/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Today.

I don't remember.

It's been foggy recently so I like to go outside and breathe in the foggy air for a few minutes every morning.

A few days ago to buy food.

I went to the store today for groceries and picked a box off the shelf, then a box behind it fell on the floor so I went to pick it up but then all the boxes fell on my head and I had to pick them all up.
I've decided to go to a different place from now on.

Christmas

Summer 1996

Today I went out to eat at an olive garden. I had some pork thing with like 2 ravioli squares for $14.
Then I went to barnes and nobles, but they had no good books. The history section was half WWII garbage, economics section only had books that talked about Keynes and Hayek, rather than books about those people, the same deal for chomsky everyone wants to write a book on him.
They didn't spare any expense in stocking up on shitty romance novels though, that was half the store, and bibles.
I bought a book compilation of Thomas paine since it was only $7 for everything he ever wrote, but I'm only fooling myself, I'll end up skimming the wikipedia page instead of reading it whole. The coffee at barnes and nobles was also runny watery shit.
I almost fell asleep on the way back home listening to NPR.
I've masturbated three times in the last hour and a half, I've gone up the past two months from averaging only once a night.

/blog

Just got back from the club. I do nothing but throw out negs and then tell them to fuck off when they start to show interest.

>>10907590
You don't sound like the kind of person this thread is for.

Are NEET threads accepted again?

>>10907595
But I'm unemployed truNEET with 300 tours of duty.

>>10907599
Does it look like it says truNEET anywhere in the OP?

We can only ride this sinking boat which had a hole in it from the start.

>>10907604
for
>>10907594

Reported.

Every time I go downstairs and my grandma and mother are in the same room they're talking shit about me.

My mom tells me that its ok that I can't get a job as long as I try and then when I'm not around all she does is grind me into the dirt because I'm unemployed.

Last week because I was sitting outside by myself

I woke up at 7am this morning, drove 2 hours moved my sister out of her old apartment, ate an only okay brunch, drove back 2 hours, mowed my grandmother's lawn for her, hopped in my car and drove to my other grandparents to visit with them and some other random family members, finally got home at around 6pm, made myself a sandwich for dinner, took a nap till like 8:30pm, watched Life of Pi and have been fucking around since it finished.

>>10907609
Reported.

Get a blog, you fucking faggots. Or at least have the decency to start your own dedicated blog thread.

>>10907617
Reported.

I'm actually looking for a way out right now. I don't like how quickly time passes when I'm here.

>>10907621
Reported.

woke up today after 6 hours of sleep, and I was in an odd mood, I can't describe it, but it's just... an odd mood.

I went back into my dungeon, and checked my various email accounts, and was still tired so I decided to go back to sleep, it took me about 15 minutes to fall asleep, in a very dark room.

I didn't feel as if I was sleeping, but I knew I was lucid dreaming, I could still feel as if I'm on the bed and seeing the black in my eyes. I was walking in the lucid dream and feeling the wind and my muscles moving, I FREAKED the fuck out, I knew I was dreaming and I tried waking up, after a minute of trying I woke up. My heart is still racing, and I do not want to fucking sleep again, what the fuck was yhat? I'm scared as fuck.

>>10907627
Reported.

>>10907632
Reported

My family wants to go to the beach tomorrow and leave out at 8am, it's 4am right now.

Should I just stay up because 4 hours of sleep seems shitty

>>10907630

>>10907630
Reported.

I hope you people bumping the threads are just shitposters doing it for the novelty value.

Same for the person dumping /r9k/ stories.

>>10907634
Double Reported
I think 6 days op. feels great

Wednesday or Thursday
I was standing in the driveway talking to my dad for a few minutes while he was cleaning out his truck.

>>10907637
>Reported.

>>10907638
Go to sleep and don't go. The beach sounds awful.

>>10907638
Get to sleep. You'll be fucking tired, pass out on the beach, and get testicular sunburn.

>>10907642
Please don't quote spoilered text.

>>10907648
No because you're a bandwagoner for being a Rangers fan.

>>10907635
Everyone bumping this thread is pretty much a shitposter by definition.

For the first time in years, I was a normie today. I went to a Rangers baseball game today with my old high school friend and his friend. We had an awesome time. Then after that, another high school friend called me to come over to my house and watch some anime with me. We then played WoW together for a few hours.

I really enjoyed being able to interact and talk with people outside of the internet. I could only imagine how bad it would have been if a girl was involved though.

Am I allowed to stay here? I still feel like one of you guys..

>>10907645
Please don't reply to my posts.

>>10907637
Reported.

>>10907638
You'll feel more tired if you try to sleep at this point.
Lately, I've been forgoing sleep and just doing my thing until I black out.

>>10907656
Triple reportsies, can't report back.

>>10907648
No. Get out.

>>10907649
>Please don't reply to my posts.

>>10907647
Bringing the thread to the jannitors attention is shitposting now? ok dude, ive been here for years but you tell me

There was some light on in my car so I brought it in to get checked out today. When I came out to pick up my car, there was an older guy sitting on one of the benches usually reserved for customers. He saw me and instantly called a guy over to get my car and, while we waited, he talked to me as if we'd been acquaintances for a while.

He was sitting because he'd worked a long day and he was feeling dizzy. From what he described, I guessed it must have been from the heat. I didn't say much, just listened to him talk, and when my car came around I told him I hoped he felt better.

It made me feel good. Not because it was the first non-family member I'd had a conversation with in a long time, but because he seemed to cheer up a bit when I gave him my well wishes.

>>10907666
___SURPRISE___

______SURPRISE!!!!_____
SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE

>>10907648
An bird that interacts with humans may still feel like part of the flock but that doesn't mean the flock returns the familiarity.

>>10907648
Please don't leave. But also, please don't use milk pictures.

>>10907671
Just report it, it doesn't need to be on the front page all the time. Eventually janny will delete it.

>>10907671
>Bringing the thread to the jannitors attention is shitposting now?
Yes. Bumping a thread you think is shit is shitposting. If you want to bring a thread to the janitor's attention, report it.

>ok dude, ive been here for years but you tell me
So have countless shitposters. In any case it's never too late to learn something new.

>>10907648
Woah, that's a neat hikikomori tale. How did they fit a baseball stadium in your room o_O

I went out twice in the past week - Mother's day, and then I had to visit the doctor.
That's more going out than I'd done for months beforehand.

How do other hikikomoris avoid going outside when they need to visit the doctor for certificates?

Today I put up the challenge for myself to not masturbate at all, I ended up doing it four times. Two times within the last 20 minutes.

I guess I'll see if I can go without masturbating tomorrow.

>>10907689
Lol, Nice

>>10907687
I cant report it since I announced a report which will be a reportable offense if I really do report. I hope you can understand my problem.

Is the atlier series gay to you? I was playing in front of my family and after a while they started asking me "anon, is that a girls game?" which eventually turned into "Why don't you have a gf?"
I just don't get it really, how can normalfags watch a grown man playing a game where 90% of the cast is female and think he's gay? How does that make any sense?
Its bad enough getting railed on for being neet, this just compounds the issuee

>>10907700
I played the first AT game and got bored halfway in, the game was just too easy.

>>10907699
It turns out it's a reportable offense even if you didn't report it.

>>10907677
Okay I'm sorry, thanks for being nice though...

>>10907714
Then I'm in a pinch now.

Every day, I live the NEET life hardcore
Pee bottles at my feet, you best watch the floor.
Ten points per wasted moment and I got the high score.
Ask'n mom for food money that I'll spend on drugs
I fantasize I'm a gangster with a qt to hug.
However I'm the opposite with my neckbeard mug.
Gee Grandma, you got free time times infinity.
Damn right little hood, all the better to keep my virginity.
Here you might say "But you're so tall and good looking!"
That don't mean shit, when you got noth'n else cooking.
When you're depressed and anxious death is jail, life is booking.

>>10907719
Your best hope is to lie low and hide under the covers. Best of luck.

It's probably more likely that the thread will just quietly vanish than anyone in this thread actually getting banned, though. If that.

>>10907570
I always go out one time a day to get food, otherwise I stay in my room 24/7 though.

>>10907700
well, either ur gay, or pedo. If ur gay they can accept, if pedo they have to burn u at the stake.
They didn't want to consider the other possibility..

>>10907755
I thought I was just a weeb, maybe slight homo.

>>10907700
Your first mistake was expecting normies to properly use logic,

ah i have a job bitchez me be riches getting paid 10fiddy an hoursyeah, fuck my life 7days a weekyall

>>10907844
Please don't misuse the English language.

i go outside once every few days to jack off and throw away my piss jugs. sometimes i also annoy my neighbors cat

>>10907914
Hey wait, I've seen you post this before

>>10907950

yeah i made a thread the other day about the things i like to do

how do i stop pacing? my legs really hurt

>>10907987
>how do i stop pacing? my legs really hurt

>>10907992

i dont understand

>>10908005

>i dont understand

Why are you a hiki. Is it because you're a childish selfish person who doesn't care about being a useless fucking burden?

>>10908007

stop copying me. stop ok?

>>10908017

>stop copying me. stop ok?

>>10908017
>stop copying me. stop ok?

If need threads are not allowed, why don't we just make a neet subreddit?

>>10908023
Because I enjoy being Anonymous.

>>10908016
> doesn't care about being a useless fucking burden?
I care, but not enough to stop.

Today, when I returned a book to my friend.

>>10908016
Feeling guilt is a weakness.

yesterday for buying food, before that once last week.

>>10907701
Please respond.
I need advice about the second part.

I just went out earlier, about two hours ago. I was pulled over by a police officer. After I came to a stop he got off his bike and stood behind my car for about a minute and then when he came up he only asked for my drivers license and then asked me if I had anything to drink, where I lived, and said that I must be heading back from In-N-Out because of the shake cup in my cupholder. When I told him my cross roads he asked why I was one mile out of my way and I told him I didn't like driving through those parts of town. He said I was pulled over because I crossed the double yellow lines during a turn and that if someone were there I would have hit them, to which I replied that if someone were there I wouldn't have made the turn like that. He took my license and said he was going to 'check it', and then stood on the sidewalk for about 40 seconds before returning and handing it back to me.

He said I was free to go, but something made me ask him about his bike, because the town got a few new BMW bikes in so I asked if the police ride BMWs, and if he liked it or not. He said he liked it, and then I asked if he rode outside of his job. He said he did. I asked what bike he had, and he said a few different dirtbikes before saying he rode a Ducati on the track. I told him I rode too, and then he went on more about his bike, then commented on my bike, and said he's done a few roadtrips on bikes of my size. Eventually he told me to stay safe and started walking back to his bike.

I should have asked if his helmet was loud, because it's a modular helmet and they's normally loud.

Was it appropriate to start a conversation like that, /jp/?

>>10908018
>>10908019
stop. you are not a parrot. you are both human (well maybe not because this may not be real)

>>10908016

schizophrenia and other things make it hard for me to stay concentrated. i cant go to school or work if i cant stay focused

I've graduated last year in BSCS and still up to this point there's no fucking decent job to apply in the vicinity so I ended up as a Hiki and NEET.

I'm 22 and I guess I'll be trying to apply in McDicks.

Is it a bad place to work for?

I want to work, but I don't want to get a job.

Did I do that right? I never blog on 4chan.

>>10908043
> visit the doctor
> implying I have health insurance

>>10908047
>you are both human (well maybe not because this may not be real)
As far as I can tell I am real and indeed not a parrot. Sorry.

>>10908058
>want to work
>don't want to get a job
Did I do that right? I never blog on 4chan.

I cleaned out my locker in high school in 2000 (I was 13 ) around the state of the year, went home and never came back out.

It's been a long time, though I did have to go out for surgery, does that reset my counter?

Now I am 27, balding, never worked, never graduated, haven't had friends/left my house in around a decade and a half, and my family is getting older, I don't know how long I can do this /jp/.

>>10908043
Wait, it was mother's day last week?

Anyway I didn't leave my room at all for just over a month once, I was forced to go to the hospital because I got this nasty rash all over and a fever that had me struggling to stand upright.

It's unlikely but you could see if you can call a doctor to your house. Do you really need the certificates? It seems the only way to get them would be to actually see a doctor yourself.

>>10908097
I refuse to believe this!

>>10908097
I would like to hear your story in detail if you can be bothered typing it out. You could be the master truNEET of legend.

>>10908097
You are not alone anon.

We share the same pain right now.

>>10908097
There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>10908077
im not sure you are real. maybe you are all in my head and i am dreaming all of this. everything could also be some kind of computer simulation. also dont copy me if you are not a parrot. it is very frustrating when people copy me

>>10908043
I can't, my mom takes my hand and goes with me, else I could not. When I was 16 I tried going alone I freaked out and ran away, since then I do as described. I know it's kind of difficult but when there is someone you know who's with you, it's better !

I am not a NEET at all, I'm still studying though I may be agoraphobic, thus always staying at home when possible.

btw I'm :>>10908035

>>10908120
Step up your game, nigguh.

>>10908107
>>10908112

Was treated since 8 years old for depression (Prozac) after parents separated (violently, dad was a drunk), my mom kept taking me to my families houses and told me my dad was going to kill us if he found us, I stepped in glass when they used to fight all the time and they had to pull it out. They fought in front of me constantly. I wouldn't whine about this shit except for the fact that apparently at 8 years old after seeing this shit, I was depressed / anxious simply due to a "Chemical Imbalance"

Stopped eating for 4 weeks at 9 admitted to hospital (Barium swallows - turned up negative), finally resumed eating and did a 180.

Turned suicidal at 10 (ripsiridone, trazadone), dropped out of school at 13, (given benzos - Clonazapam then Lorazepam) at around 13-15 (I can't remember),I can't remember a large chunk of this time due to being on like 3.5mg of clonazapam a day (apparently this was "fine" under 18 because I was a fat fuck and "large for his age")

I only lost the weight 2 years ago when I started walking up an down my stairs tons of times a day, now I am 180~lb, but low muscle mass.

I was diagnosed as having GAD and Agoraphobia w/ panic (probably brought on by the benzos, god damn it)


pic related, I just took it down a few months ago when I snapped back into reality and noticed I had all my childhood toys and posters in my room still.

>>10908136
That's harsh. Thanks for typing it out.

>>10908136

Christ dude...

>>10908136
Your life sounds like the song "Child Psychology" by Blackbox Recorder.

tfw

no

gf

>>10908180
I've never felt bad about never having a girlfriend my age, but I do feel bad about not having a loli girlfriend.

>>10908163

That was a good song.

Last night I found myself awake at 3 am and today I woke up at 8 in the morning. That's at most 5 hours of sleep and yet I feel more awake then when I sleep my usual 8-9 hours. Thoughts on this /jp/?

>>10908289
sleep cycles - levels 1through4. Look it up friend

>>10908289
This sometimes happens to me too. I normally sleep 12, but sometimes I only sleep ~4 and feel awake.
I feel tired all the time usually. Some days I lie in bed awake all day.

>>10908180
mfw what's a girlfriend ?
well, seriously, why do you think about it, live your life, you have 2D, anime, video games,maybe other hobby such as drawing, mathematics or music which allow you to be "lyrical", and you are here on /jp/ sulking about "gf"... if you so want to get one, just live your passion so lyrically that you become magnetic to other people... if you don't want to go out like us, then... I don't know...

>>10908307
>just live your passion so lyrically that you become magnetic to other people

holy shit you /jp/ freaks are pathetic. im going back to /tv/. bye forever faggots

>>10908323
You'll be back eventually.
Clicking just to check also counts.