[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 82 KB, 578x389, 1337781276947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10887662 No.10887662[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Japanese dog jumping through five hoops.

>> No.10887663

If this gets deleted when all the JBCS threads stay, the janitor is a newfag.

>> No.10887668

Shopped.
They're supposed to be fire hoops.

>> No.10887671

I want to start a catchphrase or in-joke but I can't think of anything that flows well enough. Maybe it's just because of overexposure, but even pretty forced catchphrases have a nice ring to them. I can't judge my own writings in this way.

>> No.10887676

>>10887671
You have to ask you-know-who

>> No.10887682

>>10887676
I don't know who!

Tokiko? He's gotten some pretty abysmal phrases to catch on.

I'd like it if I could think of something good so it's accepted naturally rather than having to force it myself.

>> No.10887714

>>10887682
You'll probably have to force it for a while, then when people think others are doing it they'll copy and it will grow

It might work faster now there's a lot of /a/ people here who want to fit in

good luck

>> No.10887719

that dog looks a little loopy to me

>> No.10887731

sugoi

>> No.10887738 [DELETED] 

>>10887719
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>> No.10887739

>>10887719
I giggled

Thanks for cheering me up I was pretty down today

>> No.10887743

>>10887738
please do not misuse posts

>> No.10887782

four hoops

>> No.10887786
File: 57 KB, 650x414, Dog und hoops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10887786

>> No.10887818

>>10887786
Nice

>> No.10887896

One of the "your awwesome" images has like, ten hoops.

>> No.10887944
File: 210 KB, 1024x768, 33226395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10887944

One, two, three, four.....F-FIVE!?!

>> No.10888009

>>10887662
It seems like China or Korea.
Really in Japan?

>> No.10888012

>>10888009
I see "LIBERTY" written on one guy's shirt so it can't be china.

>> No.10889706

>>10888012
Maybe it's in America

>> No.10890133

whoa a torpedog

>> No.10890147

Anyone have the japanese man kneading dough?

>> No.10890150
File: 17 KB, 302x212, 1362637351105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10890150

>>10888009
>>10889706
Desperate nip/weaboo detected.

>> No.10890167

>>10890150
What?

>> No.10892991

five?

>> No.10892997

>>10890167
Probably a newfag crossboarder that thinks /jp/ actually gives a shit about Japan.

>> No.10893039

>>10888009
>>10888012
>>10889706
I live in Japan, but by all odds that is not Japan.

But it may be in Japan more than 30 years ago.

>> No.10893046

>>10888012
Taiwan?

>> No.10898484

good dog

>> No.10898539

>>10888012
That’s stupid. It’s just a random english word, he wouldn’t get hauled off by cops for it or think it has any meaning. Maybe if it were the Chinese word for liberty.

>> No.10898550

Just look at the cars in the background, it's definitely not Japan, they only drive them small things.

>> No.10900016

hoops

>> No.10900067

Fo' HOOPS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

>> No.10900781

hoop dog's name is willow and he's dead

spaghetti bird's name was also willow and hes also dead

>> No.10900789

>>10900781
your mom's name is willow and I fucked her to death

>> No.10902670

>>10900781
really?

>> No.10902685
File: 33 KB, 260x258, Japanese bird dying of cancer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10902685

>>10902670

>> No.10902789

>>10902685
#RIP

>> No.10903514

>>10902685
I googled it by "willow hoop dog 4chan meme etc", I was not able to find it.

>> No.10903555

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10108670

>> No.10903584

>>10887786
Awesome

>> No.10903591

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10208100
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10203445
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8803062

>> No.10903588

>>10903555
The motherfucking hoop jumping dog is eternal. It has existed long before /jp/ or 4chan have existed, and even long before the Internet or computers have existed. Don't be naive trying to find the original post with the the motherfucking hoop jumping dog as there is none.

>> No.10903592

http://4chandata.org/jp/Japanese-dog-jumping-through-five-hoops-a425404

>> No.10903617

>>10903555
>>10903591
>foolz
  /\__/\
/ /    ヽ :: \
| (●), 、(●)、 |
|  ,,ノ(、, )ヽ、,,   |
|   ,;‐=‐ヽ   .:::::|
\  `ニニ´  .:::/      N-NO THANK YOU
/`ー‐--‐‐—´´\
       .n:n    nn
      nf|||    | | |^!n
      f|.| | ∩  ∩|..| |..|
      |: ::  ! }  {! ::: ::|
      ヽ  ,イ   ヽ  :イ

>> No.10903658
File: 17 KB, 134x180, 1361696566956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10903658

>>10903591
>>10903555
>foolz

>> No.10904368

http://chan4chan.com/archive/tags/dog_trick_hoop

>> No.10904393

Why are they clapping for a dog? Dogs don't understand claps. Silly clappers.

>> No.10904424

>>10887662
Why are japanese animals so amazing?

My cat is so stupid that he shits on the edge of the litter box and it falls outside. No, this didn't just occur once, it's the standard.

>> No.10906157

>>10887662
>>10887668
In short, is that a pun that fire and five are similar?

>> No.10907417

Is that a Japanese dog really?

>> No.10907533

>>10907417
Really really.

>> No.10910142

>>10907533
They do not look like Japanese.

>> No.10910162

nice

>> No.10911574
File: 377 KB, 578x389, hoops2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10911574

Does this look convincing?

>> No.10911582

>>10911574

Not really.

I should advise you to start using GIMP 2.8.4 in order to obtain better results.

>> No.10911644

>>10903617
>>10903658
get out warosu devs

>> No.10916433

>>10887662
That is extremely fascinating.

>> No.10916479

>>10911644
>he actually supports foolz

>> No.10916579
File: 47 KB, 634x478, coleandogjumphoop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10916579

The real deal.

>> No.10916596

>>10904368
What the hell is this?

>> No.10919857

>>10887662
What kind of dog is that?

>> No.10922206

That's great dog.

>> No.10922211

4 hoops soog-hoi

>> No.10922297

The fifth hoop is metaphorical.

>> No.10922342

>>10922297
Much like your posting!

>> No.10928207

cute dog!

>> No.10936291

ワンワン

>> No.10944308

>> No.10948407

>>10936291
わんこ

>> No.10950365

>>10916579
>real deal
that dog only jumps through 1 "hoop" and it's not even on fire. what a poser.

>> No.10950373

Holy HELL this thread has been around almost a fortnight.

Thanks, janitor-san!

>> No.10950381

>>10950373
Jannie loves dogs. :3

>> No.10950396

me second from the right, kind of bored

>> No.10957206

Japanese dog jumping through five woops.

>> No.10957304
File: 12 KB, 225x265, le impressed man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10957304

>> No.10957370

>>10950381
>Jannie loves bitches. :3

Fixed

>> No.10957646

Is it supposed to be a joke or am I missing the fifth hoop?

>> No.10957652

>>10957646
youre blind

>> No.10957857

Ah, hoopdog.
The quality is a tad higher than currybutt.
This is the key.

>> No.10961308

I want to see a hoop cat.

>> No.10963390

イヌ

>> No.10966314

I want to see the video of this dog.

>> No.10966376

>>10887786
hot dog!

>> No.10966372
File: 9 KB, 578x389, 1366294468387.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10966372

>> No.10966603

>>10966372
lmao

>> No.10967471

talk about keep a thread up on life support

>> No.10970714
File: 84 KB, 470x621, 1369962011230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10970714

Japanese bird posing in a anime.

>> No.10970740
File: 59 KB, 960x541, kKgZ7qR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10970740

MOM, THE STUPID FALCON GOT INTO MY DOUJINS AGAIN!

>> No.10970746

>>10887786
epic

>> No.10973491

>>10966372
cute

>> No.10976096

endless hoop

>> No.10984303

shoop da hoop

>> No.10986591

hoop the hoop

>> No.10986605

>this thread
OMEGA AUTISM

>> No.10986614

>>10986605
If you can't handle the heat, get out of the hoop.

>> No.10986632

hoop there it is

>> No.10988200

HOOP!

>> No.10988255
File: 2 KB, 44x51, horyshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10988255

>>10887662

>> No.10989750

A drowning man will catch at a hoop.

>> No.10989760

But there's four hoops???

>> No.10990461

Hooping is believing.

>> No.10990874
File: 8 KB, 169x179, life's very good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10990874

>>10988255

>> No.10990915

>>10887786
I like it

>> No.10992428

This thread fills me with hoop.

>> No.10992428,1 [INTERNAL] 

Old /jp/ memes suck

>> No.10992435

>>10990461
Hooping is not equivalent to a calculated outcome that is believing.

>> No.10992435,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10992428,1
No one bothers to create new shitty memes anymore. I mean it's so easy too just spam a picture of some random animal from Japan and you're good to go.

>> No.10992435,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10992435,1
You mean everyone bothers. Hoopdog and spaghetti bird worked because the board wasn't saturated with "Japanese animal performing action" at that point. Now everyone tries their own spam threads, and they just don't work.

We need something that's actually amusing, not just something that gets posted a lot. There's a lot of CRAZY stuff from Japan, so I'm sure there's something out there on the internet.

>> No.10994902

>>10992435
If you believe, you can hoop.

>> No.10994958

>>10994902
I hoop I can believe.

>> No.10995142

>>10994958
I hoop, therefore I am.

>> No.10995212

hoop hooper hoopest

>> No.10995684

>>10995142
Give her the H.

>> No.10995824

>>10995684
H in, H out.

>> No.10996171

>>10992435
Oh no.

While there is life, there is hoop.

>> No.10996508

Hooper hooped hoops while hoopers hooped hoops that hooped hoops while hooping hoops.

>> No.10996515
File: 65 KB, 694x530, fourlights.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10996515

There. Are. FOUR. HOOPS!

>> No.10996547
File: 28 KB, 636x480, Madred,_four_lights[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10996547

There is five!

>> No.10997243

>>10994902
I hoop so.

>> No.10997382

It's like I'm back in 2008 again.

>> No.10997395

Is that really a Japanese dog?

>> No.10997459

>>10997395
yes i japanese dog thank you !!!!!!

>> No.10997464

>>10997382
Implying you were ever in 2008.

Fucking 4-year-olds, acting like they're hot shit.

>> No.10997481

>>10997464
More like hoop shit.

>> No.10997488

>>10997481
Now we're just going........in circles *puts on glasses* *The Who plays*

>> No.10997495

>>10997488
Who?

>> No.10997519

>>10997495
Whoop.

>> No.10999783

>>10997481
Who in the Hoop do you think you are!?!!?

>> No.10999944

>>10916479
WAYQ

>> No.10999962

>>10887662
i havent been to jp in awhile

is this the new japanese bird

>> No.10999974

>>11000000

GET

>> No.11000102

>>10999974
6 zeros, 5 hoops, 11 boards.

>> No.11001143

>>10997495
Hoops!... I Did It Again

>> No.11001605

>>10999962
Don't get your hoops up.

>> No.11001856

The hoops yearn to touch the dog, but will only be able to if he fails. If the dog fails the hoops no longer want to touch the dog.

Is this because the hoops are satisfied with the contact, or because the dog is a failure?

The answer to that, my friend, is the meaning of life itself.

>> No.11001862

>>11001856
stfu

>> No.11001866

>>11001856
The dog won't fail, because he isn't jumping doing a parabolic route, but he's flying like a bullet doing a straight route.

>> No.11001885

>>11001866
Is that a composite picture?

>> No.11001886

>>11001866
But what if he flies straight into a hoop?

>> No.11005166

>>11001856
I hoop the best for him.

>> No.11005427

>>11005166
But does he hoop the best for you?

>> No.11005490

>>11005427
That's the beatitude that transcends the cycle of reincarnation.

Viva the hoop dog!

>> No.11006155

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hoop

>> No.11010174

The hoop dog has fallen, long live the hoop dog!

>> No.11010218

>>11006155
This post made me laugh a lot for some reason, in spite of looking at the word hoop several times just scrolling past this thread.
Double O's are the funniest sound in any language.
Thank you, Anonymous. I would give you a beer and a hug if I could.

>> No.11011189 [DELETED] 
File: 1.35 MB, 1238x1772, 165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11011189

>>10887663
The name is NSJ, newfag.

>> No.11011189,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11011189

Please say you're back to stay

>> No.11011189,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11011189,1
don't encourage him, you shitposter apologist

>> No.11011189,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11011189
NICE TRASHCAN NERD

>> No.11011189,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11011189,3
stfu

>> No.11011189,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11011189,4
stfu

>> No.11012279

Can someone help me out, it looks like there's four hoops.

>> No.11012282

>>11012279
The fifth hoop was the mental barrier that was stopping him before!

>> No.11012283

>>11012282
That's inspiring.

>> No.11012349

>>11010218
It seems I've caught your laughter.

>> No.11012879

>>11012279
>>11012282
>>11012283
In the twenty-third century, the universe is threatened by evil. The only hoop for mankind is the Fifth Hoop, who comes to Earth every five thousand years to protect the humans with four stones of the four hoops: fire, water, Earth and air. A Mondoshawan spacecraft is bringing The Fifth Hoop back to Earth but it is destroyed by the evil Mangalores. However, a team of scientists use the DNA of the remains of the Fifth Hoop to rebuild the perfect dog called The Hoop Dog.

>> No.11012928

wow

>> No.11012959

>>10970740
fuck, that bird is cute. Those eyes tell me he knows he did a bad thing.

>> No.11013071

>>10916479
I've been here for 2 years and I still haven't ever gotten a reason as to why foolz is worse. It's objectively better, so I've always assumed it was becaues of the person running it or something.

>> No.11013087

>>10996547
This guy was better in DS9.

>> No.11013116

Oskar Dirlewanger was born in 1895 in Würzburg. He served as an infantry officer in World War I and won the Iron Cross 2nd Class and 1st Class medals, having been wounded six times. Dirlewanger was nicknamed "Gandhi" because of his slender build.

...

He was invariably described as an extremely notorious figure by historians and researchers, including as "a psychopathic killer and child molester" by Steven Zaloga, as "violently sadistic" by Richard Rhodes, as "an expert in extermination and a devotee of sadism and necrophilia" by J. Bowyer Bell, and as "a sadist and necrophiliac" by Bryan Mark Rigg. World War II historian Chris Bishop called him the "most evil man in the SS." According to Timothy Snyder, "in all the theaters of the Second World War, few could compete in cruelty with Oskar Dirlewanger."

...

Dirlewanger's primary patron in the SS hierarchy was Berger, who provided Himmler with a massive political boost by numerically increasing the Waffen-SS through his position as chief of the SS-Hauptamt. In Forgotten Holocaust: The Poles Under German Occupation, Richard C. Lukas described Dirlewanger as "a sadist whose brutality was well known ... one of those degenerates who, in saner days, would have been court-martialed out of the German army."

>> No.11013118

According to Peter Longerich, Dirlewanger's leadership "was characterized by continued alcohol abuse, looting, sadistic atrocities, rape, and murder—and his mentor Berger tolerated this behaviour, as did Himmler, who so urgently needed men such as the Sonderkommando Dirlewanger in his fight against 'subhumanity'.

...

In January 1942, however, the local Higher SS and Police Leader, SS-Obergruppenführer Friedrich-Wilhelm Krüger threatened: "[Unless] this bunch of criminals disappears from the General Government within a week, I will go myself and lock them up." In February, the unit was promptly reassigned for anti-partisan duties in occupied Belarus, "with a speciality of 'pacifying' an area by slaughtering every man, woman and child."

>> No.11015301

>>11013116
>>11013118
Talk about a load of hoopla!

>> No.11015577

>>11015301
You could say it's all hoop-dogshit.

>> No.11017214

>>11015577
I hoop that dog continues his carrier.

>> No.11020380

Francis Ford Hooppola

An interesting insight into Hooppola's attitudes and feelings was given when answering the standard Bernard Pivot questions at the conclusion of his interview episode of the Inside the Actors Studio TV programme (Season 7, Episode 14):

What is your favourite word?: Hoop - speranza

>> No.11021512

Hoopi Goldberg

Dog Act

>> No.11021519
File: 63 KB, 500x306, 1354980587189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11021519

>> No.11021981

>>11021519
Needs the proper s-hoop-ing for the maymeey.

>> No.11022367

>>11021519
*through

>> No.11022378

>>11021981
What does maymeey mean?

>> No.11022430

THAT FUCKING DOG IS AWESOME!

>> No.11022431

>>11022378
It's Hong Meiling's nickname.

>> No.11022475

>>11022431
That's awesome. I'm going to call her that from now on.

>> No.11024565

doggy

>> No.11024578

>>10887662
Where's the third hoop?

>> No.11024586

>>11024578
You think this is impressive because the dog jumps through hoops?
Please.
The dog is a magician and he made the third hoop disappear.

>> No.11024594

>>11024586
Can he make the feces of /jp/ disapear?

>> No.11024598

>>11024594
My dogs like to eat poop so maybe.

>> No.11025477

>>11001866
>>11001886
Flying straight into a hoop is to cure a stoop.

>> No.11025490

Why is this thread still here? Seriously, what the FUCK? You're fuckin weird /jp/

>> No.11026111

>>11025490
NEW AS CAN BE
I ONLY HOOP OVER TIME YOU BECOME LESS NEW

>> No.11026199

>>11025490
A person thinking that this theread is not necessary is a fool.

I always want to have a hoop.

>> No.11026220

This is stupid. The dog can jump a certain distance and hight, it doesn't matter how many hoops are aligned across the path

>> No.11026953

“hoop is a good thing. maybe the best of good things. and no good thing ever dies”

― the shawshank redemption

>> No.11026964

there's only 4 hoops in that image

bunch of retards

>> No.11026969

>>11026953
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hoop can set you free.

>> No.11026978

>>11026964
Don't think. FEEL! It is like a finger pointing away to the hoop.

>> No.11027201

That dog brings on feelings of melancholy.

Ah! Hoop dog!

>> No.11027704

The fifth hoop is within you!

>> No.11029362

The Sixth Hoop

I see dead hoops.

>> No.11029917

>>11029362
But you still can't see the fifth hoop can you?

>> No.11030824

>>11020380
>What is your favourite word?: Hoop

>> No.11030843

>>11026978
Don't think. HOOP!

>> No.11030955
File: 35 KB, 339x254, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11030955

And the word of the day is...

>> No.11030959
File: 31 KB, 455x455, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11030959

HOOP AROUND!
(Hoop! Hoop! Hoop! Hoop! Hoop! Hoop!)

>> No.11031763

She was still clinging to the hoop that her dog would be found alive.

>> No.11031777

Hoop Hoop! Pull over that dog too fat Hoop Hoop!

>> No.11031779

I feel like it's one person making all of these posts.

>> No.11031834

>>11031779
I made the shoop da hoop post and a few others. Judging by the volume of replies, there are several other people posting.

>> No.11032604
File: 14 KB, 300x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11032604

>>11031834
Lies

>> No.11035598

I jump through hoops because they are there.

George Mahoopy

>> No.11035647

>>11031779
I hoop so.

>> No.11035671
File: 79 KB, 1000x700, (.....).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11035671

Just one more day guyse!

>> No.11037253

h-o-o-p

>> No.11037260

epic /jp/ meme culture

arrow to the knee :))))

>> No.11037617
File: 1.78 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11037617

So long Hoops of Hope

>> No.11037893
File: 101 KB, 574x382, 대한민국 한국 화이팅!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11037893

Attention Japanese obsessed

South Korea is proud to announce its very own Hoop jumping Dog Performance

Attending by The Prime Minister of Japan and special Japanese Guest
We will like to say our Dog Performance is done by not One but Two Hoop Jumper Dog grazing through 8 hoop

Just to show how skilled our Korea trainer and hard working peoples is Solo Dog preformed at smaller age Than Japanese dog Reassuring Koreas Spirit for innovation

Thank You

>> No.11038009

>>11037893
Is that recent Seoul?

And is that dog famous?

>> No.11038021

>>11037893
why are there 5 girls that look identical, is that common in corea?

>> No.11038047

>>11038021
They all have the same plastic surgeon.

>> No.11038087
File: 84 KB, 578x389, legit hoop philosophy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11038087

The question isn't where the 5th hoop is, the question is where is the 1st?

>> No.11039130
File: 31 KB, 276x400, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11039130

>>10922342
Fuck you

>> No.11039175 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
File: 284 KB, 854x1139, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11039175

>Inb4 shit post

>> No.11039203
File: 418 KB, 1152x389, hoop1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11039203

>>11038087

>> No.11039215

>>11039175
I zoomed in:(

>> No.11039276

im having a meme overload

>> No.11039445

>>11039203
correct!

>> No.11039815

age

>> No.11039969

sage

>> No.11040002

Hoop springs eternal in the dog breast.

Alexander Hoop (1688-1744)

>> No.11040040

Hoop is the last thing that dog has to flee unto.

>> No.11040203

SHIT I missed it by 3 minutes

exactly one month

>> No.11040540

My hoops are realized.

>> No.11040551

Is this the /jp/ equivalent of /s4s/' kek thread?

>> No.11040596

>>10970740
Well to be fair you did leave it on the table and well i AM a bird.

>> No.11040630

are you guys blind? there's only three hoops

>> No.11040867

>>11040630
To see with the mind's eye.

H! O! O! P!

>> No.11041386

Winnie-the-Hoop

>> No.11042746

The house at Hoop Corner

>> No.11044445

I'm in seventh hoop.

>> No.11044756
File: 46 KB, 554x598, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11044756

>>10887662
Ballsack McGee contriBooted

>> No.11044775
File: 377 KB, 1600x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11044775

>>11040040
Unto unto unto! He all cave wife talk to Gando about. Gando tired with Unto.

>> No.11044777

>>11044775
Wut

>> No.11044848

The fifth hoop is the social stigma that dogs can't jump through hoops.

>> No.11046626

nice

>> No.11046653

>>11044848
wow you're smart, dude. you must be a liberal arts graduate

>> No.11046655
File: 80 KB, 640x480, 1370193828325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11046655

How the hell is this thread still alive?

>> No.11046669
File: 198 KB, 1600x1200, eben_phase.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11046669

Japanese dog jumping through five photoshopped hoops please 404

>> No.11046693

>>11046655
Threads die when they are killed!

>> No.11046711

>>10999962
I see what you did there.

>> No.11046768

i wish i was that dog

>> No.11046799

Someone Pls post the one with japanese dog jumping through 27 hoops

>> No.11046804

>>11046669
hey, you ever check out australian news/media sites? those guys really are dumb

quite dumb

fucking nuts, too, it's like as a country they've all got schizophrenia complete with the whole iq neurological degeneration thing, the works
it really is almost as bad as this board, only not meant ironically or anything

>> No.11046974

rage

>> No.11046982
File: 88 KB, 578x389, dog hoop hoax DEBUNKED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11046982

Dog hoop photo looks impossible, right? ...Let me show you how it's done. The dog is actually GLUED to three glue points shown in this graph.

>> No.11046992

>>11046768
But you are. A dumb dog forced to jump through hoops.

>> No.11048006

>>11046992
That's redemption.

Thank you God, in the name of Hoop Dog, Amen.

>> No.11048015

>>11046982
You're right it does appear like that Ojii-san is admiring some impressive doubles.

>> No.11048615

>>11048006
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Hoop spirit.

>> No.11048782

>>11010218
May the Hoop be with you.

>> No.11049137

>>11010218
>>11048782
No, I am your hoop.

>> No.11049833

フープドッグ

>> No.11050864

>>11048782
>>11049137
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hoop.

>> No.11050954
File: 102 KB, 648x486, 30871745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11050954

Hoop hoop, bitches

>> No.11052659

>>11050864
While Obi-Wan Kenobi watches his beloved master being struck down by Darth Maul.

Hooooop!

>> No.11052690

>>11050864
Hoo, Princess Leia

>> No.11053401

The symbol of the Olympic Games is composed of five interlocking hoops, coloured blue, yellow, black, green, and red on a white field, known as the "Olympic hoops".

>> No.11054033

WOWWWWW RARE THREAD GUYS!!!! SO BASED AND POSITIVE. BEST DOG HOOP THREAD SWAG
-LilB the "BasedGod"

>> No.11054058
File: 111 KB, 578x389, どっげ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11054058

Japanese dog jumping through four hoops.

>> No.11054065

how is this still here lol

>> No.11054086

>>11054033
i love you lil b pleas fug my b**ch

>> No.11054109

>>11054065
I think what you just said every time I see this thread on page 1.
Step up, janny.

>> No.11054521

>>11054058
May the Fourth be with you.

>> No.11054541

dogs are really cool

>> No.11054546
File: 12 KB, 320x320, captain janeway on the bridge of the battlestar galactica.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11054546

>>10887662
There.are.FOUR.hoops!

>> No.11055629

>>11054058
That’s awesome!

>> No.11055638 [DELETED] 

>>11046804
Australian commercial media is absolute rubbish.

>> No.11055673

>>11054546
The fifth hoop is metaphorical for the actual act of jumping through hoops to get a treat.

>> No.11055730

>>11054546
Nope, anon.

It's a five-letter word, H-O-O-P-S.

>> No.11055743

Hoop

Hoop is real, real is hoop,
Hoop is feeling, feeling hoop,
Hoop is wanting to be hooped.

Hoop is touch, touch is hoop,
Hoop is reaching, reaching hoop,
Hoop is asking to be hooped.

Hoop is you, you and me,
Hoop is knowing we can be.

Hoop is free, free is hoop,
Hoop is living, living hoop,
Hoop is needing to be hooped.

>> No.11056504

>>10887662
Where was this photo taken?

>> No.11057143

Why is this still here?

>> No.11057165

>>11057143
the tao says that it was always here and will always be here but it was also never here
all is illusion. free yourself from the delusion that it was ever here and you will see the truth.
We are all hoops. We are all dogs. We are all spectators. We are all of these things and none of them.

>> No.11057234

-1

haha get rekt caninerds

>> No.11057238

>>11057165
g2bed Tao Lin

>> No.11057263

>>11057234
+1 get rekt nonotaku culture fagboy

>> No.11057274

>>11057143
Those who believe shall be hooped.

>> No.11059060

>>11057263
+1 really five hoops for us

>> No.11059064

is that an lasha apso tibetan dog?

>> No.11059347

>>11059064
No, it clearly says japanese dog in the original post.

>> No.11060041

>>11059347
DO you believe anything anyone tells you? WHAT the hell man? You're hoopless.

>> No.11060839

>>11059347
By all odds they are not Japanese.

>> No.11060856
File: 77 KB, 602x569, 1348435607729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11060856

>this thread was up for almost a month

>> No.11060889

>>11060856
Never let the light of hoop fade in your heart.

>> No.11060906

>>11060856
>almost
Check again.

>> No.11060957

Best thread on /jp/ right now, and I'm sadly not even being facetious.

>> No.11060959

How is this otaku culture?
What the fuck janny, i'm gonna mail moot.

>> No.11060986

>>11060959
autism

>> No.11061191

>>11060959
Did you even read the OP? He said JAPANESE dog.

>> No.11062007

I like that dog

>> No.11062020 [DELETED] 
File: 34 KB, 272x233, F YEA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11062020

>mfw i reported this thread
umad wannabe oldfags?

>> No.11062049
File: 241 KB, 850x639, hoopdogs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11062049

Yogurt draws the cutest things!

>> No.11063495

>>11062020
Excuse me, but you seem to have forgotten to link the post of which you are quoting.

>> No.11063501

>>11062007
I like that hoop

>> No.11063658 [DELETED] 

I got a pic of this on /3ds/ from Yume. I was so excited that I showed my dad the pic.

>> No.11065273

>>11060959
i'm gonna mail hoop.

>> No.11065318

>>11062049
not fuwafuwa and mofumofu enough

>> No.11065322

>>11063501
Which one?

>> No.11065470

>>11065322
The most round hoop.

>> No.11065543
File: 547 KB, 578x389, favorite part of picture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11065543

I think my favorite part of the picture is this guy right here. He's craning his head just to see over the people in front of him to catch a glance of the dog as it goes through all five hoops.

>> No.11066851

>>11062049
Hoop dog draws a parabola!

>> No.11067732

>>10887662
Will be made into a movie!

>> No.11068167

>>11067732
The entire United States wept.

>> No.11068228

>>11065543
Wouldn't you?

>> No.11068256

>>11068228
Yeah, which is why I can self insert as him!

>> No.11068617

>>11068167
全米が泣いた

>> No.11068717

HOOP DOG AFRAID TO LEAVE HOOP

>> No.11069009

>>10957304
Tamori

>> No.11069044

>>11068256
This is just like my moe harem cartoons.

>> No.11069446

What hoop? [spoilerz]There is no hoop.[/spoilers]

BAM

>> No.11069471

It getting deleted is the whole point.

>> No.11069512
File: 52 KB, 500x375, CostanZUN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11069512

I seriously hoop you guys don't do this.

>> No.11069547

>inb4 auto-sage

>> No.11069548

I wish I was the hoop.

>> No.11070318

>>11069548
My girlfriend makes me hoop.

Don't you envy me?

>> No.11070766

>>11069548
I hoop you will have good fortune!

>> No.11070766,1 [INTERNAL] 

RIP

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action