play my favourite VN, OP.
http://vndb.org/v2

>> No.10929010

>>10928991
Because Haruhi was shit, and I never needed to watch it to understand Lucky Star. I regret watching Haruhi. Especially endless 8.

>> No.10929014

>>10929010
But endless 8 is the second season, nobody knew they would do that when they watched the first

>> No.10929024

>>10929014
>But endless 8 is the second season
Second seasons are usually more shit, from my experience. Even K-ON S2 wasn't as good. Yuru Yuri S2 was abysmal, I think I dropped it early on, thankfully it's almost entirely gone out of my memory.

Even Zeta Gundam wasn't as good as Gundam. Something about season 2 that makes it less enjoyable.

>> No.10929029

>>10929024
but YRYR season 2 was better than season 1

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>>10929029
>but YRYR season 2 was better than season 1
Internal laughter intensifies

>> No.10929033

Harem shows are epic. That is all.

>> No.10929067

>>10929036
epic thats one of my fav memes m/a/te

>> No.10929070

>>10929024
see >>10929029

>> No.10929086

>>10929036
chaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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this thread makes me want to cut off Cirno's limbs and rape her

>> No.10929113

>>10929070
see >>10929036

>>10929067
Honk honk!

>>10929086
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>> No.10929152

hey #based #animeniggas add me
http://myanimelist.net/profile/madthad0890

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>> No.10929181

>>10929087
wat a fug dude

>> No.10929189
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10929189

I don't care about girlfriends. Never had one and don't want one. But I wish I had a cute little lively optimistic sister like kyouko. I would love to see her happy face after I bought her some rum raisin ice cream.

>> No.10929198

>>10929192
I would love to see your face after I beat the shit out of you. Don't touch my sister!

>> No.10929192

>>10929189
I would love to see her happy face after I give her some cum raisin ice cream.

>> No.10929198,1 [INTERNAL] 

just a reminder that this exact same thread has been posted and subsequently deleted many times before and the only reason this thread didnt get baleeted this time is because it got 100 replies before janny logged on to /jp/
is it 2 much to ask for consistent moderation on this piece of shit website?????

>> No.10929198,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10929198,1
just a reminder that your gay and i fucked ur mum
LEEEEEL

>> No.10929635

>>10928509

Why is her shorts down by her ankle?

>> No.10929654

>>10929198
That was a very funny post. Thank you for providing my gloomy life with a brief glimmer of light.

>> No.10929668

I want to date a cute Japanese middleschooler or at least become involved in an intimate with one. Let's imagine I'm 8.6/10 and fluent in Japanese, and I visit Japan for two months... How could I befriend a cute middleschooler?

>> No.10929690

>>10929635
She's being lewd.

>> No.10929696

>>10929690
But she still has her underpants on?

>> No.10929717

>>10929696
You can still have underpants on and do nasty things. You just need to use your imagination, which a lot of people don't do unfortunately.

>> No.10929724

>>10929717
But then she could have done them with her shorts on too?

>> No.10929740

>>10929724
Maybe it's more comfortable without her shorts?

>> No.10929754

>>10929740
But why if she is more comfortable without her shorts why wear them at all?

>> No.10929773

>>10929754
It's indecent not wearing anything to hide your panties. Maybe she was just outside before sitting down at her computer and didn't have time to undress properly?

>> No.10929781

>>10929773
People go outside? Don't you die if you leave your house? I heard outside is full of dangers.

>> No.10929801

>>10929781
You are just the cutest little thing! Of course people don't die if they go outside, how do you think they go to work or do shopping?

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>>10929801
What is work?

>> No.10929832

>>10929819
The most dangerous thing of all in the outside world.

>> No.10929833

>>10929819
work = force X distance

>> No.10929837

>katawa shoujo
>gf

0/10

>> No.10929853

>>10929837
>katawa shoujo
>gf
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>> No.10929858

>>10929853
Why /jp/ is so shitty?

>> No.10929862

>>10929858
"Why /jp/ is so shitty?" is my favorit mene :o)

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>>10929853
Janny approved

>> No.10929875

>>10929865
Meanwhile NEET threads get deleted on sight ;_;

>> No.10929879

>>10929865
Did you get your new skirt yet?

I asked in another thread but you didn't reply...

>> No.10929883

>>10929879
Not yet, but I got a buttplug and had some fun with it.

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>> No.10929900

>>10929883
How did you get a buttplug before your skirt?

You seem like a very fun person.

>> No.10929910

>>10929900
Ann summers apparently do next day delivery.
It was actually 2 days but still fast.

>> No.10929911

>>10929890
That doujin was one of the most exciting things I've ever seen. I wish I could fuck my sister so bad...

>> No.10929914

>>10929890
I efel like the proportions are off. Her legs are too fat and long

>> No.10929925

>>10929911
Do you actually have one? Is she hot?

>> No.10929932

>>10929910
I didn't know about that website, thanks. I might buy something there.

Does a buttplug feel good?

>> No.10929934

>>10929925
I do have one, and she's relatively hot. I hate her personality, and she's kinda gross in some ways, but in other ways she's really sexy and fuckable.

>> No.10929947

>>10929914
Well, is that a problem?
I mean, her eyes are bigger than her mouth and nobody is complaining about that

>> No.10929948

>>10929934
Then why haven't you fucked her yet? I am so jealous. Although it must be so blueballing to have a hot sister you can't fuck. Normals say that you are naturally not attracted to your sister and that only guys without sisters say such things but I am sure that if I had an attractive one I would fap to her daily.

>> No.10929957

>>10929947
Yes. It looks strange.

>> No.10929962

>>10929932
With a bit of lube and if you are in the mood, yes very much so.
I'm glad you think I am fun, I just try to amuse myself in my free time.

What kind of thing would you be likely to buy from ann summers?

>> No.10929963

>>10929948
>Then why haven't you fucked her yet?
You think it's that easy?

>Normals say that you are naturally not attracted to your sister and that only guys without sisters say such things
They are wrong. Totally wrong.

>I am sure that if I had an attractive one I would fap to her daily.
I don't nearly fap to her daily, but I have fapped to her pictures since I was about 13.

>> No.10929980

>>10929963
>You think it's that easy?

No. Actually I wouldn't have an idea how to do that. I would hope that she some day gets drunk or something and gets lewd thoughts. But I probably read too much manga. How old is she now? Time is running out! If you wait any longer she will get old and ugly.

>> No.10929983

>>10929914
her legs and porportions of them relative to her body are fine. it's her feet that are too small.

>> No.10929990

>>10929980
She's 20. Not as hot as before, but I still want to cum in all her orifices.

>> No.10930006

>>10929962
I'm not sure, I'm still looking at what they have.

Maybe something I can stick in my butt, I have wanted to try anal play for a while.

>> No.10930008

>>10929990
Well that's still young but you don't have much time left. I can't give you any advice but I wish you good luck on filling your sister with your cum!

>> No.10930027

>>10930006
/jp/ers are so damn cute.
I have something that I could stick in your butt.

>> No.10930035

>>10930027
What is it!

>> No.10930042

>>10930027
I don't want to destroy your fantasy but most /jp/ers are unattractive, and possibly obese hairy men.

>> No.10930049

>>10930042
I'm actually pretty underweight and am arguably attractive.

>> No.10930050

>>10930042
I'm 65kg and not hairy. Please stop projecting

>> No.10930058

>>10930042
I don't think you can back up those claims.

>> No.10930062

>>10930050
65kg is overweight unless you're 2m tall. IN that case you're a freak.

>> No.10930065

>>10930049
>>10930050
>>10930058
Post pictures. I don't believe you.

>> No.10930068

>>10930062
I'm 180 cm and it's a perfectly normal weight you anorexic fuck

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>>10930065

>> No.10930073

>>10930069
There is no timestamp. This could belong to anybody.

>> No.10930074

>>10930069
Cool ambiguous picture of your belly, dude.

>> No.10930081

>>10930069
Skinnyfat.

>> No.10930085

>>10930069
/jp/ NEET belly!

>> No.10930093

>>10930006
I was kind of hoping they would have a buttplug with a tail but I can't find one. All of their clothes are really slutty too.

Can you recommend any other sites that have cute clothes?

>> No.10930103

>>10930073
It's an old picture. Dated October 21 2010. I haven't changed since then. Maybe I could make one with a timestamp if I was convinced.

>>10930074
>>10930081
It's clearly not ambiguous, and I'm not skinnyfat. Just plain skinny. I weight 120 lbs.

>> No.10930120

>>10930073
Not him but I've always been curious, how do you timestamp pictures.
My camera doesn't do it automatically.
That I know of.

>> No.10930116

>>10930103
Whatever you say, pudgekins.

>> No.10930123

>>10930120
You hold a piece of paper with the current date and the name of the board written on it.

>> No.10930142

>>10930123
I see, thank you for telling me anon.

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>>10930065

>> No.10930193

>>10930103
Could you post more pictures please? I think you have a very cute belly.

>> No.10930203

>>10930188
This is not how you post a timestamp.

>> No.10930212

>>10930188
Cute feet! What shoe size are you?

>> No.10930221

>>10930188
Cut your nails

>> No.10930226

>>10930093
Please respond.

>> No.10930237

>>10930203
Like I would bother to lie about my weight.
>>10930212
Thanks I guess. 40 EU shoe size or 7 in the US.
>>10930221
No

>> No.10930247

>>10930237
You should, though. By the looks of your feet, you're a manlet. That weight makes you slightly above average weight.

>> No.10930245

>>10930237
I thought they looked cute and small. I'm a size 11 UK, I'm not sure what that is in EUR or US.

>> No.10930250

>>10930193
I'm sorry, but I don't feel like it anymore, after all.

>> No.10930254

>>10930093
To be honest I rarely buy from anything other than ebay.
They have plenty of clothes some used some new, but you have to spend time browsing.
I only went to annsumers for the sex toys

>> No.10930257

>>10930245
That would be 46 in Europe. I'm 6.5 UK.
>>10930247
You're right I'm not very tall. I don't really remember my height though.

>> No.10930256

>>10930069
>No ribs visible
Step it up anon, I bet you eat more than one and a half meals a day, disgusting.

>> No.10930259

>>10930256
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>> No.10930260

>>10930250
In other words you don't have any more because it's not your belly

>> No.10930262

>>10930254
Thanks.

>> No.10930269

>>10930260
Actually, it's because camwhoring just doesn't turn me on like it used to years ago.

>> No.10930280

>>10930269
Nobody cares about your life story.

>> No.10930299

>>10930280
I don't really care about anything else here.

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>>10930299

>> No.10930310

Please stop arguing and post more pictures of cute /jp/sies!

>> No.10930315

>>10930303
ota-ch for 2D, 4chan for genuis

>> No.10930451

Worst fucking thread in weeks.

/a/v/b/ pls go

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