/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who HIKI here?

>>10928616
Hi...

Last night I had a dream where I was in a summer camp and the counselors chose where people sat, I got an awkward seat that was away from everyone and no one spoke to me. It reminded me of high school.

>>10928638
I put my penis in a jar of jam today.

>>10928649
I want to try that but I don't want jam in my penis hole

>>10928660
That'd be a sticky situation.

>>10928670
Could you ejaculate to clear the hole or would it just get even more sticky?

>>10928690
I think that would just jam it up even further.

These threads are not allowed, reported!

>>10928660
That would never happen though jam would just get pushed out of the way to force something down your urethra takes considerable pressure.

>>10928605
That doesn't look comfortable at all.

>>10928715
You have broken two rules, one for submitting a false report and two for announcing your report.

Please read the rules in full before making any more posts.

>>10928756
I haven't broken any rules - these threads are not allowed, and my post was to inform people that they're not.

Please thing about what you're saying before you post you troglodyte.

>>10928780
Not him but I was under the impression that after the whole /q/ thing the sticky stated that one of these threads was allowed to remain?

>>10928780
There you go breaking another rule.

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

I'm just trying to help you and it's obvious you haven't taken my advice so I urge you to read the rules and make sure you fully understand them before posting again.

who ex-neet here

>>10928783
They all get deleted, it's a crackdown.

I haven't been outside in a bit over a month, but I've finally run out of food and have no choice but to go to the grocery store.
I know I'll make it there and back fine, but I'm still very anxious. With any luck, my third attempt to open the door will work out.