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So I'm walking home today and some fucker bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about Taoism being the best religion. I tried to stay calm and explain to him that Buddhism was actually the best religion, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'yin-yang dualism' and I fucking lost it. Punched him right in his Tao-loving face.

I hate Taoism so fucking much.

>> No.10712737

But anon, most places where Taoism is a thing it's also mixed with Buddhist tradition. They're almost never practiced in a pure form. It's almost impossible really since they've mated and mated again and again over the ages! In Japan; Taoism, Buddhism, and Shinto live together in one big happy mixed family.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

>> No.10712779

If he was actually a Taoist, he wouldn't haved flipped his shit on you.

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Taoism thread?

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>>10712786

Oh hell no.

>> No.10712802

>>10712796
JOJO! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG ANIMU! GTFO!

>> No.10712806
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Valentinianism is the best religion. Just look at this pantheon.

>> No.10712811

>>10712802
Dio can be in any animu he wants, faglord.

>> No.10712814

>>10712802
That was Dio stupid
And the fact that you thought that would be funny leads me to believe you're either a retard or female.

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>>10712814
He's google.

>> No.10712822

>>10712814
>>10712811
I confused them? Time for rewatch marathon.

>> No.10712842

Consider your self lucky if true. I live in hick town, and am Rinzai Zen. Have been called a satanist for the enso tattoo on my shoulder blade.

>> No.10712859

>>10712842

Stop walking around with your shoulders uncovered, you harlot.

>> No.10712880

>>10712859
it was 122 degrees out, and I am in good shape. I can pull it off. Most of the locals wear wife beaters anyway.

>> No.10712887

>>10712880
a /jp/ user is fit? how? what? I don't even.

>> No.10712893

>>10712887
It's not that hard to figure out.

>> No.10712898

>>10712887
He's a crossboarder here for the weekend

>> No.10712926

>>10712887
Last time /jp/ really worked to find out how many of its posters were n33ts and had truly crippling social issues, the number of just over 15%. Most of /jp/ can handle them selves.

>> No.10712929

>>10712926
only surveys are truly reliable

btw i'm the queen of england

>> No.10712938

>>10712926
And yet the last time we did a poll to find out how many virgins are here it was 85%

You really can't look to statistics to get info on this place.

>> No.10712945

>>10712737
Please make sure to quality check your posts in order to make sure you are not abusing chan features such as spoilers, as you have done in this post. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.

>> No.10712946

>>10712938
it may astound you to learn that many EETs are also virgins

>> No.10712955

>>10712926
>>10712938
>>10712946
The only statistic that truly matters is how many /jp/ers are content with their lives, chose to be where they are by choice and see no need to brag about it.

I'd say less than 1% are in the above situation.

>> No.10712984

>>10712946
How big of a failure do you have to be to not get laid while living as a normalfag?

I'm a longtime friendless NEET who is hardly a good looking guy and even I've had a few chances come my way. Of course I never acted upon them because I am true /jp/ but still.

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>> No.10713006

>>10712984
I lost my wizardry a while ago, work, and have my own place. Does this make me unfit for /jp/?

>> No.10713012

>>10712842
maybe you should not be a Buddhist/Taoist in a small town. The nail that stands up gets hammered down .

>> No.10713013

>>10712984
Have you never heard of work from home jobs? You are employed, yet you rarely leave your room. Not really any opportunity to have sex there.

>> No.10713009

>>10713006
No. Get the fuck out.

>> No.10713016

>>10713012
Mind if I quote you on that in my book of wise sayings?

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get along pretty well as far as I can see

>> No.10713061

>>10712729
wait, why do you have daoists?

>> No.10713074

>>10713061
Well, I have Christians, started praying as soon as I locked the basement door.

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>>10712737
i like that thing about taoism and buddhism mating. Tell me more.

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