/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've had chance to have sex for 25 times and I've passed all.

I should be saint

im pure

I am puree

im very lewd and horny with 2D but i always treat people respectfully and ill never have sex.

so iono

I'm pure
pure lewdness

Nah, I've had sex quite a few times with different girls.

What does it mean to be pure?

>>10905327
What does sex feel like?

>>10905327
My mom doesn't count.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pur%C3%A9e

pure squid

It means you go to hell carrying the holy wrath of fucking Dagon and kick utusho ass with that and the BFG9000

I don't know.
I mean, I've never had sex but that's mainly because the opportunity has never presented itself as no one wants anything to do with me.

I'm quite perverse, I just happen to be a virgin.
I am not celibate, just unlucky.

I'm keeping my chastity for a cute Japanese girl.

maybe

>>10905354
If you fell in love with a cute boy would you have sex straight away or wait until you are married?

Probably.

>>10905354
angry-looking little drooling girl with huge scary hair

No. I gave up the opportunity to become a wizard 6 years ago

>>10905370
Not the guy you're talking to but I'm pretty much the same as him.

To be honest I'd like to hold out until I am in love but if he got a few glasses of wine down me I'd be face-down, ass-up, wrists handcuffed to the bed begging him to fuck me like the whore I secretly am.

>>10905422
Would you be angry if he refused to have sex with you? It's not responsible to take advantage of someone like that and I'm sure he wouldn't want to if you were in love.

>>10905455
I'd only 'beg' if I knew he'd be up for it. If he weren't up for it period and simply made it clear he wasn't interested in sleeping with me and I couldn't seduce him, I'd probably get very sad because as much as I wish it wasn't my desire to lose my virginity still exists despite my willingness to wait.

>>10905467
wish it didn't*
Besides, this is my fantasy; in my fantasy the perfect man is there ready to fug. :3

Gosh, I wish I could be cute, if only for a day. I am not. ;_;

eew

>>10905422

Misunderstood geniuses.

>>10905467
What if he was saving himself for marriage, would you still be sad? It's not like you would never get to sleep with him.

>>10905508
No one is ever saving themselves for marrage.
That shit is just code for "I don't want to fuck you"

>>10905508
I'd wait for him, if the relationship was good and we were in love. He could fug me in a wedding dress!

>>10905528
You don't sound very pure. Two people should only have sex if they love each other very much.

>>10905563
That sounds very cute. I hope you find someone nice to fall in love with.

whee, what a stupid thread

virginity

Do you think virginity is a privilege?

>>10905633
More like a burden.

>>10905638
I mean... If there ever comes a day would people be like "please protect the virgins!" and put sluts to be sacrificed for us, because we'd be better than them. right?

>>10905648
Not unless you're also a woman.

oh no, not the bees!

>>10905651
fuck. why women got this privilege?

I just masturbated yesterday, so unfortunately no

>>10905570
Should, but that's not how the world works.

In this world if you don't fuck him/her, someone...or even SOMETHINGelse will

>>10905668
Because you won't check yours.

quite

>>10905570
There's also those that fuck when they are in love then move onto loving someone else and fuck more, but I guess that's okay

fuck

>>10905700
please explain me.

>>10905354
That makes us pure, but unwillingly.

>>10905308
I am the embodiment of lewdness.

I've kept my hymen in tact for 22 years!

>>10905809
dont worry girl we can fix that holla at me aight

>>10907266
Don't talk to me, Tyrone

I'm going to get my wizard invitation letter in 3 years time!

>>10907280
dont act a fool you know i got what you need

I have to get pantyhose and a long sleaved shirt like that sometime.

Girls clothes are expensive.

Define pure.

Never had sex. But I masturbate while sniffing my aunt/mom/cousin's underwear among other things. Do I qualify as pure?

I'm still a virgin, and I'm currently practicing my self-control and willpower by not masturbating for 30 days but it's hard when the boards i visit keep posting the material i like despite being blue boards.

Im pretty pure, but I swear a lot.

>>10907465
/jp/ isn't so bad in that regard. I never go to /a/ because it's the fucking lewdest blue board of all. Everytime I glance at the catalog it's half full of panties, upskirts, boobs, and other lewd stuff.

All they talk about it lewd lewd lewd. I guess it makes sense because anime and manga are just about the lewdest things ever these days but still.

>>10907498
>/a/

>>10905325
Seeking Mage status? I am too /JP/ bro.

I like porn and I masturbate a lot, so probably not. Still on the path of wizardry, though.

Fucking virgin nerds. Take it to >>>/v9k/

Also, >>10892855 is an enormous faggot for using my image.

>>10908633
>/jp/

>>10908670
That's my favorite reaction image.

Not that guy though.

>>10908673
Who the fucking hell are you and why are you talking to me?

Also, >>10880744 is an enormous faggot.

>>10908681
Oh I am nobody.

>>10908688
Nobody cares about your dubs, retard.

>>10908698
Suck my dick, fagboy.

>>10907465
Casual. I haven't fapped in almost eight months.

>>10908702
And what have you done with your life in that time that makes your life so much better post-fap?

>>10908705
Fuck off, creep.

how come a lot of jp are slut shamers then we have threads like this

>>10908707
Why don't you make me, pussy?

>>10908709

The feels.

>>10908712
I think a lot of /jp/sies think they aren't a slut just because they are a virgin.

I'm sure if you left some /jp/sies in a dark room they would get up to all kinds of lewd things in a second.

>>10908719

>>10908706
Nothing. But it's still an accomplishment.

>>10908724
I'm in a dark room right now and all I'm doing is shitposting (ironically) on the jay.

>>10908724
Those are the /jp/sies I hate.

It's like sour grapes or projection or some other word I'm probably misunderstanding. Don't attack other people just because they get to do what you'd love to, you little whore.

>>10908732
>shitposting (ironically)

>>10908732
I'm don't ironic shitpost because I'm afraid janny or a mod will catch me and I'll get banned.

>>10905809

get out milk

>>10908732
I meant to say in a dark room together.

I wonder what sex feels like. I mean even in amateur videos they keep intensely pumping for hours straight without coming. If I were to fap with such vigor, i'd come in minutes. Do actual pussies not feel that great? And they always opt to pull out and cum on the girl. If I were given the chance, I would definitely come inside; condom or not.

>>10908879
I think because it is lubricated and there isn't as much friction the feeling is less intense so you can last longer.

right well I'll be enjoying my self-respect and lack of std's while you folks talk about how you envy the counter-culture, drugs and unsafe sex (because that so sticks it to the man when you self-destruct your health, seriously tax the system man)

go fuck yourselves, btw

>>10908926
Fuck YOU.

>>10908916
I wonder how good it feels? Sometimes I try to loosen up my grip while masturbating to see if that's what sex feels like.

I've hugged a girl and snuggled together with one on a couch watching a movie, does that make me pure still?

>>10908926
I think you should see a therapist if you would lose your self-esteem from having sex. I'm serious.

To be honest, I used to be the same way. I even went 25 years of my life without drinking alcohol because I was convinced having one sip would somehow destroy me. Then I learned things aren't so black and white, and now I can take it easy more than I ever could.

Enjoyee your lifetime, Anon!

>>10908938
And what exactly would be enjoyable about fucking a hairy, stupid ape/dog/imbecile just because everybody's supposed to fuck up their lives starting in high school nowadays? Teen mom TV, yaay.
To hell with that shit and fuck you and die assholes. Die.

I'd fug a girl but she has to dress up as Futo or Hatate
Or a cute boy, don't make no difference

>>10908954

>>10908964
And a cat would not be fine too fuck you and die.

>>10908967

>>10908954
>Teen mom TV, yaay.
Having children later is probably responsible for the rise in autism, considering the increase in brain problems with children born from parents over 30

>>10908934
Do you both love each other very much?

>>10908963

I will dress up as Futo if you promise to take responsibility.

Only touched a few breast and vagoos in my teen years. I cut my ties with all of that later on though, so luckily I'm still pure.

>>10909082
That's a dumb excuse. You're not pure if you did those things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_virgin
^ this is what you sound like.

>>10909089
I've never had actual sexual intercourse. Only done some lewd stuff.

Yes. No kisses nor hugs either. I once was forced in elementary school to do that arm through another thing for a play, but besides that I have never held hands.

>>10909002
no, if that's true it's due to all the cock drugs that demographic takes even though they don't need to just to successfully get each other pregnant. Nobody has kids on purpose, hence why the the organization that calls itself "planned parenthood" primarily just provides abortions.

And I've heard people try to blame this "autism" fad on normal childhood vaccines, too, they sound like a buncha paranoid delusionals. So just shut up. And fucking die, kthnx, die. Die.

Women are gross dude.

>>10909221
Well dogs sure are gross. You know, like your mom.

>>10909221
They're not really any grosser than men. I've had the great displeasure of living with both and they're equally disgusting I'd say.

One thing that I've noticed is that women tend to throw out soda/beer cans while men just like to stack them in their room. That's a very strange difference in behaviors.

>>10909251
I live with a cute boy I met on /jp/ and he isn't gross at all. He's very clean and does his best to keep the place neat and tidy.

>>10909251
well like I said, dogs, horses, apes and imbeciles

>>10909261
Like, whatever, dude, we don't want any. Keep your gay aids or whatever to yourself and go die of it.

>>10909269
I'm not gay? I don't have aids either.

I just haven't found any one I am interested in. I've had plenty of opportunities but I just don't want a relationship with those people.

>>10909251
>men just like to stack them in their room.
I have a plastic bag that I just throw them into.

>>10909272
God yukkuri things, I just wanna grab it and stretch it all around, man

I was abused when I was younger.
I've been trying to atone for what happened because I feel like it was my fault.
It's been 9 years now since that terrible day and it still gives me nightmares.
I wish I wish pure, so I could fit in with /jp/

>>10909272
Are you interested in finding someone to be interested in? We could try dating if you like.

>>10909280
/jp/ is a canon slut, don't worry about it.
You already fit in.

>>10909288
Thank you anon that makes me feel better, but honestly, I'm not a slut.
I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Cute dubs by the way, congrats ~

>>10909280
Details? :-)

People spend waaaaaaaaaaaay too much mental energy on their private parts. It's not that important, dude. We've already got humans in bulk, and some idiot somewhere is always making another. What people need to worry about marketing as "pop culture" or "counter culture" or whatever is education. Not "Sex in the Shitty" crappy-ass tv.

Dammit.

I think I am. In my 21 years of life I have never drunk alcohol or coffee, smoked anything, kissed anyone, had sex or pulled an all nighter. I also try to masturbate as little as possible, just to avoid wet dreams.

>>10909293
I thought you saw yourself as a slut, so I though I would just go with that.

Thanks, I wasn't even trying for dubs.

>>10909293
I hope you find someone who loves you very much to help you forget about what happened.

>>10909282
I'm not gay. I'd also rather wait for it to just happen, if it does. I do feel like it would be nice to have company sometimes but I'm pretty content on my own for now.

>>10909293
You'd probably fit in more if you didn't use "~" or pointed out dubs.

>>10909297
Coffee is halal, not haram or whatever.

>>10909297
Masturbating less is what gives me wet dreams.

>>10909297
Do drugs. You won't regret it.

>>10909310
What? I'm not Muslim.

>>10909313
I meant I only masturbate to avoid wet dreams, I wish I could avoid it completely.

>>10909307
Sorry, I thought you were a boy. I hope you find someone nice in the future.

I'm not a virgin, but I didn't really feel pleasure from sex. I do enjoy masturbation, though.

What does that make me?

>>10909330
Unpure. Possibly an attention whore.

I'm waiting for that special someone!

>>10909330
Not pure. Sex is a sacred act reserved for married couples.

>>10909305
Y-You too anon.
I hope every /jp/sie can find someone to love and be loved in return.

>>10909280
You shouldn't let whatever happened to you physically have something to say about the kind of person you are.

A "purity obsessed" society that puts so much emphasis on what is done to your genitals is just wrong. Rape victims feeling like they are at fault is the worst, and this is why abstinence education is so dangerous. Example:
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05/06/1967591/elizabeth-smart-abstinence-ed/

>>10909307
It happens to most people. I don't want to blog too much about it, but I think it happened to me. It's a great feeling to have someone to talk to that cares about you. It's kind of indescribable.

>>10909371
Please don't derail the thread with political bullshit.

>>10909385
Fuck off, niggernogger.

Pure cocaine.

>>10909385
>derail
lol, derail what? What's to derail here?

Holy shit.

>>10909395
No bully pls

>>10909385
I think he was just trying to help !

Let's all play nice now.

>>10909405
>lol

I don't drink cofee.

>>10909371
A lot of those feelings are innate.

Having sex carries real risks, whether you're a caveman or a salaryman. Humans also tend towards monogamy because women can only get pregnant by one man at a time.

These people who sleep around and tell themselves they're fine with it are denying their instincts just as much as "purity-obsessed" virgin nerds are. There's a reason we feel things like sexual jealousy and shame.

>>10909385
But "purity" IS political bullshit, Anon-san. Political or religious bullshit. Religion is just politics from the old times, anyway.

>>10909410
I wasn't advocating slutting yourself around like there's no tomorrow, I was just stating that the emphasis that is placed onto stupid meaningless things, such as hymens breaking or physical penetration are completely backwards and pretty harmful overall. You are not "used goods" or less of a person because someone raped you.

>>10909282
I'm not that person, but dating sounds nice. Is this an open offer?

>>10909427
I'm very shy to date but maybe talking would be nice, I am home alone this weekend and lonely.
Give me your email or skype or something.

I wouldn't mind dating a nice, shy /jp/er, but I'm not gay, and /jp/ is a bully who drives every female away.

>>10909444
Alright, here's my email.

>>10909444
>>10909467
Good luck to both of you! I hope you make a happy couple and get married some day.

>>10909458
If you're serious, you should at least give a contact method and your location.

>>10909467
No, nobody is going to send whoever that is a "torrent of dick pix!1"

>>10909481
I'm not sure I understand, are you implicating that's not my email?

Sex is only for people who are married and in love. Hopefully they would be in love since that's only when you should marry.

>>10909490
I want to have sex with my boyfriend but we can't get married in this country.

What should I do??

Hello, I am rather shy but I do like trying to talk to people because I have no friends in real life.
Here is my email, add me to skype if you wish.

>>10909493
Stop being a fag.

>>10908644
Not intentionally. People tell me it is because my mother had been ever deceiving worthless manipulative cunt to me for my whole life that I can't open my heart to women. Then I'm not really gay either.

>>10909493
you should kill yourself, homo

>>10909486
Yes, that and that we aren't your personal army at your beck and call over the internet.