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Let's have a jokes thread.

Q: What would you call Sanae Dekomori if she were drawn in Big O's art style?

>> No.10808290
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>> No.10808291

yea

>> No.10808295

Big HO?

>> No.10808294

Dorothy sanae?
I dunno mate :(

>> No.10808306

A: Art Deko!

>> No.10808306,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee?
He wanted to drink it before it became too cool.

>> No.10808308

>awkward silence
...so heard any good jokes recently?
😅

>> No.10808318

>>10808308
I read the wikipedia page on metajokes and laughed at the limericks.

>> No.10808373

If sanae was drawn in a big o art style then you'd call her a squirter.

>> No.10808373,1 [INTERNAL] 

Isn't her ban evading?

>> No.10808373,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10808373
I don't get it.

>> No.10808412

What's does the Moriya Shrine and OP's mom's house have in common?

>> No.10808442

>>10808412

Pure, cute ladies reside inside.

>> No.10808528 [DELETED] 

I'm not sure what a big O art style is but Sanae would drop her vagina panties in O(1).

>> No.10808554

>>10808528
No! Dekomori isn't like that, she's pure and maidenly.

>> No.10808564 [DELETED] 

>>10808554
Sorry, I just wanted to make a big O notation joke but I'm not very clever and that's the best I could come up with.

Would you like me to delete my post? I understand if you do, it was terrible.

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The things that cannot be cut by my Roukanken blade, forged by youkai, are close to...

nyan!

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>>10808564
No, just don't say anything like that about Dekomori again. Or you will be sentenced to DESU

>> No.10808614

>>10808598
Does she actually mean death when she says desu? maybe i was watching bad subs but they kept switching between desu and death.

>> No.10808621

what are sanae's ten desires?

>> No.10808622

>>10808598
Sorry, it was a worthless post and it didn't deserve to be in this thread so I deleted it.

>> No.10808645

>>10808621
Armpits, ass, pussy, face, tits, ass, hair, eyes, ears, nose.

>> No.10808649

>>10808614
I think it's kinda like Squid Girl and her squid puns. Squid Girl often uses words with "ika" in them, and fansubbers try to translate this by putting squid puns in the subtitle.

Similarly, Dekomori says "desu" a lot, and fansubbers translate this by putting the word "death" anywhere it'll fit.

>> No.10808665

>>10808621
1. To serve by Rikka's side
2. To find the ethereal horizon
3. To master all the magic in the Mabinogion
DESU. To send the fake Mori Summer to her DESU
5. To get over her fear of milk
6-10. To be Rikka's one and only

>> No.10808699

>>10808649
okay thank you.

>> No.10808748

>>10808665
>To be Rikka's one and only
To be Rikka's one and only what?

>> No.10808750

>>10808748
Like no one ever was

>> No.10808762

>>10808748
Watch the anime, dork, Sanae is totally lesbians for Rikka.

It's so sad, especially when she tries to win Rikka back by showing her the enchanted gems ;_;

>> No.10808767

>>10808762
Oh sorry, I don't watch anime.

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>>10808767
>doesn't watch anime
What'd you say your name was, again?

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>that feel when you will never be a swag as fuck DARK FURAMU MASTA pulling all the chuu2 girls
why, /jp/? why?

;___:

>> No.10808800

>>10808790
This anime is a sad fantasy. IRL that "dark flame master" would pull nothing but hambeasts, if even that.

>> No.10808803

>>10808800
>dark flame

Nice oxymoron.

>> No.10808810

>>10808803
he's not the master of the dark flames, he's a dark [flame] master

>> No.10808813

>>10808803
It's not, actually. Different chemicals burn in different colors, and some of them can be pretty dark.

>> No.10808816

>>10808813
No.

>> No.10808842

Chuunibyou is bad.

>> No.10810661

Are you a yatagarasu, or are you just happy to see me?

>> No.10810671

It's not the same without kerokero

>> No.10810706

>>10808665
>To master all the magic in the Mabinogion
Including that one spell where you can transform people into boars and have them fuck each other?

Mabinogion was pretty hardcore when it came to spells.

>> No.10810738

I love Dekomori a lot. She reminds me of myself except I only pretend to be retarded.

>> No.10810741

>except I only pretend to be retarded.
Yeah, about that,

>> No.10810749

>>10810741
That was a joke. I was making fun of Dekomori.
Why don't you understand

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Chuu2 a shit

>> No.10811407

>>10808645

You listed ass twice.

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