/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sanae

Nazrin could handle a small business. She's tiny and clever

>>10750401
I get it.
Because she's a slut.
You're funny.
A funny guy.
Ha ha ha.

Mokou. We'd run the biggest chain of yakitori stands in all of Gensokyo.

Satori

She already kinda does.

Kisume

We'd run a tobacconist.

Chen. I'd have her open a lemonade stand or some shit.

I'd sell insurance door to door if it got me a job with Ran.

She'd be seen as woman and a businesswoman and America is eating that shit up right now.

Aya. We could run a newspaper.

I'd run cons with Tewi. She seems crafty enough

Figure we could start out running the fiddle game around the village and then maybe we could even get a smalltime Ponzi scheme going.

Koishi. We'd go into advertising and make lods of emone.

/jews

Orin. Corpse removal service. Somebody is gotta do that!

Making street food with Yuugi. She seems like a good cook.

>>10750431
Yeah

She has some business with my dick

Okuu

>>10750512
I didn't know he did lewd art.

fairy-models.com

>>10750520
To be fair is not that lewd.

>>10750550
Her blouse is open and there's panty_pull
That's pretty lewd.

>>10750505
I hear that Corpse Cleaning is actually a fantastic job for NEETs or other people with no other previous job experience.
Supposedly you get payed extremely well for little work and don't need any prior experience. You just have to put up with scrapping dead families off the pavement and dealing with other such horribleness.
Very high turnover rate, most people quit within the first few months.

>>10750505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYCh0NuBuY

>>10750563
Wait thats all

Why isnt everyone a corpse cleaner people die everyday and you can always just think of yourself as orin on the job

Me and Eirin will create the largest and most successful Pharmaceutical Corporation of all time.

Mystia.

>>10750575
Because most people are squeamish and don't wish to clean up crime scenes and festering corpses. And having to be the ones that clean up car accidents of normal people and dealing with the mutilated bodies of women and children can get depressing.

But to the distorted mind of someone that's been on 4chan and the internet for most of their life, I assume it wouldn't be so bad. You'd be just like your cute Touhous.

It's actually my plan for a back-up job if I ever need to actually support myself.

Marisa, we'd steal shit and make a living.
Aint nothing like a little dough, though I'd make sure she wouldn't get NTR'd by a bunch of niggers.

>>10750595
>>10750563

This actually sounds really appealing.

The manufacture and sale of folksy puppets with Alice.

>>10750613
Ehh it sounds alot better then a mortician i wouldent mind being one but the chemicals sooner or later will fuck you up

Morticians have that job of actually making the corpse presentable if needed atleast as a cleaner its put it in a bag get on with your day

/jp/ what is we wrote a light novel about some cute girls trying to solve a killing spree, and the twist is it turns out eh guy behind it is a corpse cleaner who is trying not to be laid off so he kills a bunch of people so he can clean up their corpses? kind of an anti-hero sort of thing like fate/stay night or touhou

>>10750418
dude, the heck are you talking about?

Sanae could start a good business using her abilities with miracles.

Yukari, because she can warp reality and make us rich without any effort.

Sakuya she seems like she would know what she's doing.