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Why do people call Reisen useless bunny whereas Tewi is clearly the one who are more useless?

>> No.10782108

Tewi lets them all live at her place. Every one but Tewi is useless.

>> No.10782109

Because Tewi never claimed to be useful in the first place.

>> No.10782117

Because EPIC TOUHOU MEMES™

>> No.10782130

Tewi lets the Eintei group live in HER forest and does not charge rent

Tewi makes sure their dumbasses don't get lost in her forest

Tewi blesses everyone with good fortune
Did you just call her useless dumbass?

>> No.10782145

Tewi a slut

>> No.10782146

>>10782145
No, stop it. Touhous are pure.

>> No.10782150

>>10782146
80% of 2hus have sucked my dick

>> No.10782173

>>10782150

99% of what you said is false

>> No.10782191

>>10782150
>>10782173
Fuck you guys. My OCD made me figure those numbers.

>> No.10782192
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I don't get it either. She's the most professional-looking 2hu.

>> No.10782261

Because you're a tertiary.

>> No.10782277

>>10782261
And you're a quaternary, how about that?

>> No.10782284

>>10782277
And you're a quinary, how about that?

>> No.10782290

>>10782106
Welcome, newfriend. Be sure to check the actual canon before posting here.

>> No.10782292

>>10782284
Fuck

>> No.10782606

Those secondaries really ruin the characters.

>> No.10782635

>>10782284
Checkmate.

>> No.10782644

>>10782106
Tewi is the king of bunnies, she's not useless and Eirin needs her more than she need Reisen.

>> No.10782679

Given how much bunnies breed, it's entirely possible that all of those bunny-girls you shot down in last two stages of IN were Tewi's kids. She's over thousand years old, after all.

>> No.10782686

>>10782679
Is Reisen her daughter?

>> No.10782693

>>10782686
I wonder how things would turn out if this was true.

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>> No.10782698

>>10782695
Damn she's so fucking wasted there.

>> No.10782699

>>10782686
>>10782693
Come on, that's ridiculous.

>> No.10782702

>>10782699
It would be amusing.

>> No.10782709

>>10782699
Why?

>> No.10782737

>>10782695
;_;

>> No.10782756

Reisen is a member of a highly advanced race that lives on the moon. Tewi is a rabbit. While Tewi has surpassed the expectations of a rabbit, Reisen fails to live up to her Lunarian heritage.

>> No.10782759

Tewi is the landlord, and even if you think your landlord is a fag who spends all day digging holes in the street for people to fall in you can't say it to her face.

>> No.10782760

Reisen is the worst 2hu

>> No.10782772

>>10782756
I wish I was a cute rabbit girl who went on adventures and met gods and tricked sharks like Tewi.

I wish I was Tewi.

>> No.10782776
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>>10782760
Reisen is the cutest 2hu

>> No.10782789

>>10782772

>I wish I was Tewi.

That's pretty much where my fondness for her stems from. If I could pick any Touhou to become, it would be Tewi. She seems to have the most carefree existence due to not having any historical baggage from millennia ago. She's just a rabbit who turned into a little girl one day.

>> No.10782798

>>10782756
Except that she's the greatest among her peers.

>> No.10782809

>>10782798

That just makes it extra tragic because she picked a shitty mentor who has no interest in learning her name, let alone mentoring her.

>> No.10782807

>>10782789
>She seems to have the most carefree existence due to not having any historical baggage from millennia ago.
Remember not to go near the ocean~

>> No.10782821
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>>10782772
>>10782789
Knowing that she reached enlightenment, it comes as a no-brainer to wish for that.

Tewi is that good. Not many can understand that.

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>>10782809
Watatsuki no Toyohime (The one with the fan?) is said to have a very great fondness for Reisen, according to her profile.

Clearly she was loved, and she was rather well trained. She probably had no choice in the matter anyways.

>> No.10782836

>>10782821
>Enlightened Tewi.

That's:
* Pretty cool.
* Non-canon.
* "I want a doujin of it now" cool.
* Absolutely NON-CANON.

>> No.10782841

>>10782836

But she's probably the Hare of Inaba. She tricks sharks, lead the gods to paradise and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.10782872

>>10782836
Pretty cool redundancy dood

>> No.10782897

>>10782836
You'll also deny that she's one of the wisest characters in Gensokyo, right?

>> No.10783039

>>10782836
Do you really want a doujin about it?

>> No.10783276

>>10783039
Yes.

>>10782897
Aged != wise. She's just an old youkai that never matured.

>>10782872
Thanks.

>> No.10784012

>>10782695

>sex appeal

She doesn't even have that either

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>>10784012
I'm sorry, I wanted to reply to you at the time you posted this but totally forgot about it so here it goes:
Fuck you.

>> No.10785347

>>10784012
Are you asexual or something?

>> No.10786302

>>10782756
If they're so advanced, why couldn't they stop 3 men from arriving on a tin can on the moon?

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>>10782145

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>> No.10786348

>>10786302
Because it was 3 men arriving on a tin can on the moon.

You don't blast to piece the children living next doors when they play uninvited in your garden. That's not polite, nor very civilized.

>> No.10786618

>>10783276
Not canon.

>> No.10786981

>>10786348
>moonrabbits
>advanced
>not advanced enough to make themselves look non-retarded
>not advanced enough to not need to live like pseudo humans
>not advanced enough to not require greentexting about

Ya, naw, you're a cunt mate

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>> No.10787007

>>10786340
Lewd

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>>10786989
Look, it's the moonrabbit and the Moon itself!

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Tewi is like the Queen of the Earth Rabbits m8, she's hardly useless.

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Sleeping with Reisen!

>> No.10790819
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Sleeping with Tewi!

>> No.10790828

>>10790818
>>10790819
It looks like htey're sleeping together, ew.

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>>10782106
Tewi's feet bring luck.

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