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10842743 No.10842743 [Reply] [Original]

I went to a strip club today and it was boring. The music was loud, all the girls were boring, there were naked girls everywhere.

Not a single girl even knew what touhou was, talk about LAME. I didn't even pop a boner a single time. I'm never leaving my room again.

>> No.10842757

wtf do audio codecs have to do with this

>> No.10842783

Is funny because every single time when I go to any party, I always search a girl who looks like a 2hu.

I've never found one,

>> No.10842806

That sucks, dude.

>> No.10842851

>>10842806
I'll sug ur dig if u no wat i mean ;)

>> No.10842858

>>10842851
What do you mean?

>> No.10843034

>>10842743
What's the relation of the picture with your post, anon?

>> No.10843081
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>>10843034
None, parsee is just cute.

I wish i could nibble on her ears~

>> No.10843159

>>10843034
He wished to find a girl like Parsee.
That's obvious, Onii-chan.

>> No.10843176

did it smell bad? I always imagine that strip clubs would smell really bad.

>> No.10843192

Has anyone here ever gotten an actual erection because of another person in real life? It always feels somewhat special when you do.

That being said, the only erections another person has caused me have all been from lolis.

>> No.10843188
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>>10843176
It smelled like shitloads of cigarettes and perfume. None of it really gave me a headache but the music was super loud and the girls wouldn't stop touching me.

>> No.10843379

>>10843192
I have. It feels nice.

>> No.10843398

>>10843192
i got an erection from your mom nerd

>> No.10843434

>>10843188
I want to watch attractive girls smoke and then have them touch me. I wonder if they were attractive. I wouldn't know, I've never been to a strip club, but if you make money just by showing off your body, I'd figure they must not be bad. The girls probably weren't even smoking though and I've heard horror stories of ugly girls, but I figure it's more likely you're just gay.

>> No.10843481

>>10842743
/jp/ has made us all gay anon, its okay.

>> No.10843484

Too hoo or toe hoe?

>> No.10843487
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>>10843434
Strip clubs are just terrible places. I would have enjoyed myself more if I was at a jazz club having some older woman mentally dominate me while we listen some smooth jazz.

But no, all I got was a bunch of hoes straight out of highschool who were putting on a boring act for money.

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>>10843484
TouWHOA

>> No.10843535

>>10843487
>mentally dominate

Is she a jedi?!

>> No.10845176

>>10843434
>if you make money just by showing off your body, I'd figure they must not be bad

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