/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can't believe how anyone could still call themselves a man with such a itty-bitty girlcock.

You might as well just put on a skirt and call yourself a girl!

>>10772263
>You might as well just put on a skirt and call yourself a girl

What if I already do?

itty bitty bitty bitty baby-girly-cocky NEETfaggots on /jp/

I bet you rub you r wittle peespees on ur 2hu dolls LOL

I can't remember the last time I got a full erection. I just jerk off my soft dick.

I wish my penis were small. To a NEET, especially one who's not really interested in sex with people, especially people my age, having such a large penis is entirely impractical.

>>10772278

Why not just have it removed? You can be medically castrated.

>>10772279
I wouldn't be able to masturbate or take pictures of it then.

>>10772277
Hahaha, look at this little bitch boy and his eensie weensie tiny winy itsy-bitsy baby girl clit cock!

You deserve to be treated like like girly little bitch you are. Now go put on a dress you whore.

losers

>>10772278
How large?

>>10772263
That is what I do, I also take real big cocks up my butt.

>>10772281
It's easier to take a picture of something when it's not attached to your body.

TINY FUCKING BABY DICKS U GOT LOLOL JAYBEE WHY DON'T U JUST GO KILL URSLEVES LOL

I barely pull 5x4.5" hard
It doesn't really bother me since I'm a virgin anyway

In fact the thought of Yukari laughing at my tiny penis and telling me how I'm a pathetic excuse for a man kind of turns me on.

>>10772293
But then it's no fun.

Is 6" fully erect tiny?

My dick's pretty huge actually.

>>10772304
No, i'ts average

>>10772289
It's seven inches long, which isn't overly long, but it's six inches in circumference. Well, I guess it's long enough to dip into the water of my toilet and be a problem with certain clothing, but the thickness is what annoys me.

>>10772317
It's seven inches long flaccid?

mine is 7inches
what bully things can you say about it megu-chan

>>10772323
No, erect. Like I said...

>>10772317
>>10772324
7.75 inches, get on my level.

>>10772333
Please post a picture

>>10772327
Where did you say that?

I have an average sized smegma ridden phimosis dick

>>10772333
I'm not competing with anyone

>>10772352

Yes, my waifu.

>>10772335
/jp/ never disappoints.

Niggerdicks ITT have you ever stuck your penises in another person?

>>10772352
who are the niggerdicks

>>10772353
Well he said 'get on my level' and I took offense, so I asked for a picture so he could get on mine. I don't want to see his weener, rest assured. I just want to see a nice picture.

>>10772359
The obvious niggers in the thread who ran here as soon as they saw a chance to discuss 'muh dick'

>>10772335
But I haven't shaved in weeks. Embarrassing! I don't think anybody wants to see that.

>>10772364
I do!

>>10772361
if this is case then everyone on /jp/ must be a nigger since people here like talking about their dicks so much

>>10772373
hello dick spammer

I don't have a dick.

>>10772364
It's ok, I'm also incredibly hairy and I still post pictures of my hairy weener and ball's sack all the time.

>>10772374
post boypussy then

>>10772382
No one wants to see my hairy boypussy.

Would you suck them?

>>10772371
And being poor and unemployed.

>>10772387
yes
I would let the cockposters spitroast me.

I would rather have a micropenis than shit my pants every time a girl looks at me.

At least I would be able to develop a fetish for girls laughing at my tiny dick, and one of them might actually deal with it and take away my wizard powers.

>>10772387
I haven't seen the top guy post in a while... I hope he's alright.

What is the proper way to measure penis length?
- ruler, laid along the top (short estimate)
- ruler laid along the side against the body (medium estimate)
- string laid along the bottom (long estimate)

>>10772399

Why? you can improve how well you socialize. You can't change your dick size.

>>10772403
Laid along the top, not pressing in at all.

>>10772403
Short is the medical standard

>>10772409
No, you press to the bone otherwise bodyfat affects your measurement. Sure being fat isn't desirable, but it doesn't change the length of your organ

>>10772408
>you can improve how well you socialize.

Nope, this shit is as ingrained in me as my penis size. I've been on /jp/ for too long.

>>10772415
If that's the case then I have a 9 inch penis. There's no way you're supposed to press in.

>>10772408
Not if you have social anxiety.

>>10772416

I used to think that Until I started going outside every day. I saw a definite increase in my social ability.

I'm still pretty bad at it but improvement is possible.

>>10772418
You should read what I said and let it sink in. Unless you are seriously fat it shouldn't make much of a difference or you're measuring incorrectly

People actually measure their dicks with a ruler? How insecure can you get?

All I know is that my erection reaches a bit past my belly button and I'm 6'1".

>>10772427
I know what you said, and I disagree. You do not press in.

>>10772425
>going outside

You have 10 seconds to get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>10772435
I don't think it matters if you disagree with me. It's a fact that if you're not measuring from the bone you're giving an inexact measurement that is not your penis length but actually a combination of the length and your bodyfat level

>>10772441

Alright, see ya.

>>10772430
I didn't measure until I was 19. Pleasantly surprised when I did, but as I got older it started to be a hindrance.

real life NEET here who lives with his parents: my cock is actually pretty big, I mean it's not massive but it's above average length, girth and head

>>10772430
You are a boring human being with no curiosity

The point of a large penis is the confidence it inspires. You know that if in some situation someone saw you naked they would be impressed. Its still there, if your life is shit and you have a fat cock just imagine it would be that much shittier with a wimpy little one.

>>10772451
You're still not supposed to press in. No matter what you're always going to have some fat around that area. You're supposed to measure the visible part. That's the standard.

>>10772463
No, it's just that it's pointless information. Nobody will ever need to know it nor want to find out.

>>10772481
http://contraception.about.com/od/malecondom/ht/Penis-Size.htm

First result from Google for how to measure a dick:

>make sure to press into the pubic bone as far as you can because fat can actually hide the length of your penis)

>>10772474
http://contraception.about.com/od/malecondom/ht/Penis-Size.htm

First result from Google for how to measure a dick:

>make sure to press into the pubic bone as far as you can because fat can actually hide the length of your penis)

>>10772494
This makes the most sense because the actual penetration depth that you can achieve (the length that matters) would include the depth of the fat. Unless you have a shit ton of fat.

>>10772481
Curiosity has nothing to do with the utility of the information in question, boring-kun.

>>10772498
If that's the case then I guess I've got a nine inch penis. Fascinating.