/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Imai-san will come again to judge the living and dead.

She's not a bad person if you ignore the murders and the fact that she became an idol despite not liking any of the things idols do aside from singing.

Second worst idol
Only because she doesn't have a retarded bully attracting face

>>10862868
That picture looks like someone else cosplaying as Chihaya.

I'll answer that by asking you this: how can you not like Chihaya when she's so beautiful, innocent, pure, flat-chested, elegant, under-aged, and sexy?

The more you bully Chihaya, the more jealous you lot sound. I mean, I'm an autistic fuckwit just as much as the next bloke, but I still know the best idol when I see her!

The funny thing is, I think Chihaya KNOWS that all of you fools are secretly envious of her perfection, and would give your left nutsack for just one hot footjob from her... I know I would!

>>10862868
>How can Chihaya be such a terrible character
Easy; She's not.

>>10863837
You are a good person. At least, for someone from /jp/ -- in any case, you're better than me.

Did you know? Imai-san said that she won't be who she's nowdays and won't have advanced as a VA if it was not inspired by Chihaya.

>>10863837
Changed your trip?

>>10863878
Was she abused and defiled just like Chihaya was, too?

>>10863962
Those dirty panties, fucking gross.

By far the worst idol.

>>10864009
Not anymore, you should see the new ones.

>>10863999
What did you expect? A girl that takes care of herself?

If only ZUN!bar was here...

When Chihaya hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart.

>>10864042
Eww. 2guro4me

>>10864042
Only if she had one.

>>10864042
is that because she has a flat chest xDD? lol good one xDDDD!

>>10864047
Epic.

>>10864042
are you sure she's not just asking for a new gig because she's a talentless hack

Ikaruga > Tsubaki > Christina > Shit > Chihaya

>>10864042
I love touching myself at night while looking at pencil drawings of flat-chested imoutos like Chihaya... I just can't get enough of her slim, sexy body!

>>10864042
I hugged a girl who's pretty flat yesterday. She was surprisingly soft even though she didn't have big tits and she wasn't fat. Are all girls soft like that, or is it just her because she's oriental and eats a lot of rice?

I hate Chihaya so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

Stop chihaya bullying.

>>10864279
I'm jealous of you
When you say you hugged her did you just hug her in a non-sexual way or do you mean to say that you hugged her while you violently penetrated her tender virgin pussy? Because that makes all the difference.

>>10864301
But we all hate Chihaya here, why would you hate your kind?

I wanna get Chihaya breast implants.

Like 48F cup implants. And sell her kidneys to fund the operation.

>>10864279
Yes they are. As you noticed, flatness is perfection. It feels and looks intelligent and elegant.

>>10864307
Serkit loves her. So not everyone here hates Chihaya.

Chihaya is a girl!

I wanna take Chihaya parachuting, and give her an anvil instead of a parachute.

I wanna take Chihaya to Somalia and leave her there.

>>10864340
Hey...

>>10864329
I wanna get Chihaya hormone therapy and a sex change operation.

Such mean comments... you should be ashamed of yourselves. I would hug Chihaya and tell her that everything is going to be alright, and then I'd give her a tender kiss.

>>10864354
I would cut her tongue out so she can't sing anymore.

>>10864362
Why are you so mean?

>>10864354
I would pay for the surgery to get Chihaya's voice box cut/removed.

I wanna feed Chihaya into an industrial woodchipper.

Her getting shredded would be the best sound she could ever hope to make.

I wanna cover Chihaya in pitch, light her on fire, and toss her into the Grand Canyon.

Why doesn't she go get some implants?

If only Clammy were here...

>>10864303
Not sexual. I went out to dinner with her and then we chatted for a couple of hours. She gave me a hug when I walked her home.

>>10864015
CG > Million Shit.

when will chihaya stop crying?

>>10864442
When we end her misery.

>>10864442
She knows now why you don't cry. But it's something she can never do.

>>10864442
When Miki stops being better than her.

So pretty much never.

Chihaya is perfection. Haters will remain irrelevant.

>>10864462
Is she going to lower herself into a vat of molten steel now?

>>10864354
Die, sympathizer.

>>10864493
Oh, for me? You shouldn't have.
*tosses present over ledge
*slaps Chihaya in the face
*grabs Chihaya and throws her over the ledge

>>10864529
What a waste. You could make her suffer so much more.

>>10864529
e.p.i.c. role play loser

what a cunt

>>10864534
Why don't you give it a try?

Chihaya is like a yukkuri. They're just so much fun to torture.

It's amusing to watch how those who post 'offensive' remarks about Chihaya really don't have that great of an imagination. The truth is, though, it's hard to find things not to like about the best idol.

By the way, these posts about hugging flat-chested girls are making me jealous. I don't have any sisters, and a Korean girl I was infatuated with in high school is the only one I've ever had the chance to hug, but unfortunately, I was always going out with her larger friend instead.

Nowadays, though, I've realised that all of that 3D rubbish is overrated anyways--what could be more 'flat' than 2D, after all!

>>10864604
Iori is a better DFC. And a better idol.

To be fair, without Chihaya we wouldn't have had this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUkRjjW60p8#t=51s

What's everyone's obsession about hugging a woman with no tits? Just go hug Rupaul or something.

>>10864604
I will never rest until I have the chance to suck and knead the chest of a flat girl

flat is justice, it is the only way 3D is not pig disgusting

>>10864639
Y-you should email me...please...if you like.

>>10864673
Can I e-mail you also?

>>10864637
It wasn't that funny.

You suck.

>>10864612
Chihaya is superior in terms of voice, appearance, and personality. However, I will admit that I do wish she'd take a cue from Iori and wear some of these sexy shoes--Iori can get me coming so fast I don't even have a chance to catch it with toilet paper!

>>10864686
Sure...

>>10864725
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global5
>5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other not safe for work content is NOT allowed.

>>10863816
I agree. I'd repeatedly cum in Chihaya's uterus until she was pregnant.

>>10864759
That not how you get a girl pregnant.

The only people that hate and bash Chihaya haven't even played the game.

>>10864777
Some people play this gook shit?

>>10864759
You're obviously planning to take responsibility right?

>>10864239
I see nothing wrong with this.

>>10864740
SanCom Devs please go.

>>10864812
That disgusting chest.

>>10864811
Of course. With her beautiful voice and my love and support we're sure to be fine.

>>10864820
You mean perfect

>>10864825
Her tits are too big

how the fuck is this itch so perfect

>>10864831

>Chihara Kisaragi
>Age: 16
>Image Color: Sky Blue
>A twin sister of Chihaya, Chihara was first announced by Ami Ami as an exclusive pre-order bonus for iDOLM@STER: Shiny Festa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Idolmaster_characters

If Chihaya had a twin would she blame herself for her brother's death or her sister?

>>10864985
Nice thread bump dimwit.

>>10864852
Don't be embarrassed, Chihaya.

It's not like there's anything to look at.

You're out for a walk for whatever reason and you hear crying by some bushes.

Curiosity gets the better of you, so you go and investigate.

Behind the bush you find Chihaya, naked and crying. She has a black eye and bloody mouth. Bruises on her body. Her clothes are badly torn, and she's trying to cover herself with the largest pieces.

She looks up at you, frightened and ashamed.

What do you do?

>>10865032
Push her down and being raping her.

>>10865032

I would give her my sweater so she can cover herself. Then try to help help her out in anyway I am able to.

>>10865040
Can you ingrates learn to spell *begin* correctly for once? There's some unintentional irony for you!

By the way, I AM a self-proclaimed grammar Nazi, ever since I became a servant of the Fuhrer!

>>10865071
She needs bigger boobs.

Minimum 1 cup size larger no more than 3 cup sizes.

>>10865032
Whiteknight the hell out of her. She's more useful to society than I am in any possible way. Maybe she'll even dedicate me a song.

How far can I bully a Chihaya before she starts crying out publicly

>>10865032
Continue the job, can't let something left unfinished

>>10865032
She needs to learn to stop resisting and enjoy instead

>>10865219
Cut out her tongue and you won't have that problem.

>>10865228
But then I won't enjoy tasting her tongue at night

>>10865032
Help her in any way I can.

>>10865417
Sorry but you can't recover soiled and spilled milk

>>10865419
I love her no matter what.

>>10865432
You'd still love her if she was raped? Disgusting.

>>10865432
Even if she's reduced to a mute, broken, barely-functioning wreck?

>>10865433
I would. Nothing can stop me from loving Chihaya.

>>10865437
Of course.

>>10865439
That's no better than eating rotten meat.

>>10865032
If I do it carefully they probably won't notice that it was another person who killed her.

>>10865439
I don't understand how anyone could ever love a girl that isn't pure. Knowing that someone else touched her. Makes me feel ill.

>>10865445
Its not like she wanted that penis inserted into her.

>>10865449
She needs someone to stand by her in that tough time.

>>10865443
But then that's not Chihaya anymore, just some broken doll you salvaged from some cursed den

>>10865452
She probably did, though.

I could see her taking dick from the high school sports teams, just so she could experience some resemblance of love from a male.

My beautiful wife.

>>10865470
But taking dicks isn't love

I want to make Chihaya's insides happy.

>>10865486
Where?

All I see is Chihaya.

>>10865511
Not funny.

Why is Iori such a perfect best idol?

How hard would it be to rape a Chihaya anyways

I'd imagine she'd be silent and won't offer any resistance other than during the initial contact

stop bullying

>>10865529
ok my life is shit and i know it my life is garbage and i know it

>>10865494
It is attention. From males.

Something she doesn't normally get. I could see her imagining every dick was from the Producer.

So broken from not ever getting love, that she would be so drunk with the thought of all those strange men pumping semen into her being the Producer.

And drunk with the thought of finally beating Miki at getting more love from the Producer.

>>10865535
She gets attention from me.

>>10865535
>more love from the Producer
as if this is anything important and worth chasing

>>10865543
testan

pls stop

>>10865523
She'd just imagine you were P-san.

And that he was fucking her instead of Miki.

>>10865540
And being the parasite she is offers little in return

>>10865546
I'm fine with anything as long as I can shower her with my love.

I want to get on top of Chihaya.

>>10865546
If Chihaya was your dog, how would you get rid of her?

Leave her in the middle of nowhere?
Shoot her in the back of the head ie like Ol Yeller?
Sell her for meat/experimentation?

>>10865548
I'd give Chihaya a golden shower.

>>10865552
>Leave her in the middle of nowhere

Hopefully someone will find her and give her a good home.

>>10865552
I'd just abuse and bully her till she suicides out of self-desperation

>>10865555
I'd let Chihaya give me a golden shower.

>>10864366
I want to take her for a hot air balloon ride and watch her smile for once at her surroundings, then push her out.

/jp/, onegai...

>>10865565
WRONG! STUPID BITCH sorry

>>10865565
Don't lie.

You'll be buying a Real Doll.

Then while you're asleep with him, the Blue Fairy will come and magically make him real.

Then he'll hop out of your bed, yell "Fuck this shit'" and run out the door.

All this self-hatred and projection ;_;

>>10865579
I'm not sure if that's how the posts were intented to be received.

>>10865579
No.

Chihaya is shit and we all hate her. And you. We hate you, too.

>>10865582
Chihaya is the female animu version of the average /jp/sie.

>>10865579
I think i'm pretty awesome, but i hate Chihaya anyway

You're all the male version of her. That's why you hate her.

>>10865602
/jp/ isn't flat-chested tough

Chihaya is okay. Second best idol.

>>10865594
>Chihaya is the female animu version of the average /jp/sie.
What are you trying to prove, and to whom? I'm not sure whether you're just a visiting asshole who's trying to reinforce his own worldview by making things up or someone who's actually mentally masturbating with this stuff.

Would you like to hear about my childhood?

>>10865626
>Would you like to hear about my childhood?
Go ahead.

>>10865635
Let's just say that my parents had decided that I don't have to see other children. I did, but it was extremely rare. I still vividly remember how my mother took me ice skating and I got to see another boy of my age. It felt magical. He offered me candy and I refused.

"Mom. Since I don't have any friends, could I get a cat?"
"No."
"But mom, why not?"
"Because I say so."
"But... why."
"You can't take proper care of one. Stop repeating yourself."

If I remember correctly, we repeated this discussion once or twice a year until I was about ten years old. I was always as careful and respectful as I could since the matter was so extremely important.

Nothing sensible was ever talked of. If I got interested in something and decided to ask about it, it was none of my business or just useless. Sugary and greasy treats were plentiful, though, so it kind of balanced it.

The boys at school were noisy, rowdy and kind of insolent. They were also dim: most of them couldn't even read. I often thought that they were being disrespectful towards almost everything so I often got into clashes with them. They were also mean to me because I didn't want to play ice hockey with them. I never learned how to skate.

I'm so dumb and lazy that I have only been fined once for accidentally bumping into another car. Unlike the smartest guy in the class, I was never punished at school. I once heard his mom call my mom an insane whore.

Nowadays I find doing things with deterministic finite automatons easier than thanking the cashier at the grocery store. I've literally never initiated a non-business conversation with a female person. School sex ed gave me the idea that I'm not worthy of them so I simply decided not to interfere.

I've always passed medical and developmental examinations perfectly. I've never seen a shrink.

>>10865775
As you can see, I'm nothing like Chi-chan.

>>10865775
>>10865779
You should look into suicide.

>>10865799
I'm a constructive person. I learn more every day.

>>10865579
It's proof your post is true when it gets 3 asswounded replies from 3 separate autists...

>>10865972
Please do not misuse medical terminology.

>>10865594
This is so true, I feel a bit sad.

Nevertheless, that's why I love Chihaya. Let's do our best to use our talents, everyone!

Interestingly enough, when you hate on Chihaya, you're simply projecting the hate you feel for yourself. After all, 3D individuals can't physically hate a 2D girl, can they?

>>10865977
>Interestingly enough, when you hate on Chihaya
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy

>>10865449
Would you consider a girl to still be pure if she was raped by another girl?

>>10865977
But I've never fapped to myself yet I fap to Chihaya all the time, please explain this

>>10865594
Don't be silly. Chihaya has a successful career.

>>10865991

>third-rate idol at a second-rate agency
>successful

>>10865522
Because she is, this shouldn't even be a question.

That's how bullies work, making fun of others for no reason so that they can feel better about themselves.

>>10866050
Sometimes there's a reason. If you're a constantly angry, draining, non-educated, non-cooperative opportunist who jerks off at rape porn all day 'erry day, the cosmic laws have functioned well.

Genuinely intelligent people have that certain something that simply prevents them from doing sufficiently harmful (for themselves or others) things. Amassed knowledge adjusts the location of that point. Even in countries where getting educated is not a choice between wage slavery and handsome life, people grind through all sorts of university degrees because why not.

I'm well aware of the fact that dropping out of the "pipe of properness" is a debilitating experience, especially without supportive relatives and friends, but an adult can crawl up from it. As long as you're not dead or a criminal monstrosity, there can be hope and beauty. Just don't destroy anything unless you have the skills and intention to rebuild it into something more beautiful.

>>10866201
Are you seriously advocating education as an end unto itself?

>>10866210
KERO KERO KERO

Better idol than Chihaya

>>10866201
Those with power want to stay in power, so they apply labels to those who keep them in power (but have no power themselves) in order to keep them subjugated. However, there is nothing inherently 'worse' about these individuals; in fact, the word 'worse' is only given meaning because these subjugated ones allow it.

In another sense, the only way that some feel 'educated' is by calling others 'uneducated'; the only way that they feel 'fulfilled' is by labelling others as 'unfulfilled'.

When looked at from a different perspective, the pyramid becomes a sphere, doesn't it?

>>10866455
Get that shite outta' here!

Chihaya a cute.

>>10866933
Are you trying to kill me

>>10866210
Yes, certainly and gladly. I'd be absolutely crazy not to.

>>10866866
Please don't pretend to be retarded. I wasn't talking about power, I was talking about civilization. It's always miserable to see zero-sum-players trying to masturbate with nonsense about power, money and status.

Consider how many people simply stop reading altogether once they get out of high school. The average westerner is capable of reading undergrad level soft sciences material quite smoothly. Intentional ignorance is for Africans.

Think about a person who goes through four or five decades of adulthood without reading any serious literature at all. He lives in a fantasy world of fear, religion and spoonfeeding.

I want to love Chihaya.

Why doesn't Chijaya just kill herself?

>>10867027
Because I love her.

Would it be worth watching IM purely for Chihaya?
I attempted to watch it when it came out but got bored after the first episode.

>>10867038
Watch it for Takane.

>>10865555

Quads confirmed for true end.

>>10867048
Takane actually has fans? She's seriously worse than Yukiho, she has zero appeal. How can you like someone with no personality?

>>10867061
She has personality. The anime just does a very poor job of showing it.

>>10867066
Then I'm not sure why you'd tell anyone to watch the anime for her when she is portrayed so awfully in it.

Out of curiosity, how is she different in the game? Or wherever you came to like her from.

>>10866989
Who do you think you're talking to, cracker?

You're even more conceited than my landlord. Your sweeping, absolute statements betray a lack of understanding of how things actually work. It's not so simple as 'always', 'never', 'only', and 'all'.

If I choose what is 'fantasy' to you, does this make one of us worth more or less? Who is to blame, and who is to judge?

I happen to believe in God, and participate in a church service each week. I am also interested in the sciences, and I have been studying Quantum Mechanics as a NEET this last year. However, this doesn't inherently make me 'better' or 'worse' than anyone else--and neither does my skin colour!

Back on topic--mai waifu Chihaya is looking as gorgeous as ever today!

>>10867097
In the games she is a soft-hearted crybaby who puts on a mysterious persona so people don't think badly of her. She also loves children.

>>10867110
>studying Quantum Mechanics
>believe in God, and participate in a church service

does not compute

>>10867257
He's probably just one of those "Intelligent Design" closet atheists.

>>10867257
I don't understand why I can't believe that all life didn't spontaneously generate itself from non-life, and instead believe that some supernatural entity ('God') that resides beyond our set of empirical dimensions is responsible for this. It seems a lot more logical to me. I understand that it may not seem logical to others, and that's fine.

As Voltaire said:

"In the beginning, God may have created man in his image, but man returned the favour!"

At least you lot have stopped with the racist slurs against Africans, though...

>>10867343
niggers

go home

>>10867343
That's because there wasn't a lot of niggers until you showed up.

>>10867343
you make the worst posts i've ever seen
stop

>>10867343
>I don't understand why I can't believe that all life didn't spontaneously generate itself from non-life

I'm not religious, but I've always found this weird too. I mean, why is Earth the only planet in our solar system with life on it? People will give all sorts of explanations like "the others are not suitable for life", but none ever satisfy me (I'm pretty sure there are many micro-organisms that can survive in extreme conditions, and Mars isn't even that extreme).
I currently have two theories: either there is some sort of threshold for local self-replication that starts the feedback cycle of evolution (since everything self-replicates if you want to think in terms of material surviving) OR the animals actually evolved from us and not the other way around (think backwards in time).

The first theorem sounds less far-fetched but think about the second one: typically there are many more ways to "un-evolve" than there are to evolve, so even if only the strongest survive, the cycle should reach a dead end pretty quickly because there will be less and less "better" adaptations, so WHY is life on Earth such a positive feedback loop that just seems to grow and go on and on? It does not seem natural at all to me and I want some better explanations for this shit.

I'm not challenging the theory of evolution, I just want the following explained (because "survival of the fittest" is NOT enough to explain these), preferably by someone who isn't an angry teenager who thinks he knows everything and throws inane insults around:

1) Why is there life only on Earth?
2) How do animals keep finding new adaptations forever and why don't they all look the same?

Ask an intelligent question, get a racist answer. Gotta' love my /jp/sie pals, ha ha!

At least we can agree on who our favourite idol is.

>>10867451
Yea.

Takane.

>>10867451
I know right?

Iori is simply amazing.

>>10867437
Maybe the reason that we haven't found any planets with life yet is because the only planets we have explored in depth are a handful within the solar system.

>>10867451
Thankfully, we have Miki.

WE LOVE MIKI
BRING OUT MIKI
WE LOVE MIKI
BRING OIT MIKI

>>10867483
>liking a slut

Have you got your Chihaya cycling suit yet /jp/?

>>10867461
No, it's Hibiki.

>>10867659
Indeed. Hibiki is the best idol.

>>10867659
Can't we just get along?

>>10867524
My 'white friend' showed me his Chihaya cosplay the other day--it's pretty legit!

>>10867864
too chesty

m-more aidorus

>>10864725
>Chihaya is superior in terms of voice, appearance, and personality
Oh wow.
No.
Not even close.

http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=432326
Now my life is (almost) complete.

>>10867451
You mean Anzu?
Time to obliterate this entire board.

>>10869992
Filthy secondary.

Chihaya is the saviour of /jp/--your jealousy is delicious! While you're at it, though, enjoy her perfect body...

Flat.

Is.

Justice!

JUSTICE!

>>10871393
If you're looking for flat in perfection, Iorin would be much better than Shithaya.

Chihaya is both the hero /jp/ deserves, and the waifu /jp/ needs.

Fortunately, though, /jp/ isn't really into 'waifus'...

>>10871393
Here's an example of a perfect body.

>>10871444
Did somebody say TRIPS???

I always knew Chihaya was perfect!

>>10871483
Let's all laugh at the tripfag!

Look at all that unnecessary, disgusting flab--you might as well be into 3DPD at this rate! Is her face so hideous that you'd rather not look at her?

>>10871483
That's not Miki.

>>10871499
There's no one as beautiful and pure as Mikimiki.

>>10871500
Here's a picture of her bending over. If being well endowed is unnecessary, why is Chihaya so envious of the girls that are? Reminds me of the fable of the fox who lost its tail.

>>10871522
Beautiful? Yes--she's third-best idol, after all.
Pure? Not a chance!
I know for a fact Miki doesn't take care of herself as well as Chihaya, and she's also behind the second-best idol, Hibiki.

>>10871545
Look everyone, it's a genderbent Yuuki Rito!

Seriously, that thing isn't even worth looking at, other than for comedic value!

Chihaya has a pretty voice for slow songs.

>>10871623
---> Chihaya practising.

>>10871522
How can you say that Miki is pure when she doesn't care if Producer sexually harasses or gropes her?

>>10871628
She's a good girl. How can you not appreciate her sexy body?

>>10871618
>hibiki
>pure

>>10871699
Nice dubs, dood.

Too much fat--do not want.

I'm after young, pure, virgin, flat-chested, underage Japanese shrine maidens with long hair, sexy legs, and a pretty face. Or Chihaya, since she's the best idol.

>>10871750
Why not go with an idol with a bigger bust such as e.g. Ryo?

>>10871868
No one cares about newidols

>>10865563
She might get seriously hurt if you don't have anything to break her fall. You better push her over the lava pit I prepared.

>>10871750
And Chihaya doesn't seem that pure to me.

>>10871750
>I'm after young, pure, virgin, flat-chested, underage Japanese shrine maidens with long hair, sexy legs, and a pretty face.
Me too without >flat-chested

I wish she was a bit flatter though.

>>10871868
>Ryo is a boy's name (Digimon).
>Ryo looks like a boy.

If I wanted to come out of the closet, I might consider it--for now, though, I'll stick with my perfect Chihaya-sama!

>>10872449
You are a nice person.
Hibiki is my 'number two' idol; she'd definitely be number one if it wasn't for Chihaya. I love everything about her except those large earrings, but I can live with that. Also, she's actually pretty flat, at least compared to Miki or Takane, her two singing partners. Most of the idols are pretty flat, though, so sometimes it gives the illusion that she has large breasts. I have yet to see Hibiki with breasts that are 'too large', though--girls from Okinawa are the best; maybe someday, I can visit there!

i want to get Chihaya pregnant and kiss her belly every day.

>>10872814
I wanna force her to have an abortion.

Why are so many of you so horrible towards Chihaya?

>>10872822
Because it's fun.

>>10872825
hidoi

>>10872822
Because they are jealous of her perfection. It's a bit sad, really. All of us would give anything to get just one 'ashikoki' from Chihaya, but some of us are too proud to admit it. What do I have to be proud of? Being a virgin NEET who touches himself all day to his own pencil drawings of Japanese schoolgirls? It's better just to be transparent with your waifu and let her give you a hot footjob!

>>10873183
>virgin NEET
Say what? We all professionals (docs, lawyers, accountants etc.) or professionals in training here to funpost. If Sean were here he'd also remind you we have plenty of partying, girl fugging 24/7 bros here as well.

Your kind were forced off these shores old one. Think it's time for you to leave too.

>>10873198
An actual professional wouldn't forget the verb in a sentence.
They'd also have much better things to do than surf /jp/ on the weekend.

>>10873239
Weekend clubbing, endless shopping for the wardrobe and other related activities that fit that mold is for the extroverted. Buyfagging plastic and online gaming is more like it. That still doesn't change the fact that there aren't many if any NEETs here and Chihaya is shit.

>>10873276
Bullies please go.

This room is reserved for NEET and Chihaya.

>>10872745
So are you, anon! Chihaya is actually my second favorite and Hibiki my first. She has a great voice

>I love everything about her except those large earrings,
Those earnings don't bother me. well. I usually don't notice them since I'll always end up looking into her eyes.

>Also, she's actually pretty flat, at least compared to Miki or Takane,
>So sometimes it gives the illusion that she has large breasts.
I know. It is usually the artist who give off the wrong idea. Her breasts are perfect to me in both the anime and game.

>I have yet to see Hibiki with breasts that are 'too large'
Apart from some fanart messing up the proportions completely.

>her two singing partners.
Hibiki and Chihaya are a great duo together as well. I absolutely love their master special CD and their Do-dai Remix B is heart attack inducing.

>maybe someday, I can visit there!
You and me both anon.

Rin is just a better version of Chihaya

>>10873532
Shibuki Ran is the superior version of that slut.

>>10873458
Back on topic:

I'm looking forward to Neptune: the Animation, where Imai-san will be voicing Noire.

Maybe also Love Lab, where Manami Numakura is involved...

>In Chihaya's true end in IM@S 2, Chihaya is losing her voice. She literally won't be able to sing anymore. Suddenly, a miracle happens and her throat is healed. Then a little bird flies towards you and says it is Chihaya's little brother that healed her from the afterlife.

Is Chihaya fueled by the souls of the damned?

>>10873577
She's like Kamille except not as girly.

>>10873532
No way! Chihaya has the better voice; not to mention the fact that she has SEX HAIR.

>>10873590
Chihaya is a necromancer that draws her power from the souls of the dead. That explains why many other idols find her so intimidating I guess.

>>10873662
>>10873681
I wouldn't go near such an obese slut. Standards, people, standards!

>>10873737
At first glance, she looks really hot, but when you look closer, you can see cellulite and bulges of fat leaking out... she might as well be 3D girl. I'm glad I've stayed faithful to Chihaya and her delicious flat chest.

>>10874048
Do you have an anorexia fetish?

I wanna look just like chihaya but I'm gross instead.

>>10874179
The prevalence of obesity in Western (especially United States) individuals has reached unprecedented levels, causing a shift in the perception of health and beauty. This is compounded by the motivation of many to view themselves as superior to others, and turn a blind eye their own shortcomings. What is viewed as 'average' and 'normal' is actually very far from what is actually optimal for the individual's wellbeing, and when comparing the purity and humility still revered as virtues in the East to the materialistic hedonism and selfishness that prevails in the West, it's no wonder that our collective consciousness has been skewed. The truth is, East or West, 3D is no match for 2D, and fat is no match for flat.

So, to answer your question, no, I don't have an anorexia fetish. I would love nothing more than to feed Chihaya a healthy bento each day that I prepared with loving hands. If I ever get bored of being a NEET, I might try and go into preventative medicine, but with such a beautiful and perfect waifu, it's unlikely!

>>10874292
I wonder if Chihaya is suffering from cancer cachexia. It would explain her figure. You might want to learn about chemotherapy.

Chihaya is very talented and beautiful.

>>10874353
gigs!bar has finally been drawn out

>>10874306
I bet everyone in this thread wishes they could get their weight down to Chihaya's, ha ha!

Anyways, until you eventually come around and are able to appreciate Chihaya's sexy legs, seductive waist, beautiful hair, and pretty face, I guess it's just more fun for the rest of us!

>>10874467
lewd

>>10874467
I love Chihaya so much. I fantasize about impregnating her all the time.

>you will never take chihaya on a date and make her feel as if she's loved and has a friend and then take her out to a cliff to "see the beauty" and push her off

>>10874467
Why was this file deleted? Mods must be a bunch of secondaries or something.

>>10875195
Chihiya's perfectly round, small, and slightly puffy nipples are not safe for work ;(

>>10875204
No one reads /jp/ at work.
No one who reads /jp/ even works, especially at 3 a. m. Sunday morning EST.

Is THIS illegal too?

People are retarded these days...

>>10871393
>Chihaya
>perfect body
>implying I am jealous of a trash compactor

I love your delusions. PLEASE keep them coming.

>>10875337
The mods here are really trigger happy...

this has been going on for far too long

>>10875422
>>10875466
Double doubles!

Oh, and Chihaya will continue to defeat Miki whenever they face each other... remember the day a year ago!

>>10875615
And now you pick on the poor poor Miki.
So you're jealous of Miki now, aren't you?
This is hilarious, I love delusional Chihayafags.

>>10875337
>No one reads /jp/ at work.
That's not the point. /jp/ is a SFW board. That means no nipples, no genitals, not even when using spoiler. We already know our Jani, when pushed, will push back a hell of a lot harder than we pushed him.

So settle down, take it easy, and let us have nice things. Follow the rules.

>>10875337
"Work safe" is a metaphor. Read the FAQ.

>>10876160
my god, a reasonable person on /jp/ for once!? I like you dude.

>>10874800
Considering how undernourished she looks I wonder if she has a regular period.

>>10876160
>We already know our Jani, when pushed, will push back a hell of a lot harder than we pushed him.

What the fuck are you talking about.

>>10876494
Fuck. 2009-2010 Hibiki fanart is so bad.

>>10876521

We didn't know about her latin roots back then.

>>10876530
>latin roots
That's a new one.

Wait a minute, I'm confused. Akemi Homura is voiced by Saitou Chiwa and Kisaragi Chihaya is voiced by Imai Asami. isn't it?

The greatest idol of all

>>10876801
She's not even the best raburaibu.

>>10876811
Wrong

>>10865565
You should just quit. At everything including life. Dad knows best.

>>10879065
Most perfect idol.

>>10862868

GODDAMNIT IF I SEE ANOTHER WHO HOMU HERE THREAD ON /jp/ I'M GOING TO PISS MY PANTS!

BRING OUT AWAKENED MIKI

BRING OUT AWAKENED MIKI

>>10879559
woah chill out homeboy

O

>>10883261
Is the inferior idol imagining that the pillow is Haruka's ass?

Chihaya can't even come close to even a pretty ok Daft Punk album

Would you go swimming with Chihaya?

>>10883702
I want to waterboard Chihaya.

Chihaya is too perfect for all of you sickos... I'm just happy that she condescends to allow me to call her my waifu--I have a good time with her every night--I massage her cute little breasts and cum all over her beautiful face. I don't have anyone to be jealous of, and neither does Chihaya.

>>10884416
The amount of delusion in this post is very high and professional. I like it, you seem to convince me that you are truly jealous of Miki, the true slayer of the imperfection known as Chihaya.

>>10885431

See

>>10875615

I think we already took care of this a year ago. however, if you need reminding, see the attached image.

¡Puta Barcelona!

>>10886996
>>10885431
>>10875615

That was a great night--everyone thought that Chihaya was the underdog, but she ended up victorious, for the second time!

>>10886996
>>10886999
And this is what happens when Chihayafags try to defend themselves when all they could provide is a mere result of a soccer game to prove that Chihaya is better. Keep at it Chihayafags, soon you will realise how pathetic Chihaya is and start worshipping brilliant idols like Minase Iori.

>>10888364
> MIKI'S B4RCEL0NA.
> Still this mad about losing to Bayern
4-0, bitch!