/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's the deal with the balloons? Looks like what drug smugglers stuff up their butt.

I don't have enough money to be buying gifts for anybody. I barely have enough to eat.

Is it a good idea to mail perishable food like that?

I'd probably send fake drugs and tip the FBI beforehand

I asked if anyone wanted me to send them any baked goods and they told me no. I could even get a loli to help and record us making the cookies if you wanted.

>>10852104
Improvised packing material?

>>10852101
>posting yo address on 4chan

>>10852101
That's really cute. What a nice guy.

>>10852113
It's in a sealed container, it should be fine I guess.

>>10852123
Makes sense. That's kind of clever.

What's on the burned CD/DVD?

Im glad you enjoyed the package :)

>>10852104
i used baloons because i didnt have anything else remotely similar to packing material on hand, and i had a lot of balloons left over for a previous project.

>>10852113
mailing food is fine as long as you get it out quick and seal it properly.

I still have monster hunter freedom unite (psp), phantasty star portable (psp), and negima vol 23 that i dont need... also still looking for that neptunia mk2 card deck.

Hand-drawn decorated box, delicious cookies, a burned CD, a game, and a patchy... This package is cute as HECK, dude. I hope someone is able to find his neptunia cards, because he seems like a good guy.

this is a warmhearted thread.

That's fucking kawaii.

But I wouldn't even approach a package sent by a /jp/sie, dunno how you dared to open it, if I ever received something with a flanfly drawing on it, honestly, I'd toss it out the window as soon as possible.

cheeeeen guy, I still have the pin you gave me and also the letter.
Your handwriting is really cute, it's been like what, 4 years? 3?

I would lick the opening of the balloon. It will be an indirect kiss with a /jp/er. Lick it.

>>10852164
Or even better: breathe in the air in the balloons.

>>10852164
Lewd

>>10852101
>http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10803418
Reading that thread I am surprised at how many /jp/sies waste money on tinker toy AR-15 mattel guns

Just buy a nugget and be happy with it

>>10852162
sorry, that wasn't me :( hope that guy shows up for you though!

i forgot to mention in my last post, if you want any of that stuff, just email me so we can work out the details.

I remember sending a couple dakimakuras to anons on here a year or two ago. I don't remember if they ever followed up. I hope they enjoyed them.

>>10852162
It's gotten all rusty now though.
Any other /jp/sies still have the gifts they got from him?

I wish someone could send me something just like
they did with OP.... ;_;

I wouldn't eat anything from /jp/. they probably put semen in the cookies.

>>10852104
I laughed

>>10852108
It's not to go out and buy things, just if you have extra lying around, or something you no longer care for.

>>10852122
No, you contact them through email.

>>10852134
The soundtrack.

I'm looking around my room and the only things I can really find to send that would be even remotely /jp/ related are:
- An old dubbed DVD of F/SN that I bought while drunk
- A partial copy of the Dao De Ching that I am copying by hand as an exercise in meditation (finished chapter 61 tonight)
- Three pairs of used panties

That's it I guess

>>10852180
Want some of my excess semen?

>>10852181
I think I'd trust a /jp/sie. At least one that takes the time to make something nice.
I'd assume all the shitheads are too lazy to actually create something, and anyone who would actually go through the trouble is legitimately just wanting to do something nice.

A couple years back, a /jp/er that I hardly knew (FumoSenpai, I think, was his trip when he used one?), sent me a fumo Youmu. I still cherish her to this day, though shes still my only one. Deep down, /jp/ really is a kind place.

When I first bought my Japanese Xbox 360 I got a couple of $20 cards for the Microsoft Points before I found out they can only be used on American Xbox's. I lost one but still have the other. Tried to give it to my roommate but he doesn't want it.

It's scratched off but the number is unused. I'd rather give it to a /jp/sie than do nothing with it.

Would anyone want some Griffon 2hu figs? I have Marisa, Patchy, Tewi, Flan and Shikieiki. I need to make some room for better figures. I was going to try and sell them, but that's such a pain.

>>10852185
how about a figurine of stocking? I would love that very much.

>>10852198
which flan do you have? i was looking for the leviathan one to go with my gungnir remilia.

>>10852202
Just the normal one, not leviathan. Sorry.

If I sent myself to you would you pay shipping?

I'm afraid I don't have anything to give, but I could just write a letter to someone. Anyone interested?

>>10852200
I don't have a figurine of Stocking.

I do have lots of semen to share.

>>10852203
i could still use a patchy to complete my alice, marisa triangle though. Anything you'd want in return by any chance? i cant guarantee id have whatever you wanted but i could try. anything from possible games or even baked goods?

Not /jp/ related, kill yourselves.

>>10852207
If I wasn't paranoid about handing out my real name and P.O. box number to someone over the internet I'd totes go in on some pen pal fun times.

I like the idea of this. I have some figures I'm not all that attached to, and I've been wanting some good videogames i can't afford at the moment. The only problem is I'd probably spend as much on shipping the figure somewhere than I would if I had just bought the game on Amazon.

So I like the idea but it seems kind of infeasible.

>>10852213
Nah, I don't much have anything specific I want. If you wanted to send me something, that's cool, but I don't need anything. Send me an email and we can work it out.

>>10852218

/a/ has done stuff like secret santa and valentines day exchanges for a few years now, with as far as I know, no mishaps. I don't think you should be so paranoid. What's a /jp/er going to do?

>>10852225
But you see you are on /jp/ where crazy wwww is the norm

/jp/ really is the nicest and cutest ;_;

>>10852233
get fucked dork

I want a DVD of a jpsie crossdressing as their favorite touhou mailed to me.

It's not too much to ask, is it?

>>10852238
go back to /a/

>>10852232
Also I am even too paranoid to take pictures with my phone for fear that /jp/sie superhackers might do some techno wizardry and find out my name and what loli doujinshi I fap to

So I guess that explains that. I apologize for my psychoses getting in the way of connecting through letters, the purest and most innocent of communications media

>>10852232

I think you are looking too much into it. I doubt any /jp/sie would shit in a sock and mail it to somebody, or send them poisoned cookies or anything like that. At worst you would just get nothing in return.

I mean, why would a NEET go out of his way just to make somebody unhappy?

>>10852239
Buy me the outfit and we'll talk

>>10852101
Dude, are you dude or what? Your hands look like girl's.

How the fuck can someone give the address to a /jp/sie?

>>10852225
>>10852232
To put this into perspective, we've had Tokiko's and milk's addresses for a while now and nothing has happened to them. I think a random /jp/sie would be fine.

Funny enough, I was at a convention, and due to various things I'll sum up as "I'm an idiot", I bought a figure that I don't want. It's that chick from that one anime that involved people losing their souls or something? She's got red hair. I'd say exactly what, but I forgot where I put it at the moment.

So as you can see, I'm not exactly invested in keeping it, and I'm sure there's some /jp/ home that is.

I have boxes of mica and rose quartz. Its not very /jp/ but its pretty. I also have baby bunnies, but I don't want to ship them.

any drawfags out there? Mail me your summons and I'll mail you mine.

>>10852251
I work in politics

The first thing you find when you google my name is my twitter account that I use to communicate with party supporters

>>10852286
you could always use a fake name. just say your name is John Paul, or JP for short. im sure if you really had an aversion to giving out your name no one would mind. All you need to mail something is a first name anyways.

Anyone here wanna send me a figurine? Anything will do. Please? ;_;

I don't have a permanent address, I would love a penpal. I keep moving because of work. I don't stay in the same town for more then 3 or 4 months.

>>10852275
That's pretty vague. The only thing I thought of was Kyouko from Madoka, with the whole soul gem thing, but I could be way off base.

>>10852300
just kill yourself already

>>10852295
Canada Post is a complete retard when it comes to addressing mail

Ah well, I tried (´・ω・`)

>>10852275
shakugan no shana?

>>10852300
The thread's not for begging, dude.

That package is unbelievably cute. You are so lucky OP.

>>10852304
I decided to take a shot in the dark, and search "anime girl with red hair" on google. It actually worked. I fear for the future. But I digress. I'm pretty sure it's Shana from Shakugan no Shana. I haven't watched it, and I doubt I will.

>>10852311
I'm down for clandestine anonymous drops where you hide your package in an unmarked box at the pier at midnight though

come alone, I can safely say that you probably won't get kidnapped and murdered

Would anyone like a free 1.5 TB harddrive?
I could fill it up with /jp/ goodness before I send it.

Why would I want to receive something cute from another male?
are you gay?

>>10852335
Well I HAVE offered my used panties to /jp/ in this thread soooo

>>10852334
seems too good to be true, but we could have a pass around USB with a touhou game on it, and we each try and beat each others scores

>>10852343
I'd offer mine, but they're kind of nasty. Like, I really need to do laundry. Or more likely, buy more pairs.

>>10852354
that actually sounds like fun, each person gets the drive for a week, send it around in rotations or something like that

>>10852275
Oh my god. Do you mean Shana from Shakugan no Shana? She's my favorite character!

>>10852350
I just bought mine, so they haven't reached that point yet.

I figure I'll just go to some laundromat and toss them in with my regular clothes.

>>10852363
try harder

>>10852366
She really is though...
But reading it back I understand how people could think that it's sarcasm or something.

>>10852198
I'd be really happy with the Flan, if you're still looking to unload~ Hit me up, I'll probably email you back and ask about your interests to see if maybe I can find something laying around that makes sense as a return gift.

I have some HG gunpla kits that are gonna be replaced by RGs (destiny and justice).
I'd love to send them to you guys but I have no idea about how shipping works on this 3rd world shit hole.

Here we go, found it. It was buried so deep, I found Project A-ko comics too which you'd have to pry from my cold, dead hands.

>>10852334
I would love a new harddrive, mine only has 20gb left and I still dont have half the shows I want dled.
Also... u-um uh still would like to trade my .38 for some fumos, plushies or nendos.

what about alcohol? I have a case of vodka I got from my russian grandfather. Anybody want a bottle of hardass russian death? idk if it is legal to ship booze though.

>>10852253
Ladies and gentlemen, inspector Holmes shows that nothing gets past him

>>10852396
I really want it, it's very kind of you.
And it is indeed Shana.
How do we proceed to send stuff?

>>10852391
I'm really busy for the next 3 weeks, but if you're still interested, I'll ship it to you!
My email is linked there, just email me saying hi, don't give me your address or anything, and if I get around to it, I'll share some happiness.

>>10852410
I have no idea. I thought there would be instructions or something. If I was good at thinking, do you think I'd have bought a random figure?

>>10852391
You could probably get a good price for your .38, and use the cash how you want. I can make an offer if it is a C&R, I have my ffl for that.

>>10852414
>>10852410

You send eachother emails, homos.

>>10852414
Why not do the same thing as this /jp/sie above and share e-mail first?

OP/sender, are those cookies homemade?

>>10852413
>>10852391
>>>/k/

>>10852418
>>10852424
Oh. That would make sense. Not used to having to edit the email field.

So email me, and I'll see what I can do.

>>10852406
it is legal to ship booze, i believe it just requires a signature of someone 21+ at the receiving end. If you wanna trade a bottle for something, id be down. i love vodka

>>10852427
they were indeed home made, the recipe i use is really nice too, i only learned about it a couple months ago, but they are the only cookies I bake anymore.

aren't people scared of receiving things from stranges?

>>10852413
Well its a huehue BR Taurus so I would probably just break even for what I paid. I realize that most /jp/ers with an equivalent's worth of fumos (I figure 6-8 or so) are collectors and wouldn't want to part with them. I was thinking that NEETs on autismbux might have trouble dealing with FFLs and it would be kind of a fun exchange.
>>10852440
Sorry, I know this isn't the place for gun otaku but /k/ doesn't like cute things like pluhies and whatnot.

>>10852490

What's wrong with your legs dude

Would crossdress for free.
Who am I kidding, no one really wants hairy legs right?

>>10852490
From the thumbnail it looked like you included your penis.

>>10852486
Where /k/ goes /pol/ follows.
Sorry, its nothing personal. Keeping the boards safely segregated is in everyone's interests.

Now please get out, your kind ain't welcome round these parts.

>>10852487
Ever since I saw that one /a/ thread where one guy got a pair of menstrual blood soaked panties in the mail these threads do nothing but sketch me out.

>>10852506
buddy, /jp/ and /k/ have a long history together, and you best start respecting that soon. Yotsaba B boards stick together.

>>10852515
He literally asked for them.

>>10852521
Everyone knows that only /prog/ and /jp/ belong together. Take your guns elsewhere, Americlap.

>>10852496
I don't know dude, a bit too hairy? I don't want to shave my legs, they keep me warm.
I shave my pubes though because it gets so messy and it becomes so smelly with sweat and semen mixed in.

This thread is heartwarming, you know, the /jp/ kind of heartwarming.
I would love to share some stuff but I don't know much about international shipping (I live outside usa).
I'll start contributing to drawthreads, I've stayed in this board a lot latelly, living as a NEET right now and so ronery. You guys are nice <3

>>10852529
That makes it even worse!

>>10852515

But that guy asked for them and he got them

>>10852521
remove /k/ebab from premises
glory to hakurei shrine

>>10852550

How?

I'm going to bed, but the Griffon Marisa, Tewi and Shikieiki figures are still available, if anyone wants them. Email me if interested.

>>10852515
>>10852529
>>10852548
Please go back to /a/.

>>10852535
Please don't bully ;_;
/jp/ is frail and weak from lack of exercise and going outside, they need guns to protect themselves from mean gay-bashers.
/k/ suffers from combat stress and horrible S.T.A.L.K.E.R. flashbacks, they need cute things to help deal with the trauma.

good thread

It's weird that every single hand from a /jp/sie I've seen so far looks so skinny and weak like from a 14 year old teenager.

I have a few F/HA nendo petits I don't really want, plus tons of stuff from a con, mostly prints and buttons. Would anyone be interested in that? I can list the individual con stuff if anyone is interested.

Meanwhile, outside US

I would like to send some spare mangas I have left here to someone in europe, but since I suspect that guy would be ungratefull and a total douche, I rather try and sell those to some kids as used books on an anime convention.

>>10853758
That sounds cute enough, which Nendos are those?

I would like to someone some drawings and Japanese candy and maybe some touhou doujin CDs.

Email is in field.

I have a Kuroneko nendo and a Marisa nendo that are both unopened that I don't particularly want, if anybody wants them.

Oh, and I have some fumos that are a little dusty and probably smell like booze/smoke/me if anybody is really desperate for some free stuff.

I guess I could also include some ale or something as well so long as you're not a faggot or a woman.

>>10853799
Taiga, maid Sakura, and Bazett. If you're interested, email me. If anyone is looking to trade, I have Kirino and Sena nendoroids, both in good condition with all pieces as well as a revoltech Futami Mami.

i have a bunch of fumos i'd like to get rid of

>>10853854
Which ones?

a kind anon gave out some free doujins at Christmas. people on /jp/ are so generous :)

>>10853851
I'd be interested in the Marisa nendo. I can trade something if you want.

>>10853857
sanae, suwako, alice, reimu, youmu, yuyuko, patch, flandre

>>10853866
Does Sanae come with a proper fleshlight ?

Well, if you like to send horse porn (please don't) to a hikki that lives in Italy:
Italy
Via Pescaglia 26
CAP 00146
Roma (RM)

I will surely reply to you sending some spare things I have, like games or dildos.

>>10853758
Shoot, I'd be interested. Whet've ya got?

>>10853851
Oh, and I have an unused daki of Orin because I accidentally ordered two of the same one, so I guess I wouldn't mind giving her away as well.

>>10853864
No need to trade, the box isn't in great condition anyway.
Shoot me an email with your address and I'll send her to you.

>>10853854
>>10853866
Ooh, I'm interested in the Youmu fumo~! What's your email address?

>>10853870
Zanku is that you ?

>>10853870
Why did you...

>>10853870

Sent

>>10853875
Do you have a picture of what the daki looks like?

>>10853876

>>10853870
You can't trick me! You actually want horse porn don't you?

>>10853854
Talk to me Steveie. You have my interest.

>>10853890
Of course.

>>10853883
Yeah, but I'll warn you, it's lewd.

>>10853883
Fuck, forgot to spoiler her.
Here.

I don't have fumos, figurines, or anything valuable that you greedy jews could like.

So I'm offering some baked products like cookies or cupcakes.
I can write you some nice words down or draw something for you. And I have an unopend copy of FarmingSimulator2012 here. If you're into that kind of stuff I'll put it in the box too.

>>10853866
What's your email? I'm interested.

I don't have anything /jp/-related to give, just a copy of Tales of the Abyss. I could maybe get someone a fumo?

>>10853852
Can you post a picture of the taiga nendo?

>>10853837
I can also mail used shimapan.

I feel like /jp/ is a family again like back in the 2009 days. we just need our tripfags back ( not the shitpostings ones) and things could go all family like again.

>>10853914
I don't have a picture handy and my camera is broken, so here's an official pic. I've had it on display on my desk, so there's nothing really different about it.

That’s pretty cute, dudes.
I wish I had things to give away so I could join in these things. Internet gift exchanges warm my heart.

>>10853770
Where do you live?

Used onaholes. I doubt anyone is interested.

I can write you a poem and mail it to you. I could draw something cute as well. I don't have any money so I can't really mail anything heavy. Anyone interested? Please respond.

>>10853851
>>10853875
Orin daki and Marisa nendo are gone, but the rest are still unspoken for.

>>10853770
I live in the UK, and don't really care where you live; if I have anything that you want feel free to ask me for it.

From what i can remember off the top of my head:
-Metroid Prime Hunters (Nintendo DS; every other DS game got stolen or lost)
-F-Zero GX(Gamecube, 10/10 title; i'm sure i still have it, but i'd have to search around)
-Super Smash Bros. Brawl
-Mario Kart Wii
-Soul Calibur IV(PS3)
-Dark Souls(PC@Steam. My Laptop suddenly can't run more than 5 fp/s on it anymore, and i haven't played this version in over half a year; can you trade games from one account to another?)

Would gladly send some of those to /jp/sies living in/near europe. Never actually sent anything outside my country yet, though. Sending things to the US or anywhere to the far east would cost a lot. I don't have much money.

Either here or @email field.

>>10854020
I hope this is /jp/ related enough for you guys.

>>10854020
You can't trade games that are in your library.
Only stuff that's in your inventory.

I bought something from a 4chan and he taped a picture of tron guy to the box

>>10853851
>>10853875
Welp, looks like everything is spoken for now, but I'll see if I can find anything else that I don't mind parting with.

Chenanon never emailed me is that who we are talking about

>>10853993
Which fumos do you have?
Coul you tell me the best conserved ones by mail?

>>10854080
All gone, sorry.

>>10854082
Oh, okay.

I have 2 copies of Halo 3 I think.

>>10853970
You still there? I'd be willing to send you something as well. Send me an email at throwaway20202@gmail.com

>>10854104
I guess that goes out to anyone interested, I don;t have much but I could send you a few drawings and a letter, maybe something baked. I can try to dig up some sendable stuff though.

>>10852198
I would be up for the flan, marisa or shikieiki fig. Dunno what I would have for trade tho.

>>10852198
Could I have Patchouli? I could send you a lewd toy if you'd like.

>>10854111
Sorry man, they're all spoken for.

>>10853993
I'm too shy to ask something. Getting a package like the one OP posted would be an extremely lovely experience though.

>>10854120

wow I take it back /jp/ is like a hive of jews ready to pounce for free shit! this is just the beginning, I expect daily begging threads from this point onwards

I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to mail inflated balloons

>>10854126
I'd send you something like that if you wanted, give me an email address to contact.

>>10854130
As you can see in example in this thread, begging is not allowed. As is being a downer just because you didn't get what you want

I have an Index figure and a Miku nendoroid that I've bought for no reason (don't know if bootleg or not, I may send pictures via mail).
Oh, also a Reisen's cushion left untouched, (don't worry, you won't find weird stains on it).

Since that's pretty much all I have I'd like to trade instead of giving them for free: I love fumos and 2hu stuff in general.

I will reply probably tomorrow because I can't right now.

I'd like to do cookie exchanges with someone but I dont own an oven anymore

>>10852135
I wish you everything good forever and ever, anon. You proved that there are amazing people on /jp/ and in this world, even if they live on the other side of the globe and I'd probably never see them. Please don't change.

>>10854130
Also please do not say "shit", that is not very cute. Thank you!

>>10854145

no way dude. I am an internet bad ass. I know a lot of swear words and I am more than willing to use them

People really shouldn't beg and stuff.

It's kinda lame.

If you get free stuff you get free stuff.

>>10853993

Oh a touhou fan in the uk? That's rare!

What do you have left?

I can send you a letter and a terrible but cute drawing, other things too, if you can think of anything.

Email in field.

The past 2 years i did the secret santa on /a/ and i sent out some pretty awesome gifts. Sadly never received anything though...

I have a Reisen cosplay and a school girl uniform i need to get rid of to free space. Only wore them twice (i have came in the skirt for both of them though...)

>>10854176
>Oh a touhou fan in the uk? That's rare!

What makes you say that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm7Rfe5AnXc

>>10854189
I'd wear them and crossdress for you anon.
>>10852490

I would ship explosives to kill you f*cking nerdlords.

>>10854073
>>10854176
Just found an unopened movie ver. Yuki Nagato nendo, and an opened but untouched Akari Akaza nendo that I wouldn't mind parting with if anybody wants them.

>>10854208
n-no bully please ;＿;

>>10854191

Oh I must be in an isolated area then. I'm up in the shitty north and stuff. There's like no one in general region.

What happens when some crazy /jp/er ships you anthrax?

>>10854210

Oh i'd love that akari,

>>10854213
I'm a Northerner as well.

>>10854218
Shoot me an email then.

>>10854216
call him gay

>>10854213


I am Northern too. Maybe you are just looking in the wrong places

>>10854216
Anthrax is not that easy to get ahold of and it would be a waste to spend it on average /jp/er.

>>10854177
I sent you an email, did you change your mind?

>>10854197
What size are you? The Reisen cosplay is about a medium size and fits me well but the school uniform is quite small. i ordered it from Japan and messed up on the sizing.

>>10854189
What sizes?
Did you wash the skirts?
Are you pure when you did sullen them?

Since this thread has been around I'd like to say thanks to the Xmas Anon for the calendar.

>>10854231
I think I'm just below or on 6" and I'm quite skinny as seen on the picture.

>>10854237

Wow that's a pretty card dude

>>10854210
Well that was fast. The both of them are gone as well.
I'm not sure if I have much else that I want to get rid.

c-can we have shimapantsu exchange

please?

>>10854244

come on man /jp/ needs more free stuff, there's got to be some stuff you don't really need. look deep inside yourself and relinquish your earthly possessions

>>10854235
I don't have exact sizes on hand, which is why i just gave a general description. I can go look though

Yes i did wash them, i just wanted to let whoever know they were used for lewd purposes to excite myself.

I was pure then and still am.

>>10854239
We might be about the same size then.

>>10854254
Sorry, all my panties are white or flower patterned. shimapan are silly and impractical.

>>10854269
I understand if you don't like the pattern, but they're not impractical!
Paying a bunch for some imported from Japan may be, but the striped pattern in itself is widely-available and cute as heck.

Only reason I'd ever import any is basically novelty value, or because it's too hard to find striped side-ties.

i have some shimapan, but they are child size

>>10854260
Is the schoolgirl outfit comfortable? What length skirt? I would like it if you could. America East.

I'd like to send a /jp/er something but I've already sold most of the games I don't play anymore (that are worth more than a few dollars, anyway).

I do have some pokemon games that I never had the heart to sell, but I wouldn't mind giving them to /jp/sies who would appreciate them.

>>10854259
All I've got spare is alcohol, a lot of which I've brewed myself.
And I doubt I could even ship that abroad without a license.

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

WHAT IS THIS

>>10854302
Gay porn, obviously.

>>10854302
SakuyaxMomiji.rar

>>10854282
If you are the right size, it is very comfortable. I spent quite a bit on it and the skirt and blazer are both lined. The skirt is a short and will sit about half way on your upper leg

>>10854309
I am pretty small I think it would fit.

>>10854302

>>10854309
So how should I contact you?

>>10854302
the soundtrack for the game

>>10854308
Fucking loved that thing

>>10854254
Can they be used shimapan?

>>10854320
If you get it you better post pictures you lucky duck.

>just sent someone a box of spiders and roaches.

i hope you like em.

>>10854435
they better be!!
>>10854431
I know :3

>>10854309
Well I am going to eat dinner soon, if you get back and can send it please leave an email above and then I will reply when I finish eating. Thank you!

>>10854443
I actually would love that, I like spiders and have pet roaches.

>>10854443
Reminds me of Wriggle X Yamame doujins

>>10854463
I sometimes have pet wasps

>>10854463
Unfortunately I doubt they'd be alive by the time it got there, such a waste.

I wish I could send my dick to a /jp/er I wonder if they would suck it and stick it up their bum

>>10854462
Sorry, had to go out for a bit. email in email field

>>10854213
>>10854219
>>10854223
Just adding on to the Northerner chain.

'ey up.

Any of you North England people going to NemaCon?

We could wrap up presents and swap them.

wow this is really kicking off, glad to see so many generous /jp/sies!

monster hunter freedom unite is now spoken for, still have phantasy start psp and negima 23. ill take another inventory maybe tomorrow to see i have any more things lying around

>>10852101
What's inside the baloons?

>>10854671
Fart

>>10854671
Helium to make postage cheaper

>>10852300
I have that figure.

U JELLY???????//

>>10854302
"Second track"

whatever that means

>>10854703

It reads "Sound track".

You may need to get your eyes checked, anon-san.

anyone who wants to trade with me _>

reimu_cute1998@yahoo.ca

I have a few anime dvds xD

>>10854671
Helium. An extra cute reference to the method of suicide I assume many a /jp/sie has justly succumb to.

Everything looks like fake to me
OP made this package himself and want to get personal info of the others /jp/sies

>>10854751
I think he made the package for himself anyway (maybe it was his birthday and he wanted to give himself a nice present), then he came up with that idea afterwards.

>>10854140
Can you post pictures of that cushion?

What a bullshit. Now I remember the chen guy who never appeared during xmas. All this false hope made me feel so terrible. Fuck him.

>>10852334
>>10852354
>>10852357
I think someone would be a dick and put illegal stuff in it just in case the cops look into so the receiver gets in trouble.

>>10854751
>>10854757
cute theory, but if you remember i posted that wood patchy and a wood cirno in the OC thread, if you compare hands you'll see that I am not OP. why dont you have faith there are nice people out there?

>>10854751
>>10854757
Are there not shipping regulations which would prohibit "defacement" or packaging tamper which may reduce informational decipherability? I assume postal standards may be a tad looser in the worthless countries, but I can't see those scrawlings not raising some kind of alarm in procession through a NA system.

>>10854805
actually i think the sender would get in alot of trouble if it had illegal stuff in it as well, because they were the one that had it in the first place (possession) and then were giving it away/selling it (distribution) and distribution charge consequences are really bad.

>>10854816
You mean do they give a shit if you draw on the box? No, why would they? If they can read the label, that's good enough. Maybe there's something with commercial operations but not an individual.

>>10854816
as far as i know you just cant make the address portion and the stamps illegible. People send artsy packages all the time. It was a rather awkward wait in line at the post office though.

>>10854816

As long as it doesn't cover the shipping label it's fine. It's why you can use whatever box you want to ship stuff, instead of just the Post Office's flat rate boxes (which you can also draw on)

I have a broken handmade Chen Vinyl toy that I made a year ago, a Mameshiba RC car which infared doesn't work I received it from Japan broken. The toy itself is in pristine condition still in box hasn't been played with.

Sob I only have broken things. I would gladly send this to a cute /jp/sie.

>>10854821
Yes, but I imagine it's easier for the sender to just "get lost" than for the receiver to explain the misunderstanding... especially if it involved two distant countries. Each country would try to take care of its own side of the deal, too, and the receiver's name and address would most likely be what would be checked first.

>>10854835
Anime style drawings are interpreted as a signification of child pornography and/or narcotics. .

I made a few photos back in the day and framed them.

My friend wanted one of Sachi after he saw mine so I made him one.

Then he decided he didn't want it due to embarrassment. Truly an unworthy soul.

Although my heart belong to someone else I can't just throw her away. Does anyone have the kindness to take her in? Surely she deserves better than my closet.

Am I allowed to send alcohol through mail order?
If so, I'll send you guys the bottle of Jameson I have left.

A toast to 2hus.

>>10854539
I sent you an email.

>>10854896

I think you are, but the recipient needs to be over 21 to sign for it. Unless of course you lie about the contents.

>Letting /jp/ know your address.
I don't know about that...

>>10854910
Shut up and bend over

https://www.usps.com/ship/can-you-ship-it.htm

There are rules and restrictions for what can and can’t be mailed.
This list is not exhaustive, but in most cases, you can't send…
Alcohol — Alcoholic beverages (beer, wine, or liquor) are restricted and can’t go in the mail. If you’re reusing a box displaying alcohol brands, all logos and labels need to be completely removed.
Perfume − Perfume containing alcohol is prohibited on air transportation, and can only be shipped domestically via surface transportation. Perfume containing alcohol is prohibited in international shipments.
Prescription Drugs – Prescription medications can only be mailed by Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) registered entities. Similar regulations may apply to over-the-counter medications.
Cigarettes & Smokeless Tobacco – With few exceptions, cigarettes and smokeless tobacco shipments cannot be mailed.
See tobacco restrictions and guidelines ›
Firearms – Only licensed manufacturers and dealers can mail or receive handguns. And even though unloaded rifles and shotguns are mailable, mailers must comply with all applicable regulations.
Check our list for more restricted, hazardous, and perishable materials ›
There are specific rules and restrictions for sending perishable matter through the mail.
Examples of mailable perishable matter include certain types of live animals, food items, and plants. Mailable perishable matter can be sent at the mailer’s own risk. These materials must be packaged as specified and must be mailed to assure that they are delivered within a time frame that will prevent deterioration.

Don't eat those cookies OP.
Those are "special" cookies, trust me I'm an expert.

Did you open the balloons and lick the insides?

>>10854922
rules on shipping what is this, homestuck? lol am i right guys or what

>>10854922

This list is total shit. You can ship alcohol and tobacco. Maybe not with the USPS but definitely with UPS or Fedex.

>>10854845

The thought of that Chen made me sad.
I'd gladly give her a home.

>>10854928
All the more reason to eat them.

>>10855142
Well gee dumbass, I wonder why...

>usps.com

I have way too many anime dvds, I'd honestly just give them away if you want them.

>>10855242
I would actually be interested in taking a few. I used to collect them years ago, but then I moved on.

I’d really love trading some things with someone from my area (Benelux), but I really don’t have anything. Unless you like some Dutch translated euro comics.

>>10855274
Fellow Benelux inhabitant here, same goes for me. All I have that I don't use are PS2 games, and you could buy those for an euro in a store anywhere.

I can't wait for the murders to start

>>10852101
holy shit this is to cute ;_;

>>10854176
Haaaah, the fuck are you on about, its not the fucking rare.

Touhou was even in fucking PCgamer magazine, all I could think of was all those fucking casuals touching touhou.

Cutely sick.

>>10855242
Where are you from? I'd genuinely want some, but I don't want to bother you with high postage costs or anything.

>>10855352
northeast USA..CT!

>>10854539
Did you get the email?

>>10855242
What dvds do you have?

>>10855445
anime dvds

I have a few xbox 360 games of varying quality. Deathsmiles (Plus the faceplate), Otomedius, Oneechanbara, EDF 2017.

>>10855290
Well, as this thread shows, if you go about the trading cutely, it’s always fun.

I hope the /jp/sies that receive stuff post when they receive something, or at least email the sender. It's always nice to know that a gift arrived safely.

I would send pot cookies for the lels

I'm going to give out the 1.5 TB hard drive,
there were two anons that emailed me, so I responded to the more polite anon.
Remember to take it easy!

>>10855454
This is one place in the world, other than /a/, that actually comprehends animay titles, yet you're still shy about it.

>>10855560
Glorious, what are you filling it up with?

>>10855505
At least you know the receiver is in for a good time

>>10855586
A bunch of eroge, mostly illusion games like schoolmate 2 and 3, artificial academy, the ラブです games 2-5, all the 0verflow games from school days to cross days, a shit ton of touhou doujin games, then fill the rest of the 1.5 TB up with animes.
I hope it will make another anon happy.

>>10855600
Well, that is a pretty great thing to receive.
Encrypt anything loli though.

>>10855607
Would outsiders really go searching through a hard drive? That makes me feel anxious.

>>10855615
Who knows, if your package gets picked for a check. Just be safe.

>>10855621
Maybe I shouldn't include all the animes, what if they think I'm pirating stuff, especially 900 gb of stuff, I don't want any attention on me...

Victory!
Battle: El Halluf 2013年5月7日 20:55:09
Vehicle: Pz.Kpfw. VI Tiger
Experience received: 3,080 (x2 for the first victory each day)
Credits received: 37,738
Battle Achievements: Sniper

>broken gun 1/4 of the match, still sniper

>>10855647
Well if you aren’t crossing borders, you will probably be fine...

>>10855647

go with the 1tb lossless touhou music pack on nyaa

can't go wrong with sending music of which isn't copyrighted in amerca.

>>10855647
Why would they even check a HDD for data on it? It's a shitton of work and sharing over the internet would be a more logical way of sharing the data.
Maybe if it was an USB stick, but to go and plug in a HDD and search it is a bit over the top. I'm pretty sure 99% of the time HDDs empty when they are sent.

Anyone know when the steam summer sales start?
I think I'll buy a lot of you some games whenever that comes around.

>>10855675
Good idea, I'll probably include my touhou music library,
I have the compact mp3 or ogg versions though, which are still good quality, since I have libraries since C75.

>>10855472
I definitely plan to at least. Though I don't have a camera so I'll have to either use webcam or cell phone...

>>10854588

Isn't that cancelled?
I'm pretty sure it is. Along with all future events.

I was looking at the USPS sight for what can and can't b mailed and I came across the address tips. If any anons are uncomfortable with giving out their real name it says you can put 'occupant' or resident. The correct address is the most important thing it seems.

>>10856844
honestly they dont care what you write on there as long as the address is there. i sent the package in the OP and it literally said
To: お嬢様
From: 妹たん

of course the post lady asked me to write some named down in english just incase it had to be returned or there were multpule people living at the address and they needed to know who it belonged to, but occupant, JP, or Anon would work as well. Also there's nothing wrong with sticking to only first names if you're that worried.

Did you ever get the email? Sorry if I am seeming to pester

>>10857189

Using an alias works fine too I should think. It's what I did.

>>10854895
Thanks to the anon that took poor Sachi in, she's on the way! I hope you are able to protect her.

I threw in extra items to make it worth the shipping, your just 199 guardsmen short of an army now.

>>10860187
Nice PS90! You should get a Marisa fig and troll with it on /k/ using marisa's old trip(see email).
I hope this thread is still alive when the recipients get their gifts so they can post cute pictures.

Some faggot signed me up for spam. Great.

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>>10864120

>>10864125

>>10864127

just in case there are any stragglers

a second thread was created and just hit bump limit
>>10860746

Third (newest thread) is here
>>10864537

Hello, >>10864544. I can't send you any physical gifts because I am a shut-in, but I can give you a virtual shake of the hand. To receive it, simply hold up your hand while gripping your mouse and shake it as you would shake someone's hand. I imagine it's about as awkward as receiving a second-hand onahole.

iuzuu

>>10866042