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A bitch in a bitches clothing

I'm going to be sick.

BARK BARK

>>10862996
You're always so funny and clever /jp/!

Dog what are you doing?
You can't be a Miko
You don't even have a gohei.

idiotic dog

>>10863132
NO BULLY

W... Woof

If you put peanut butter on your dick, would she keep licking it until it's all gone?

I would care for Momiji forever and ever.

>>10863305
That's a pretty long time.

>>10863309

It is, but it's my nature.

>>10863233
She would just bite off your dick.

>>10863233
Anyone else that walked in on your sister doing something llike this?

>>10863347
Dude, my sister doesn't have a dick.

>>10863347
http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-that-i-let-my-dog-lick-peanut-butter-out-of-my-pussy-54745/

My dog licks her vagina before she licks my face.

Many kinds of animals sometimes want sex with humans. I've read that female apes sometimes ask human males for sex. Male dolphins just love human females. Dogs can be convinced to lick almost anything by smearing on something that tastes good to them. A parrot once made love to me, and I hope I get another chance.

Damn it, people! She's a WOLF, not a dog!

>>10863431

I know. I just like teasing her a little.

［Ｘ］ ＰＥＴ ＤＯＧＥ

>>10863420
Dogs will fuck anything.

>>10863431
You are also wrong. Momiji is a CLOVER!

>>10863440
Is that smiledog? It actually looks a lot creepier like that.

>>10863449
Yes, albeit heavily edited.

>>10863431
But Momiji is grandma da yo!

Canada Touhou

>>10863362
Those comments are hilarious.

> 3% of all women have experimented with dog sex

>>10863525

I wonder how puffy her vulva gets during the mating season

>>10863551
Very puffy

>>10863439
I love that image.

Nap time with Momiji!

>>10863663
Momiji is the softest

Feeling the effects of heat with Momiji

That faggot sucking cock and taking it up the ass while dressed up as momiji has forever tarnished my view of her

>>10863737
I bet he posts on /jp/.

>>10863737
What

>>10863750

what?

>>10863737
I dont think this is the video Im thinking of

But does anybody know where that video of the two guys having sex while hugging and kissing dressed up as 2hus is?

FrankerZ

That nice young man performing oral sex and making love while dressed up as momiji has forever improved my view of her.

>>10863767
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING DOG ONE MORE TIME

http://www.google.ca/#output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=%E8%9C%A5%EF%BD%B2%E8%AE%80%E5%B8%99%E3%81%95%E7%B9%A7%EF%BD%B9%E7%B9%9D%E3%83%BB%E3%81%91%E7%B9%A7%EF%BD%B9&oq=%E8%9C%A5%EF%BD%B2%E8%AE%80%E5%B8%99%E3%81%95%E7%B9%A7%EF%BD%B9%E7%B9%9D%E3%83%BB%E3%81%91%E7%B9%A7%EF%BD%B9&gs_l=hp.3...1514.1514.0.2322.1.1.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0...0.0...1c.1.12.psy-ab.b9mqeuoH4ss&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.46340616,d.aWc&fp=f8c71b464e1d1f41&biw=1920&bih=955

>>10863785
sorry, I don't know how to bypass 4chan spam detection which won't let me post qt3.14 momiji trap getting fugged

alternatively search for
蜥ｲ讀帙さ繧ｹ繝・け繧ｹ

>>10862949
lel epic 10/10

>dog

Does anyone have a digital image of Momiji rubbing her tail on a guy's face

It's cute

>>10863805
No, sorry I only have an analog image of that

>>10863789
Thanks

>>10863372
I bet you like it, you probably love the smell

>>10863431
She's technically not even that she's a Tengu

>>10863805

>>10863876
I suppose no one has told him that dogs are natural carriers of gonorrhea.

If she gets too noisy just tape her mouth shut.

>>10863372
I have a friend who is very fond of his cats and dogs and will sometimes lick the pads of their paws
I understand how this appears but he's really a sweet person and very affectionate towards his animals, albeit he expresses it in an eccentric manner

>>10863902
I'd rather just stuff it with my dick, if you know what I mean.

>>10863951
That's pretty weird.

It seems that I go through phases when it comes to 2hus. I liked Kanako previously but now I'm really into Momiji.

>>10863785
Please sanitize your Google searches.

>>10862937
I'm stealing all your images.

>>10864083
Get in my belly.

>>10863951
I honestly love the smell of my cat's breath so much.

I want to put it in, but i don't have a dog to play pretend

>>10864283
I hear of some success stories with using males instead of dogs.

>>10864196
Mrrmngffh!?

>>10864306
>>10864298
I cannot get enough Tengu interactions.

>>10864338

>>10864313
I personally can't get enough of depictions of the tengu village.

Can momiji take the knot?

>>10864352
no idea, but i know she can take my cock

Obligatory

http://exhentai.org/g/523319/6be3d7d539/

>>10864379
What do pandas have to do with wolves or even dogs?

>>10864386
What, your OTP isn't Meiling x Momiji?

>>10864417
I'm not a shitty shipper with tertiaty info about my favourite characters.

>>10864432
I'm not sure how serious you are. Poe's law, and all that jazz. Could you give me a hint?

>>10864432
holy fuckin shit TOLD

>>10864338
>>10864341
Fancy. Post more like that.
I've always figured the tengu lived in a fortress of some sort.

>>10864461
I expect vertical architecture from crow tengu.

>>10864461

anyone up for some erotic roleplay?

>>10864461
Sample because original file is too large.

>>10864582
No.

>>10864593
*grabs dick*
Too bad you're getting it anyway!
*stuffs dick in anon's mouth*

>>10864582
I don't you don't mean here.

We Moemiji now?

>>10865616
Or are we lewdmiji?

>>10865616
>>10865625
Neither, we sleepymiji...sleepiji...mosleepy?
Whatever. Play with your dog-wolf in the morning.

She follows the path of the true soldier.

I want her to bear my children

>>10866247
I want to wolf down her children.

Does she sleep all curled up in a ball like a dog?

I want to nibble on her ears.

>>10866937
I want to nibble on her heirs.

Whoa!!! Momiji is super lewd

>>10872681
[citation needed]

>>10872681
Don't call her lewd.

How do you like your Momiji?

>>10873773
Rare.

>>10873824
Well there's only one of her. So I guess that's rare.

>>10873874
Then medium rare. With a balsamic vinegar and bacon glaze.

>>10873923
Momiji is not for eating.

>>10873932
Does that mean I can't eat her out?

>>10873937
Probably not.

>>10873937
Personally, I'd prefer eating her inside. People talk about picnics being nice and all, but nothing feels better to me than sitting at a table for a proper meal.

That being said, >>10873932, I don't understand. If she's not for eating, why does she look delicious? Her clothes just look the the rice that goes alongside curry, her hat reminds me of a cherry on top of a sunday, and all that fur makes me think of an eclair with way too much whipped cream.

>>10873961
Because you're crazy, or hungry.
No matter how tasty you think she looks, you must not eat her. She's just tear you apart if you tried anyway.

>>10874014
Ok, real talk. I've been on a diet for the past 2 weeks, so you might have something on that 'hungry' remark. But you have no evidence that Momiji doesn't want to be eaten at some point in her life. I mean really, what's she going to do with her body after she dies? Donate it to science? They've got plenty of those.

>>10874036
Bury it? Let it dissipate into nothingness? Who knows what happens to a youkai's body when they die?
Regardless, she's almost certainly going to outlive you and me, so that track won't work.

>>10874062
What if I become a youkai? I hear there are humans who've done such a thing before. It can't be all that hard.

>>10874088
Oh, some have, but many, MANY more haven't. It's not an easy thing to do...though it is possible, I guess.
Even then, though, you'll have to talk Momiji into it. How would you go about that?

>>10874101
The traditional way. Danmaku battle.

>>10874110
Tengu are pretty strong. Sure you're up for it?

>>10874126
I've seen her patterns. They're nothing to write home about. A better question would be how well does she fair defensively?

>>10874134
I dunno if in-game patterns can be used an indicator of strength.
A good question, but how is it relevant?

>>10874142
Danmaku isn't a one-way street. If my dinner is on the line, I don't intend on holding back.

Although it's silly for us to be debating this at the moment. I don't even know how to cook dog yet, let alone butcher it. You know any place I could get instructions?

>>10874155
She's a wolf, and humanoid.
Assuming you win and get her permission to eat her after she eventually dies, you'll have plenty of time to figure out how to do it. She's still going to live for a very long time.

>>10874187
Oh come on, I can't negotiate down her lifespan? What's a couple hundred years between friends, eh?

>>10874189
Oh no, buster. You might be able to talk her into letting you eat her corpse after her eventual death, but no way is she gonna agree to that.
Friends?

Momiji threads remind me of Helen Xonpoon (or however her name was spelled).

>>10874209
xpool, I think.
I miss her. Last very good poster on /jp/, except Kilga maybe.

>>10874208
Yes, friends! You think I want to just eat any Tom, Dick, and Harry that leaves behind a corpse? Not without The Lady pushing me into a dungeon, I ain't.

nark nark

>>10874222
Uh. I don't think asking if you can eat her corpse after she dies is gonna make her warm up to you.

>>10874225
Get out of /jp/, Ratboy. You have an opera to film.

>>10874227
What if I invite her over for dinner? I'm a very good cook.

>>10874228
I just came over to say hi :c

>>10874232
Did she grow a hand on her boob?

>>10874237
Obviously, it's a youkai who's only made of appendages.

>>10874237
LOL

I want to feed her chocolate

>>10874325
Don't, she's allergic!

>>10874232
I don't know how one would make friends with Momiji. Just don't open with "I want to eat you," don't bring it up until you're actually friends, and NEVER bring up "how about I shorten your life a bit?"

>>10874354
Rules, rules, rules. What ever happened to the time when men forged unbreakable bonds through their fists?