/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd end up stabbing you all.

zetsuboushita?

>>1081188
/jp/ and /a/
and /a/
/a/

Good idea. Too bad it will never happen.

DESPAIR! THE ECONOMY HAS ME IN DESPAIR!

>>1081199
This, and also the fact that some dipshit would get us all deported within minutes of arrival.

/travel/ling to Japan thread.

20-30? Too many. With less people I think it would be manageable. We have less delusional weeaboos here it would be nice.

>>1081199
>>1081235

At first, I thought it was a bad idea. Now, I think it's a great idea.

/travel/ing to Japan thread.

>/jp/
No.
>/a/
Fuck no.

Do we have to share a room?

>>1081191
>>1081199
>>1081279
30 GO IN 1 COMES OUT

>>1081284
I suddenly thinking of Battle Royale with 30 people from /jp/

i remember youtubing some japanese tv show where they showed gaijin groups having otaku tours of akihabara. it was pretty sad

>>1081278
Cirno has been missing for months.

Some time around any of Japan's big events would be nice. Comiket maybe?

>>1081284
Sounds like fun.

>>1081288
>>1081296
I am now thinking of Battle Royale with 30 people from /jp/, plus 30 loli

>>1081293
MIKURU BEEEMU

>>1081278

4chan won't even make it onto the fucking plane.

>>1081248
Misogyny, here we come!

>>1081311
Because we all have name tags.

>>1081298

Thank god.

>>1081309
That's called an orgy, not a battle royale.

>>1081321

All it's going to take is one brainwarped newfag to say, "I'm with those guys!" to cause a hilarious irl threadban.

>>1081330
I am pretty sure that most of us would instantly deny that such a person is with us if an incident were to happen.

>>1081345
we all would hate each other, I am pretty sure we wouldn't give a shit as to what happens to someone like that.

>>1081188
we hate each other too much to be together.

what

go to japan?

with YOU guys?

ugh, why would I want to do that. I-It's not like we'd have fun, or anything....

i would go we could just incade the hostels and capsule hotels while at the same time boosting the economy!

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1081441
Why can't I be true with my feelings for myself....

>>1081437
Anon is tsundere for itself.

>>1081302
Reitaisai, whereupon we deliver to ZUN a handwritten petition signed in our own blood demanding that he bring Mima back.

>>1081443

What if he can't read English?

>>1081278
Why would anyone suck 40%'s dick? He's one of the nice tripfags but I don't see anything special about him.

So /jp/, can you resist your HIKKI ways for the promised land?

I'm predicting 1 of 2 scenerios:

1.) Everyone's a social retard and there's little to no discussion going on between us all. Bit by bit we all go our separate ways.

2.) We show some human decency and restraint and all interact alright. When not faceless and nameless, I have a feeling we won't be total idiots like repressed animugirls do when they go to a con and whore themselves out.

>>1081464
Otaku are hated in Japan too.

>>1081468
Some moron is going to make a lame Touhou joke, and the whole group is just going to split up.

>>1081472

Yes, but there's strength in numbers

>>1081454
This petition is curtain fire shooting petition.
Anonymous play game and are now waiting. Please code warmly until it is ready.
Mima is missing for 10 years. Anonymous believe you can solve this mystery.

>>1081480

Ah, fuck, I just remember at least half of you are touhoufags. Don't think this is going to work out, guys.

>>1081480

Same, as much as I'd like to believe the vast majority of /jp/ are just normalfags who suppress their power levels, there'll be THOSE GUYS who talk about nothing but touhou/vn, etc and make the experience unbearable.

I see /jp/ sticking together just long enough to see some stuff, then we all get sick of it and we isolate ourselves in hotel rooms with our laptops until we are scheduled to leave.

>>1081515
>>1081499
That's not the problem for me. It's just that half of you Touhou fans out there have a terrible sense of humor and make idiotically lame and immature jokes.

>>1081278
>Cirno
;_;

i dont think a big trip would even be possible for 80%of the fags here from bumfuck idaho. /a/ Califags could pull it off tho, cheeba cheeba yall

>>1081601
lol. American.

>>1081524

Huh, that's a good point.

Aside from going to a cafe, we wouldn't have anything to do together.

I ALMOST envy /v/, at least they'd be able to socialize (with each other) better.

>>1081610
lol. eurofag

>>1081617
I suppose we could play some Melty Blood.

4chan: The reality show.

One contestant from each board. /a/, /v/, /jp/. You name it. All in ONE HOUSE. Occasional guest stars among the likes of seiyuu, video game designers, Fox News representatives, etc. We will be competing for ........... 4 million dollars. Challenges will range from eating A PIG'S VAGINAAAAAAAA to seeing how long you can stay in a thread about Lucky Star without raging.

In the end, it will come down to:

a touhou fag from /jp/, who is well mannered but actually has a large doll collection and a fetish for armpits. He also has a poor heart condition from all the "So moe" threads.

an angry, angry, angry dyke from /u/. She doesn't even look like a woman any more at this point. She doesn't understand the art of trolling at all and falls for threads such as "Nanoha is straight." Cuthroat bitch with a softside for women in suits.

and last. the /v/irgin. The only reason why he's made it this far is because he trolled the /a/ contestant one day by comparing Haruhi to Sephiroth, causing /a/non to flip and kill himself.

And of course, you, anon.

Who will win? What will be at stake? Is there really that much to sacrifice? Find out November 5th on CBS.

>>1081617
"So what did you guys do in Japan"
"Well, we took a look around, got bored, and then we isolated ourselves while we were on our laptops"

>>1081619
lol. wrong

>>1081729
Well sign me up.

>>1081188
>>1081188
>>1081188
>>1081188
>>1081188

I'm planning a trip in the winter. Sometime in November and December. I went to Tokyo this past June, so I know my way around a bit. I'm down.

I don't think this plan will work well. Going with you guys mean hanging out at akihabara.

As much as I like Touhou, I rather go to the red light district and have some fun. Then maybe check out some maid cafe and take a look at comiket.

>>1082445
And then you'll realize sex without love is just two bags of meat pounding each other. Just like Yukkuris.

>>1082456
From this post, it can now be proven that since Yukkuris = sex - love, that Yukkuris + love = sex.

As was said, we'd probably isolate ourselves and post on /jp/, then the board would be full of "hey guise, I'm in japan, lol"

Also, mobbing Akihabara might freak the police out.

>>1082445
Maid cafés suck, bigtime.
The red light districts, or whatever you could call them, are tamer than the business district in my town.

>second largest economy
>second

>>1082549
Obviously, it ain't the first.

>>1081729
/r9k/ would win. We can be the best trolls and are so stoic that nothing bothers us. Also, we read Kant, so fuck you.

>>1082633
No, you're the most obvious trolls, this post included.

>>1082633

lol yeah right.

I enjoyed sagebombing your 'how many girls have you slept with?' thread the other day by the way.

>>1083287
Awesome, go do something useful, athens. /r9k/ sucks, it's just a bunch of ex-/b/tards acting fancy.

(No trolling /jp/, please, we're a decent bunch and today is actually being a peaceful day)

>>1082633
/r9k/ loses in the 3rd round to the /ic/ contestant. d/ick/ is not amused by /r9k/'s attempt to be unique. d/ic/k is a more sincere stoic, not a "omg im sooo intellectual" stoic.

sadly /ic/ contestant loses to /wg/ contestant, who blinds him with lens flare.

>>1083300
/ic/ would rage way too much at everyone.

/b/ would probably win, everyone else would commit suicide.

>>1083312
/b/ was disqualified in the first round. Underage ban.

>>1083300
...you don't know what stoic is, do you?

>>1083326
unaffected

what im saying is /r9k/ treats its neutrality towards things as if it was some intellectual gift. like the fact that nothing rages them or makes them happy

the person from /ic/ just naturally feels this way and doesnt flaunt it

>>1083343
It is something thats worth a damn and if you 'flaunt' stoic, you aren't stoic. Yes, I stated it here as matter of fact, and after this thread dies, it won't be talked about for another long ass time. The point is, we can take in information and use it towards a goal by behaving how we would to win.

>Could we on /jp/ and /a/ do the same?
>we on /jp/ and /a/?
>we
>/a/

>as much as I'd like to believe the vast majority of /jp/ are just normalfags

Rage threads belong on /b/, along with most of the posters in this one.

>>1083355
there is no we there is only one contestant from the board

>we
>/jp/ and /a/
DO NOT WANT

>>1083358
Its a trait we share.

>we
>/jp/ and /a/
>/a/
>/a/

>>1081188
oh hell no. i can imagine it. a clusterfuck of fat weeaboos who are only interested in fucking touhou and nothing japanese related at all.

they'd want to go to akihabara and raid the touhou dolls. id want to go visit a shrine, a pachinko parlor, or a bar, and get laughed at by the rest of /jp/

It's good to see how well you know eachother. I think it's still fine if we all ignore each other, but get cheaper plane tickets as a group.

>>1083395

I think paying extra so I don't have to go there on a plane I'm secretly hoping will crash is worth it.

>>1083378

I lolled hard, cuz it's true

>>1083378
>>1084501
Same person bumping his post 5 hours later.

>>1083378
>>1084501
>>1084535
samefag