Which Touhou would you go on a date with?

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Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Mon May 13 17:35:35 2013 No.10882597 [DELETED]

Which Touhou would you go on a date with?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:35:05 2013 No.10882600 Okuu

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:36:35 2013 No.10882602 Reisen

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:37:20 2013 No.10882606 I'm not in a situation where I can choose

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:37:50 2013 No.10882611 hourly youmu thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:39:50 2013 No.10882621 File: 342 KB, 564x800, 8e4dbdabfc69c819b4672653d5d5d75dj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae. Someone has to cheer her up after losing her spot as a playable character.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:40:05 2013 No.10882627 Eirin. No, really, she seems like a classy and refined lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:40:20 2013 No.10882625 Futo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:42:35 2013 No.10882631 anyone but Cirno

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:42:50 2013 No.10882635 >>10882631 That's not nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:44:21 2013 No.10882638 >>10882635 Good sir are you assuming i would want to go on a date with compete baka?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:45:35 2013 No.10882641 >>10882597 who is the most autistic 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:45:35 2013 No.10882642 >>10882631 this but with the onis

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:45:50 2013 No.10882643 >>10882638 Why wouldn't you? She is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:46:20 2013 No.10882646 >>10882621 As much as the slut meme, real Sanae seems like the religious girl who gives you nothing date after date. She isn't even a good drinker.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:47:05 2013 No.10882654 Any female one, as if anyone would date me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:47:20 2013 No.10882649 File: 217 KB, 1920x1200, 1366583444537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882602 This. On a full moon night if possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:47:35 2013 No.10882650 >>10882643 People might give you funny looks if you took a fairy out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:47:50 2013 No.10882651 File: 112 KB, 400x400, 34649994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882643 this picture will explain it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:50:20 2013 No.10882658 Patchouli. I need a girl who is about as inexperienced and uninterested with this shit as I am, so I don't feel too embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:50:50 2013 No.10882659 >>10882651 I don't like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:51:05 2013 No.10882661 >>10882658 Hm, surprisingly good answer. Although you would need a crane or something similar to get her out of the mansion.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:51:05 2013 No.10882662 File: 821 KB, 800x1200, 1368052909978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tenshi. I think she would enjoy a lovely meal atop the Scottish Highlands.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 17:57:50 2013 No.10882679 >>10882658 I'd want someone who's experienced to take the lead instead of having mutual awkwardness.

Anonymous Mon May 13 17:59:05 2013 No.10882684
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What the hell would you even do on a date with a Touhou?

Half of them would think you are a walking meal. Most of the rest would want to talk about the stuff you have absolutely no idea about. Many others would treat you like an impure insect not even worthy to talk in their presence.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:00:50 2013 No.10882690 any of them that isn't a loli

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:01:05 2013 No.10882692 >>10882679 She could easily find a more suitable partner then. Unless she really liked you and would show it to you by taking you out of your awkwardness shell.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:04:05 2013 No.10882695 File: 264 KB, 746x753, nitori_kawashiro__just_a_try_by_everfrozenmore-d5mnh0g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we would be programming together.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:04:51 2013 No.10882696 >>10882679 I'm not into mature women. I probably should have put more emphasis on "uninterested." I just can't even begin to think of how a "date" would go. I don't really understand that kind of shit, either.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon May 13 18:05:51 2013 No.10882698 >>10882690 Beware the underage, the moralfriend, the crossboarder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:05:51 2013 No.10882699 >>10882690 parsee?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:06:51 2013 No.10882704 File: 27 KB, 620x496, 34803188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to take Rumia out. If anyone looks at us strangely we can kidnap them in the parking lot for Rumia's next meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:12:35 2013 No.10882730 >>10882696 >I just can't even begin to think of how a "date" would go. I don't really understand that kind of shit, either Get experience. Know your enemy. If you start from zero, you start from zero.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:12:51 2013 No.10882731 I don't have the confidence to go out with any of them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:13:05 2013 No.10882733 >>10882731 But anon, what if one of them invited YOU instead? Who would you like to invite you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:17:20 2013 No.10882740 >>10882730 No, like, I don't understand the entire purpose of dates. I have no desire at all to be closer to people/women, so I can't understand dates because that's almost their entire purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:18:05 2013 No.10882745 File: 838 KB, 1000x923, 35176306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:19:05 2013 No.10882746 File: 373 KB, 600x1067, ad5d50d30e415378f54c0ff52929f7e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882733 Well in that case Remilia

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:22:36 2013 No.10882757 I want to go on a date with jp

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:23:51 2013 No.10882760 File: 40 KB, 400x464, 1368411076890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] id go out with a real girl

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:25:20 2013 No.10882763 >>10882760 That's kinda gay, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:25:20 2013 No.10882764 File: 7 KB, 199x239, 1366954085995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882757 R-R-Re-Really? S-S-Sugoi... I'm so happy, Anon-sama.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:26:05 2013 No.10882769 >>10882698 Its not about morals What would you even discuss or do on a date with a child

Anonymous Mon May 13 18:26:20 2013 No.10882767

>>10882740
>No, like, I don't understand the entire purpose of dates.
That's why some people have to bang drunken skanks and read Twilight before any of that dating stuff.

>I have no desire at all to be closer to people/women
How old are you? What have you been doing? If you're studying something demanding, you might easily go into your mid-twenties without feeling it at all.

Actual retards are...
a) more stupid
b) more horny
c) less disciplined
d) sooner employed and stagnated
e) more unimaginative and more easily bored
...than people who are intelligent enough to know shame and thus be displeased with themselves.

If a mongoloid calls you autistic, you don't have to take it seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:27:05 2013 No.10882770 >>10882763 how did u know im a girl?? :3

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:27:05 2013 No.10882773 >>10882770 >:3 are you fucking kidding me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:27:35 2013 No.10882772 >>10882764 ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:28:06 2013 No.10882778 >>10882773 im not kidding you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:28:51 2013 No.10882776 File: 397 KB, 1010x1507, 3e0e9646db0e3bdaa21ed26de04fb6b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882733 What if a Touhou you hate forced you to a date?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:29:06 2013 No.10882783 I'd want to eat in the garden with Youmu but I don't know if you could call that a date.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:29:06 2013 No.10882786 >>10882764 this is NOT what they look like

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:29:06 2013 No.10882787 Why is /jp/ filled with girls? Eww.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:30:50 2013 No.10882789 >>10882776 Go along and see if the hate stays or turns into something more beautifull

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:30:51 2013 No.10882790 >>10882767 I'm 22. >studying Laugh out loud. Where do you think we are?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:31:35 2013 No.10882792 File: 434 KB, 720x960, chirno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882776 my iq would be so low after the first date

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:32:05 2013 No.10882793 File: 219 KB, 720x900, 31a9ec5ac914ff4e392053535b0cab10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sekret !eSpurdoXD

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:20 2013 No.10882794 >>10882790 >Laugh out loud. Where do you think we are? 4chan /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:20 2013 No.10882795 File: 266 KB, 716x800, 19775740_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd date a mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:33:35 2013 No.10882797 >>10882795 you should be put in jail for talk like that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:35:35 2013 No.10882803 >>10882597 ur mum

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:35:35 2013 No.10882804 >>10882789 Like date rape?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:36:50 2013 No.10882809 >>10882795 nazrin is a mouse!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:36:50 2013 No.10882811 File: 494 KB, 160x120, ls09nf2Uq91ql6afeo1_250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Average date with a 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:38:05 2013 No.10882822 >>10882811 The 2hu is the boy, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:38:35 2013 No.10882826 >>10882811 i would run away too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:39:21 2013 No.10882830 >>10882809 really now turbonerd i had no idea

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:40:50 2013 No.10882844 >>10882804 I was thinkingmore on a newfound love and hate turned into liking, but that sounds pleasant as well, if the touhou is doing the raping

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:41:20 2013 No.10882849 >>10882844 I thought that was obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:42:21 2013 No.10882853 File: 1.30 MB, 320x170, 1361801880464.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882811 What will happen to /jp/ during their date with their Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:43:05 2013 No.10882862 File: 349 KB, 456x1000, 9ff26f171ae38ad33466e1f4cd9e02e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rinnosuke.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:44:20 2013 No.10882863 >>10882862 Too lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:45:35 2013 No.10882868 The one with no super power

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:49:06 2013 No.10882881 snu snu whit Yuugi!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:50:35 2013 No.10882886 >>10882868 Faceless male villager?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 18:52:21 2013 No.10882896 >>10882868 >>10882862

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:00:50 2013 No.10882920 File: 2.97 MB, 320x180, 1366391731655.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882881 >Yuugi and Anonymous in the middle of the restaurant after she's had a little too much to drink

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:01:50 2013 No.10882921 >>10882920 Are they going to sex eachother?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:05:35 2013 No.10882939 >>10882920 yuugi wouldn't rape me .... would she?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:06:05 2013 No.10882942 >>10882921 /jp/ pls no lewdness

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:13:05 2013 No.10882971 >>10882920 she probably would lift me with one hand resistance is futile

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:13:20 2013 No.10882968 >>10882920 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:13:21 2013 No.10882969 >>10882939 is that even a question

Anonymous Mon May 13 19:23:51 2013 No.10883009
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>>10882704
I like the way you think, anon.

But it would be better if you were to bring the corpse home and cook it! I imagine Rumia is sick of eating raw human all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:24:21 2013 No.10883013 File: 520 KB, 766x800, 2f0c7a6b8e8c39485c8e73e2ca00b469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tenshi-sama, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:21:50 2013 No.10883714 >>10882760 why are korean girls so pretty?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:27:20 2013 No.10883736 File: 110 KB, 600x800, rinno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We'd have a lot of interesting stuff to talk about.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:28:51 2013 No.10883740 >>10882760 Are you sure that's a girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:28:51 2013 No.10883741 File: 26 KB, 500x521, 21951060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:30:21 2013 No.10883745 File: 158 KB, 600x600, 1236570369089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:32:06 2013 No.10883751 File: 164 KB, 572x800, Summer bird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882600 This. I'd take Okuu everywhere with me. The movies, an aquarium, a planetarium, a water park, and a fancy restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:36:50 2013 No.10883761 >>10883714 japanese girls are pretty too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:40:20 2013 No.10883779 >>10883740 unfortunately yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:43:36 2013 No.10883791 >>10883779 >unfortunately Smear the queer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 12:18:09 2013 No.10886169 Sanae

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 12:21:38 2013 No.10886177 File: 466 KB, 620x876, 267849b0b617cdd6576ab25f010eab71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy, no matter how expensive she is

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:35:29 2013 No.10890317 They are monsters! not normal girls you can take on a date!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:38:59 2013 No.10890329 Better question: which touhou has so low self-esteem to go on a date with any of you turbonerds ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:40:58 2013 No.10890336 >>10890329 your mom lol

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:45:13 2013 No.10890352 >>10890336 That makes me a semi-touhou.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:52:59 2013 No.10890374 File: 206 KB, 768x1024, 41aadcad4c555f76a4bae77229044d4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10890329 Hatate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:53:44 2013 No.10890376 >>10890352 Would that make you happy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:54:14 2013 No.10890378 >>10882760 >girl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:54:43 2013 No.10890380 >>10890376 Depends, what does the life as Semi-touhou provide for me ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:54:58 2013 No.10890383 >>10890374 I like Hatate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:55:28 2013 No.10890385 File: 201 KB, 715x1000, 1367882677834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882597

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:57:14 2013 No.10890391 >>10890380 I don't know. Maybe you would have some small powers, or would wear a hat and be cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:58:43 2013 No.10890395 >>10890391 Hm, I have a baseballcap here, thats my lifeline from now on. If anyone removes it I would die. I'm cute by default.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 12:59:13 2013 No.10890396 File: 13 KB, 400x400, 1219366679415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All these people that want to date animals Disgusting...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:00:58 2013 No.10890402 >>10890396 Don't worry, Reimu. I'll go on a date with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:01:59 2013 No.10890406 >>10890396 That's why i'm taking Sakuya

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:02:13 2013 No.10890407 >>10890396 I'd show her a really mediocre time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:05:43 2013 No.10890423 >>10882600 ya

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:07:43 2013 No.10890430 >>10890407 I don't even know what fun means anymore. Sure, attention I can give. I have a huge load of more or less pompous stories in my sleeves.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:08:58 2013 No.10890436 >>10890395 Cool. It's great that you're already so cute. I think you could make a good semi-touhou.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:14:28 2013 No.10890461 >>10890436 Thanks, I'll try my best to become a stage one mid-boss.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:15:43 2013 No.10890468 >>10890396 Better date an animal than a jerk

Anonymous Wed May 15 13:27:43 2013 No.10890517
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>>10890383
Yeah, I'd date Hatate with or without the low self-esteem. >>10882684 is right though, I don't think humans and tengu get along that well enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:46:28 2013 No.10890581 Not enough images del

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 13:47:43 2013 No.10890583 File: 768 KB, 1200x1020, 34935138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 15:45:44 2013 No.10891001 File: 346 KB, 500x700, 418fa7f642e9faff0189974ab574caa6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Yuuka give me flowers?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:40:13 2013 No.10891250 File: 646 KB, 560x466, reimu cropped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to daterape every touhou you ever wanted would you capture it or just let it slip?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:48:14 2013 No.10891274 File: 409 KB, 826x1168, 34729251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to show Okuu the world

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:52:14 2013 No.10891292 >>10891288 You rape on your date.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:52:29 2013 No.10891288 >>10891250 Define "daterape."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:56:13 2013 No.10891304 >>10891250 I wonder if anyone has spiked their own drink to see what the other person would do.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:00:44 2013 No.10891326 >>10891001 No, but make sure you give her flowers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:08:14 2013 No.10891385 >>10891292 Then I must refuse. I just don't have it in me to rape anyone, even if it was haterape.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:11:58 2013 No.10891406 >>10891250 I'd let it slip. It's tempting, but just imagining how they would feel makes that thought terrible. Unless they secretly were into it...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:17:29 2013 No.10891442 Da...te?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:18:58 2013 No.10891453 File: 58 KB, 423x680, sanae eat6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one. She's fun.

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