/jp/ - Otaku Culture

that pizza is takai as HELL

Just put it on the ground and I will slide the money under the door.

Europeans get out

I am hungyr
what neet food?
pizza for breakfast?

How is NEET and pizza related?

>>10716078
If you order pizza you don't have to leave the house.

I wish I had pizza, everything was microwaved today.

I miss my mom.

Me mum buys pizza once a week.

It's a great day it is

I used to go to an all you can eat pizza place every once in a while until they started remembering my name and talking to me all the time. After the waitress asked why I never show up with friends I never came back.

Pity too since the manager would ask me what kind of pizzas he should put out on the buffet because he knew I'd eat them.

>>10716136
Cute/sad story, dude.

>>10716096
I can think of numerous other ways of getting food without leaving the house that aren't overpriced or unhealthy as ordering pizza.

>>10716012
One pizza for 8e is not that takai. In Japan it would be twice the price at least.

>>10716136

I'd be your pizza friend.

>>10716136
You should go back. I'm sure they miss you.

>>10716160
Well, no shit, nobody buys pizza because it's cheap or healthy.

>>10716174
I didn't even notice the other boxes. I must be blind.

>>10716160
Like what? I'd like to educate myself.

>>10716189
>You should go back. I'm sure they miss you.

This. Friendly, or at least familiar faces, are a welcome comfort if you're working some shitty pizza job.

>>10716189
For an alleged NEET you should watch your health and wallet more. You can't afford to be sick after all.

>>10716207
Eh, neither did I.

>>10716188
Its been my dream to be in a pizza club where we could meet up every month or so and just eat pizza.

>>10716210
It depends on where you live, but there are hundreds of places that deliver groceries to the home.

Here in New York City any pizza is good. Now I will tell you my friends that I am a man of excellent taste and although any pizza is good to me I know how to pick out the best of the best.

When I look for a pizza I look for one that is freshly made, has unique and high quality ingredients and is made by pizza experts who have been passed pizza making tips for decades.

That is a good pizza my friends.

>>10716212
A truNEET dies when his time is up. Nobody wants to live forever.

Other than all the people who do, but that's besides the point.

>>10716235
Why are mentioning New York in all your posts?

>>10716230
They cough all over your food though.

>>10716251
He's challenging you to track him down and rape him.

>>10716252
That's the price you pay for being agoraphobic.

>>10716241
A man all his life says that life is meaningless, but when he lies on his deathbed, he will cry "fetch me a doctor!"

>>10716251
New York is known for it's pizza.

>>10716251
Because I like to remind people that I live in the best city in the world and have the best pizza. Enjoy your brick pizza nonsense, Boston.

>>10716136
This happened to me at a local restaurant but I left because she wanted to date

>>10716277
No doubt I will rue my recklessness on my deathbed, but in the meantime, I will enjoy my pizza.

>>10716285
Should've rejected her in a really cruel and embarrassing way and then just kept going.

>>10716251

*starts pissing myself visibly, also my asshole unhinges somewhat* h-heh sorry, just an allergic reaction to this New York City cuisine i am currently e-enjoying.. boy the food sure is great here in New York City, where i am not zun!bar at all...

hoo boy, the weather in New York City sure is nasty! real cold and also i'm not zun!bar

>>10716285
Don't let women get in the way of you and your pizza

Regina Pizza in Boston does live up to it's hype though. Definitely worth checking out if you are up there.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/9529596#p9529632 http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/10088165#p10088758


Anyway, since this is a pizza-edition NEET thread, and pizza is a food, what are you guys eating?

I made some cheese ravioli about an hour ago. Pretty great, but last time I made it with storebought pasta instead of self-rolled stuff and it came out better. Maybe I'm just shit at making pasta.

Can NEETs survive by only eating pizza?

>>10716331
I ordered three pizzas for twenty dollars last weekend but I've run out now, so I had oatmeal with peanut butter.

>>10716332
Based on my expertise of eating pizza, yes.

>>10716346

>so I had oatmeal with peanut butter.

Why? Do you want lots of protein or something for working out?

>>10716332
I don't think it's physically possible for a human to survive on one kind of meal.

>>10716351
Mostly because I had the peanut butter on hand.

I don't even lift.

If you have any pizza-related questions please direct them at me. I am able to take your questions for the next hour or so.

>>10716355

Haha. Yes it is.

>>10716292
nice post dude. consider this an empty quote

>>10716332
Judging from this man, yes.

He degreases his pizzas first, though.

>>10716355
My grandma eats pretty much nothing but fudge royale ice cream and coffee. Occasionally she'll eat something that my mother makes once a week or so.

>>10716005
You little cunt, eating a slice then daring to ask for a tip? Ill give you a tip alright.

>>10716368
>>10716386
Wouldn't the human body reject repetitious ingredients after a while?

/jp/
Are NEETs real?
It seems like a recurring theme in anime.
Is it something Japan made up? Can you imagine someone that stays at home all day and doesn't do anything productive?

(By the way, I posted on /jp/ because I want to discuss something related to Japan and not discuss about anime)

>>10716366
If I cut a hole and put my dick in the middle of it, will you eat it?

/jp/ pizza party meetup please

>>10716398

No. Why would it reject any nutrition at all?

The body deals with what it gets. It just makes things look more appetizing based on how nutritional they would be to you. I remember reading a book by someone who was stranded in the ocean for several weeks, and he said that eating raw fish liver became more delicious than anything he'd ever eaten, and that the doctors told him it was because of some nutritional content they held.

>>10716398
I would imagine it would be quite the opposite if the body had to live on it. Though it may attempt to make other things look more tasty.

I don't know any biology though.

>>10716366
What's the best place to get pizza in Jew York City, Mr. !bar?

I've got some cold pizza in the fridge that I'm considering going wild on in a bit.

test

Why does America culture enable corporations to pay their employees a third of minimum wage in exchange for 'tips' which you are pretty much obligated to provide else people fuck with your food?

America is really full of shit people. In Japan it would be a story for national news if some idiot spit in a customer's food for not giving them a gift.

>>10716366
Opinion on Little Caesers? I eat it all the time, poorfag here. Hot and cheap are all I can say on it

>>10716470
Well it's not like you'll get much better for $5.

>>10716466
Because in America the wealth is all supposed to flow upwards.

Restaurant owner doesn't have to pay his employees as much means he goes home with more.

However it means the customer just had his $10 meal turn into a $15 one.

>>10716470
Never had them even back in the day. Biggest major pizza chain near me here in New York City is a Dominos Pizza.

In Italy every pizza place sells tolerable to great pizzas, there's no shit.
Kind of makes you want to try shitty american pizza to see what mediocrity tastes like and what you aren't missing on.

Hey I have a question.
I heard /jp/ has a neet guide to staying happy despite everything, can anyone share this with me?

And to stay on topic, living in philly with local pizzeria's is great, they're actually quite cheap too surprisingly.

i can enver eat pizza at the poroper temp...

i always burn the rof of my mouth...

>>10716630

I seem to be happier when I make a better attempt to 'take care of' myself, if you know what I mean. Showering regularly, cooking good food, etc.

My favourite pizza restaurant in this area is run by indians. (Generally, stereotypically, they're run by turks.) This one has been around for like six or seven years, when the usual lifetime is about a year or two at most.

And they are really fucking good. Each pizza I've ordered has been either as good as the last one, or slightly better.

No, no real point. Just bloviating out loud

>>10716661
I do most of those things but I was told something about a comprehensive guide of some sort.

>>10716654
i want to eat pizza with you dude. i could help you keep the temperature in check

>>10716221
You get that shit for free if you happen to be legally retarded.

>>10716630

http://pastebin.com/JPK4dx21 <--- Not sure if right link because pastebin is down.

>>10716657
Hey man, gore's against the rules outside /b/.

>>10716657

>>10716704
>pastenbin is down
...well that really doesn't help me much but thanks anyway, not your fault obviously
oh well

>>10716715
>not your fault obviously

Don't try to defend that fuckup.

>>10716723

>>10716743
i-it's okay anon it wasn't your fault really

>>10716747

He's right. I'm such a fuckup.

All I wanted to do was help someone out. I can't even do that correctly.

>>10716781
He's wrong. You did your best!

>>10716781
It's okay, I can't do anything right either.
Just keep trying!

>>10716801
Don't listen to this guy. Give up now and save yourself some embarrassment.

>>10716797
>>10716801

It doesn't matter. That anon will never achieve NEET happiness and it's all my fault. I can't stand being alive knowing that I failed him. The only thing left to do is kill myself.

Goodbye /jp/

>>10716847
Please don't anon!

is this roleplaying?

anon don't kill yourself pastebin is working now and you gave me the right link!

>>10716860
It's too late.
You killed a man today, anon.

>>10716860
Blindly giving the link without being sure if it was correct was grossly irresponsible though. Go ahead and do it.

>>10716866
I can't handle that!
>>10716868
He knew it was right in his heart, and he took a risk but doubted himself afterwards. But he wouldn't have failed me.

I'm back. I ended up eating a peanut butter sandwich instead of killing myself.

>>10716860

pastebin? link? What are you talki-- oh that. Uh, yay I guess.
This is a good sandwich.

>>10716912
You made my night anon. Enjoy your sandwich.

>>10716847
cya later nerd

>>10716914

It makes me happy to know that, anon.

>>10716941

That image makes no sense.

Today while driving I hit a dog. I was not looking at the road because I saw no cars and no people on it. I felt that I had gone over something and looked back to see that the dog was howling and barking while moving erratically. I rang the doorbell to the house that it walked to (it did not keep any legs from being used), but nobody answered. I tried to pick it up to bring it home just down the block, but it backed up into the corner of the porch and peed while growling and nipping at me. I hope the release of urine was not from any sort of internal injury. I hope it was just scared.

I feel horrible and I don't know what to do now.

>>10717046
Make it into a pizza.

i had a dream a couple of days ago where i worked in this shop which only sold
2hu merchandise with 2 tranny /jp/ers. all the customers did was bully the fuck
out of the 2 trannies and never buy anything. then we had this party where the
trannies got raped or something. but there was something really nice about the
dream and being with /jp/. i wish i could go back.

i had a dream a couple of days ago where i worked in this shop which only sold 2hu merchandise with 2 tranny /jp/ers. all the customers did was bully the fuck out of the 2 trannies and never buy anything. then we had this party where the trannies got raped or something. but there was something really nice about the dream and being with /jp/. i wish i could go back.

>>10717108
It doesn't have to be a dream.

>>10717046

Holy fuck that sounds awful. I hope you're not too traumatized. Hopefully the owners will take the dog to the vet.