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patchouli Thread?

She's actually quite small.

Fat pathouli reminds me of my mother.

>>10860030
I'm sure you mean that in a nice, non-creepy way.

>>10860030
That's a very interesting statement.

>>10859770
cute chubby Patchouli!

cup a patchy

Patche is getting bullied! Will you save her?

>>10860709
*starts bullying her with my 60m long penis*

>>10860709

[X] assist Marisa in raping Patchouli

>>10860709
...eventually! Continue for now.

>>10860709
Of course. Get off of her, witch!

>>10860709
No, they're wrestling. Wrestling is a healthy activity that works the entire body! Keep up the good work, Patchouli. You need to lose that weight!

>>10860749
But...that is to much...

>>10860756
But it's also fun!

You wouldn't wrestle with Marisa given the chance?

>>10860769
Oh, I'd wrestle with Marisa. I'd wrestle with her real good.

Patchy doesn't like that sort of thing, though, and isn't in any shape for it anyway.

Patchouli's breasts are a miracle of the universe

>>10860709
Obviously they're just arguing over who gets to be the boy in the ralationship.

>>10860030
yo momma's so fat she looks like fatchouli

>>10859666
Nice Satan trips.

>>10861547

summoning Koakuma

>>10861552

What is the story behind scarlet devil mansion?

Why are they all there?

And why is patchouli so sick / weak / anemic / whatever

>>10861630
It's pretty obvious, she spends all her day in the library.

>>10861630
> And why is patchouli so sick / weak / anemic / whatever
She isn't.

>>10861630
It's exaggerated, in case you haven't seen her in the fighting games.

>>10861631

she obviously is in all these pics struggling and stuff

i thought she has anemia or ashtma or something?

>>10861636

all char in fighting games can fight dumbass and must lose strong

dumb ass

who care about fighting game, i'm talk about the rela touhou

>>10861630

When ZUN moved Touhou from the PC-98 system to Windows, he wanted to start introducing meaningful plot. Eventually the events of PCB came to him, but it took quite a while to get to that point, so he had to vamp until ready.

>>10860756
incredibly erotic

>>10861630
Weak is cute.Suffering moe; you want to help/comfort her.
Also gap moe because she's super strong magically but weak physically.

>>10861636
Games aren't "canon" but frankly, ZUN himself doesn't give half the importance to canon as /jp/ does. I doubt he's OK with black tewi but he surely isn't autistic when it comes to canon. I think he's pretty much OK with anything but he'd rather if it went along with the whole "touhou" atmosphere. At lest that's what I infered from his interviews ans stuff.
Part of why I don't like to discuss touhou on /jp/.

huge

>>10861636
But the fighting games aren't real games, and aside from IaMP, they are piss easy.

pajoulies

handheld witch

>>10861776

is she a witch or a sorceress

>>10861828
She's a cute

>>10861644
hehehe vamp it up so clever i laughed

>>10861828
She's a normal girl who likes to do magic

>>10861858
well, uh, she's actually a youkai

>>10860709
>mokouface.png

>>10861862
Why is Youmu included in team NEET?

>>10860607
Guy's you're making her feet blush

>>10861881

Patchouli-sama is an intellectual. She wants to be known for her mind, not her feet.

>>10861881
>>10861903

They're so cute though! I can't stop staring at them.

You are using a 4chan Pass. [Logout]

what is the precious thing?

>>10861903
I wonder if Patchouli dislikes her sexy body because of that? Maybe that's why she keeps it under all those clothes; she doesn't want that kind of attention.

>>10859666
Isn't there another one by this guy where she gets even bigger, and Remi's having fun molesting her or something?

>>10862644
She's just not used to lots of attention. If we all pay attention to her, she will feel more self-confident in her pretty figure!

Patchouli is going to exercise and move her body more!

>>10862644
To be honest, if I was a fatty like Patchouly, I would want to hide my body too.

Patchouli-chan is surpisingly cute!

A terrifying youkai with the power of a dragon

Patchy?

More like PatSHIT!

>>10862841
Take that back or I'm going to insult you over the internet! Patchouli is the best touhou.

>>10862841
Too MOE for you?

WHAT IS THE PRECIOUS THING STOLEN BY MARISA?!

Some people try to bully Patches because she doesn't go outside much

>>10862860

you can't bully a fukkin' youchai

>>10862841

Patchouli is love

Don't bully Patches

>>10862857

The precious thing is virginity. She steals it from the other girls.

Patchy is a pirate!

Tickling Patchy-chan

2 witches

Witch 2hu

Things in the library are becoming lively

>>10862951

bookmaerkd this website, will chek back 3morrow 2 c new pics :) thx all

love,
patchouli knowledge

Patchouli-sama baking cookies for you

>>10862980
Kill yourself.

>>10862988
Back bows are so cute!

>>10862988
You got some competition from alice there, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdEyuLs_L5k
GANBARE PACHYYYY~

>>10862819
Surprisingly?

>>10862902
Nooo, don't tickle her! She's sensitive and has bad lungs!

Maidchouli Knowledge

The perfect & elegant chief librarian

>>10863020
I'd just like to announce to all of /jp/ that this is my fetish. Thank you.

>>10863036
Ignore the spelling of the guy: >>>/i/390181

>>10863033
Patchy can't be a maid. All the dust will be bad for her.

Ah...

Would you play vidya with Patchy?

Patchouli is a librarian! It's only natural for her to be interested in books.

Patchouli has a cool personality, but it seems that she could be friendly with the imouto-sama.

Patchouli is flat.

Lewd-bodied magician.

>>10863041
The spelling only makes it better. Makes me think of a teenage gaiafag girl.

Patchouli is baking a cake!

Damn it, Patchy, stop summoning stuff like this. It never ends well for anyone.

>>10863160

>>10862902
Patchouli is not a cat.

Daily hand cleaning Patchys anus!

>>10863171
Patchouli is in danger!

Sleep sex with Patchouli!

>>10863267
rip in peace patchu

>>10863295
Rest in peace in peace?

>>10863300
Lurk more.

>>10863300
>rip
>Rest in peace

It stands for "requiescat in pace", newfag.

Are you the same sort of faglord who believes that "SOS" stands for "save our souls"?

>>10863259
Oh, yes she is. Again.
I swear, every month, another tentacle monster. Koa usually gets caught by it too, and sometimes it breaks out of the library and attacks the rest of the mansion residents.

When is that witch gonna learn?

>>10863318
SOS doesn't stand for anything, but was chosen because it is easy to say in morse. Am I right?

>>10863307
You spelled moar wrong.

>>>/b/

>>10863318
>using Latin to be edgy
>2013

ISHYGDDT

>>10863307
Us oldfags right?

>>10863376
What's the point of this post? He should lurk more.

>>10863380
The merciless destruction of any standards that /jp/ might have.

>>10863399
Fuck off with your ``standards''. I paid tenbux to post here, I deserve answers.

>>10863418
> I paid to post here
wwwww

>>10863418
>tenbux
Back to SA with you

>>10863380
The point is that you're an epic oldfag just like me! You sure showed that newfaggot with your amazing knowledge of /jp/ and /b/ memes.

>>10863442
So now encouraging people who don't get basic stuff you see in any imageboard to lurk a bit gets you ironic passive-agressive reactions?

If Patchouli browsed /jp/, in what threads would she participate? I can imagine her having long meta arguments with AoC.

I bet Patchy is a fujoshi.

>>10863467
She strikes me more as the sort that builds a cheap lightbox just to take better figure photos for /fig/

>>10863467
she would post pictures of her feet!

Can someone give me a list of every 2hu so I can filter all these threads?

>>10863562
lewd

>>10863050
But the filename says that Patchy is a maid!

Girls are reading!

You just gonna stare at her all day?

>>10864057
Pretty much

cute hair and outfit by the way.

>>10861657
There's a black Tewi?

>>10864254
Yup. It's Player Twei!

>>10864057
If you don't like staring, I could always do something more...

>>10864285
Hug?

I'd like to hug Patchy all day.

I want to dilute my bloodline with Patchykyu.

Oh fuck I'm so tired.

>>10864325
I don't know why, but my mind first read that as something along the lines of "add Patchy to my bloodline" or something like that.

As in having children with Patchy. The implied sex is lewd, but I think having kids with her and having her become family would be really cute. I'd like to introduce her to my relatives.

>>10864321
Hugging Patchy from behind while she sits in your lap and reads. She's trying to be all nonchalant and act like she barely notices you, but there's a blush rising up her neck and she keeps giving signs of nervousness. Roughly turning a page here, jerking back her arm when it accidentally brushes yours there, being all stiff everywhere.
Cute. How can a witch be so cute?

>>10864346
That's cute, but what kind of nervousness? She's not creeped/scared of me is she?

>>10864346
How can you guys stay on this board after reading this kind of stuff? It's making me completely insane. Is this all a ruse?

>>10864368
I like imagining cute things with Touhous though.

Like having to hold Patchouli's inhaler for her when she has a sudden attack. You can use your other hand to pet her head!

>>10864368
What do you mean?

>>10864374
>>10864376
Don't you feel like listening to serious music, learning poetry, doing sports and going out?

>>10864380
You can still do things and like reading about cute Touhou scenarios. The only thing missing in my life that "normies" have is a relationship. I fill that gap with 2D because I don't like real women.

>>10864380
I do listen to serious music! The rest, not so much.

>>10864389
>I fill that gap with 2D because I don't like real women.
It goes the other way around. They'll like you. If you're anything like me, you'll have to perform 24/7 to stay in the mood and avoid becoming one of those spineless sacks of flesh who aren't sure whether to stand on their heads or feet. For example, I need to be thin. It all crashes down if I gain weight.

> The only thing missing in my life that "normies" have is a relationship.
"Only". Heh.

What does mukyuu mean?

>>10864415
Huh?

>>10864423
...I don't know. I think it's a general noise of displeasure or discomfort and that sort of thing. Like "Ugh..."

>>10864346
A witch? I thought she was a wizard what with all the wizard-like spells and stuff.

>>10864457
Wizard, witch, magician, whatever.

>>10864348
Maybe a little scared...it's more like she's not used to being touched at all, and now someone's hugging her.

>>10864481
But a wizard and a witch are two different things!

One bubble bubble toil and troubles

While the other bibbity bobbity boos

>>10864481
Marisa is witch and Patchouli is a sorceress.

>>10864491
>>10864517
Fine. How can she be this cute?

>>10864481
>Maybe a little scared...it's more like she's not used to being touched at all, and now someone's hugging her.

Awww. Well, I'd be gentle and warm. I don't want to upset her.

Patchouli has asthma! If you hug her too tightly...

>>10864684
>hug
I'd rather strangle her.

Patchy does love her little devils the most
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSeH__fq_mo&list=UUI0-z9tmpOx1bU6Weh6q0AQ

>>10864684
nothing will happen. She became immortal decades ago.

>>10864691
Is she really? How come you dont see that illustrated like with Mokou or Kagura in fan art?

KOPAHUG.jpeg

>>10864691
Why would she need an inhaler if she's immortal?

>>10864691

Agelessness is not immortality. Youkai are ageless, they are not immortal.

>>10864346
I don't think a 100 year old youkai would have social problems.

>>10864698
If she doesn't want to pass out in the middle of a fight she uses an inhailer.
Its one of the ironies of Patchoulis existence, for all her magic power she has never been able to find a cure of her asthma.
The best she could do was become immortal- or to be more technical ageless and undying, she can still be killed by having her body destroyed- unlike the victims of the Hourai Elixir whose bodies slither back togeather even after being blown to pieces.
This did not stop her asthma attacks, it only keeps her from dying from them, she will still lose consciousness from them and if that happens in a fight then she could be in danger. Or would be if the spell card rules were not in place

>>10864743
Gonna stare at them cute feet

>>10864745
Have fun.

Post more patchy tits, she looks good with them!

>you see a librarian

>>10864764
She's not bothered?

>>10864696
>>10864743
What is Koa to Patchy?

>>10864810
Whatever patchy needs/wants her to be.

>>10864817
What a cryptic answer.

God DAMN now this is a good thread that all /jp/sies should strive to make

>>10864826
Wizards are cryptic people.

>>10864774

>>10864833
I suppose.

Woah!
Patchy!
What are you doing?

>>10864810
Koakuma is the assistant librarian. She has a masters in library science and was recruited to join the SDM in the last year of graduate school.

>>10864853
Maybe if this Patchy goes through some miko training, she won't get eaten by tentacle beasts so often.

>>10864850
Preparing for sex. She's never had it before, so she's studying up.

>>10864867
Sex?
With who?

Surely no one would be charming enough to win Patchy's heart.

>>10864853
Big tits patchy, so damn good.

>>10864871
With the viewer, it looks like.

>>10864859

I've noticed that too. I wonder if she even cares anymore when it happens.

>>10864872

Verily.

>>10864983
Oh, I'm sure she does.

>>10864983
I knew if I waited long enough, someone would remember why we started this thread. Good job, friend, you do good work.

>>10865007

There is, sadly, very little giganto-tits Touhou art that is of actually halfway-decent quality artwise.

>>10865007
Patchy can't carry a boob thread on her own. She can barely carry a stack of books on her own.

Do you think Patchy would let me be her body pillow?

>>10865015
Patchy tried out a growth spell, but it misfired and just grew her tits. Now she can't move...

>>10863267
>woot
woah

>>10865025
>>10865025
Why would she want that?

>>10865035
I'm warm, comfy, and I can give big hugs.
We have a lot in common.

>>10865039
Patchy can't give big hugs.
Koakuma is all of those things. She would likely make a superior pillow, if Patchy wanted a person pillow.

>>10865029

Being unable to move isn't necessarily a bad thing for some.

>>10865050
Patchy thought that at first, but now she wishes she could move again.
Also they're so inconvenient. Always knocking thinks over, blocking her vision. A real pain.
...plus they're, um...sensitive.

>>10865061
Her tits can see ghosts?

>>10865079
What. No.

do you every figh tpathoucli in the games?

Why would hte touhous ever want to fight pathoucli?

>>10865080
Do they at least perk up when someone is casting spells nearby? Is that how she knows Marisa is in the library?

>>10865090
No, she knows Marisa's around from the deafening roars, explosions, and holes appearing in the ceiling. Or Koakuma finds her.

>>10865095
Can they predict the future then? Is it like a crystal ball, where you have to look into them, or like Stonehenge, where you have to expose them to the moon in Ireland?

>>10865100
Enough! They're sensitive to touch, sexually.

>>10865100
lol'd unironically.

>>10865102
"accidentally" brushing up against Patchy's breasts!

>>10865100
No, none of that. Sensitive as in sensitive touch.

>>10865102
Well that's boring as fuck. She's lucky I like Royal Flare, or she'd be terrible.

>>10865110
"Accidentally" setting anonymous on fire!

>>10865112
Too late to delete it now, I'm already sexuallizing her.

>>10865117
setting my loins on fire, yes

>>10865127
Does that make Patcholi a firecrotch?

>>10865119
Only good thing about Patchy is her tits.

>>10865119
Damn it!

>>10865114
All the more reason to change them back.

>>10865135
I don't like change. Change is for people that don't rely on things like Dewey Decimal systems and indoor lighting.

Patchy, I've got to go to sleep so I can work very hard for you tomorrow.
Sleep well my love.

>>10865145
Well, you don't like change, then you should welcome a change being reversed back to normal.
...what's wrong with indoor lighting?

>>10865151
-lack of vitamin D development
-bad for eyes
-ruins circadian rhythms
-makes architecture that takes advantage of sunlight a waste

Would you help Patchy organize her books? It's not an easy task.

>>10865158
Well, Patchy likes it. Sunlight is bad for books, and it gets in her eyes.

>>10865169
I'd sneak up behind her, and push her into that stack.

Then point and laugh at her while she cried on the ground.

>>10865169
yes because I am in library school

>>10865176
"My name is Patchouli. Making books waterproof is easy, but protecting them from sunlight? I'm a magician, not a miracle worker!"

Also, eat carrots, fatty.

>>10865177
How mean. Being mean to a witch/magician/sorcerer isn't a good idea, you know.

>>10865179
...what?

>>10865180
She could, but she doesn't like sunlight herself, so why bother?

>>10865188
well I would be able to better help her organize her books

>>10865188
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_science Is what I assume he means. Seems like a fun field, if it could guarantee a job. It probably won't, though. How sad a world we live in.

>>10865191
Being lazy is what causes magical mishaps in the first place. I'm pretty sure she deserves the gigantic tits. And asthma. And bad eyesight. And smell. And unpopularity.

>>10865194
What does being lazy have to do with not liking sunlight?

>>10865188
I'll take Remelia with me and we'll both have a laugh.

Then have tea and snacks with her, and I'll have Sakuya sit on my lap.

#alphamale#bigdog#yolo#swag

>>10865200
Patchy is Remilia's best friend, you dunce.

>>10865199
Just because you don't like something is no reason to not be careful. Sun damage will happen eventually, unless you have an underground library, or you refuse to take any books out, ever. And I'm putting "refusal to go outside" solidly in the 'lazy' catagory.

>>10865194
Who are you calling smelly?

>>10865208
You.

You smell like BO, moldy books, and piss.

>>10865200
*Remilia

My bad.

>>10865207
That's a mistake. Patchy doesn't stay indoors because of laziness, she stays indoors because she likes reading more than whatever's outside.

>>10865206
You know that one guy that the jocks push around and makes do favors for them, but he keeps coming back everyday because he wants to be friends with the 'popular kids'? It's like that, except it's a roof over her head instead of popularity.

>>10865208
Patchouli, The great unmoving dust cloud.

>>10865215
You've never smelled me. Or Patchy, for that matter.
Don't knock old book smell. That stuff is great.

>>10865218
A true bibliophile would understand the value of the outside world, and the books it contains. Not only that, the enviroment you read in has a tremendous effect on your mindset and enjoyment of a book. Why do you think some people like to read in a park, or on the subway, or inside beanbag chairs at that one overpriced coffeehouse?

>>10865224
So you've never even glanced at any canon, right?

>>10865241
I think Patchy knows a lot more about bilbophilia than any of those people.
Yeah, environment counts for a lot, and she likes her library and the rest of the mansion, so that's where she reads.

>>10865244
I've look at canon quite a bit. I just happen to be pulling shit out of my ass at the current moment. Coincidence, that's all this is.

>>10865248
Not really, but eh, fair enough.

>>10865241
people read outside and shit because they don't live in a fucking mansion

>>10865249
>>10865254
Maybe she doesn't deserve a mansion, you ever think of that? Maybe someone should kick out a certain freeloader, hint hint, so she can learn a bit of independance. Maybe if she stopped being so selfish, she wouldn't have a bunch of image issues like needing to revert her giant tits or wear super loose clothing 24/7.

But fine, have it your way. Let her act like a pajama-wearing manchild for hundreds of years, embarrassing everyone around her for eons to come. At least she's enjoying herself, and that's what matters, right?

>>10865271
you're just jealous of her lifestyle

>>10865273
Oh yea, I'm sooo jealous of some girl who'll live for hundreds of years, doing the same hobby she enjoys day in and day out, not having to worry about room or board, with an employee that doesn't need a salery, benefits, or sick leave, and the ability to warp reality to my whim. Sounds absolutely great. Except at least I have showers more than once a month, and the ability to breath without tripping over my own windpipe.

One of you faggots needs to post the Patchy Nichijou gif.

>>10865285
You don't know anything about how often she bathes. Quit it.

Are you happy?

>>10865271
>Maybe if she stopped being so selfish, she wouldn't have a bunch of image issues like needing to revert her giant tits or wear super loose clothing 24/7.
Where the fuck is the connection between these things?

>>10865307
Happier than some girl who couldn't go outside to save some books, but calls herself a bibliophile.

>>10865319
Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>10865324
Who are you talking about?

>>10865330
Damn, it's so late, I slipped up twice. I'm going to try again tomorrow.

>>10865468
Patchy in a gym uniform is not done nearly enough.

More blueberry.

>>10864802
No, she is.

Delicious Patchouli smell.

Worst Touhou.

Anyone who draws Patchouli with glasses has awful taste.

She's a big girl.

Patchy is a bit drowsy still!

>>10866921
Oh yeah?

>>10866921
I'd have to agree.

>>10866857

>>10864380
>/jp/
>doing sports
>going out

Are you lost?

>>10868440
Are you lost?

>>10868443
Are you lost?

Aren't we all lost in a way?

>>10868449
No... :|

>>10868450
Yes. I'm here, reaching out from the other side of the internet, yet our communication goes far deeper than it ever could if we spoke face to face.

>>10868466
Yes... :>

>>10865119
stop bullying and throwing eggs at patchy!

>all these Fatchouli threads

Thanks /jp/. Now I have a plump Asian fetish. I hope you're happy.

>>10868504

http://www.peach.co.jp/cgi-bin/lady/26015.html

yeah you can say that

>>10868504
>plump Asian
Is funny becuase depending on where you are plump for some does not mean plump for others.

I remember reading about some guy with average BMI was considered fat in japan when no one would think that in his home country.

And for others what a japanese would think they have average BMI others would think they are malnourished or anorexic

>>10868504
But that Patche is not fat? She is normal looking. All the fat is in the right places, as befitting a woman.

big pache

>>10868560
Big Patchy means big Patchy butt which means big Patchy anus which means big Patchy farts!

>>10868570
Oh god, no. Please. I like being a dick in these threads, but making fart edits kills me a little on the inside every time.

>>10868513

http://www.peach.co.jp/cgi-bin/lady/42441.html

muh beansprout

>>10868557

As long as Patchy's breasts are large, the rest is all good, whether the rest is spinner or chubby.

As a great man once said, tits are life, ass is hometown. pic related, it's another Touhou expy, and the reason for the sage

>>10868629
Are there any that show their asses?

>>10868732

Yes, a few of them. I know it's going to be hard, but I think you can manage to look through them to find them. Good luck and godspeed, anon.

>>10868766
I dont know, I kind of gave up after seeing all that shitty photoshopping of their breasts.

Patche a cute!

>>10866857

Healthchy is the best.

How else would you dream of resting your head on her soft lap as she reads you a book and caresses your hair?.

>>10869729
Giant tits patchy is also best. Cause what's better than a pair of huge boobs keeping your other ear warm as you rest in her lap? Thighs, hips, and boobs, man. Always best in combo.

>>10863354

Actually, I believe it stands for 'Save Our Souls'

>>10870224
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym

>The distress signal SOS is often believed to be an abbreviation for "save our ship" or "save our souls". In fact, it was chosen because it has a simple but readily-identifiable Morse code representation — three dots, three dashes, then three more dots – which becomes a prosign of three-dits/three-dahs/three-dits, run together as if it were a single letter

Patchy with big titties, yes!

>>10864867

She looks reminiscent of Irisu Kyouko in this image

And I like it[/spiler]

>>10864854
Koakuma is the assistant librarian- you can tell by the way she is dressed- and she could even have a masters in library science.

But her origin is a failed attempt by an adolescent Patchouli to summon a demon to fight for her.
Instead she got a little kid demon.
Patchouli has a lot of pride, so she doesn't like to discuss her failures- so it rarely gets mentioned.

>>10864871
Oh really?