/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Looks like shit

>>10928181
From the thumbnail it looked like several people had taken a shit inside a bath tub.

get the fuck out with your autism and find job we are serious businessmans here

I'd fuck that.

what is it

I want to learn how to cook

;_;

Is that an omelette?

Please stop wasting ingredients on your horrible excuses of cooking.

As a trained cook it hurts me to see those pictures.

As example, its like watching a newb playing a Shmup on easy and complaining about too much bullets.

Thats what you're doing to me.

>>10928205
Try reading a cooking book.

>>10928201

how do I cook?

Is that cornbread? Doesn't look too bad.
I would eat it as long as you washed your hands before you made it.

>>10928201
But he needs to learn!
He won't never be a good wife otherwise.

>>10928210
*wiil

>>10928209

that's not possible

I made onigiri today for the first time.

Rice taste: perfect. Consistency: mushy. I need to use shorter grain next time.
Filling: Tuna mayo. Perfect taste.
Nori: Seemed to be very good quality.

All in all, a success. Pleasantly surprised.

Hey, it's the OP from the thread.

That looks delicious! Great work!

Looks tasty, I'd eat it

>>10928216
That looks great! I've always wanted to try making one.

Good job, keep on trying and have fun!

Here is a site with easy recipes for you to cook, it will help you grow used to it.
http://kidshealth.org/kid/recipes/

>>10928181
うんこみたい

Frito Pie, for when you just don't feel you're fat enough.

>>10928233
あんたの母親はうんこみたい

Well done OP!

And remember to take it easy, even if you don't succeed with your cooking all the time!

>>10928238
Looks like shit and jalapénos

>>10928238
I'd eat it if I didn't have a stomach condition, looks good

>>10928244
Yeah, but it tastes like giving a blow job to God.

Well done OP, keep up the good work!

How does it taste?

>>10928252
How do you know if you have a stomach condition?

Recently I feel like I'm going to throw up when I'm finished eating food and it's really scary so I start shivering and sweating.

http://www.youtube.com/user/runnyrunny999/videos

I learned everything I know about cooking from this guy.

>>10928266
Alton Brown taught me everything I know about cooking.

>>10928256
Salty, with a taste of crushed dreams and shame from your parents for sucking cocks ?

>>10928269
Considering that "Frito Pie" is southern american county fair/carnival food, I'd say that sums it up pretty much.

I've made bread and cooked eggs to an artform because it's all I can cook.
There's only so much you can do to convince yourself you're not just eating the same eggs and bread over and over.

>>10928265
Not him but it's the other way around for me, I get hungry to the point where I feel sick to my stomach and it gets in the way of trying to eat.

Thanks, everyone!

Though nobody has figured out what it is.

It tastes pretty good, maybe a little bit too sweet (there's a clue for you all!)

>>10928270
A few people recommended Good Eats to me yesterday, and it has already changed my life.

>>10928321
Its some kind of sponge cake or whatever the hell you raped there in the oven.

>>10928323
>Its some kind of sponge cake

YES! Well done.

It was supposed to be like this but without the filling. I think it turned out okay.

>>10928328
>Well done

Can't say that for your cake.

>>10928328
Ignore the shitposters, you've done a great job, especially for a beginner. Now make a proper victoria sponge!

Nice cake, janitor!

You need to try hard(er)
Focus the spirit
Learn the way
Make good cake

頑張って！

Try making a roll cake. Great for practice and the ingredients don't cost much.

>>>/ck/

>>10928216
how long did you cooked the rice? i made some last week and there were always small pieces falling off while eating

You should just give up.

Or just get yourself a cute fat otaku girlfriend who will cook for you.

>>10928465
Girls shouldn't go out with other girls!

I'm sure OP is training to be a good cook for her future husband.

>>10928470
It's not gay if it's with 2 girls. Only 2 men being together is gay.

>>10928472
It's a sin for two girls to do lewd things together. Sex is meant for married couples to have babies!

Cute cake dude. I wish I had an oven to bake something with /jp/. Anyway we should have regular cooking threads here.

>>10928499
Can we make Touhou cookies?

I told you to stick with eggs. Fried eggs for breakfast, egg salad sandwich for lunch, omelets for dinner. Can't fuck up.

>>10928181
This is not Otaku culture nor part of Japan general.

>>10928512
It's NEET-related, though.

>>10928512
Food is Otaku culture.

/jp/ isn't Japan general, so who gives a shit about that?

>>10928521
NEET doesn't belong here anymore.

>>10928499
implying the kitchen of an old abandoned mansion would fucking look like that.
implying (western!) vampires eat fucking bento. (that's two mistakes in one!)
implying they'd be going to a school.
and where are their parasols, if they are going outside?

This is something drawn by a secondary who knows nothing about the plot. It's just "Oh there's Flandre she's cute, oh there's Remilia, she's cute; oh there's Sakuya, she's their maid; oh there's Patchouli, but she stays inside all the time because shes a hikki LOL!"
sickening.

>>10928502
I remember a thread where someone was asking for a recipe. I tried to help him but there wasn't a follow up. I wonder if he managed to make some sweet Touhous to nibble on.

>>10928527
Maybe OP should migrate to a cooking board or a board in the pictures, then.

>>10928537
Could I get that recipe?

>>10928527
>Food is Otaku culture.
You couldn't be father from the truth. If it was Japanese candy or Japanese food general, than yeah, but this isn't. It's like you're contradicting yourself...
>/jp/ isn't Japan general, so who gives a shit about that?
Also
>NEET doesn't belong here anymore.
When has /jp/ ever listened to moot-kun? He hurt me with betrayal.

>>10928546
Is AKB48 really considered "Otaku" culture? Last year it was the top viewed wikipedia article.
They even did songs for Wreck It Ralph.
You should go on, migrate over to /mu/

>>10928544
I just told him to use a generic cookie dough with eggs, flour, sugar and no milk. You'll find tons of them on the internet or in cooking books. This one look good:

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1710,153176-231206,00.html

For the dark parts add a bit (maybe 1/2 tsp.) cacao to 1/2 or 1/3 of the dough. Follow to recipe when baking and you're done.

>>10928265
I went to the doctor and she ran tests. You should try too.

>>10928586
The implications of your statement are just to sever for normal /jp/ punishment. Your orders are to commit seppuku.

>>10928609
I haven't been to the doctor in 15 years so I'm afraid.

What did she do after the tests? Is there something wrong with you?

>>10928635
I don't like going to the doctor either, but it had gotten so bad I wasn't able to feed properly anymore. She prescribed me months-worth of antibiotics that have helped a little.

I still don't feel comfortable saying what condition I have, even though this is anonymous... but I'd probably be dead by now if I hadn't gotten treatment because it's the kind of disease that can develop into another. It might be scary to go to the doctor and admit the discomfort you're feeling might be something serious but you must have in mind that no one else can look into that in your place and that your well-being should take priority.

>>>/ck/

>>10928446
Using short grain rice and glazing it with rice vinegar and then cooling it a little helps it stick together. I just used jasmine rice (which is long grain which is why it didn't stick together perfectly either) which I washed with water first, then cooked with 2:1 water/rice ratio until water was gone.

Also added some sugar and salt to the rice vinegar.

Next time I'm going to use a regular short grain rice used for normally making rice pudding, because it's a decent substitute for actual sushi rice. We don't have any sushi rice in the shops nearby.

Just rolling the onigiri long enough in your hands, like when making nigirisushi, will make it stick together I guess.

I made this a week ago

>>10928924
And took a picture of it now ?

Well that sure looks like shit.

>>10928924
What kind of sauce is on the meat? Also, the fries look like they were a bit to long in the oil.

>>>/ck/

>>10928944
Looks like a White Chicken Gravy to me.

>>10928934
I took a picture of it right after I made it

>>10928944
Milk gravy and I cooked the fries exactly how I watched in a video, I blanched them too.

>>10928216
Imagine being this much of a weeb.

>>10928898
Calrose rice is a pretty good substitute for japonica. I've made onigiri with it a few times. I usually boil sugar, salt, white vinegar and mirin together and fold into the rice once its cooling.