/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10928617
Sorry m8, but Haruhi is too mainstream for /jp/.

-fucked touhou

It's funny because nothing you mentioned is /jp/ related.

>I only play (mostly retro) Japanese video games
>>>/v/
>I like Asian flicks, particularly horror
>>>/tv/
>Only series I watch are GCCX and Gaki no Tsukai
>>>/tv/
>Tons of anime/manga
>>>/a/
>I'm learning Japanese atm
>>>/lang/

Im too jp for /jp

>>10928644
>>I only play (mostly retro) Japanese video games
>>>>/v/
Shouldn't you redirect him to >>>/vr/?

>>10928617
Sorry bro, but as these guys pointed to you
>>10928644
>>10928634

There's no Touhou in your list. Thus that's not jp related. Sorry.

Horror? Please kill yourself, pleb.

>>10928656
I did not know there was a retro games board.

>>10928656
I'll keep that in mind for future reference, thank you.

I'm so /jp/ my penis is 3 inches like a Japanese person.

How /jp/ are you?

- I only play (mostly Touhou) Japanese Danmaku and fighting video games.
- I like Touhou chicks, particularly Patchouli, Alice, and Flan.
- Only series I watch are related to Touhou.
- Tons of Touhou anime/manga.
- I'm learning Japanese to relocate to Gensokyo one day.

>>10928617
I sit on the jay for 15 hours a day.

>>10928696
>- Only series I watch are related to Touhou.
lol

I'm a nigger that brags bout' hi waifu on fb, and despite what you may think I'm genuinely more of an Otaku than most of you.

How /jp/ are you?

>Draw anime and manga on my tablet
>Play Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series
>Train with Katana every day
>Speak japanese fluently both Kanji and Osaka dialect
>Follow Bushido 100%

>>10928706
What, you're jealous because you're less /jp/ than me?

>>10928696
>- I like Touhou chicks, particularly Patchouli, Alice, and Flan.
>- Only series I watch are related to Touhou.

>>10928718
chad?

i am a japanese otaku

I don't play video games because they bore me to death.

What is the point of fucking around collecting useless items and shit, what a waste of time, I prefer to pick a book or watch anime instead.

The last video game I enjoyed was Call of Duty MW2.

I'm a fat useless hikikomori who hasn't left his house in roughly 7 years. Still live with my parents even though I'm 25, never had a job or went through college.

That's about it anymore. Used to play VN, but was too lazy to read more. Used to like touhou, but now I just fap to sexualized little girls.

>>10928788
You win.

I am a 48 year-old virgin native Japanese man. I have been an otaku my whole life. My father was an otaku, as was his father before him. After witnessing the suffering they caused themselves by hiding their power levels from their wives, I vowed never to hide my otaku power level.

>>10928787
>The last video game I enjoyed was Call of Duty MW2.

So, you've never enjoyed a video game?

>>10928827
Turbotaku now you'd only have to be successful animator or something. you'd be the otaking.

>>10928827
Otaku didn't exist 3 generations ago, it's impossible for your grandfather to have been one.

>>10928617
>flicks
Anyone who uses this term for a film is a self identified uncultured swine.

>>10928837
thats how taco he is you fuggin queer

>>10928837
There were hardcore otaku in the 70s and 80s. That's 3 generations ago, if you're saying "generation" in a more societal sense.

To be true /jp/ elite, you must get a bingo.

>>10928860
What a shitty bingo.

>>10928860
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>>10928873
Please do not use the post feature anymore.

>>10928849
3 generations for someone aged 48.

How /jp/ am *I*?
>watched maybe 40 series
>been learning japanese for 2 years casually
>watch raw
>sage every post I make
>misuse the quote function

>>10928909
>learning japanese casually

You must commit entirely or you will fail.

>>10928860
VLC is very stable nowadays. All the other software is becoming irrelevant. Preferring MPC-HC+codec packs is just a meme at this point, unless anime sub groups' coders are hard at work creating a new encode that's impossible to watch unless we use some super specific codec.

>>10928919
Why didn't you mention mplayer?

- I don't like anime.
- I'm rather indifferent about Japan.
- I like Touhou - which means I play the games. It's by far not my favorit STG and I couldn't care less about all the secondary fanworks, though.
- Untranslated eroge arr day erry day. In fact, VNs are the main reason why I visit this board.

>>10928828
but MW2 was actually pretty fucking fun

>>10928860
Christ, they're like autism hipsters. I wish /a/ would just die already.

>>10928617
full time NEET
leaning towards Hikkimori
僕は日本語の学生
don't play Touhou 2hard4me
don't consider Japan that great although I would love to visit it sometime.
Try to learn nipponese better by playing nip games.

>>10928860
>browsed /b/ when it was still anime/random
most people from back then moved on or went to Gensokyo.
>not being fascinated by anime clubs
anime clubs are like people who are chronicly chuuni's. They act like idiots but you can't look away.
>know 95%+ of the anime that are being discussed
doesn 4chan in general even discuss anime? /a/ is only interested in fetshisim,waifuism and Eva. /jp/ doesn't discuss any anime.
>being into anime before it caught on.
>anime started in the late 60's/early 70's
that would make you atleast 60 years old.
>>10929345
if /a/ wrote it it would probably include something like "having a Waifu tulpa" or "500TB of images of your waifu". The chart was made by a weeabo trying to fit in.

>>10928919
>VLC

I am Japanese
I guess there are some Japs in /jp/

>>10928919
Please tell me you're trolling.

>>10929559
You shouldn't say 僕は or 私は or whatever when we know that you're talking about yourself or its implied in your statement. Stop talking like a textbook.

>>10929636
sorry I haven't had conversation class yet.

>>10928919

I'm going to use everything in this thread to make a /jp/ achievement list, is that cool, guys?

How /jp/ am I?

It's the only board I visit.
I read few manga, and watch less anime.
I don't visit touhou threads.
I don't visit regular topic threads. (NEET, Fumos, etc.)
I rarely post.
I have no happiness in life.
Nothing keeps my interest.
I have no friends, but I do not feel lonely.

http://youtu.be/Oi7dVZJqU8k

>how /jp/ are you?

>>10929778
>Alcohol

Get out, normie.

>>10929778
>waifu

Fuck off /a/sshole

>>10929778
>White Horse Scotch Whisky is a blended Scotch Whisky from Edinburgh

I really hope this isn't your picture. It upsets me knowing there are people on /jp/ who "drink".

>>10929815
You are the worst.

>>10929785
lets get shitfaced ni-pan
>>10929800
keep him, /a/ doesn't want him either.

Please don't post on /jp/ under the influence of intoxicants.

>>10929815
What's wrong with alcohol? It's the oldest known recreational drug used by humans.

I only play obscure doujin games
I don't watch any movies whatsoever
I don't watch anime, but I read a lot of manga
I don't listen to anything but Nippon music, of all types
I build gunpla, and have a small collection of figures
I've given up on learning japanese, and just practice reading kana
I wear yukata around the house, and take a Kendo class.

>>10929844
It makes bad people even more irresponsible and discreetly increases depression.

>>10929857
depends on your self control and alcohol capacity.
Some people can easily drink 10 beers and still be able to behave themselves.

>>10929866
I know. That kind of makes you think that you're relatively good with booze, doesn't it?

I'm short.
I'm underweight.
I live with my parents.
I'm ugly; 4/10 at best.
I have scruffy stubble and a ponytail.
I haven't played 2hu but I like the characters and bkub's 2hu comics.
I spend all day drawing manga, watching anime, playing guitar, drinking cheap gin and shitposting.

>>10929857
But it's good to drink with your waifu on a lonely Christmas night, and cry before going to sleep. ;_;

>>10928662
Well, there's that, then dorama and what else?

I was also thinking about checking out some of Beat Takeshi's yakuza films but that's about it.

>>10929844
It's not cute.

If you're some hip, cool dude who has sex and gets into fights and does drugs and all that, fine. Good for you, seriously. But it's not the kind of thing I want /jp/ers to do.

>>10929881
Suika's cute.
Checkmate, atheists.

>>10929874
Why do you cry? If it's that bad, just find yourself that gf. I've always been ashamed rather than lonely.

>>10929881
I hope you realise some people on /jp/ have issues with depression and alcohol is often the only way for them to feel better.

>>10929881
Those individuals you described make up a significant percent of /jp/, please stop trying to oppress /jp/ users.

>>10929881
You're probably a fat fujoshi who hasn't hit the legal drinking age, and who is jealous for never getting invited to parties (not like the rest of us have either), and so you take your angst out against anyone who drinks, even if they do it alone.

>>10929894
Please don't make jokes like that.

>>10929905
It's not a joke, he's being serious.

And the main character in NHK did drugs and drank by himself to escape the torture of reality.

>>10929901
"asd kas hfds as fih"
- u
Drinking alone is a death wish if you happen to be a person who is prone to depression and social difficulties.

>>10929923
I hit a nerve, didn't I?

>>10929964
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>>10929939
What nerve? I'm 25. If you're not doing business or trying to get laid, don't drink. I wouldn't tell this to a normal, established person but this is /jp/.

whch 2hu would you get shitfaced with?

>>10929964
I typically drink when I'm playing video games. Drinking challenges are a fun time. Don't tell me what to do, nigger.

>>10929975
play 2hu and take a shot everytime you see a bullet

- I play mainstream MMO's and Console games
- Hang out with friends on the weekend
- I watch Marvel/DC movies, never read the comics
- I go on dates and fuck
- Only series I watch are Seinfeld and The Office
- Strong and healthy, good diet, exercise and physique
- Tons of Ero doujins/manga and JAV saved on my harddrive
- Get to NEET it up soon when I finish this final semester with a BS in Econ from Rutgers
- Set for life with family inheritance and connections, nepotism, ho!!!!

Christ what a shit thread.

>>10929968
Booze exists because it helps young adults learn how to socialize. For a hikki dweeb, it's nothing but a method of slow suicide.

>>10929881
>>10929923
>>10929964
Please stop stereotyping those that drink and forcing your outlooks onto others on /jp/.

>>10930009
>zun_getting_inspiration.jpg

>>10930009
ZUN is a university-educated ICT professional who has a wife. What about you?

>>10930009
How has ZUN not died of liver failure yet?

>>10930004
Cool opinions, dude.
I'm sure the entirety of alcohol culture revolves around binge drinking teens and cheap beer. And that you happen to be an expert on this.

>>10930030
Why is there a negro in the group?

What do you guys think of The New 52 so far?

I know it's been done a dozen times before, but I really think they missed the opportunity for some good, modern origin stories.

>>10929994
I'll do that when I can't take it anymore and want this miserable life to finally end. Thanks for the suggestion.

>>10929901
I'm in my twenties, like most of you.

I don't drink out of choice. You should consider the same. Please don't do drugs!

>>10930031
Because it's an American comic?

>>10930014
Because it's beer

All my slav ancestors were shitfaced. I can't let them down.

>>10930026
Binge drinking teens are not young adults. They could wait a bit longer, but the world is what it is. At least they're getting laid.

>>10930037
I respect your life choices and hope we can still be friends.

Twice every year I'll pick two songs, one to be my OP song that I listen to when I'm getting up and one to be my ED song as I'm going to sleep.

>>10930018
What does that have to do with anything and how is it relevant?
Especially considering that University goers tend to be the biggest binge drinkers. There are many successful drinkers out there.

There is no need to attack me.

>>10930066
>What does that have to do with anything and how is it relevant?
Stability is everything in life. If you only think about yourself and survival, alcohol is your worst enemy. This board houses the most fragile type of people.

>>10930051
do you run to your school with toast in your mouth?