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Guise, I'm pretty sure my pet bunny is Tewi in disguise.

She is quite mischevious and stubborn, and always asking for treats and usually bites you or kicks you if you do not give her any. She also only likes to be petted and whatnot when it is ok for her, and will retaliate if it is you who is intiating contact. But if you turn your cold shoulder to her she usually mellows out fastly and starts to hop around you and licks your clothes and arms untill you show her affection again, and then stays that way for the rest of the day

Or is my concept of Tewi personality all messed up

>> No.10881760

*farts*

>> No.10881769

>>10881757
you are a 2ndary

>> No.10881771

>>10881757
The only option is to starve her until she turns into tewi. Then you have sex with her. You have to tell her why you're not giving her any food though. In japanese. Otherwise she won't understand what's going on and just die.

>> No.10881785

Did your rabbit have its skin torn off?

>> No.10881790

>>10881757
>>10881785
You should tear its skin off and eat it, I hare bunny is delicious

>> No.10881798

>>10881790
>hare

Freudian slip?

>> No.10881806

OP here, I told her to open the portal to the Gensokyo in japanese, and my bunny starred at me weirdly. I think that it might be Reisen instead, since it's being quite useless

>> No.10881807

>>10881790
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>> No.10881816
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>>10881806
I don't think moon rabbits are born as the little twitchy nosed things!

>> No.10881842

Op here, now my bunny is drinking a lot, mybe she might be Suika instead. I must await and see if she starts to grow stronger

>> No.10881860

Op here, I asked my bunny if she was Suika but she told me to shut up since she's not a touhou. So I'll stop posting now

>> No.10881876

I have a problem alike.
I think my brother is a Narutard, every night I hear someone in the next room yelling words such as "DATEBAYO" and "Kisama," some days ago he asked me how much would cost to get whiskers tattooed in his face.

What can I do, /jp/? I love my brother too much to let him go and ruin his life in such world ;_;

>> No.10881888

>>10881876
There is only one thing you can do. Cover his whole rooms walls in printouts of Rinnosuke in little clothing flexing his muscles. Maybe his manlines will light the way for him.

>> No.10881898

>>10881876
How old is he?

If he's a kid/teen, let him enjoyee his youth. I missed out on Pocky and DeviantART and all that jazz, and I actually feel bad about it. You only get to be a stupid kid once!

>> No.10881941

>>10881876
>>>/a/

>> No.10881943

>>10881941
What? Why? I'm not going there. All they do is shitpost when they hear "naruto". I have no idea why they hate it so much tho.

>> No.10881978

>>10881943
Try asking >>>/adv/. This seems like an /adv/ problem.

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