/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I just lied about having one to fit in. Really I masturbate to a bunch of different characters.

You're doing this on purpose and it's making me upset.

i met my waifu at YER MUM'Z HOUSE M8

>>10752005
Why not have a waifu then? I find anime girls more attractive anyways.

>>10752011
You people need to relax, I am asking you a question about your waifus and you get all upset. Maybe you are not taking your waifus seriously.

>>10751989
I guess it is just nolstolga. Going from 2nd grade watching the set cast on toonami all the way up to 20 years old the waifu grows on you. It's not like it's somethung serious though. Just a fondness.

>>10752037
Not serious? No way... how many NEETs here take their waifus seriously?

>>10752013
I would only have, like two or three images total. I can't handle monogamy.

>>10752051
That's fucking casual man. That's not even waifu material.

>>10752042
I guess I haven't been pushed to edge of lonliness like others here. I've never looked at porn of her either. She's better off purr in my mind.

Look, I know I've told you before but I will ask you one more time: please ask questions USING A QUESTION MARK!!! It is really bothering me, so please, I beg you...

>>10752051
your waifu doesnt care what images you have on your computer, she understands that you love her above all others regardless. stop making excuses and get a waifu.

>>10752084
Seriously? That's extremely casual, actually what are you doing browsing /jp/ in that state? You need to sort out your life first, I guess it comes down to that you probably like 3DPD more.

>>10752102
>3DPD more.
There are plenty of jaypeasies that try to improve their lives. Plus why would I want to delude my pure waifu? Oookay I'm "Casual". Whatever.

Holy shit stop posting every single person someone replies.

>>10751989
That's a galah you idiot.

>>10752095
I would know. I take marriage seriously.

>>10752057
I can't help it that most artists are terrible.

>>10752123
What pure waifu? Do you call that waifu love?

>>10752127
I searched pink parakeets, I found pink parakeets, that's what I am posting.

>>10752132
It's an affection of fondness as in a sweet crush that we are held back by two different dimensions. I take marrige seriously, so if I find a woman one day I'm not going to go around her back with my waifu.

>>10752148
You are missing out big time. Love knows no barriers so they say, I am not going to try and stop you from being a virgin though.

>>10752157
That's cool, and no one here is going to stop you from trying to marry a 2D pink bird, either.

>>10752128
what does that even mean, that you'd feel guilty for having images that your waifu is okay with?

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>>10752157
Okay, thanks man. It's all good dude.

>>10752167
You shouldn't be ashamed of being a virgin after all that's what you chose in 3D and 2D right?

>>10752173
That I would feel guilty for the adultery. I no longer feel worthy of being a proper husband.

>>10752167
You shouldn't be ashamed of being a virgin after all that's what you chose in 3D and 2D right

>>10752167
You shouldn't be ashamed of being a virgin after all that's what you chose in 3D and 2D right?

>>10752187
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>>10752195
I thought I told you to stay out of my turf, you dumb.

I had a dream involving her fucking me with a strap-on before she was my waifu.

>>10752178
Okay then, have a good day. Just let me know if you reconsider about having a waifu.

>>10752224
I have dreamed with all my waifus, it's not weird friend.

>>10752272
Hello there.

>>10752183
isn't that the appeal of having a waifu though?
that despite your shortcomings she can accept you for being a worthless piece of shit and love you regardless because you're still worth loving no matter how much of a fuck up you are?
isn't that what all of us have waifus for?

>>10752284
Well maybe if your waifu has low standards. But maybe some waifus would love you despite not being on her level. Who knows?

/jp/ won't admit they have a waifu because it's too /a/ for them now.
As for me, 5 years and counting.

A few internet friends were streaming this show.
It began to bug me how such a cute girl ended up with that fate, so I began to read the VN and other type-moon works.


I really love her.

>>10752143
Please don't post birds on /jp/, you're making me sad.

>>10752272
;_;

Hey guise what's the definition of waifu?
I know, I have a lot of 2D chicks I like, but how does one cut to be the waifu? Fapped to most often?

Cute birds, dude. Is that your favorite?

>>10754152
Depends where you are, I am not sure what the definition is in /jp/, but the one I use is a character you LOVE, to the point where you would make him/her/it your husband/wife if you were to exist in the same plane of existence.

People from /a/ and /jp/ use it for the character they fap to the most.

/toy/ is the one they have most figurines of, and /co/ is any semi-decent character they somewhat like.

>>10754164
*/a/ and /v/

>>10754164
>People from /a/ and /jp/ use it for the character they fap to the most.
But that's wrong, on /jp/ it's simply your favorite 2hu

>>10752279
damn that anime girl is hot.....

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>>10754167
I made the correction to my error one post after I made the error, suck my dick dude!

I was in school and I went out with a bunch of friends. We were both the shy ones of the group and after a while we started talking and hit it off. Seven years later, we got married.

No idea what this has to do with /jp/, though.

This card was in the desk of my mom room for some unknown reason. Then I started to play. And now I'm in love.

>>10752123

>There are plenty of jaypeasies that try to improve their lives.

If you still think becoming a normalfag is the same as "improving your life" you might want to try this new craze called "get the fuck out of /jp/". All the cool kids are doing it.

i met my waifu 4 years ago while watching animay. i knew she was the one because i kept fantasizing about her while fapping to pictures of other characters.

>>10754340
I think you're right in some ways, but a /jp/ memer cannot really become a normalfag no matter how hard he tries. He will always be painfuly different even if he may be accepted into this strange world that society fosters. It will always be him who is the crazy one on the inside wearing a mask while others greet him whether as a popular ascociate or some odd ball fool. He is alone forever as he colidea with women or with fellow powerfull buisnessmen. As he dreams of breaking free into thw unkown of the world his passion builds slowly and gradually until he finally does achive his goals of Otaku, what ever that is in his hidden mind.

>>10754467

you are taking this way too seriously. Fuck the "real world", it's boring anyway

>>10754483
>boring
You find adventure on your own to make it exciting. Real adventure. It's so fucking ironic a NEET would say this.

>>10754514
Everyone on /jp/'s a NEET funny internet joke XD

>>10755673
Why are you shitposting ?

>>10753860

I don't have a waifu because it's stupid

i lkike birds. birds ftw

This thread is ~OTAKU CULTURE~ but the hikki lifestyle isn't, guys. You heard it here first.

I always had a crush on her since RBY, but the love came when I read the manga.

>>10763583
that pokemon feel

>>10763595

Kimochi when you will never give Yellow a hug.

>>10763643
you will never take off bianca's glasses as she begins to blush

>>10763672

You will never be in middle of this sweet embrace.

Waifus are a great way to make circlejerk threads.

look at the shithole that is /a/.

>>10763704
you will never hear her cute stutter

>>10763728

As opposed to just doing it outright like most people do here /jp/, right? Its just an excuse to post cute pictures and talk about girls.

>>10763733

You will never see hear skillful kick.

>>10763740
I enjoy your company