/jp/ - Otaku Culture

NOW LISTEN UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.

I WONT SUCK YOUR COCK I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY COCK DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK DICKS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO FUCK ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking FAGGOTS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

waaaawwwwwwwwww

>>10861872
kill yourself newfag

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>>10861883
Y u sage?

lurk moar

test
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>>10861872
Jump into real thing right away and start shitposting like these folks
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dont have a cow man
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FUCK you man you just destroyed the valuable piece of /jp/ HERITAGE that my thread was off the bottom of the board. But what would a newfag like you know about I swear to god m8 if i see yuo in real life you're fucking DEAD man you hear me, DEAD, that's spelled DEE EE AEE DEE.

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I want to rub their legs...

Which of their legs would you rub?

>>10861908
ebin benis dude wan fug?

>>10861909
keiichi

Welcome to /jp/! Don't mind these cockmonglers, I'll always be your friend if you are in need!

he's so cute he even sage his own thread. sure op you can stay but don't do it again.

>>10861912
DUDe
its a cauctsu not a dick

>>10861909
Second from right

>>10861914
Don't trust this asshole, he always try to trick people.

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>>10861919
He'll kick ur f*cking a*ses if you try that sh*t d00d.

>>10861918
What's the difference?

>>10861918
once i shoved a cocktus in my anus and it felt pretty good

>>10861932
Your mother should know, ask her.

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>>10861924
forgot my trip. Sorry about that guys.

>>10861935
She died from cirrhosis last year.

>>10861932
of is what the boy has
one is in the desert


>>10861934
this guy is a liar it would hurt too much

>>10861935
My mother died that way, please don't joke about it, it is a sensitive topic.

I'm scared.

>>10861939
Hey can you post a screenshot from an anime I like
I dont not hate the ones you post but i want One from the one I like
guess?

>>10861946
me too. This isn't the /jp/ I used to lurk

>>10861948
Wow I posted again!

>>10861947
HOW ABOUT YOU BACK THE FUCK OFF AND LET ME HANDLE THIS SHIT IN PEACE

>>10861946
>>10861948
Don't worry friends
We are having fun because OP is a fraud

>>10861941
What if boy is in the desert?

>>10861950
Sorry about that guys, forgot my trip yet again.

>>10861947
is it touhou?

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>>10861955
As you wish my good sir.

>>10861957
but how can you be certain?

Imagine a cute little 20 year old dude who lives alone because he's afraid of people having been bullied since elementary school, finally reaching out to an internet community he has lurked for over a year, and being greeted like this.

Bullying is wrong.

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>>10861964
If OP isn't fine with /jp/ having fun then what is the point of everything

>>10861968
the purpuse of this board is not to have fun, but rather to determine the most popular response to wch 2hu wd u fug? I had dinner with moot and ZUN the other day and they agreed

Want to feel special?

Just remember
NO 1 on /.jp/ has every had your post number expect you

Holy shit I clicked on this board by mistake this is easily in the same tier as /mlp/ and /pol/ for terrible containment boards.

I now suddenly understand how the worst parts of /v/ and /g/ think, and it terrifies me.

how long do i have to lurk before posting?

>>10861990
5 years

>>10861990
fake

>>10861989
9

>>10861992
sage goes in every field newfag

>>10861992
Yes I got a 9, watch me get another

>>10861989

Holy shit I just read this post by mistake this is easily in the same tier as livejournal and wordpress for terrible blogshit.

I now suddenly understand how attention whores think, and it terrifies me.

>>10861997
prove it.

>>10861998
>bateman_with_blue_balls.tiff

>>10862001
devil's proof

>>10862009
no
you post just the normal sage in an old thread and it should bump if youre right

>>10861998
Is it too late to post this now?

Any oldfags such as myself in this thread right now? Want to talk about the good old days?

good thread
reverse saged

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counter sage

>>10862027
counter reverse sage

I jumped into OPs momma

>>10862020
what part of "reverse sage" don't you understand, cockconquerer

a moment of silence for the thread that this guy replaced

>>10862033
lalalalallalalalalsksadiohsudihfspifvhdof
dont tell me what to do

bump

>>10862036
your interference is like small bug in big planet meaningless in the long run but importangt on it's own

/jp/ truly is #1 at meta shitposting.
I've never seen such a thing.

Too bad it's still shit, and you should all feel bad for participating in this thread.

>>10862045
<felio taking a solid shtie on youre inlaws

>>10862045
Does anyone have this image without the text? It is a very pretty picture of a very cute 2hu

>Tfw realizing there is nothing even remotely redeeming about this board
>I have wandered into literally the worst cesspit of 4chan

/pol/ can be funny and /mlp/ has that one artist with the qt3.14 big titty black Rarity

What does /jp/ have? Nothing. Literally nothing. Less than nothing. It's all shitposting, and anything that isn't shitposting is saged and reported, with deletions + bans from the moderation team. /jp/ takes the crown as the first board with institutionalized shitposting. Congratulations.

Best thread on /jp/

>>10862053
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-still-shitposting-even-if-you-are-being-ironic

>>10862054
the joke is that /pol/ and /mlp/ are not contenders for "worst board" to begin with

>>10862054
<le sity of you

SHITPOSTING IS THE BREAD ND BUTTER OF THIS BOARD FEGGET

Mods on /jp/ as shitposters enjoy themselves.

>>10862064
How so? They are both containment boards specifically intended to draw certain types of people into one long incestuous shitpost orgy, keeping them too busy with merchants and doxy updates to fuck up other boards.

Then again I guess /jp/ is a containment board for /a/ and /g/

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>>10862072
stop FUCKING saging my thread

>>10862062
thanks dood

The last time I make threads like this I am banned.

So, good luck.

>What does /jp/ have? Nothing. Literally nothing. Less than nothing. It's all shitposting, and anything that isn't shitposting is saged and reported, with deletions + bans from the moderation team. /jp/ takes the crown as the first board with institutionalized shitposting. Congratulations.
I like jp
tis a fun place

>>10862078
spoken like a true 4channer :^)
catch you later at /v/, brototype

>>10862079
you're not the OP, please stop posing as me. Why would I even be complaining about having the thread sage'd, I sage'd the OP for crying out loud.

/jp/ is reclining.

>>10862084
/jp/ is the easiest board to get banned from posting with.

They server filtered my trip the last time I posted here. The mod is a real faggot.

>>10862088
I'll see you there m9 ;3

>>10862088
translate it weebs

>>10862100
>the pleasure of coming indoors
You're welcome ^_^

In a land where shiteposting is the norm, is shiteposting really shiteposting?

>>10862033
I stopped scrolling for a sec when I read this post

>>10862114
It's really more like Funposting

>>10862086
wut i meant to respond to this post

Now I don't remember with what.

/jp/ likes dating sims right? Of course you do, you lonely neckbeards. You love dating sims. This is a special one.

nice Ыog dude

>>10862115
I played this game, overrated mainstream piece of shit, would not speedrun, would not recommend

>>10862125
>mainstream

I don't think that means what you think it does, and I've seen a lot of weird shit.

>>10862115
I'd wager you're actually a /jp/sie in disguise, knowing just how to misuse spoiler tags, post with reaction images, and flaunt outdated Tumblr games.

>>10862128
Was featured on a JAPAN YOU SO CRAZY list on Cracked. Way too mainstream now.

Right in the feels /jp/?

>>10862129
Ho ho ho ho?

I'll never tell

>>10862099
And I hope s/he will continue to do so.

Shitposting is borderline acceptable but tripfags definitely aren't, Xordox &cie excluded. Though, it's still funny to see the likes of you trying to justify how /jp/ is shitty and should be deleted on a monthly basis.

>>10862133
>Too mainstream now

Nothing ever becomes "too mainstream" until a sequel is made for the new audience, you filthy fucking hipster. You can't go back in time and make Fallout mainstream because it got sold on GoG during the Fallout 3 hype parade.

>>10862140
I don't want /jp/ deleted. Its existence makes /g/ usable and somewhat lessens the Sony / Nintendo console pressure on /v/.

Birds have hands.

>>10862129
I'd wager you're wrong!

>Ho ho ho ho?

>I'll never tell

/jp/ is to 4chan, as _____ is to Europe.

These three accost you on the street and demand your wallet. What do ye do?

Oooh that's good I'm going to make it a shitposting thread on /v/

>>10862157
>Implying I'm not imitating Fat Bird

>>10862160
France, the criterion being "part of".

>>10862149
The last thing I would do if /jp/ was deleted would be ending up in even bigger cesspools like /v/ or /g/

>>10862163
>He still thinks /jp/ isn't the literal worst board!

>>10862161
Pigeons are very small.

Fat bird drawn like one of your french girls by /v/

>>10862168
Who are you quoting?

>>10862172
That's just too easy.

>>10862170
>Implying they're not giant

Look at that frame of reference.

Also this nigga rapes and murders the protagonist but maybe not in that order

>>10862115
In all honesty, the most notable upside of /jp/ is the lack of people who post like this guy, as well as fans of "4chan culture"

That, and the eternal laidback attitude

>>10862177
>He thinks /jp/ has any upsides!

That excuses the sages, reports, and mod deletion of threads about feudal castle design and archery, right? I thought this was /jp/ - Japanese C-

Oh

They renamed the board to institutionalize the shitposting

Fat Bird is Best Bird

>>10862188
>That excuses the
Do you understand what an "upside" means?

>>10862188
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-are-you-quoting

>>10862194
>who are you quoting came from /jp/

I'm actually mad right now. That stupid fucking phrase was shitposted all over /v/ for weeks.

>>10862192
Yes. And /jp/ has none because all of the posting is shitposting.

Best burdbando

Worst burdbando

>>10862198
>And /jp/ has none
Your "that excuses" rant a few posts ago implies that what I've mentioned is correct, but doesn't overrule all the downsides
Unless you're intentionally backpedaling, we're both aware that /jp/ does have its upsides that no other "cultural" board has

>>10862210
No upsides. That is all.

>>10862218
I rest my case (>>10862177)

>>10862198
I bet you like ironic shitposting. Because that came from /jp/ too.

>>10862222
This is what I think of /jp/

ugh why did the best thread on /jp/ get turned into the worst thread, tripfag pls go

>>10862228
How surprisingly kind

>>10862234
God fucking damnit

Go date some goddamned pigeons

>>10862238
Those birds bite hard

As it turns out the house-rolled poker game I was staying up for isn't until another two hours due to some crazy American-European clock thing, so I'm going to bed.

>>10862247
I don't like these screenshots because you always know which person took the screenshot. Sometimes it ruins the image knowing that someone set up a joke, then thought they were so funny that they should screenshot it and post it on their Tumblr.