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Why farts don't have color in real life?

It would be nice...

>>10748081
What? They do, can't you see them?

>>10748081
You just have to inject green food coloring into your anus for about a week.

>>10748089

Are you serious?

>>10748094

It's true sometimes we do it together in real life, he's my boyfriend

>>10748094
Oh yes, I've been doing it for years. The look on people's faces in public are priceless. The green effect makes it seem smellier too~

>>10748098
>>10748094
We fart in each other's faces during sex. It always makes us cum extra hard.

The room is an opaque green cloud by the time we're finished.

>>10748102

Remember that time in Atlanta when you shot like 15 different colors in my anus at the airport, and I went around farting it out casually on old people for the rest of the week?

That was such a lovely vacation, sweetie.

How can you see the farts in those images?

I only see pictures of cute girls with silly messages.

>>10748113
Hehe, it really was hon.

My favorite part was when you farted purple on the exhausted sassy black woman whose flight was delayed. I thought we were going to get arrested for sure!

>>10748115

It's because you're colorblind you fucking hyper-nerd.

I bet you were that loser kid that missed out on all the cool stuff in high school like weekend fart parties where all the hot girls got together and farted on the alphas.

>>10748125
Damn, you fucking ruined this image for me.

I can't handle all the feels about this. I'm mostly confused, but glee is winning out so in the spirit of the internet

lol

>>10748122

Hehehehehe. I remember that. She called me a "Fucking stinky honky" and tried to get up but had to sit back down because of her gout.

God, I think had 30 orgasms that day. Remember when I bought some food at the tourist shop, and then farted in the refrigerator holding the drinks, and we could see my farts curl in the cool air?

That was so romantic.

>>10748137
Look at this retarded plebeian shitbag.

Why don't you go back to re ddit with your normalfag clean smelling bullshit?

I bet Shiki has the cutest TM farts

Worst fetish of all time, I would permaban everyone except me in this thread if I was moo

>>10748139
I love our special outings sweetheart~

Remember afterwards when we ate each other's dried semen infused with fart stink out of our panties? I think some of the colors bled into the cum too.

We need to do that again soon. Maybe at a convention or something

Could an engineer design me a poop to fart converter?

I would make my own, but I'm usually drunk or masturbating, and don't have time to learn all the nerd shit about circuits and entropy and black holes and stuff.

>>10748156
Check your fucking privilege clean air scum.

>>10748158

I can't wait.

I m-might even pop the question by pushing a gold ring deep into my ass and farting it onto your finger when you play with my asshole.

O-oh geez, I spoiled the surprise!

Seriously, What's wrong with you?

Thanks to these threads I support Janitor.

>>10748169
O-oh geez honey, I-i'd love to!

O-our wedding would be so smelly and colorful. My wedding gown would have prominent shit stains by the end!

>>10748175

Just because me and my boyfriend have a flatulent homosexual relationship doesn't mean our love is any less worth celebrating!

Fucking bigot, go back to /b/.

>>10748175
Don't knock it till you try it.

Before you know it you'll be farting the whole rainbow everywhere you go~

>>10748180

Oh g-gosh, my heart is beating so fast, darling~!

I can't afford a very good wedding dress though, maybe I can find one in a pawn shop or at the dump? You know I can't find a job (lol yeah right I wouldn't get one anyway), so we have to be frugal with my disability check.

>>10748195
Perfect. That OP begged for fart edits

>>10748195
I-it doesn't matter how fancy it is hon!

As long as I'm with you and your farts, I'll be happy no matter what <3

>>10748195

Oh I just found my mom's change stash (lol stupid bitch she left a huge pile of money in the basement thinking I wouldn't take it).

Guess who's getting a 302.34 dollar wedding, baby~?

It's you <3

>>10748203
Oh sweetheart, you've made me the happiest genderfluid pansexual fart fetishist in the world~

>>10748210

Anything for my humanfriend/fiance soon to be husbawife~!

I think I can take some money from my mom's purse too while she's sleeping, lol, stupid bitch this wedding is going to be amazing.

Make sure to rip some good ones while we're saying our vows~nothing says "I love you" at a genderfluid pansexual wedding like methane and aerosol poo~

>>10748218
Oh baby, I'll make sure to wear my best diaper for you!

Where do you think we should have it though? I don't know of any church that would take us.

I love how these retards spam fart pics but don't understand that I'm hard as HELL right now. Especially the OP pic got me going.

>>10748231

In Las Vegas; I can probably convince my mom I'm going there for a job interview, and she might buy me a ticket lol.

In Nevada no one gives a fuck, so we can get married and then fart on each other and gamble and oh my God it's going to be so amazing I'm sooo exciteeeddd <3<3<3

>>10748237
>He thinks he's the only one that's hard

>>10748169
best thread on jaypee

>>10748258
>Bear naked

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H

>>10748254
Oh gosh hon~

Maybe we could go to a brothel, get ourselves a room with some dumb whore, and then fart on the girl until she pukes!

Oh gosh hon, this is going to be the best time ever! <3<3<3

>>10748267

Mmm, maybe after. B-but for that night, I want to be with j-just you.

I want to hold you as we both rip smelly bombs in our room. W-we can even shit on the bed sheets and wipe our butts on the walls before we leave to stick it to the Jews who run the hotel~!

M-maybe we can feed each other baked beans out of the can?

>>10748275
Of course baby, I want the first night to be with you~

Maybe we can light our beautiful, ghastly, colorful farts on fire and burn the filthy Jew hotel down.

Oh darling, that would be so amazing!