/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I-i--I'm shy!
What if you guys masturbate to my room?

>>10789036
Your room look

where were u when japan post room?

I was in computer

"no"

and you?????

Nice room.

>>10789040
No Don't worry

My room is messy. Sorry.

>>10789030
1/3

>>10789066
oh lord my set up.

>>10789072
and the best of all, my horrible collection that i just started.

>>10789072

what happens when you're masturbating and look up to see your hairy grotesque 3dpd body in the mirror?

>>10789076
本物だ！　ＭＭだね

>>10789077
Giluty crown?

>>10789086
yeah!
>>10789080
why would i be standing up?

>>10789103
My room 2

>>10789076
This is a very good room.

plizz raet

>>10789122
Please don't masturbate to Flan-chan.

>>10789122
doesnt even try to hide his onahole...

>>10789122
shit

Why are there so many needlessly large, blurry, uncompressed images?

>>10789136
people who post rooms are 15 years old and take it with their iphone and upload it directly from there

>>10789144
What are 15 year olds doing with phones? Don't their parents know it will cause brain tumors?

>>10789134
He carefully placed it there before taking the photo to show us how edgy he is.

amd My room and collection

>>10789131
>>10789132
>>10789134
>>10789150
confirmed for mega jelly

collection

That feel when you post a room photo but you forget to put your bong and your gun in the shot.

>>10789161
Go back to /v/.

I'm always blown away when I see your rooms and you have this weeaboo shit everywhere. It's like, it's definitely not ironic. These people are on /jp/.

I came into this thread hoping to see a new picture of Milk's room and none has been posted thus far.

I will never get back the time I wasted entering this disappointment shit of a thread.

>>10789165
He's not even any worse than the people he was replying to.

>>10789166
>supports company that publishes your favorite show
>weeaboo

what.

>>10789077
大関？　sake?

>>10789165
you can't do shit about my stay here in /jp/

>>10789166
Are you blown away when you see a shitty post in /jp/ or the sun rises, too?

>>10789172
I'd take generic low quality posts over /v/ nonsense any day.

>>10789173
You're buying all these dolls and shit. Even if you really like all these porn powerpoint games and shooting games, you can't just keep it on your computer? And if you like them ironically, you're willing to go so far as to buy merchandise?

I guess these people are from /a/ or somewhere, not /jp/.

>>10789178
I would take /v/ nonsense over posts that are just outright shitty any day.

/v/ nonsense eventually goes away but retards are here forever.

>>10789179
stay buttmad poorfag

>>10789076
10/10 would live in

>>10789186
... and then there's posts that are /v/ nonsense AND outright shitty.

>>10789183
Yes of course, all those epic memes always go away.

>>10789190
I can probably name five /jp/-original shit developments for every /v/ meme that actually stuck.

>>10789188
>ellipses
>mfw

>>10789190
You're allowed to just say "memes". We won't bully you if you don't qualify it with "epic".

>>10789195
do it I fucking dare you

>>10789199
HONK HONK has been around as long as /jp/ has.

>>10789197
I'll take sarcasm for 300.

>>10789197
No, I think "epic memes" is more appropriate in this context. I'm guessing the "we" here is new people?

>>10789209
It's not shitposting if you're being le ironic.

>>10789208
you still havent proven you're point

>>10789219
If you're going to use examples of memes that "took off" at try and pick ones that have been used sometime in the last week.

Jannie shite, people whining about /q/ueers, ass twice, people whining about Touhou, milk threads.

>>10789232
face it, you lost

>>10789239
Yeah, okay, we're done here.

>>10789243
You realize you're just talking to some guy thats fucking with you, I made the first post and thats it.

>>10789251
What do you think "yeah, we're done here" means?

>>10789257
Holy FUCK are you ever owned

>>10789239
I don't get labelling drinks after things. It makes sense if it's something related to you or the manufacturer, but being a fan of some meme isn't going to affect the drink. My Little Brewery's beer isn't going to taste different because Twilight Sparkle is your favorite pony.

Always have show your material possessions huh Americans?

>>10789077
I'm super jello of your nendo anon.

I need to update this image, but p-please don't masturbate to my room.

>>10789376
Nice Dota 2 mousepad, you trench shitter.

>>10789379
post your'e dotabuff and then say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
http://dotabuff.com/players/38125078

>>10789384
>49% w/r

C'mon mate, step it up.

>>10789392
>win/rate
?

>>10789376
lol is that your girlfriend?

>>10789396
what? who? the wallpaper?

>>10789399
yes

>>10789404
no lol

it's a wallpaper

>>10789409
i have a lot of them and a lot of different characters focused, that one just happened to be up at the time

>>10789409
will you hook me up with her then?

>>10789416
yah here u go m8

go nuts

>>10789423
>feelio when my one monitor is over twice the resolution of your two monitors

>>10789416
Here's the original.

>>10789436
res means fuck all compared to size
the monitor on my right is a 27'
you can still probably 1up me but I'm just sayin

>>10789462
>80 DPI
How horrible. Mine is 22".

>>10789473
it looks fine

>>10789166
haha stupid crossboarder.

Right now there's a Zoji instead of the kettle and hot plate.

>>10789166
"Hiding your power level" is for insecure children. There's no reason not to surround yourself with the things you like when you don't have any "bros" who will see your room. It seems to me that you came to /jp/ mistakenly believing that everyone is being ironic and doing everything they do for the EPIC LULZ. Go make some epicly hilarious threads about how much you hate the janitor or whatever it is you're here to do. Though I don't like room threads either since they're pretty much blogging and attention-whoring.

>>10789633

>>10789643

>>10789647
nice receding hairline fag

so many normalfag rooms

EET scum

>>10789639
le niwaka dace

>>10789656
If they had jobs, the room would look like an office, wouldn't it?

Why do you people have sheets on your beds?

>>10789662
If they didn't have jobs then how could they afford all that stuff?

>>10789670
They whore themselves on NND.

>>10789656
I'm NEET please don't make fun of my room.

>>10789693
you ain't NEET you ain't nothin

>>10789670
Middle to upper class kids.

>>10789716
There are children posting on /jp/? B-but that's against the rules.

>>10789763
Adult children.

>>10789766
I won't argue against that, I get along great with kids but not so much with adults.

>>10789544

Very minimalistic.

I would have no OCD problems in that room.

>>10789791

>>10789818
/a/ is disgusting.

>>10789823
It clearly says /b/ right there.

>>10789077
Mine is very similar!

But instead I have a Flandre and Remilia Nendo with a bottle of Irish Whiskey.

Your room is also a lot cleaner, I just kind of leave my stuff lying around.

>>10789818
>thumbtacks
That really bothers me.

>>10789544
I'm mirin your place mate, can I bunk with you?

>>10789544
I really like it. Only thing I would add would be a daki.

>>10789834
Not him but I'll let you live with me for free if you become my maid/slave.

>>10789841
How about personal chef?

>>10789841
Define maid/slave.

>>10789842
Well there is a body pillow, but no daki cover.

>>10789544
Are those panties I see next to your ona hole?

I never got into the whole room thing
Its just a place to use the internet and sleep

>>10789829
I am /b/ /pol/ /k/ /a/ /jp/ /h/ /d/ /c/ /e/ /o/ /mlp/ /u/ /lgbt/ /cgl/ /diy/ /out/ and /g/ all in one

you could say, i am the embodiment of 4chan

>>10789858

>>10789843
Can we still do lewd things?

>>10789850
You have to clean, cook, dress up in cute clothes and do lewd things. You also are forbidden from leaving the house unless you want to stop being my maid/slave.

>>10789870
That's too controlling.

>>10789870
What specifies as lewd?
I could cum in your food or something, if you're into that.

>>10789858
I like your background.

>>10789870
Am I allowed to use the internet in my free time?
Will you pay for all my expenses, food included?
Are you alright if I get to keep my nice trimmed beard?

>>10789871
You don't have to do them all the time, only cooking. You will also get internet access and an allowance to buy cute things.

>>10789854
Yes

>>10789122
Got any "room" for an extra "speed stick"? ;)

>>10789884
The can't leave thing is what really bothers me.

>>10789884
How much allowance are we talkin' here?
Enough to buyfag for figures as much as I want?

>>10789874
Revealing clothing and masturbating without regard for privacy. Maybe other things too...

>>10789882
See >>10789884

>>10789888
Where would you want to go?

>>10789888
You could probably loophole around it, like leave the house inside a big hamster ball once in a while.

Or only leave at night.

>>10789889
A maid has to work hard for their pay!

>>10789891
You seem too controlling and like you would kill me. I just want to freedom to leave if I want/need to.

>>10789891
Can I watch anime?

>>10789898
You can always leave. You just can't go back if you do.

>>10789898
Of course you could leave, it would be against the law to stop you.

It's just that a maid/slave shouldn't really have anywhere to go.

>>10789899
Yes.

>>10789906
Why aren't I allowed to go out though?

>>10789909
Because a maid/slave shouldn't be allowed to wander. Who knows what they might get up to?

>>10789914
You seem really insecure.

>>10789916
A lot of people keep indoor pets, though.

>>10789923
same

>>10789921
I'm a human.

>>10789924
You can't treat someone like a pet. You can only do that in the bedroom.

>>10789926
It's like a job though, you're getting paid to be an indoor pet.

>>10789914

Ok, let's talk seriously here. How much are you willing to pay for that kind of service? Provided you supply everything else already mentioned.

I am not doing anything particularly special with my life, and if you're handsome I might just seriously take this offer.

nice rooms guys :DDDDD

>>10789914
That what you have head maids for.

>>10789941
I could probably only afford 100-200 dollars a month as an allowance.

>>10789964
Plus living expenses and health care?

>>10789544
Candy next to the onaholes? Dang man it's been a while since you updated your room picture, pedophile man. Very clean, very modest, except for the fact that you have candy next to the onaholes. It's really fucking creepy man. I really think you're a child molester. It makes your room so creepy.
>>10789643
>>10789647
Why did you post your pictures. On top of that I can't tell if you even lift.
>>10789838
Yeah. Destroys it all.
>>10789865
>i am the embodiment of 4chan
No you're the embodiment of a crossboarder. Get out please!

>>10789986
Living expensive like cooking materials and sanitation products would be provided for.

Health care too, you have to make sure your maid is healthy!

paranoia NEET here. because why the fuck not.

>>10790053
I would like to cuddle on your messy couch.

>>10790053
I wish I could live with you.

>>10790056
>>10790060
I don't know if sarcasm. But this makes me feel happy.

>>10790053
How can you be so uncouth as to subject Reimu to such abominable living conditions? Please tidy up.

>>10790070
This actually looks lived in in comparison to >>10789544 which looks more of a cage to keep studies on psychotic people in.

>>10790066
No sarcasm. It looks comfy.

>>10790053
thats a very girly brush you have

would you consider carrying my children?

>>10790066
I was being honest. By the way, what did you censor out?

>>10790070
I'm currently not mentally stable enough to have motivation to care about daily chores, as in cleaning my room. But she is here to help me cope with it and maybe some day I'll be able to provide her a better place to live.

>>10790053
Scary.

>>10790084
I'm guessing girl stuff.

>>10790084
Just stuff I though people would be able to recognize me or my room tho I highly doubt anyone read /jp/ and none has been in room for months or almost year. That's why paranoia.

>>10790091
I want to help you, anon.

>>10790080
Yes, everything is in perfect feng shui.

>>10790109
I'm sorry but I don't think there is anything you could do.

>>10790053
How come I'm not surprised that a Finn has the messiest room in this thread.

>>10790196
Apparently should have blocked out all the evidence.

>>10790053
fucking disgusting finnscum go freeze to death

>>10790026
Here's a recent one.

>>10790079
It gets dirtier, I just tidy up every week. >>10755468 is from a few days ago.

>>10790347
I see you have a helmet in your closet now. Does that mean you now have a nice bike? That is really awesome. Mind telling us some of the responsibilities that come with it and the type?

You seriously need to update your manga collection man! Your candy has probably gone bad by now too.

>>10790372
He drives around on a motorbike when hes stalking women to rape.

>>10790404
mfw reading your post

>>10790372
It's an SV650, to replace my car that was unused for a couple of years and just took up space. My parents insist I have something to get around on, so they're doing the same thing they did for the car which is them paying insurance and gas. In the end it's still cheaper than the car so I don't feel that bad.

I ran out of money to keep buying manga, and hard candy doesn't go bad easily.

>>10790427
>paying insurance
Isn't this gay? U.S law dictating that we have to pay big companies for something that isn't even that necessary and will hinder the economy in more than one way. I want a bike so bad, but I don't think I can afford the insurance.

>>10790438
If you run someone over, they want to make sure that you are able to pay for his medical bills.

>>10790438
Not that guy but insurance is like $20 for a motorcycle. I pay $40 a month on my car.

My room is a desk, bed, chair, computer and 2 monitors. It is very poor room for poor man such as myself.

fuck off normalfags.

>>10790438
For a 2004 SV, the insurance is $249 a year, so a little over $20 a month. That's like 7 Big-Macs. The car was almost three times that.

>>10790464
>own a P71
>bought it for 2k
>lowest insurance where I am is 325$ a month
>a fucking month
>325$
>a
>month

Fuck Canada. Fuck Canada right up the ass.

>>10790474
Please no green

>>10790438
I don't pay my insurance.

>>10790464
The thing is I have a car too, but my parents pay for it. I also can not afford to have a job, except during the summer time.

I fell like buying an old car, probly from the 80's. But I'm afraid that, when it breaks, there might not be any parts available.

I like it.

>>10790632
You can't sell the car and get a bike?

>>10790652
>monitor on the bed

>>10790053
>Bitfenix Shinobi
Mah nigger

>>10790196
>>10790260
i dont get it
what's so finnish about that room?

I really wish I could be someone's maid and wear cute and frilly clothes. My features are too manly and I live in a shit country though.

>>10790720
No. I need my car for driving others, plus my parents would never let me. They bought as a gift for me on my 18th B-day. I have so many memories in that car. My first car, my first kiss, my first gf, driving frirends party, the first time I stank like weed, my second gf kissing in car and sharing moments together, summer days with radio playing easy clasic rock while windows roled down, getting pulled over by cops just to get off with no charges etc., ect.. I want a bike because it is easier in practicality, the feeling of cruising, and the style.

>>10791453
I'll hire you, are you ok with living in my garage though?

>>10791454

>I want a bike because it is easier in practicality, the feeling of cruising, and the style.

Kill yourself trash.

>>10791475
I see no problems in those reasons. Please explain why you are butt hurt.

>>10791453
Where do you live? I will pay for a plane ticket.

>>10790053
Can YOU find Waldo?

>>10789384
the mousepad is actually really nice.

>>10791541
Please don't give me false hopes.

>>10790053
Nice boxcutter nerd.

>>10790053
Do you play on Tera US?

>>10789841
>>10789870
Where do you live? I might be interested.

>>10791613
Thanks. I tried to cut myself with it but the blade isn't sharp enough. Got some stainless steel razor blades tho.
>>10791675
Played for couple hours and was like fuck it not gonna grind all the levels again.

>>10791454
I have an S90 just like that in my garage. Much easier to ride than a modern street bike, mostly because of the tires and weight. It feels just like a motorized bicycle.

>>10793229
>S90
American law says anything under 50cc you don't need a license or insurance to operate it on the roads. Japan doesn't have these damn laws. Fuck.

>>10793694
What are the Japanese laws? A license for any motorcycle with a clutch? I think that makes more sense than the displacement limit.

>>10795158
In Japan you're allowed a license at age 16. That is why we see so many Bosozuku. There is no mandate laws saying you have to have insurance nor limitations on 50cc bikes or more, except for noise regulations on the bike engines themselves.

these aren't NEET rooms at all

i am sad.

>>10798456
/jp/ destroyed anyone who resembled trueNEETs a long time ago, but trueNEETS. They killed themselves leaving the neo/jp/ to ruin all of 4chan and Otaku culture board. Kind of what the whites did in the 20th Century to each other. What a waist of pure white heritage.

>>10798665
>/jp/ destroyed anyone who resembled trueNEETs a long time ago, but trueNEETS.
*by trueNEETS

>>10789239
>Le monkey face
>Is a gorilla

OK I'm rustled

>>10798688
>OK I'm rustled
I hate how these things become mainstream to normals. Not calling you a normal though. 4chan is a big main stream steaming pile of poo now.

Why are tanks so cute?

>>10798694
"Because you're cute anon." - The Japanese kawaii gf you will never have

>>10798694
eeehehehehe

>>10789076
I like how there's 4 chairs; as if people come to visit... do they? No one visits me
>sad time now

>>10789791
dude... trigger control, use it.

>>10798403
Oh man, that sounds amazing.

>>10798456
I'm NEET, but you probably don't believe me.

Last time i posted my room on here you were all very rude about it!

>>10799127
i won't be pinky promise?

>>10799127
Because it was a shithole for hobos.

>>10799130

>>10799138

>>10799133
You're a >shithole for hobos.

>>10799127
Can't be worse than mine
>>10790053

/jp/ house

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi81cMddxBE

>>10791246
Takes one to know one.

>>10799092
What about these things? They were so popular in Korea that they noe make them in the U.S. They go about 35mph, but every single one you see is most likey a souped up verstion with new nitro, which is ilegal but when has that ever stopped me before? Oh yeah, never. My city is small so any kind of those garadges are going to have iflated prices and some what underground.

>>10800610
Here is one more I found on the streets. Can anyone tell me what engine this thing runs on? I might just buy this. Also some retard put a wood shelf on the back of the Bike. Really weird man.

>>10789557
It's interesting seeing how people decorate their rooms. Besides that I agree with your post. Social people don't belong here.

>>10789557
>>10800733
If you're insecure, you'd hide your stuff from other people. If no one ever sees your room, whether you hide it it's irrelevant.
It's pretty stupid to complain about other people hiding their shit while you have no one to hide yours from.