/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Says the retard from /b/.

5/19/13

;_;

>>10911210
So what happened?

You tell me, neckbeard-kamen.

Speaking of neckbeards, how long after you start growing one does it take until it stops itching? I've been growing one for almost a week now and the past few days the itch has been so horrible that I can hardly resist the urge of shaving it.

>>10911241
Just keep growing anon-kun. I've had mine for a few months now. Just use some cream like Nivea and you'll be fine.

>>10911241
It probably needs some exposition to sunlight. But it's not like you go outside that often, right?

>>10911241
I never had a problem with itching. Maybe you just aren't cut out to be this level of pathetic. I'm sure your "bros" are wondering why you haven''t hit them up on Facebook lately.

>>10911251
You're probably just trying to trick me into getting a bunch of sweat in it, which will just make it worse.

My beard's coming out pretty good. I need to shave it more though it grows so fast.

>>10911241
I cant grow a neck beard because it itches

>>10911257
damn you got me :(

It feels like revenge

Had they been worth a shit I would have been raised into a functional part of society. Now because of one-too-many fuckups they're stuck with a 23 year old manchild for the rest of their lives.

On a serious note. How can I get one of these beards? I have tried before but even with gel and hairspray my hair doesn't stay spiked up as much or look good. My beard is also too fluffy and curly, I have even tried using straighteners but it doesn't work.

>neckbeard

Hey now, I'm clean shaven, actually I shave my whole body.
I like to look nice and smooth for when I wear panties with my /jp/ bf

>>10911276
If you want a long beard you have to just grow it out for an extremely long time, as in several years.

y u haev to say dis opkun

>>10911277

Who are you quoting?