/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fucking old

That feel when you spent most of the time on your internet feeling young because you were born in the 80s.

That feel when now it's your time to shine.

I'm 20 and feel to old already. Born in 1992. I just want to stay at 16-17 forever.

'93 bitches. Oldfags gonna old. #YOLO #SWAG

>>10849372
>>10849350

88' here

If it's '90, it's still fine. If it's later than '95, I'd have some doubts. Anything later than '98 is probably too young (unless you're a ``gril'').

>>10849376
When I was a teenager I thought ironic anti-humor was funny too.

Keep up shitting /jp/ this way--it's counterculture and stuff!

bad mang

>be old
<have to berate younger users to feel better yourself
＞act high and mighty because of age
＜secretly wish you were as young as them and spend the entire day playing high-school themed eroge

83 bitches, suck my old man cock

Physically ill.

Good.
90s master race.

>>10849382
I don't want to be young unless it's in some fantasy world.

As a teenager you get picked on and pressured into drugs and sex and whatnot and there's a lot of drama and it's terrible.
As an early twentysomething you're dragged out to nightclubs and no longer allowed to play with toys and everyone expects things of you.

At least as a guy in my late twenties, everyone has accepted I'm a failure and started to leave me alone.

That feel when your opportunities to acceptably/legally/possibly date a kawaii teenage bishoujo are slowly slipping away.

tfw 89

>>10849385
Are you a wizard?

>>10849370
>You will never be 17 again
That was my golden year.
God damn it, I hate being old.

>>10849397
My father is ten years older than my mother, so you still have chances (as long as you aren't older than 25, anyway).

I'm glad that most of my friends here here are cute young ladies~

It would just be sad if you were a bunch of old men who should be getting a job and starting a family by now!

82 here. F*ck all ya.

>>10849408
tfw >>>/b/

I find myself obsessed with time.
This can't be healthy.

>>10849420

Go on...

I am obsessed with nostalgia.

>>10849412
Why does Usagi girl have no eyebrows?

9/11 was 12 years ago

>>10849411
>as long as you aren't older than 25

;_;

Also good luck being a 25 year old dating a 15 year old. There's a scandal like that in the tabloids every week.

>>10849430

11 years and 8 months you moron

>>10849420
>>10849425
I am too, the more time that passes now the more drift away from being under 20. Really hurts.

>>10849437

I was going to put ~ but said fuck it.

>>10849440

Yeah. It hurts but you want more. Seriously fucked in the head.

>>10849430
i was in sixth grade when that happend. time sure flies

>>10849434
Yeah it also doesn't help that around 25 and older is when people's looks really start going downhill and by the time they hit 30 unless you are very lucky your gonna be old and ugly. You're gonna hate the way you are physically and everyone else is going to hate the way you look too. Life ends much sooner than when you actually die.

You will never meet a cute young girl at school and fall in love and kiss awkwardly and then fumble around trying to figure this "sex" thing out and going on dates to metal gigs and sneakily drinking your parents' booze together while they're out of town.

It's just not possible. You're too old. You have missed that opportunity.

>>10849448
My head is fucked, I feel like I get more brain damaged and incapable with every passing year.

>Feelio all these old as HELL fags on /jp/

Guys, seriously.

>>10849462
Don't put it that way, you're making me feel depressed.

>>10849467
If you weren't watching "15"-rated Manga Video VHS tapes you bought from HMV in the 90s, then you don't know SHIT about otaku culture.

>>10849467

your waifu is shit

>>10849425

Constantly thinking about death and the end to things. Worrying about the time slipping away.
Doing stuff just to fill the void and yet still worried about the time passing. I feel ruled by the clock.

I was born in '89, so it's hard for me to properly enjoy the feeling of superiority that I should be getting out of this thread.

Don't worry guys. This is just one big dream and we'll soon wake up from it.

Which decade would you most like to have been a teenager in, /jp/?

I'm fine with this decade. I heard sanitation back then was terrible.

>>10849478
I feel the same way, you just gotta keep living in the moment always trying to make things as good for yourself as possible to ease the fall.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554334

>>10849487
the one with VR eroge

one more 88'

>>10849404

I'm 17 right now! Ask me anything!

I'm 22 years old and I was born in the 90's.

90's people are nearing their mid 20s for some now. It's pretty depressing. I remember when I was always considered to be a baby, but now I'm getting to the age where people expect me to get married and have a few kids and be miserable until the day I die. Time is cruel.

>>10849499
Do you feel my pain? When did I get so old?

>>10849508
How does it feel to get banned in the next few minutes?

>>10849508

What's it like being underagedb&

>>10849512

There's no janitor on to banrequest me and the morning report queue is gigantic. Also, it takes me about 60 seconds to evade.

>>10849508
Are you cute?

>>10849515

I think so.

>>10849510
I'm 20 but it's getting to where people expect more from me to and how fucked up I really am is becoming more and more apparent to everyone. I can't do anything, I'm just a retarded teenager in a now adult body.

I was born in 1994

>>10849516

You admit it too. Hopefully you'll get banned for good.

>>10849516
You're 17 and you've seen such an oldfag anime as Eva?!

S-Sugoi!

>>10849516
Why would you ban evade? Don't be so selfish.

>>10849519

>Hopefully you'll get banned for good.

This is not possible with the current internet architecture.

I spent a couple of days with professional NEETs, some of whom were in their fifties.

You're really no different to them, don't worry about it.

I came here when I 16 and said how old I was and never got banned. All you old people are just mad because you can't be that young again so you want to lock everyone else out to make yourselves feel better.

>>10849530

Moot was 14 when he made 4chan, complete with porn boards.

>>10849526
There are a kajillion ways to identify someone online. If you've ever ran a web server, you'll know there's a crazy amount of data in your logs.

They could ban a range of addresses, your ISP, your IP address geolocation, set an Evercookie, do something like this:
https://panopticlick.eff.org/

Of course, nothing is perfect (and false positives are a big problem), but you're not as safe as you might think. Well, you are, but only because Team 4chan is lazy, not for technical reasons.

If I ever get fat, I'll kill myself.

Born in '76; you youngins can suck my wrinkly old dick!

>>10849539
This is why I don't use the archives. It's trivial to find out what a certain person has been searching for or what pages they've visited.

>>10849539

I'm aware of all of this shit myself, thanks! It's still unfortunately not possible for them to ban me, even if they rangebanned half the planet.

>>10849544

When Warosugirl and myself go on dates, we take turns looking at the input terminal to see what you nerds are searching for.

i feel like the average /jp/ user is much smarter than the average person i encounter in real life.
it's fucking weird that half of them are probably 5+ years younger than me.

>>10849542
>>using "shut up" as a transitive verb

i hope someone shiggy wiggys this translator in the face

>>10849535
Me too my body is all I got left to like about myself on the outside, if I get fat my life is over. I won't even be able to look at myself in the mirror anymore without wanting to vomit. If I can't even be comfortable in my own body then I am dead.

>>10849516
So you're the little shit who made that awful Evangeshit thread.

>>10849548

Oh shit. I should stop using warsou.

>>10849545
Have you seen the ban list ever? Mods post screenshots sometimes.

They resolve your host mask, too. They could just ban your ISP. It's especially a problem if they divide by region, like north.isp.net.

This might ban other people of course, but they've done it before. They don't have problems with banning whole countries, even. Posting here is a privilege, not a right, and all that.

>>10849560

This still would do nothing. Not everyone here posts with their real IP address. Also, if they somehow banned my ISP they would be banning much of their userbase. China isn't much of their userbase.

>tfeeliow when '91
>tfeeliow all these grandpa /jp/sies acting elite to make themselves feel better about being old as HELL

>>10849569
>22
youre an old man too, too old for 4chan anyway

>>10849565
Well if you have a VPN or whatever, good for you, I guess. It's still not impossible to ban a whole VPN service and it's been done before.

Again, not saying it will happen, but it's more possible than you think. I doubt you switch your browser every time you post, for example. And I'm guessing you have cookies enabled.

>>10849382
>>10849530
>>10849569
What's with you youngsters assuming this?

I don't mind that you're young. I mind that you're saying ironic catchphrases, though. Just say what you think!

>>10849575

I appreciate your concern.

89'
/jp/ my blog

>>10849524
Luckily for me, my parents forced me to go to uni and get a degree. I'm not too fucked up when compared to my peers since I have a degree at least now. My lack of social skills is bad though, but not too bad considering I can just work in an office with minimal personal contact with people and do mindless work. I'm glad that I had the opportunity and the drive to at least get myself where I am today...I know people who are my age and don't even have a GED.

why r there so many old ppl on /jp/? you got some edgy problems dudes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqMvGunqd-g

>>10849588

Then they obviously aren't talking about you, they're talking about the number of people who are obviously bitter about getting old and love taking it out on young people with the youth and vitality they envy.

>>10849579
I'm not concerned.

We both know you're never going to get banned because, again, the staff are lazy as HELL.

>>10849572
I think that would be 21 but either way once you hit 20 in our years you're considered middle aged. I would start to call people over 25 here actual old people though.

>>10849593

Yes, this is true.

It would take either admin less effort to fix /jp/ than to ban a shitposter.

>>10849597
moot banned Jim Profit from /tg/ like this, because fa/tg/uys are whiny, entitled manchildren who can't handle one Naruto avatarfag.

He said to email him if there any more "insufferable faggots". To this day I've sent about a dozen emails with the subject "insufferable faggots", and none of them have been banned.