/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's hard to read, but it's something about pleasure.

Also, my name is Parker, which translates into something similar to baka just so you know.

>>10752212
I'll finish this one, The Pleasure of Entering Inside. Good luck OP.

"Pleasure" "cumming" "stupid" or something I don't know

She says she wants you to see her get fucked by a dark? What.

Lets see if I can upload it right side up this time...

Shit handwriting, would not fuq

"I have chlamydia desu."

>>10752232
Welp

Parker ga butsu??????
Can't read shit.

Whitu Piggu Go Home.

What's your last name?

>>10752206
"to achieve pleasure"
"contained"
"within of"

I'm honestly sorry, I haven't done my reps in a while. Shamefur dispray, I know.

>>10752244

Its something like "parker ga besto fusu"

maybe something like "parker is best friend" or "the best"

Shit, shes über tsundere so is she saying she wants to fuck? Is she calling me a faggot? Sigh*

>>10752258
I have no idea what the fuck she's trying to say beyond your name.

Is she bad at english?

>>10752262
that "fu" is actually a "de" her handwriting sucks.

>>10752266
Shes bad at japanese, apparently. Here this might help? Its also hers

Spoonfeeders always ruin fun.

It doesn't even make any sense. Stop pretending to be a qt jp girl OP.

>>10752278
Uh.. maybe she's calling you a faggot?

Except she's using ha as "fa" because of fu.

>>10752288
>Uh.. maybe she's calling you a faggot?
Definitely is, after all it says homo on the right. Probably OP who is even worse at japanese than I am having a laugh.

>>10752288
In that shes calling me a faggot, but my arm says something else. She refused to tell me what it meant, so im suspicious

>>10752303
I think she's still calling you a faggot on your arm but she can't fucking spell.

>>10752206
No actual Japanese girl has handwriting that bad.

>>10752303
Tell her to learn to write like a normal person.

>>10752307
>>10752278 is significantly better (though still pretty scribbly)

Writing on skin is hard!

>>10752307
Shes American, but ethnically japanese, but shes trying to learn. Jesus christ shes fucking awesome. Quite the tsundere though. Its terrible on me.

You better fuck her to show you're not a faggot.

>>10752206
Dude lol you have a fucking boner in that pic. Are you so hard for her that you have an erection just looking at what she wrote on your arm? Sounds like something that would happen to me haha, but not really.

I wish a cute girl talked to me ;_;

>>10752319
Well, that makes sense because her handwriting is beyond terrible.

>>10752323
I would in a heartbeat, but the thing is ive been waiting for a hint, and shes allover the place. And I think she has a thing for dubious consent, but I would never ever take that leap of faith>>10752314

パ
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カ
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ファ
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で
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>>10752328
Go to Mcdonalds.

>>10752326
Naw haha just a bulge, im wearing compression shorts. Jesus nice notice of detail

What is OP even wearing it makes him looks like a fucking faggot

>>>/adv/

>>10752344
Swimsuit, I took this before it washed off

パーカがブッゴトです。

parker is a bugoto desu

lol she call u fgt.

>>10752340
Oh heh if it's a bulge in compression shorts than that's understandable. I'm sorry I can't help can't help with the translation.

>>10752319
>tsundere

stop

>>10752382
Look, I dont want to call her a bitch

Would a girl who is constantly calling you a faggot really want to fuck?

I don't interact with girls apart from my mom, so I don't know.

>>10752392
Persephone called me a faggot and she was really mean. I didn't like her. But she was kinda crazy so I don't know.

>>10752319
>Shes American, but ethnically japanese, but shes trying to learn.
American Asians are just such bitches most of the time and sluts. Sometimes they can be just as hive minded.

>>10752392
I catch her biting her lip and looking into my eyes after I told her that gets me uncontrollably turned on.. so its possible. The thing is shes really hard to read. She claims to be asexual, and I would beleive it if it weren't for how she acts on occasion. Sigh* why dont I like simple people?

>>10752393

That's what she really is like most women , if you keep thinking of her like you chinese toons and adding chinese words to describe her you'll lose track of reality and her

This shit doesn't work like your chinese toon you're not the shy but also perfect MC that every girl loves for no real reason, if you keep acting like this and posting stupid shit on /jp/ instead of talking to her you're going to find she moved on because you're a child and boring

she's probably not even a virgin stop putting her pussy on a pedestal

>>10752406
Eh, she not a slut in any sense of the word and shes definatly not an american girly gurl. I know the type though.

>>10752413
Haha its much more complicated than that.

"パーカガブッヂハ子" is what I think it says.

>>10752423

no it isn't, it REALLY isn't

Girls obsessed with the word faggot are annooooying. How old is this girl, thirteen?

>>10752417
Thanks for feeling with me.

>>10752413
And girl do tend to like me. For some pants on head retarded reason I seem to be attracted to the ones who don't

>>10752436
> Girl

Well shit my s went off somewhere

American asian females are the biggest shitposters on otaku culture related boards.

>>10752430
I dont even watch anime

>>10752433

>>10752319
God you're a faggot.

>>10752445
No, that's white males with alcoholic mothers.

Or according to moot, Australians.

Look, so does she want to fuck or not. And by fuck I mean does she show any sort of non-resentful feels toward me.

>>10752450
Here if it doesn't work out between you and her you're going to need this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2gG1MQkpKE

>>10752408
>asexual
>biting her loop and looking into my eyes
She sounds like an attention-whore, cock-tease bitch.

>>10752471
>cock-tease bitch
Boy do I know that feel.

>>10752206
Are you still in highschool or something?

underage b&

>>10752408
Dear god man, why are you even on this board?

>>10752483
Im 18, but yes I am. And yeah she is a fucking terrible terrible cocktease. I think she knows it too. But I cant do anything about how I feel, and shes really amazing. But shit. I just get angry at her when she leads on.

>>10752489
Let him be. You know you've always wanted this ins some way or form.

>>10752461
Why anon. Why.

>>10752507

>>10752505
Prom is coming up. You need to confront her in a non-awkward way on the subject of if she's leading you on or something and depending on how that goes ask her to prom in a cool way. Have a back up plan though. You don't want to go there with no one and she has some other guy.

>>10752505
>still gets led on by little girls
>giddy about having them write on his arm
>adult male (allegedly)
In the future, you will look back on this day with shame.

I'm just going to assume this thread is a grotesque parody of something and leave it alone.

This new /jp/ is just something out of ordinary. It's the end times.

>>10752519
Stage 2 feel intensifies

>>10752514
It's a hard life.

>>10752521
But a few other girls asked me to prom. And she wont go anyway, sadly, fuck. Why. Why must I like her so much? Why cant I like another girl who I actually know likes me? Thanks for the feels anons

>>10752536
"X intensifies" is the only new meme I've liked in the last year.

>>10752524
I fucking hate my brain but it still goes off and attaches itself to girls that it shouldn't. I can try and look at it objectively but I still have the feels

>>10752505
Let me guess, you've known her for a little while. You guys get along great. There's teasing and maybe some slight tension, but she never shows anything beyond the facetious. You're probably afraid that if you make a move, it'll fall apart. You're comfortable enough to joke about sexual things, but not intimate enough to seriously talk about them.

Ditch her now; you'll only get hurt. Don't you see how she says she's "asexual" in order to avoid a relationship with you? You're friendzoned as hard as it gets. Fuck how you feel about her. She's a bitch and she's using you to feed her need for attention.

>>10752460
>asking /jp/ for relationship advice

>>10752545
You bastard you

>>10752559
I just realised how pathetic this is. Kill me.

>>10752574
If you want something done you gotta do it yourself.

>>10752574
I'm not saying it's pathetic, I'm saying it's pretty fruitless. I seriously doubt there's anything the posters here can tell you that you don't know better yourself.

>>10752564
I've had a few of "tfw no samurai gf"

Let me feel with you /jp/...
FEEEEEL ME JP FEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEE
.... in a non lewd way...