/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I was going to make one of these to see if they were allowed again but you beat me to it, OP!

lol i just pissi nbottle im such a neet :p

>>10919825
That's gross.

>>10919778
I miss these. I was considering sharing my neet life in the form of comics in the OC thread since this thread might have no future

>>10919853
What did you do today?

Why so many people come to /jp/ just to post off-topic garbage?

This thread is going to get deleted. Such a shame. I like NEET threads.

How do you keep fit?

I think I'm starting to become unhealthy from staying indoors and sitting down all the time.

>>10919863
Took a bath, read manga, browse /jp/
I'm sure a lot of people would find it interesting. Maybe I'll get a serialization

>>10919874
You could try going for a walk outside maybe once a day or something.

>>10919874
I don't and it's starting to catch up to me.

>>10919876
Is there an overarching plot?

>>10919878
That must take a lot of dedication.

>>10919888
It's quite pleasant if you go when you know nobody will be around.

>>10919885
I don't know, but my dad is sending me outside to buy stuff, so maybe something exciting will happen.

haha i love neetin it up with my collegebros on the weekends

>>10919906
You already made one of these posts dear.

>>10919906
hey bro wanna NEET it up together?
ill bring the empty bottles LMAO

>>10919924
Hi.

Any hikikomori here?

>>10919900
Sounds dreadful

>>10919874
I do about 10 push-ups a day, and crunches about once a week. I also walk about a mile and a half each day.

>>10919928
I know, but luckily I'm not afraid of going outside, I just find it really boring and stressful. Also, sometimes I see little girls in summer dresses. See you later /jp/

I just started running indoors again, I do it when I torrent shit

>>10919949
Do you race the bar to 100%

How do you finance your NEET-life?

>>10919972
Through lurking, newfag.

>>10919972
autismbux

>>10919972
I have a job.

I'm sick neet. Take care of me /jp/.

I wish this wasn't about to be deleted.

>>10919988
Does the thing on her shirt mean something?

>>10919988
Who is she? I want to have a cute NEET girlfriend to be NEET together with.

>>10919989
Hello my friend. I am here to take care of you. I have no sexual intentions. I'm not like that.

>>10919972
Online work

>>10919972
I live in my parents' basement.

>>10920006
働いたら負け
work is defeat

>>10920009
What are you like?

>>10920007
Do you still live with your parents? Maybe if we combine our NEETbucks we could live together.

smelly neet pussy!

I still don't get why this threads get deleted.
You can filter threads if you want to.

>>10920025
I'm emotionally unstable, but my commonly reoccuring stressful episodes culminate in me just curling up into a ball instead of taking it out on others. It would be nice to hold someone during those turbulent times to ease the pain.

>>10920031
Most people in these threads aren't actually NEETs.

>>10920028
Are you cute? But I have to warn you. I am not cute at all. And sadly yes, I live with my parents.

>>10920039
God damn it.

>>10920038
But I am. And I enjoy these threads.

>>10920031
Because they're off-topic?

>>10920042
Are you're sure you aren't cute? How do you know?

>>10920051
What are you talking about? This is just an im@s thread.

Anzu isn't even a NEET, you dumbfucks.

When do we get new Cinderella CDs or a TV series.

>>10920060
I never had girls approach me or give me compliments. I don't have a cute feminine body.

>>10920051
But they ARE a topic. How can a topic be off-topic?

>>10920033
edgy

>>10920051
Not necessarily.
Also there's no other place for them.

>>10920067
Are you obese?

>>10920065
troled

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You can't be a NEET if you're female. You're automatically trained to be a prostitute if you're a woman.

>>10920070
No, but skinnyfat. I am trying to eat less and healthier though.

fgfoswbngfbnaenaejgfnasdjfnnjodefn

>>10920073
All non-disabled men are trained to be manual laborers but that doesn't stop a thousand lazy shits from being NEET.

>>10920067
That doesn't mean you aren't cute!

From the way you write I think you are actually very cute.

>>10920075
How is it edgy?

>>10920063
Did the Sachiko CD come out yet?

>>10920068
I meant, they don't adhere to the topic set by the board.
It's pretty much one of the few rules you have to take in consideration when posting on 4chan.

>>10920081
He's sad and not happy, so he's really edgy and dark.

>>10920081
all that suffering

>>10920080
Thank you, but I think you can't judge one's cuteness from posts at all.

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lmao

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>>10920090
We don't want to see pics from ur mom.

i'm really messy and spend all day lying in bed with my laptop on the internet. i don't enjoy eating anywhere else but in my bed as i get bored as i can't do stuff with my laptop. as a result i always have lots of dishes on the side of my bed, thankfully its a double. however i've had maggots in my bed twice over the past three yrs of neet life and i can hear weird noises again which is normally the first sign of maggots have flooded my bed again and i really don't want to have to deal with that.

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>>10920090
I can't handle this speed.

Thank you for your hard work.

I found mold in my mounting dishes. I was very grossed out.

>>10920123
That is pretty nasty, being NEET doesn't mean you need to be a slob.

>>10920123
I-i can stop anytime.

>>go downstairs
>>looking forward to more posts in my steak thread
>>go upstairs
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>>10920156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder

>>10920154
>go to toilet
>come back
>niggers in my NEET thread

>>10920147
Surely its not possible to actually be addicted to the internet

>>10920161
It has a wikipedia article it must be real.

>>10920156
It isn't since internet is an important part of our lives. If you are addicted to video games you can just stop playing them. But if you are addicted to the internet good luck not to try use the internet anymore.

>>10920169
Wikipedia decides real-life canon. Stop being a sarcastic hipster.

Goddammit /jp/, I already told you to handle normals with care, now we got someone rage-spamming the thread.

>>10920178
Really though I think the vast majority of people who use the internet a massive amount do so due to having nothing better to do or not wanting to do anything "better".

>>10920178
A great one. Fell of my chair.

>>10920139
>10920123
the worst part is i had no idea what they were so i sent a picture to my mother confused and she was very disappointed to see me let my living quarters get in such a state. i never even washed the sheets though, just sprayed a bunch of flyspray, flipped them all down onto the floor and then somehow they vanished a few days later and i slept with blankets crusted by heavy flyspray. it's bothersome as i have a cat and she likes to dig around my plates and left over food at night and it spills everywhere.

>>10920193
This post hurts my brain.

>>10920197
I made one of those faces like when you walk into the toilet and someone left a shit.

Blogging, hookup, and interracial porn general? Epic.

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You really like that picture, don't you champ?

>>10920197
i'd explain more but i'm sure this thread is going to get deleted due to the flooding and well i guess no one wants to hear it but hey if i can make someone feel better about their neetlife compared to mine!

>>10920209
Have you been infected

>>10920202
You know what the worst thing is? When you enter as someone is leaving. You can smell their shit. You know it, they know it. Do you comment on it? Do you walk past them and enter the toilet just bearing with it, or do you rudely leave and uncomfortably walk next to them for a few seconds?

I think this is one of those cases where we need to adjust our social standards. Just as it's accepted people will need to go to the toilet during a meal, and it's a given that a toilet should have toilet paper, it should be fine to say, "Don't go in there, I just did a huge shit and it smells. Come back in five minutes." Alternatively, all toilets should be equipped with a smellometer light. When it goes green, it's safe to enter without covering your nose.

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>>10920219
When you smell someones shit do particles from the shit actually enter your nose? If yes thats pretty disgusting.

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>>10920225
I remember seeing an infographic that said normies inhale several liters of other peoples anal gasses per day.

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>>10920163
Who are you quoting?

>>10920225
Yes. Also, fecal matters gets sprayed everywhere when you flush (the lid isn't closed entirely), so if you keep your toothbrush in the toilet, you're washing your mouth with shit.

These are facts because I read them somewhere months ago.

>>10920233
Isn't this actually dangerous? If there is bacteria in the feces?

>>10920218
i'm not sure what you mean by that. if you mean maggots, i don't really want to check as i'd have to get out of my loft bed and down the ladder and turn the light on and climb back up and dig around and i don't really want to know. as long as it isn't confirmed, i can feel a bit better about myself.

and here i am thinking that next semester will be the semester i re enrol back into uni and actually go, ahahahaha.

>>10920225
I am fairly sure there are regulations about having extractor fans in public toilets at leas partially for this reason.

>>10920252
But what if you enter the moment after someone took a shit?

Why is it fine to go to the toilet in someone else's house?

One time I hosted a sort-of dinner party at my flat, and a bunch of girls came over. They all needed the toilet at some point, and the two cutest ones were gone long enough it was clear they were taking a shit. I hate bodily functions and scat and stuff, but it was very erotic knowing two attractive women had sit their bare buttocks on my toilet, the same toilet my buttocks were on, and did a very private act there. I jacked off about five times that night.

Similar deal with showers. I've had a girl shower at my place once, and she used all my sponges and towels and stuff. Who isn't going to get turned on by using those same things?

>>10920243
Farts are toxic but I don't think we ever inhale enough to do any harm.

There's around 50 million bacteria on every square inch of our skin so it's not really a problem.

>>10920257
This is why you keep track of who else goes to the toilet and when, then you can find the right moment to go. It's like waiting for traffic to clear before you cross the road.

>>10920260
>Who isn't going to get turned on by using those same things?
I don't like any of that stuff. 3D is gross, no matter how attractive the person. Everyone shits and excretes foul, smelly liquids.

If I somehow end up with a serious romantic interest in my life, I would ask that we live in separate places. That would be nice.

Does anyone remember that post where some Anon had parasites and he had given them names and it sounded super cute?

I'm trying to find it again, but no luck.

>>10920271
Same here. Why are we humans so disgusting? If I am ever going to have a girlfriend it's going to be an android.

>>10920271
Well, this is when I was younger and in college. I have (and had) those same turn-offs, but I was still a horny early-twenties guy back then.

Do all normal people go through the same process, or is it just people who discover 2D? Do middle-aged perverts get bored of it, or what?

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Maybe it's just that we need to increase our tolerance for those things?

That seems like it would be convenient.

I don't know. I feel like I was all "eww women are gross!" as a kid, then I skipped the "getting used to it" step as a teenager.

>>10920287
no one uses filters, nerd

How long have you been a NEET? Do you think you will ever get a job?

>>10920281
I've always wondered how regular people block out the thought of those disgusting things.

I remember overhearing somebody speak about his experience with performing oral sex on a girl. He said that it smelled terrible but he was focused on pleasuring the girl instead of the physical reactions he had to her features.

It's a lot cleaner than the last time I had maggots. Then I had lots of rotting chicken fast food boxes. Before getting a loft bed and I was in a single bed, I'd throw the rubbish right next door out of it and the rubbish would build up to the height of my be side table and I would have to sleep with a fan on to over ride the noise of small bugs crawling over it

>>10920291
Says he who continuously changes his image size to avoid them.

>>10920296
Could you really overcome stuff like that?

I imagine it would be like eating chocolate cake in a public bathroom. You're simply not going to enjoy it...

>>10920303
Well, like I said, I don't get it either. But they seem to legitimately enjoy this.

>>10920292
I feel like I am just not made for working. I don't have any interests. I am incredibly lazy. I had to work once and I wanted to kill myself every day. I just couldn't take it. I am also stupid, socially retarded and talentless.

>>10920292
4 years
who knows

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>>10920297

That's not being a NEET, that's just disgusting. Just because you have no job doesn't mean you an live like a orang-utan.

Someone got their hands on accelspammer's script.

>>10920297
What are you wearing?

>>10920326
touma's is not as embarrassing as this one. It's probably not even a script.

>>10920326
This is manual spamming. Way too slow, amateurish, not even using proxies to post multiple times in 30 seconds.

Talk about shitting up the neet thread

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>>10920326
>implying that spam scripts and proxies still work on 4chan

Get a load of these script kiddie newfaggots.

Jesus christ this is fucking disgusting.

I bet /cgl/ is having a giggle at us now. Shame on you.

>>10920357
They do indeed work quite well, you just need a lot of proxies and have to sit there and type in captcha constantly.

>>10920357
Are you from /v/?

>>10920355
These threads are kind of nice as long as they don't run 24/7, actually. That's how it used to be until a year or two ago.

It's like when /vg/ has threads running on a single topic 24/7. All the magic is lost.

>>10920357
>>not lurking /ghost/ where we have a current script that does

And by ``script'' I mean ``GUI application written in .NET''.

I never thought I'd see the days where I feel nostalgic for the kids who managed to run rape.sh on *nix.

>>10920351

Go Anon! Go Anon! GO!

>>10920380
The person is either trolling or stupid seeing as he apparently thinks proxies don't "work on 4chan" whatever that is supposed to mean.

>>10920357

Even the /s4s/ faggots managed to implement their own bot.

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>>10920357
find a working proxy and I'll show you some right now

>>10920371

But I'm 'avin a giggle at /cgl/ everyday m8.

I approve NEET threads.

>>10920402
I'm not talking about the image spam.
I'm talking about your literal shit posting.
why are you subhumans (wow I never thought I'd ever legitimately use that term) talking about such disgusting things?

>>10920409
>GiftAnon

You tricky trollster, you~

>janitor usually deletes all fun threads fast
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>>10920415
It's a natural part of the human body, dude.

Grow up.

>>10920418

He's still waiting for more porn.

>>10920416

Hi.

>>10920431

Also, why is he posting ugly bitches no-one would fuck anyway?

>>10920415

shitposting is otaku culture. Deal with it nerd.

>>10920426
Lucky bitch, I'd love to suck on that fat juice cock

>>10920445
Why would anyone want to be muscled like that... It's disgusting.

>>10920380
>``

Stop doing that, and stop talking about shit that you don't understand. You're not l33T, son. The fact that you're trying to defend your legitimacy as a script kiddie to a troll speaks volumes for that.

>>10920472
That actually looks like a literal sausage.

>>10920463
Fuck you, ``fagstorm''.

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-3.html

I guess this textbook written by real experts is just following a 4chan meme that came decades later?

Moron.

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>>10920476
Where do these white bitches find so much dick to suck.
Why can't I find one, anyone in UK want their dick sucked?
I'm getting pretty desperate

>>10920491
The other way around.

>>10920484
So epic XD

>>10920484
LOOOOOL I LOVE THAT BOOK TOO FELLOW /PROG/RIDER XDDD

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>>10920497
Does it have to be a woman?

Pretty much every time I go to a packed pubs' toilets, there's some men sucking each other's dicks in the cubicle next to me.