/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What are my chances of marrying a japanese princess? Who marries with japanese royalty?

Where's her crown?

>>10818085
Yakuzas probably.

>>10818073
cute suit

She would better in a dress of skirt. What kind of princess dresses like a businessman

>>10818114
Office ladies are very cute and professional.

save the princess

>>10818073

>>10818085

Zero.

cute

>>10818085
>>10819535

If several thousand people abdicated/died, I could become king of Australia and New Zealand. Then I'd just have to convince her that a marriage alliance between our two nations is in our best interests.

I do have a very, very tiny chance of marrying a woman descended from the gods.

>>10818085
Usually only relatives/members of the royal family can marry the princess. If the princess marries a commoner, she has to denounce her royalty and live as a commoner for the rest of her life. There's one that did this.

Light skinned thai slut her sister too

I believe their mother had an affair because the youngest looks nothing like his sisters.

Princess Beatrice of UK!

>>10819780

fuck off.

>>10819787
But she is my waifu ;_;

>>10819792

>>10819797
>that otaku culture feel when beatrice will never look at me with disgust and puke on me
;_;

>>10819780
>>10818073
There is something cool with fucking princesses, the feeling of fucking the royalty institution. Like you're fucking a country when you fuck the girl.

In fact, princess, queen or countess, I don't discriminate.

>>10819769
purest form of love

>>10818073
I can see a little bit of Emperor Akihito in her eyes and curvature of her face. I remember the last time I made a thread on the sweet princess. What university does she go to again?

>>10819769
you can't enjoy being a royalty then? fuck there's no meaning in marrying her then

>>10820391
You're worthless as royalty unless you're next in line for the crown, anyway.

>>10820395
I could enjoy the life of being a royalty. That'd be more than enough for me.

>>10820210

10820210's mother university.

>>10819769
So, they are all horribly inbred, then.

I wish I was an epic midget prince like Vegeta. I'm just a midget, though.

>>10820735
she looks pretty cute for an inbreed though

I keep coming back to /jp/

>>10820435
What are you even implying?

>>10820210
Wasn't it a University in Scotland? Edinburgh perhaps?

>>10822049
Yeah you're right it was Edinburgh. Why the would their majesties out scource their Imperial education? Their suppose to be the soul of Japan. It doesn't make any sense. Is it suppose to have then avoid any romantic or sex scandals that would be leaked? I can't imagine the Imperial family being okay with the the grand princess fucking around with gaijin like a scottish fuck or even worse a british bastard behind all of Japan's back.

Now if it were me, an Aryan the...coooome ooon

She looks so old and gross now.

Whatever happened to that one guy who moved to Japan and seriously attempted to get access to and win the affections of a Japanese princess?

Is he in Japan jail or did he return home in disgrace?

>>10822200
He was murdered

>>10822208
Sasuga.

>>10822150
I almost went to Edinburgh University back in the day. I opted for Glasgow instead.

I can't believe I missed my chance to live a real life eroge with princesses and all.

>>10822208
He was killed by the Imperial guard in defence of the princess. That's hardly murder.
>>10822228
Damn. You missed out fo sho.
Do you even think you would have the balls to approuch her let alone become her friend or then to advance to a lover? Be serious.

>>10822632
I could try.

I can keep my cool around Japanese girls so long as they're not all burikko since that whole high-pitched voice thing turns me into a blushing 12 year old adolescent. I imagine a princess wouldn't be like that at all.

Of course, she would almost certainly turn down my advances, but at least I could say I tried!

why isn't she going to St andrews university? I thought that was the one all the royals went to.

>>10822734
>Of course, she would almost certainly turn down my advances
With this kind of attitude you shall not succeed. Just do it! Don't let others take her away! Just do it!
Daijabu! anon-kun! Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

Seriously if you have friends there just go to their Japan club for an event over the weekends or something meet her,etc, etc, etc, and then make love to her with consent.

>>10822200
>>10822208


What are you talking about?

drop it

>>10824767
Get a load of thw newfag.

kawaii

>>10818073
There you see. Round face.

>>10823372
She still has her guards with her. In the UK they'd have less wiggle room to bash your face in though. However out of courtesy she probably has one or two domestic agents with full privileges on her detail. It'd be funny if one of the domestic agents falls for her and stomps out anon in a bid to impress her.

Apologies for what that shameless mongrel tried to do to you. The name is Bond. James Bond. At your service milady.

>>10827121
Nioce.
The feel when you will never have a Japanese princess fall in love with you.

>>10827276

Why are you avatarfagging?

I posted this last year.

>>9119143

>>10827325
I didn't think anonomus could do that, but I'll stop.

>>10827276
>>10823372
>>10820210
You are insufferable.

>>10822208
Was he actually murdered?

I thought of the same question when I saw this thread. I never did find out what happened to him.

>>10827579
Please reffer to >>10822632

>>10827579
>I never did find out what happened to him.
That's assassination done RIGHT. Hush hush media silence and no body or evidence anywhere.

>>10827606
The Imperial fguard would love to get theit hands on a American or brit and just kill him without consequence. This is about right.

>>10827600
I thought that anon was joking

>>10827614
Realistically he probably gave up on that idea and might even have just gone home. Ironically the more of a persistent creeper he is, the more likely he'd be jailed without much due process or have gangsters break his legs in some back alley.

>>10827632

Who are you talking about? What happened?

Remember when Princess Mako was considered the pretty one?

>>10827614
He wasn't.

>>10818085
As a gaijin, you have to conquer them again. Except this time instead of asking the royals and high level military for political cooperation and chemical weapons in return for complete amnesty, ask for a princessu. Having an invasion force sitting in the harbour and nuclear forces on immediate standby would make your request more persuasive.

>>10827644
That's Jimmy

姫

>>10830953

:3

>>10830999
So... brown

>>10827674

As the King of MURRICA I command you to recognize the Christ as the true and only God and to give me your daughter as my new queen!

>>10830999

She is so brown I wouldn't be surprised her mother fucked a thai prince or some shit to make her.

>>10831208

OR maybe she is just tanned you sperglord.

>>10831250

A jap teen with a tan ?

Are you even trying ?

>>10831284
>A jap teen with a tan ?
What's wrong?
Jap girls are known for being slutty.

>>10831292

Imagine how butthurted the otaku far right would be if one princess was a gyaru slut who does shabu and has a liking to gaijin dicks?

>>10819619
Haha, her fly is open!

>>10831386
No it's not.

she looks fuckable

is she fuckable /jp/?

過去

more like Princess Cocko amirite uguys

>>10831401

yeaaa :D

I miss wee kako, used to sit next to her in uni, she was a good laugh and she still owes me a pint if I remember correctly

>>10832224
oy oy pip pip nobody likes you here mate. get the bloody hell out of my image board, you wanker.

かこさま

The outback nobody that married the Princess of Sweden lived a few miles from here.

Why not me

>>10834636
is this what they call "bump otaku"?

What's wrong with her eyes? Does she sleep?

>>10838607
She is beautiful Japanese princess.

Only ugly gaijin have wide open non-tired eyes from not working because gaijin are lazy.

>>10838595
She's like a chubbier version of Yukirin.

>>10838609
No Sean, shes pretty ugly.

>>10841231
Please control your deep seated homosexuality and realize that your preferences are entirely subjective. Please stop stating your opinions as facts.

She's pretty cute. I'd hit it.

>>10841459
"durp durp durp durp HURR HURR HURR"

-you

>>10841443
Kill yourself ledditor.

>>10841478

>>10841483
Damn right I'm mad, you f**king a**hole. Why don't you come meet me somewhere instead of talking sh*t online, p**sy?

>>10841499
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>>10841231
>>10841478

Your virginity-protection level is pretty strong, dude.

>>10841231
>>10841478

Nice virginity-protection shield, dude.

It's sad being a princess...

its sade begin a princes

I'm Prince.

I'm O(+>

she's ugly

>>10845382
How would you know.
>>10845495
No. She's the best.

>>10845445

You sexy motherfucker.

>>10845311

She went from cute to fat lard in only 5 years.

>>10845311

She has such a nice seraphic glance.
2010's photo is fantastic.

>>10845311
10/10 would still marry

>>10845311
Why can't it be 2010 forever?

>>10845683
>(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY
You are a good trip user.

>>10845683
>(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY
You are a shit trip user.

>>10845693
>>10845715
Whos side do I take

>>10845739
The truth lies in the middle

>>10845739
Let truth be your guide.

Three Dutch Royal sisters
http://royalhats.wordpress.com/tag/princess-amalia/

>>10845774
>>>/int/
Japanese only here, son.
Posting lesser sister.

>>10845774
The older two are kinda fat, but the one on the right is pretty.

>>10845801
The father is fat too. Does even lift bro? No. No, he doesn't. Being royalty ain't shit if you don't even take the time to lift on the tax payers dime.

>>10845787
Ok dude, here is Princess Mononoke !

>>10845819
>>>/a/
You're still doing it wrong man.

>>10845846
Whats wrong dude, Prinzessin Nagako

Princess Teru

no seriously why is she brown

>>10845936
That's an anime princess is all buddy.

>>10845993
She doesn't look brown.

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