/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll participate this time around.

I wish I had a yukkuri ;_;

>>1085925
BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY HANDS WHAT THE SHIT

>>1085930
I think you might want to take your words back...
It is still time for that.

>>1085932
Magic?

>>1083768

epic trolling

I hope for 2nd season in which the cycle continues

Thanks to the Anon for the translation.

01

03

END

>>1086421
Fixed the "What's the matter?" bubble.

Translation request for this short. Apparently it might not make sense if you translate it to English, but I'd still like to see what they're talking about.

Anyone want to translate this gigantic comic? It has to do with yukkuris becoming drooling, even more retarded blobs when bean paste is removed, and return to normal when placed back in.

>>1086557
1) Yuyu-!
2) Yugyaaaaa!
3) Top bubble: Reibu'z legz...
Scream: Yuyu-!
words without bubble: I can'd move!
4) Take it easy!!! (Friend~)
5) A HOLE IN REIMU'S HEAAAAAAAD
6) Yu-gigi-yuguu...
7) Reibu's bwean bazde
8) Nwoooo, don' ead id...
9) yuggu...yuggu...yuggu...
10) yu-yu-yu-
11) Yu?
12) Yuyu? I got well easy!!
13) I can take it easy again~

REMIRYA! GRRRRRR

>>1086734
Anyone else wanna edit this one? It's almost time to head for bed so I can't do it.

>>1086557
>>1086734
>>1086772
I'll do it.

>>1086786
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BUDDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

This looks like a pretty interesting experiment.

>>1086492
Here's a larger version. Anyone interested in providing a translation?

Who the heck is the artist of "Yukkuri No More"? Someone must have found the site or bought the comic (Wherever the heck it came from) in order to get the comic in the first place.

>>1087314
Wait a minute...

In Yukkuri No More, Yukkurisa goes psycho, right? And in the one with the treadmill, Yukkurisa kills a Yukkureimu before killing the other Yukkureimu + Marisa.

But in the fishing one, the Yukkurisa gets eaten. Is this the same Yukkurisa? I think it might be since on one page, the Yukkurisa has a black shadow thing over her eyes when she watches them get bullied.

Pic related.

yukkuris can reproduce, you know..

>>1086946
What would happen if the Yukkureimu was transplanted with bean paste from a different type?

Koakuma~

>>1088627
In a certain fanfic, the factory guys inject a Reimu's bean paste into a Remirya. It screams, dies, and sprouts a branch with Remiryas and Reimus.

Might as well bump this. Perhaps we'll see more summaries from Summary Anon.

>>1087414
Who knows? It may be.
But remember: the Yukkurisa in the treadmill part and Yukkuri No More brainwashes Alice. Perhaps it eventually left (I like to think this returned Alice to normal), and the fishing part takes place.

Wriggle Yukkuris are neat.

Here's some simple sketches by that other Chinese artist.

>>1087092
Also, hoping for a translation for this one. Their smug faces at the end are both interesting and irritating,

This is from the chinese artist, I edited this at pooshlmer.

I believe it continues, but those 12 pages are all I have. Anyone can help?

Page 02.

Page 03.

Page 04.

Page 05.

>>1089290
Needs 13...

Page 06.

...14...

Page 07.

...and 15

Page 08.

Page 09.

Page 10.

Page 11.

Page 12.

But hey, thanks a LOT for those three pages. I still have the 'alternate ending' I might do at a point too.

In case you're the editor, you probably have no problem if I try to get Gaku Gaku to add this to the grand Touhou archive. Unfortunately, chances are they'll veto against me like they did with Yukkuri no More, but I'll try anyway.

>>1089327
I'm an editor, but not for the comic you posted.
Also, I had three pages untranslated. Thank you for posting those.
Also, what alternate ending?

Alternate ending / omake here. It fits in page 9 or so.

I have the translation from chinese in a text file along those, I'll eventually do these and try to touch the gray levels too while I'm at it.

Page 02.

>>1089327
The three pages popped up suddenly so /jp/ translated it and I edited it out. I'd definitely recommend for you to finish the alternate ending.
>>1089337
tl;dr Yukkurisa NOM NOM children

I hope it is a GOOD ENDING this time.
(GOOD ENDING for us, I mean: Yuyuko finds the rebel Yukkurisa. OM NOM NOM ensues)

Alternate ending page 03 and done.

4 things left to translate from the marble black and white guy and all of his work so far will be complete.

Both of them are two parters.

01

I wonder what is Yuyuko doing to Yukkurisa here
Is she plucking an unborn koyukkurisa from it?

02

>>1089371
Looks like "yu, yu" and "ribbit, ribbit" or whatever sound frogs make.

2nd comic, probably a Jojo reference.

01

>>1089382
02
And that's it. If the above four are translated, I'll share a .rar file with all of the translated things.

Did anyone save that story starring the "Good Alice"? You know, the one that killed its lover and avenged its friend by killing other Yukkuri Alices?

there's really no such thing as "good" Alice

a good natured Alice is simply an Alice that hasn't awoken to its true nature

over time it WILL lose its reasoning and rape another Yukkuri

A Yukkurisa is running away from a Remirya. It has just eaten its friends, and it's the last one. The Remirya is steadily closing in, but eventually, they both trip over a tree root. The Marisa smashes its face against the trunk, but the Remirya falls hard and breaks al four of its limbs. Marisa seizes the chance, and stomps the Remirya to death while screaming about revenge for its friends. After it's done, its celebration is cut short by the fact that its hat is tattered, and no longer fit to wear. It falls into despair, until it notices that the Remirya's hat is intact. It puts it on, and heads home to brag to its family. On the way, it meets an Alice that's usually stalking it. Today, however, the Alice says "Take it easy there, okay!!? Don't come here, okay!!?" Perplexed, it goes home, where its family shows the same reaction, and flees the scene. Confused and ready to cry, it chooses to stay in the nest, waiting for its family to return. It eats some food, and cries itself to sleep. The next morning, it hears the voice of its mother. It goes out to check, but it sees that the rest of the herd is with it. All of them, more than a hundred, gang up on the evil Remirya that invaded their nests, with the mother dealing the final blow. After they're done, the mother wonders why its eldest kid hasn't returned yet. Suddenly, upon staring at the corpse they just smashed, it wonders. Do Remiryas have bean paste inside? Do Remiryas have blond hair? It then sees the ribbon it had once given its child, and understands the horrible truth. The other kids ask it what's wrong, but instead of crying and screaming, it has chosen another option: to shut its brain down, permanently.

>>1089594
Still...I'd still like to see that story that was posted from whoever wrote it. It was definitely an interesting read.
>>1089454
So once again, if anyone has that story saved or if it was original, than can the original author post it?

>>1089454

In the Hakurei shrine, Reimu, Marisa and Alice (human) and Reimu and Alice (yukkuri) are watching over their friend Yukkurisa, who inecplicably grew tendrils and fainted. When it wakes up, it smiles faintly at everyone, but screams and faints again when it sees the Alice. It turns out that it had been gangraped by a bunch of Alices. Normally, it would have died, but it was very robust due to its training with Marisa. Here, we're given a distinction; there are good and bad yukkuris of every kind. Good Alices are haughty but intelligent and loyal, whereas bad Alices form rape troupes. That night, yukkuri Alice asks Alice for permission to go out. It obviously wants revenge against the Alices that raped its friend. Alice offers to go with it, but it refuses. It goes to where Yukkurisa was raped, and finds the same Alices gangraping a Reimu. It's almost dried up, and the Alices have raped and squashed the newborns as well. Our Alice then approaches them, and rapes one of them until it splits open. Two more try to rape it, but it vibrates so hard that it splits them open as well. Soon, most of them were either dead or almost. It then goes back to Alice's home, where Alice had stayed up all night. It didn't want her to come along because yukkuri affairs should be solved between yukkuris, and because it didn't want her to see its ugly past. It was also a "bad Alice" in the past. Alices vibrate much faster than other yukkuris, and for that reason, their partner during mating often dies. When our Alice tried to mate with a yukkuri it loved, it ended up crushing it. After that, Alice ended up hating and cursing everything. The ones who saved it were Alice, who took it home, and Yukkureimu and Yukkurisa who became its friends. For those friends, it was willing to use that hated ability. Half a year later, this Alice had built a mausoleum from rocks, using the filling of bad yukkuris as mortar. That mausoleum became known as a paradise for good yukkuris.

needs more forced impregnation stories

You know what story was good? The one with the butterfly Yukkureimu (was it Yukkureimu?)

>>1089657

In part 2, the yukkuri Alice goes berserk because it repressed its lust for too long

Overpowered by lust, it mistakes yukkurisa for another yukkuri Alice and rapes yukkurisa to death

>>1086816

>>1089683
Oh fuck, you're STILL going with your phone?

How can the Yukkuris "rape" if they have no reproductive organs?

>>1089676

The Akyu one?

I have saved, but the resolution is too large for 4chan

http://img394.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1217776944323ib7.png

>>1089683

>>1089689

they rape each other by forcibly rubbing their face on another

apparently this makes the receiving one pregnant

Keep up the good work guys.

When the translation is done, please compile it and rapidshit it.

>>1089657
SUCCESS

Thank you so much. I thought I stored it in the Yu.doc but I was wrong. Thanks again.

>>1089741
Corrections since I didn't notice the messed up wording in the 2nd last paragraph.
>>1086816
>>1089683
>>1089705

Anyone with some skills in editing wanna try this one? I don't think I'd be handle this one, especially since I have no idea how to produce borders around fonts with GIMP.

I preferred it back when it was just Makako's stuff. Now it's getting more and more convoluted.

>>1089724
I remember a story about Cirno teaching some Koyukkuris a song. They are then taken by the factory, so Cirno fishes to earn money to buy the manju and hears one of them singing part of the song and then becoming silent. Can't remember if it was a translation or OC, but it isn't in Yu.doc. Anyone else have it?

>>1089797
Seconded. That one is beyond my skills

Stupid question, but the artist for Yukkuri no More and Yuyuko ate my Bwawies! are the same, right?

http://www8.atwiki.jp/yiukkuri_izime/

All the links down the left side with 'AA' in them are full of bullying ascii, but I can't figure out what is going on in most of them. If you can, enjoy.

>>1090187
> All the links down the left side with 'AA' in them are full of torture ascii, but I can't figure out what is going on in most of them. If you can, enjoy.

fixed

>>1090208
Yeah . . . It could be that my experiences as a nerd in our public school system were just far tamer than most, but I wouldn't categorize murdering someone's family in front of them as bullying.

However, to argue or get worked up about this from any angle is to ignore the first principle of all things yukkuri.

>>1090155

Yukkuri no More is drawn by a Japanese
Yuyuko ate my Bwawies is drawn by a Chinese

we filthy westerners have some good stories as well

but no one is willing to draw them

This one is pretty depressing. Ah, yukkuris taking it hard.

I find it ironic that the oh-so-wicked Reimu is shown to be so friendly towards Yukkuri.

>>1091783
It's trying to kill itself, poor thing.

This is just horrible guys, seriously.

>>1091805

>>1091805
>>1091809

I LOL'D

I still hate Reimu for saving that one-eyed yukkurisa.

>>1091806
I might find that depressing, except that a yukkuri trying to kill itself that way makes no sense at all. Makes me think she just saw some guy hanging from a tree and is stupidly trying to imitate him

>>1091850
Seconded

>>1091809
In b4 some underageb& shoops Kamina's glasses

>>1091801

Reimu isn't wicked, she's just hax, so obviously she would like some other aberration in the code, like a Yukkuri.

I hate happy endings where the Yukkuri lives.
I wish Yuyuko found that Yukkurisa and finished it for good, but no.
Damn those Chinese artists. Damn them to hell

Did someone mention Kamina?

>>1091909
Blame socialism. The reds are protecting yukkuris!

>>1091916
Pierce it easy!

Worse than bad endings (the yukkuri lives happily ever after) are the mindfuck endings (the yukkuri manages to psychologically break a human)
Yukkuri no More is a classic example. I hope it never repeats itself.

>>1091964
Holy shit. I didn't realize the bottom part of this image had Kamina stuff attached. Great!

Also, bullying yukkuris seems like the best idea since wouldn't they last longer?

>>1091962
Their bean paste must have some sort of psychotropic agent that turns humans into beanpastlusting maniacs... The reason for such absurd(as in, it doesn't helps the species at all) characteristic? No clue.

>>1092001
That, or they just have crying moe.

>>1092001
Then, Yuyuko would be a raving maniac by now.
Oh wait...

>>1091916

China is the only good yukkuri.

>>1092030
Yuka is the only good yukkuri.

>>1092030

Delicious yukkuris, you must eat them.

I love this face...

Are there any comics with Patchouli yukkuris? It'd be lol if she was the only one with human-level intelligence.

>>1092189

Patchoulis can only say mukyuuu

>>1092189
Unfortunately, no
I wish there were more, though. The one I saw in Yukkuri no More was somewhat cute

The only yukkuri I wouldn't bully is the kimeemaru, they freak me out.

>>1089262
HAHAHA OH WOW

>>1092325
Kill them immediately

>>1092189
There is one where a yukkuri patchouli leads an army of assorted yukkuris against a yukkuri Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Huh, how many people wouldn't kill or bully ANY Yukkuri? It seems like there's always at least one or two that even the nicest person would love to just crush.

>>1092451
POST IT!

>>1092480
I think they're lovely little moeblobs and I would never hurt one. But then again, not everyone has gone through a gurofag phase, so maybe that has something to do with it.

>>1092480
Only very psychologically powerful humans/youkai can show resistance to the crying moé

>>1092485
woops

It looks like I didn't save it, oh well.

>>1092505

-Remirya's babies-

U~ U~

U-U~!
Remirya's babiez!
U-U~!

U~! Why you eated them!?
They're Remirya's babiez!
They're nod food!

Zaguya~!!! Zaguya~!!!

>>1092505
Either it doesn't exist, or it's by that shitty artist who scans on grey paper. I am no longer taking it easy.

>>1092546
Fuck yeah! Courier New!

>>1092568
Forgot the title. Also, removed artifacts.

>>1092480
Sanae is it, really. If you don't count the time she beat a pregnant yukkuri with a baseball bat to give it an abortion out of love.

Hm, I haven't seen any Yukari Yukkuri. There are a few others I haven't seen, but that's the one I notice most.

Also, I wouldn't hurt the Yukkuri, although if they started flooding my yard I'd probably try to lead them away. I couldn't stand having a swarm of them around.

Lastly, Yukkuri are made of bean paste and something else that I forgot. Would vegetarians/vegans be able to eat them? I think it'd depend on a "health" vegan versus "moral" vegan thing, but it seems like a strange thought.

Fuck jpegs.

>>1092548
You can find it on pooshlmer if you look hard enough. It is something of a paintjob, but it's still rather good for that.

>>1092598

How do Remiryas give birth?

-Yukkuricar-

Wow! I'm going fast while taking it easy!

I fweel ziiiiiiick! Zdob it eajyyyyyyy!

(After stopping)

WHY CAN'T I GO BOING BOING!!?

>>1092621
Accidentally saved it as a .jpg again.

>>1092618
Like the other yukkuris, usually by the branch method, although I just saw an ASCII depiction of the birth canal method.

>>1092621
You're translating ASCII art? That's a pretty good idea. Also, is you're jpg file more clear than the png file, or is it just me?

>>1092621

>>1092618
Like other Yukkuris do: through tendrils, by spiting its koyukkuris out through its mouth or through a birthing channel (seen in >>1089295, although it is unknown where do Remiryas have this birthing channel)

I haven't seen these reposted once.

Oh ho, it appears yukkuri jokes have surfaced.

-A Cirno was hopping on an icy lake, shouting "8! 8! 8!". A Yukkurisa that was passing by asked it what it was doing. "It's really fun!!!" "Really!!? Then Marisa will do it too!!!" Boing, boing. "Eight, cold, slippery, falling, help m-" Splash. The Cirno keeps bouncing, only now it's shouting "9! 9! 9!"

A family of Yukkurisas is eating.
-Mommy, mommy, I don't like locusts!!!
-Stop being fussy and eat your food!!!

-Mommy, mommy, I don't like big sis!!!
-Stop being fussy and eat your food!!!

>>1089973 here
Finally found it on the archive.

>>1092652
What archive? thewaterducts? One of the touhou boards?

>>1092652
I had to google to find the connection between manjuu and yukkuris.
Apparently, yukkuris are simply living manjuu with the form of a Touhou head.
>master of the obvious.jpg

>>1089301

How could a yukkuri bite that hard?

>>1092660
Doesn't exist.

>>1092673
Dramatic flair can give anything superpowers.

>>1092643
The jpg version has artifacts, maybe it's just my settings, but I'll go with the png for now.

It should also be noted that many yukkuri pictures, including many of Makako's, were inspired by ASCII art.

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Alice! Alice! Look, look!

This is Alice without a ha-

Hatless yukkuri, drop dead easy! (bash bash)
Zdoooob!!! Whyhyhyhyyyyyyy!!?

Marisa~ Marisa~

>>1092673
I guess the artist ignored canon.

>>1092683

>>1092673
A dangerous animal chases you. You'll find yourself running at near superhuman speeds.
This is more or less the same

I guess we are near the image limit now.
Good job, translators, editors and other participants!

>>1092673
Is that Reimu's blood or the Yukkurisa's beanpaste?

>>1092752
With injuries like that, it's probably both.

>>1092752
Reimu's blood.
Now that I think of it, if she lost that much blood, yukkuri bitings are surely very dangerous to small animals/children. Much more than dog's bites, I daresay.

Yuyuko wasn't as damaged as Reimu when the Yukkurisa bit her.
Perhaps it is not as dangerous as it seems (yukkuri bites you, you bleed like hell)

>>1092683
Will you be translating more in the next thread, ASCII Anon? This kind of yukkuri stuff is interesting.

>>1092823
Sure, I have a few ready. I'll post them on the next thread.

>>1092889

>>1092813
Maybe it's just bean pate, it's easier to image that yukkurisa's teeth suck into her own mouth than that it hurt Reimu...

>>1088641
that's making me laugh more than it should

>>1092955

True, plus yukkurisa received a bean paste transfusion so she could still be leaking. Plus it's hard to imagine something biting Reimu and Reimu not nuking it to hell in anger.