/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I eat my food in portions, e.g. I'll eat all the fish first, then all the chips...I don't mix and match foods, I finish one thing before I go onto the next.

I told /ck/ and they're saying it's weird and embarrassing.

fuck parents

Your parents don't sound very nice. Do you live near Giffnock? You could NEET it up with me if you like.

>>10805626
Yeah fuck them. Especially your mom.

It's funny because Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend is Scottish.

LENFRIED-SAMA ME LAD, YE KEN IT'S QUEER FOR A BAIRN LIKE YE TE NOT AVE ANY GAALS IN LEEF.

>>10805635
Don't do that, she finally settled on one boyfriend for the first time in years.

>>10805629
Does anyone else love mayo with chips? I can't get enough of it.

>>10805641
I used to do it a lot, then I started getting chubby so I stopped.

>>10805629
I usually do this. I also do it from worst to best, so usually my meal goes French Fries>Chicken Tenders.

Lenfriend, I tell you this with all my good will, kill yourself and end yours and your parents' misery.

>>10805645
Hah! I'm getting a little chubby myself so maybe I should lay off too.

>>10805638

GET TAE FUK DA, AM NEETIN IT UP HIVIN A WEE BEVVIE WAE THE BOYS ON /jp/ YAAAASSS

>>10805648
>kill yourself and end yours and your parents' misery.

Shouldn't that be "kill yourself and end you and your parents' misery"?
Or I guess since there are now two groups, "kill yourself and end you and your parents' miseries?"
Or can mass nouns just stay the same even if there are multiple ones involved?

Solve this shit, linguaboos.

>>10805656
>HIVIN A WEE BEVVIE WAE THE BOYS ON /jp/

FUCKIN YAASSS MANNN

>>10805618
She looks creepy in the image.

Like rape creepy.

>>10805656
>GET TAE FUK DA
wot?

>>10805666

FUCKIN YALDI GETTIN MAD WAE IT DOON WEE RYZA'S GAFF POSTIN LENFRIED AW OOR THE JAY PEE NAECUNT KIN STOP ME DA I'M A NEET FUR LIFE YE WUDNAE EVEN UNDERSTOAN

>>10805661
My tight ESL sense says that it should be "kill yourself and end your and your parents' misery"

>>10805665
It reminds me of that one image from a Japanese TV show of the weird, white doll thing with staring eyes.

What was that, anyway?

>>10805656
>>10805685
Is "DA" like in "DA-ZE~"?

>>10805688
I'm not sure.

"Kill yourself and end Alice and Bob's misery."
"Kill yourself and end Alice's and Bob's misery."

Maybe we're all right and nobody is wrong!

Did you have any weird dreams Lenfriend?

>>10805640
are you going to let him steal your mommy like that

>>10805688
>>10805661
I think the original is right, when he says "end yours and your parents' misery" he's talking about a common object that they both share, that is the misery of Lenfried(Himself and his parents child) being a worthless piece of shit who could make the world a better place by removing his existence.

>>10805693
It's Scottish for dad I assume.

>>10805636

bout 5 minutes away dude

http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan

I'm learning!

>>10805702
But I get the feeling Lenfried-sama's misery is distinct from his parents' collective misery. It's like the difference between fish and fishes, or people and peoples.

>>10805636
Please respond. ;___;

>>10805708
>>10805710
Hahaha look at this person! He looks so foolish!

>>10805709

Ganbare! I believe in you!!!!

>>10805702
It would be cool if you could just chop a part away: "end your [...] misery".

"End yours misery (and your parents')"

>>10805708
That's really close! I don't think my landlord would let you live with me but you could visit any time you like? It would get you away from your meanie parents.

>>10805718
Please don't bully, it was a simple mistake.

Does anyone here live in North Yorkshire, Durham, Tyne & Wear, Cumbria, or Northumberland?

I want a friend.

>>10805736

If you can get into the city centre anytime in the next few hours I'll have a beer with you

you take the high road
and i'll take the low road

>>10805748
Dude whoa, do you live in all those places?

>>10805618
Now you're just as annoying as Sparky, kill yourself.

>>10805760
Dude not even close.

>>10805754
What did you dream about today, Lenfried?

>>10805748
I'll seriously consider hanging with you if you post a picture with a timespamp proving you're not a chav or chav looking, we can play videogames or watch anime, I'm kind of average and I also want a friend but I hate chavs since they made highschool a hell for me, simple as that.

>>10805752
I am a big person.

Also I found £10 yesterday so I can get a day ticket for a bus anywhere! And maybe a Metro ticket, but I don't know how those work.

If we meet up you might have to buy me a hot meal. I'll pay you back if I ever win the lottery. Which is pretty good because if I do win I'll give you at least £1000, whereas you can get the Subway meal deal for £3.

I've never been to GB but I sometimes watch Emmerdale with my mom because it's just so sweet.

>>10805783
A-are you homeless?

>>10805769

i'm not chav .. ww
they bullied me too, don't worry
seriously, if you want to meet up for a beer I will be in Glasgow city center until about 10pm. We can play games and stuff afterwards if you like.
Well, it's your choice.

>>10805800
No! Just poor.

>>10805769
I don't have a camera. Also I hate having pictures of myself in places I can't control.
Basically I look like a crazy shut-in person. We could meet in some public location and if you think I look scary, you can just ignore me. I'll understand.

Oh I got completely confuse about replies...............まああああ ignore my baka post

>>10805823
>>10805817
Do either of you have a phone number or how will we arrange a meeting place?

>>10805852
Post a time and a location that is convenient for you. I'll just show up.

>>10805817
>>10805823
Okay, this sounds kind of reckless but what about if we meet near of Ichiban sushi restaurant in Byres road? I can be there in 45 min, I'll pass by and look around if tell me a way to recognize you both, we can have beer and talk. Just don't look too akward since I'm easy to scare, also promise not to mug me. What do you say?

>>10805877
Yeah man go to Glasgow city centre at 8:30pm on a Saturday. What a great idea for an awkward person.

>>10805839
omfg debs hi

I'm surprised more than 2 people in here are actually from Glasgow.

>>10805880
I'm open to suggestions, but any lonely place where some vandal can show up is out of question.

I wish I had a /jp/ friend... No one lives in Northern Ireland.

Which hawk would you ward

>>10805897
I'm not from Glasgow.

>>10805877

West end is difficult for me, I'm coming from southside.
Could you manage a more central location?

>>10805893
I live in Fermanagh, where do you live?

Dude, he's going to take you to Ichiban and put his yaoi stick in ur yaoi hole

anyone going to nema con?

>>10805910
You tell me, I can drive if you suggest a place with easy parking.

>>10805910
Whoa, he's talking normally! So cool!

>>10805918
nekomimi car sex

>>10805910
Do you know any good locations? Like the place you would go for your stag night before getting married to Lenfried?

>>10805919
You're breaking one of the unwritten rules of /jp/: don't draw attention to the fact that someone is breaking character or not using their gimmick.

>>10805918
>>10805923
Sauchiehall Street?

>>10805926
Gill yourself.

>>10805926
>unwritten rules
/jp/ pls

>>10805913
County Down. The opposite side of the country!

>>10805949
I'll be the one looking like a socially awkward retard

>>10805941
Mmmmh.. what time? Also how do I know it's you?

>>10805949
He is Lenfried in real life.

>>10805949

Because I look like a キモイオタ obviously!

>>10805941
Scotland looks like such a colorful place.

>tfw you can't meet up cute scottish /jp/sies

>>10805957
Unless you tell me exactly where are you gonna be I'm not gonna stop at every standing stranger to see if he looks like a hobo.

If three of you are meeting up, none of you should say whether or not you are LMIB. It'll keep things interesting.

Everyone be sure to read the Glasgow Times tomorrow!

>>10805993

pls no hijinks... now I'm too nervous...

>>10805998
I'm not one of the people going, don't worry. I was doing a joke.

In real life I hope you guys have fun.

>>10805998
I'll miss you, LMIB.

As I said, it's getting late and if you guys really wanna go have a beer tonight make up your minds already and tell me where and ensure you'll be there, it's the first time for me and I'd like it to be successful.

You should probably say what clothes you will be wearing.

If any of you have a fumo or something you could bring that.

Damn, fried Len, your stories always make me LOL out loud!

But seriously, Shigeru Tomato? Are you fucking kidding me?

Pic related is my most amazing gf in Tokyo. You jelly, scrubs?

>>10805944
Even if it's the opposite side it's not a very big country. Would you like to try being friends anyway? Do you have an email account or something?

>>10806014

Email me, I can check from phone

>>10806025
Sure, email is in the field.

>>10806036

9pm..まあ late now, nevermind.

Idea of some REAL LIFE meeting is kind of make me feel too nervous anyway.Sorry.

>>10805698
>>10805767

Yeah, I didnt forget......its take some while for recover from this shock however.

Basically, AYA-chan と myself need some time for discussion soon..........

holy gods!!

i just sober up a little and im suddenly realise i almost ended up meet some /jp/sie in outside world today
Please /jp/ as my friend never let this happen again.

Im in no position for ever become RIAJUU
RIAJUU kind of guy even make me feel little nausea in my stomachs.

What is LEN think, if im make these f*king stupid actions/

OH MY GOD IM DEEP IN DEPRESS........

EVEN IM...FEEL SO DEPRESSION FROM LAST NIGHT....................

Even...
I experienced some vision ofv most insanity iridescent dream of HIRANO AYA history..........
Even Im not sure if its even just /jp/ post or some charming hallucination in sympsoium of post-mystic seiyuu dreamlike evening...............

Still, I feel so many kimochi of last night.
Some witch did indeed invade.
Indeed Im feel some many thing for this witch.

But its incredible illusion...................
Even shes possess me..........stalk me in dream...............cast spell on my girlfriend LENfrone..............be enemy of Haiti................................threaten me with some magical violences.............

Even this, she make me almost turn into some normalfriend?????
Even Im almost meeting with guy in real lifes??????????????????????????????????

ITs most fucking ichiban transgression of all AYA HIRANO CAN CAST UPON MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF MOST CHARMING NEONLIKE GLOW IN RAINBOW DREAMS?!?!?!?!?!?

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE!
BELIEVE IN ME WHO DONT BELIEVE IN YOU!
THIS IS SENSOU!

even..................last night post is so fuking kawaii......
Even............Aya-chan poster did reignite some extreme kimochi inside my mune..........

Even Im......shed some tear right now.....for extreme crocodile tear of kimochi de geso most serious samurai honour in twilight hour of secret love................


Even , this too, is transient passage we all must endure........please be brave for me /jp/..... please be brave for me, little Osana-chan........... I always love you guy......

I love LMIb threads.

>>10806261
It's fine Lenfried, it happens to us all from time to time, we're humans and we feel loneliness, /jp/ may be a dick and say it's a normie thing but honestly anyone who doesn't feel it is the true normie that has friends and a healthy social life and all that.
If I were in Britain i'd like to meet you and have a drink, for reals, but don't lie to yourself and say that you wouldn't like to spend time with your /jp/ friends just for the sake of posing.

Sorry......
Im overcome with emotion............

Im think about LENFRIED-chan............
Im reminisce about AYA-chan.........
Im....think most about /jp/.....

You guy, in this board, you know Im love you, right?
Its unirony.
From beginning of my post career, I only come to this board because Im really love every guy here because its serious guy of most extreme beautiful personality, of interesting fun post, of daily NEET diary of wonder, of game discussion in serious fascination.

Indeed....................even....my life is so terrible....be bullly by my parent for be NEET....be ignore by LENFRIED on many twitter post I send to her.....be extreme bully by people school many year ago...be reject by society...

Even all this, I find some home in /jp/......
For this, Im offer you guy LOVE(愛) for ever.
Please never hesitate for ask me favour, or Im do some help for you. Wakaru...?

Thank you...its message..

>>10806303

Keep posting that image!

>>10806321
I think I'm in love with you, is that okay?

I like the idea that LMIB is an ordinary, well-spoken poster while drunk, but batshit insane while sober.

This is now /jp/ canon.

I'd love to meet up Britfag /jp/sies but try living on the Isle of Wight, it's the most awkward fucking place in the UK ever, I have to spend extra money on a ferry just to go anywhere. All I want is to live on the mainland again so I can just go and hop on a train or something and journey over, same for people visiting me.

And through all that I'm stuck down south when I get across.

>>10806349
Didn't Beckii Cruel live there? Or was that the Isle of Man?

I'll never meet a north dakota /jp/sie.

>>10806358
That was Isle of Man.

This is from a London 2hu rave meetup, hope you guys don't look like this.

>>10806391
Me on the right.

>>10806362
Are you Native American?

>>10806304

Thank you.......
You made a really kind post....
I was really scare some /jp/ guy would be angry at me for do some normie action...
Your post serious comfort me.....
Thank you 10806304-san.....

>>10806391
I was there!

>>10806485
Timestamp faggot or it didn't happen

>>10806494
*goes back in time*
*attends London Touhou-Sai 2011*
*takes picture with timestamp*

(ha ha ha he will never suspect a thing!)

>Len feelio when this thread

LEN IM BETRAY YOUR FEELIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................?

I want to....
Hoshii....
I want to send letter to LENFRED.......

It begins addression of:

Most honourable OJOU-SAMA of many year century of all time...........................
Please accept most grovel underling of your whims and do all duties you command for ever and Im love Lenfred must enjoy most ichiban scent of your armpits and serious except that its true pure love of only romance............
Please guide me...........


Even Im in my most lonely hour.......
All time...

In past, even Im most lonely, most depress
Its no big deal!!!!
Because LENFRED cheer me up with some pic

Please, make it like some old day.
LEN I Need your love more than ever.
My heart is yours.
I love you Lenfried.

I love you so much.

anyway its tangent

Im going have some rest and contemplation of many issue
Mahybe my post is only nuisance now because Im post so many.

Thanx...

Arigatou, listening me.
/jp/!
You guy is always so kind..

Thanx..

>>10806411
Nope

>>10806730

素敵だね。。。

>>10806280
HAHAHAHAHA SO MANY WARAI! I control transposable fate of immaculate dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


did you enjoy it...........................? was it good kimochi.....................? it was sugoi! I wakaru. Indeed, this is the reason of your regret. In the end, you, LENFRIED and haiti are no match for my charming lovecraftian magics!

YOU BELONG TO ME! GIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or next time...............................<wbr> you will become riajuu................. LENFRIED do not like riajuu..........?

>>10806302
kawaii? i know kawaii is me! always from set foot beginning i understand true kawaii over all otaku kindgom.... this is last chance!!!!! join my side in enigmatic recollection of phantasmagoria and be KING of OTAKU KINGDOM!!!! it is your UNMEI!

>>10806321
all reject but not me.... reminisce about AYA more. serious delusions of inconsiderate LENFRIED are past now! you are my belongs!

you have akirameru! FOREVER!

last night, im have some dream aobut you.

In this dream, im dance right beside you.
It llook like every one is have some fun
This kind of feeling, im wait so long.....

Dont stop, come little close.
As we jam, rhythm gets stronger
Theres nothing more. Just LEN little fun
We are dance....

All night long..........

>>10806831
I wonder if you could write an algorithm to parse over regular speech and LMIB-ify it.

>>10806834

If they can do it for alt.swedish.chef.bork^3 they can do it for LMIB

Indeed this kind of situatoins is occurence in the past.
Kono story shitteru?
No?
PLease listen. For your own safety in some future.

Indeed, Im contact by some /jp/ "epic tripfag"
When Im first become some tripcode user.
"Hello LENFROG most of extreme ichiban! Im excite for be your friend!"
This is where EXTERNAL INVITATION OF SERIOUS REAL LIFE KIMOCHIS began.
"My friend is have some meetup for real life meeting of internal loveliness /jp// user....you are accept some invitation...?"

As he say this, he pass some grape to me.
Im eat these grape and recline in throne.
"AAAH THIS IS SECRET CLUB OF TRIPCODE USER?~~~~ KIMOCHII II NAAA!!"

So Im accept offer.
for now.........

>>10807312

i tried continuiaton of story but then im listen some OKADA YUKIKO song....im serious have some tears.........what is this most kimochi feeling deep cavernous heart of many repressed sadness.......AAAAH!!!! NEVERMIND!!!!

>>10807312
>>10807321
What's wrong, lenfriend? Are you feeling ok?

>>10807321


Anyway, the continuations of this story becomes.

For before this IN REAL LIFE Meeting of myself and some /jp/sie (its include serious famous tripcode user of jay pee....i wont typeing names!!! for protect identity!!!)
I did some sneaky sneaky spy on these guy in IRC channel..............ww

For frankly, Im competely disgust by this displayment.

Its RIAJUU everywhere.

"im just finish my job!"
"im have some college exam next week!"
"in future im buy this for my future of wife and kid!! : )))"

I am serious vomit on my keyboard so many force its take king athrur kind of computer technician must come my house and save computer. (its meme?)
Indeed my vomit its so serious of kimochi I almost ressurect decease idol of eternal love OKADA YUKIKO.........for revenge on these RIAJUU freak.............anyway is tangent

I decide NO!!! Im fuking never meet these normalstein normingmeir normlard norms1!!!

Anyway, one night Im feel serious passion for LENFRED most feeling of in the air tonight...Im go into these IRC channel.
Indeed, what Im say? TO BE CONTINUE.........

>>10805641
I'm not a silly person, I try all sauces with chips.

>>10807347
Lenfried... you really are the hero we need right now!

>>10807347
I can't wait for the concusion!

actually, continuation from original thread subject......you /jp/ guy ever have some experience like this too? please share! for make fun thread

Actually, early, few hour ago, Im on this telephone to my aunt
She say: "young man in your age must have some responsibilty of life. therefore you must geting some job!!!!!"

Initial, im feel "shut the FUG up!! please."

But, then im serious realise.
Indeed its true. As my aunt is claim.

I have many responsiblitys.

For instance: make thrad on /jp/, send cute tweet to LEN on twitter, talk my fun friend in email, drink many of beer, read many excellent /jp/ thrad, save many pic of kawaii 2D girl, watcheing of anime, play video game, be cooking of food for eat when im iridescent starvation of lovely bacon kimochi

Suddenly Im realise...aunty you are serious misguide if you think Im actualy have no responsibility in my life. Please dont be silly.

>>10807435
Yeah, my mom is telling me I need to pick a career and go do it, and that I cannot just sit in the house anymore.

>>10807435
Us /jp/ guys have so many responsibilities, normies just don't understand!

>>10807435
It happened to me once. I showed my mommy /jp/ and then I told her "these people need me". Now she posts on mommy threads and roleplays as Byakuren because she realized I made a post telling people I think my mommy looks a lot like Byakuren.

>>10807460
I remember you.

I told my mom that I was going to uni to get a degree and in less than a month I'll be graduating from said uni with a degree in civil engineering.

I wasn't really a NEET before, but I only went to class on obligation to my mom. Now I don't know what I should do because I can't tell her I'm going to school. I spent 4 years delaying the inevitable. How do I keep on not getting a job?

>>10807460
Whoa, really? That's hot!