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10907424 No.10907424[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Haha, so this is the Japanese board. Never had any interest to come here before, I usually just lurk on /mu/, /fit/ and /fa/. However, as luck would have it, I just broke up wit my old g/f, and now this new girl that I really, really like seems to be into all this animated stuff like Japanese cartoons and games and shit.

I was just talking to her and she said I reminded her of some cartoon guy named Zex, lol. Think maybe she was hinting she might wanna have sex wit me? lol

Anyways I need your help to get into this whole Japanese thing so I can impress her next week. Tutor me, dudes. This chick is smokin' hot and I can't wait to bang her.

>> No.10907430

well you should start watching as many animes and read as many mangas as you can starting right now

read visual novels with porn too and tell her about them, she'll be really impressed by your high power level

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10907707

0/10. Reported.

That being said, I want to let you know that just like anyone else, you are welcome to the caring and accepting community that exists on this board.

It still doesn't mean that we are interested in your futile 3D materialism, or in helping you to penetrate your fat whore of a girlfriend.

I propose that you stick to girls who are ACTUALLY 'smoking hot', and then make your own harem, so that you can get off to your own pencil drawings.

If you want any more advice, please ask, and again, welcome to /jp/!

>> No.10907751

you're not funny

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10907773

i feel ya nigga

>> No.10907777

>>10907773
For some reason I find this incredibly erotic!

>>10907777

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>>10907777
Ha ha, timed it perfectly!

What is this wizardry? It must have come from Patchouli...

thanks for the quads, Patchy!

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