/jp/ - Otaku Culture

go back to wizchan loser

But I don't fit into any of those

But I am none of those. How can I create myself an identity now?

No one wants 3D women here. Except maybe those brainwashed idolfags

>>10736888
>>10736890
most on /jp/ fit into closer to the romeo or thewhy me, but the real question is who are they all greening?

But I'm not a virgin

The Whatever
>Back to games.
- Barely cares because he's so engrossed with his latest electronic pursuit.
- Open to the thought of a possible relationship in the eventual future but it probably won't happen based on his total lack of interest and/or effort.
- Whatever.

>>10736903
get out

>>10736903
>>>/out/

>>10736905
- Might potentially become depressed if he contemplated it for too long, but since he's not going to it's a moot point.
- Might potentially start caring more in his thirties.

This is stupid. It's trivial shit, just do what you enjoy, sex is beyond irrelevant. I swear you are all such mindless sheep, going whichever way societal pressure pushes you.

>>10736937
>Might potentially start caring more in his thirties.
top lel

Is there something similar for women? It might not be as grim as this but. I want to see.

I'm a 22 year old virgin and I feel ashamed of myself because of it.

I think I'm just going to buy an escort and get it over with.

cool facebook post dude

>>10736949
Impossible for a woman to be a virgin. Impossible for a woman to become poverty.

I would consider myself to be more the "I hate woman" kind. I think they are inferior to men. This was probably a result of being bullied in high school resulting in no girls wanting to be close to me.

I got really close to sex twice in my left. Once when I was 15, with this girl who ended up distancing herself because of a fore mentioned reason. And once in my freshmen year of collage when this exchange student was totally over my dick. We were sitting on her bed in her dorm room for crying out loud. I just dint know what to do next and was basically too much of a vagina to make the first move.

I will probably die alone. Because as a lolicon woman are now getting at the age, around 25, where I am no longer able to have sexual interest in them. Ohh well, cant say I have much to complain about. I am still living in one of the richest nations on earth. I have food and a good education. Video games and anime to keep me entertained. I will survive.

>>10736964
dat auto correcting phone

But I don't fit into any of these.

>>10736954
That feel when 23. Thinking about getting a Japanese whore in Osaka next month when I get a week off from teaching English.

>>10736974
I don't really know if getting an escort will be any better than being a virgin though. You didn't really "earn it". You just paid someone. Then again, maybe it works wonders on your confidence and if you "wanted" to get with a real girl you wouldn't feel awkward about your lack of experience since you have some at least.

>>10736935
>>10736930
but he fits it perfectly. he's the phoney.

>>10736964
>sitting on her bed
Good god man

Here's the girl version for female /jp/sies

>>10736937
already in thirties, didn't start caring. fuck, the closer i got to thirties, the less i cared.

i wonder if i accidentaly fucked something up in my head a few years ago.

>>10736989
You earned the money to pay for the girl didn't you? Remember that woman are property and as such it is okay to buy them. With the added bonus that you gain the experience to go the extra mile to catch a wild one.

>B-but its dishonorable
Let me just remind you that the ruler of the known world also had his first time with a prostitute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9V1Po3fACQ

>>10737001
I knew a denialist. Once.

>>10736964

>20+
I don't know man, twenty seems like a really low cut-off date to start writing everyone off as creepy losers.

I mean, sure, I'm a creepy loser, but don't think every virgin over twenty is. I'm no expert on normals, but there's probably plenty of decent, well-adjusted people who don't lose their virginity until the 20-24 range.

LOL SELF-HATING NEET NORMIES
LOL

anyway I had really nice sex with a /jp/sie girl a while back, you fags are missing out

>>10737036

fucking gross dude

why didn't you fuck a cute male jp/sie?

>>10737008
I know one right now. If she weren't ugly I would fuck her.

>tfw the landlord asks you if you're going to live with your gf

>>10737011
Yeah, I feel this best covers most of my points. Thank you.

There is something precious in not sharing something practically everyone else has shared. But it's still something sad.

A precious sorrow then.

>>10737007
Good thing you live in Japan or people might think you're retarded.

>>10737007
I guess it's better to just get it over with. Then you can go try your luck with real girls if you so please. I normally wouldn't care, but all of my NEET friends got themselves girlfriends and I'm the last person who's single and I feel sad about it because they get to do fun activities with their girlfriends. I'm actually kind of envious of them because they seem to have a lot of fun with their partners and I don't have any fun at all anymore.

Maybe I should find new single friends, but they'll inevitably get girlfriends as well and I'll be alone once again.

>>>/r9k/

Sugoi (cool).

Why me reporting in

>>10737091
lifting what?

>>10737082
maybe you should start lifting and get a gf?

>>10737092
2hus obviously.

>>10737092
My penis.

I'm actually a mix of all of them, in a subtle way. Good chart!

>>10737094
>>10737096
ok. and what is "gf"

Whyare the Romeo, Phoney and Why Me rated less pathetic than the Denialist?
I'm guessing the creator of the image falls into one of those categories?

>>10737101
goatfucker

>>10737101
grandfather, a unique weapon

I never even knew I was meant to want sex before people on the internet told me I did.

>>10737001
What catagory does this princess fall in?

>>10737110
Probably the "why me".

>>10737110
The 'Not a virgin after I meet her' tier.

>>10737082
>Maybe I should find new single friends, but they'll inevitably get girlfriends as well and I'll be alone once again.
Don't get normalfag friends then.

>>10737110
>3d
>acne scaring
>dirty body
>dirty house
you looks like irl gf material to me.

>>10737120
>>10737115
Patheticmind.

>>10737110
The "I'm so ugly that nobody wants me" one.

>>10737091
I shouldn't lift because of some of my health issues when I was younger, I can do aerobics and other lower stress exercise though. Just not lifting.

I guess I'll never be attractive to girls because I'll never get big muscles.

>>10737110
she's cute in the low standards way

>>10737115
>>10737124
You motherf*ckers want to fight?

Nobody disrespects my queen, a**holes.

>>10737130
Misquoting n*gger I posted >>10737115 and I thought she was cute.

>>10737110

Where does not giving a shit about wanting to be in a relationship because I find them trivial and nonessential put me?

>>10737141
Denial.

>>10737148
Where does not giving a shit about wanting to be in a relationship because it restricts me and I rather do other things in my freetime put me?

>/jp/

>>10737160
Denial. Did you even read OPs picture?!

>>10737167
I don't loath anyone or have a superiority complex.

>>10736937
>>10736905
This one is actually accurate in my case.
>>10737006
I think I might be in the same boat. I'll have to make a "plan b" after I finish some of my personal projects.

>>10737167
Nothing of that fits me, though. Except maybe "unimportant".

>>10737172
>after I finish some of my personal projects
jacking off to as many cartoons as possible?

I guess I'm a denialist, but I have my why me moments.
But I probably come across as a phony since I try and hide my real feelings and self behind bullshit

>>10737176
>jacking off to as many cartoons as possible?
That's just the daily routine. I try to fap exclusively to loli though, but sometimes I can't find enough.

>>10737115
watch out guys, we have a "romeo" over here.

guys what virgin am i

i hate the idea of a relationship because i know i couldn't follow through

i'm not fascinated with girls or put them to a higher standard (other than playing as one in games)

i want to become a girl because i'm bored of being a dude

i am not gay or lesbo

i'm a fully supported truNEET

i don't understand women nor do i try to understand them, they are just a loose cannon in the head. the minute you think you understand they can easily make you throw it all away like nothing

i am a strong believer in living alone (in the single sense, i don't mind living with parents) and dying alone

who virg here

>>10737395

you are twitterposting formspring dicksmiler virgin CONGRATS

>i want to become a girl
>i don't understand women

inb4 you try to tell me there's a difference between girl and woman in this case

Someday milk will come down from the heavens and devirg all of us whether you like it or not

>>10737406
aren't they one and the same? theres no difference between a girl and a women, dude

you guys think little girls are kind and pure and grow up to be bitchy women but that's false. there are kind women and there are bitchy little girls alike

there is no difference

>>10737395
That's fucking deep, dude.

>>10737395
You are a stupid simple minded virgin idiot ugly fuckface creeper loser virgin.

>>10737411
my body is ready

The word "virgin" is a very powerful one.

It has the ability to make an average woman twice as attractive and the average man twice as unattractive.

You can admit to being a virgin and scare off even the most lustful of housewives.

>>10737464
Well, to compensate, slut is twice as effective when attributed to a female, while it is completely ineffective as insult for males.

dudevirgems = NOT COOL

girlvirgins = awesome, cool, pretty, beautiful, wonderful, kind, great kisser, great in bed, devoted, funny, cute, lovely, sexy, fun, pure

>>10737464
But don't lustful housewives actively hunt for virgins? Well not old virgins, but young ones?

>>10737464
that's not what i learned from the graduate

>>10737464
That is just male mind foolishness. Where screwing as many women as you possibly could makes you superior compared to the rest.

Most females think that you are a fucking idiot if you tell them that you've banged millions of chicks before her. Depends on culture too, I suppose.

>>10737466
True, true. Great post.

>>10737466
All the girlvirgs I've met over the age of 18 were bitches. I think not having sex makes them think they're better than everyone else.

>>10737483
>male mind
No its a pretty universal opinion in western society
Females might be put off by you having lots of sex but they'll still be ok with it, chances are if that many women have fucked you you're doing something right.

watashi sama is not virgin desu ;P orenoboku ga has fuked girl with pinku (pink) vagina :)) R u gaijin jealus of boku?

>>10737492
No they won't be ok with that.

And what you can do right is to be honest, rich and handsome. Look. You are already doing something wrong if you are fucking many women. This is probably the wisest thing I've said during whole month.

>>10737508
How come guys like that can fuck so many girls if they are put off by it then?

>>10737512
THEY BULLSHIT! IDIOT

There are good girls, and there are sluts.

>>10737508
>No they won't be ok with that.
I watch Maury and Jeremy Kyle a lot.

You are wrong. Women love bad dudes who have sex with other women.

The other day, I was watching Ricki Lake and the episode was precisely about that. One woman said "I like him because I'm the one he will change his personality for."

You are wrong, dude.

The human body really bothers me. I can handle clothed girls if they are under 30, but if they were naked, I'd probably throw up. 15 is the ideal age.

And you know, most girls have really horrible looking lady parts. At least by being flat-chested you could avoid having ugly/loose breasts. But nobody is safe from having a disgusting-looking poosy. They are already gross enough in how they function, I really don't need to see how ugly they are. I've only seen a few perfect poosies in 3D pornography, and even then, those are probably going to look disfigured past 30.

What a travesty it is to live as the last generation that will helplessly age and die. Oh well, at least we were able to experience the early days of the internet. A magical feeling that nobody else will ever get.

I often like to imagine though, how the world is going to be like when physical appearance is 100% malleable. Just pretty people with perfect, hairless bodies walking around. All the women will be like sex dolls. The only issue will be hygiene.

I'm in my twenties. How long do I have left to experience a young body. Not long.

I feel queasy just watching regular porn much less doing it myself.

>>10737519
HOMOSEXUAL ALERT HOMOSEXUAL ALERT WEEEOOOO WEEEEOOOO

>>10737528
What? No, I'm straight.

What I wrote up is just a demonstration on how stupid it is to assume that there are five male virgem archetypes in the world.

>>10737528
Anon, I told you to turn that off. Otherwise it'll go off every 30 seconds.

>>10737519
Interesting point. What if people became physical manifestations of their minds instead of the standard humanoid form?

>>10737519
Why can't you just do 2d?

Why is janny leaving this up?

Also, why is it that /jp/ eats up content from other boards once they have a chance to talk about themselves?

Oh right, this is the disguised NEET thread,

>>10737550
The same reason all the other shit threads are still up.

>>10737546
I'm not able to immerse myself that well with 2D. There are some very subtle details that make me very hard when I look at specific 3D faces. In 2D, they are simple and homogenized. Maybe this will all change with VR.

Most 3D girls are extremely ugly, though.

>>10737550
Anti-NEET is a code for Anti-/jp/

>>10737553
Junior idol gravure videos then.

>>10737411
It's really silly when sluts who have had sex with many men before try to act pure by refusing to have sex with you.

god this is so stupid you normalfags have no idea how much i dont care this is such a joke. Being a virgin doesnt mean anything to me at all, get this through your heads, not everyones obseesed over this like you are, go back to /r9k/

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