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Beat this!
*whips it out*

>>10709156
literally HOW would anyone even think that's a good idea

they're all in wedding dresses so presumably it was organized for the same day too

just how retarded would you need to be to do something like that

>>10709162
It's like one of those sitcom moments where the guy has multiple dates on the same day and has to keep running between venues.

I can beat you three in danmaku.

Why don't we focus on the more important question - what's a church doing in Gensokyo?

not like they're allowed in our Lord's house anyways

>>10709166
Christians invaded Gensokyo

>>10709180
Plot material for touhou 14.

Bullshit, that's not my signature on the papers.
That's not even my real name.

Why can't I just marry all three of you and we have sweaty threesomes throughout our honeymoon?

Begone vile witches! My heart only beats for Youmu

Why can't I just marry all three of you and we have sweaty foursomes throughout our honeymoon?

but i've never said i would marry any of you
oh shit looks like i've been rused
who could it be....!

>>10709237
*sigh*

You really do not understand the heart of a maiden.
This is why virgins are...

C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to go the harem route, right...?
I thought if we all went here together ready to get married, we would put our differences past us and get along, united by love. Just like in my visual novels!
I'll probably just have to pass a Persuasion Skill or Intelligence check, which should come up any minute now....

>>10709192
A cherub 2hu confirmed.

Do you bitches really think I would willingly enter a financial death trap? You just want my figurine collection.

Cool quality roleplaying thread. I'm so glad we got rid of the “bloggers”.

How about instead of everyone beating me up, you fight each other for my hand in marriage?
Just think of this as the next incident. This was all just a clever plot for the next Touhou game, I swear!

>>10709262
buttmad fakeneet homo

>>10709246
You don't understand the heart of a virgin.
He might not even be one anyhow.

>>10709264
Why are you being defensive? This is a wonderful thread and I'm glad we have less shitty “blog” threads sharing space with it on the front page. Our janitor is truly a god.

>>10709274
buttmad fakeneet homo

>>10709293
I'm starting to think that you're not proud of your thread. Why is that? Also, why would you participate in a thread you're not proud of?

What... us? Marry? WTF you're talking about anonymous

wanting to marry a lazy shrine maiden or a lousy thief

SUIKA! my one and only true love these two are bullying me! It's a lie a never wanted them they threw themselves on me shameless hussies!

besides this church is a no danmaku or magic zone

>>10709262
This thread is making me cringe. I'd be fine with it if everyone would start their sentences with "I would"

I'm pretty sure getting rid of NEET threads only serves to make all the retarded crossboarders who posted in those thread spread out into the rest of the threads.

>>10709244

le merchantface.jpeg

>>10709156

this situation would never fucking happen. Marisa, Reimu and Suika all fucking talk to each other. Hell, each would have invited the other two to their wedding and realized that they had been tricked a few months in advance. FUCK.
The very first day that Reimu started even liking anyone, Marisa would know and vice-verse.
This is literally the stupidest fucking picture I've ever seen.

>>10709413
Actually if we're going by what I think the original intent was then they look more dressed like bridesmaids rather than about to get married.

>>10709166
Because religion has been forgotten in America.

>>10709262
>>10709344

You two are part of the biggest and most annoying wave of idiots 4chan has ever experienced, and you're responsible for its death. "Oh no, this thread isn't up my le OC quality standards." Well fuck you, what do you want? A fucking conference on the intricacies and design of spellcards, and a philosophical debate on what they represent? You hold everything to this imaginary standard that never fucking existed, and waste so much time deriding people don't meet this impossible standard that the squash any hope of any one having any fun or enjoying anything. This wave of "lel gb2" and "this not quality, whatever that fucking means" fags are the worst "shiposters" and trolls that 4chan has ever seen. Stop trying to force 4chan into being some shithole forum.

>>10709570
You're right, good thing we have rules to determine what content is allowed. I would hate for something like blogging to encroach on our ability to make quality roleplay threads.

>>10709600
Amen.

>>10709608
What are you, religious?

I got married once. We got pregnant but the baby was born black so I divorced her. She still tried to get me to pay child support and it was actually a really big hassle to get the issue settled in court.

>>10709600

Fine, keep ruining every thread by trying to force it your standards, I'm normally somewhere better anyway. I just think its funny how a place that we come to or entertainment and to share images has turned into basically a Quality Control Buraucracy. All's you are to keep doing is arguing about what does and doesn't meet your high standards and this place will sieze up because nothing is getting done and the atmosphere is shit. And I hope that happens so 4chan can realise its destiny as a net for the normalfags to come and squabble about 4chan's glorious history and we can sit back and laugh and have fun. Have a nice day.

>>10709623
We just said "no blogging"

>>10709627
tl;dr lol

>>10709156
There must have been a mistake, I only wanted to marry Suika.

>>10709652
The best choice.

>>10709623

You both got pregnant? wow how horrible are you for having a black babby and blaming your wife you cheated on her then divorced her?

I bet her babby was white

>>10709156
What's wrong with their heads?

>>10709623
Aren't you that one tripfag?
Already forgot your name.

>>10709685
ZUN!bar

>>10709570
>Stop trying to force 4chan into being some shithole forum.
Stop squealing like a baby. Impatience and "priorities" are the reasons why forums are shitholes. People don't give them any value so they use them as simple jerk-off dens. You're the one who's forcing everything to conform to shit, "as it should be".
>waste so much time
Wasting time doesn't exist. How come your time is so important? Are you an important person? Tell us about yourself.

4chan fills it function as a green feelio dump. If it tries to be anything else, it might as well try it properly. The world is filled to the brink with mediocre bullshit. If you want some of it, why don't you go to the nearby pub? If you want something equally intimate but you're unable to handle face-to-face situations, why not go on IRC?

Like it or not, and as incredible as it sounds, this is the no. 1 imageboard in the world, and this is the subboard with the biggest portion of people who have nothing but time.

Isn't it wonderful how the world always succeeds in making you see the both sides of everything? Early 4chan was a gathering place for snowflakes who escaped everything with the primary objective of leaving their own footprint. What does it sound like? Unsustainable crap ideas are just that. Please don't try to mention SA: its current or past states have very little to do with anything that we could discuss.

Loving shit so much that you reject all progress that gets poured on you - now that's really something. If you're an epic explorer, why aren't you exploring? It's 2013 and you're on 4tran.

>>10709732
Holy shit are the roleplayers fighting amongst themselves out of stupidity?

>>10709750
Replying with a character combination with "stupidity" and a question mark in it truly is the sign a deserving olden phaggoth.

>>10709156
>marrying Suika

>>10710559

All the characters in the OP pic make awful marriage candidates.

>>10710569
which touhous are good marriage candidates?

>>10710575
Youmu (obedient)
Sakuya (good at housework)
Patchouli (quiet, likes to stay indoors)
Alice (maybe)
Resien (hard worker)

>>10710581
>Youmu (obedient)
She's always insulting Yuyuko.
>Alice
Pfffft, you guys are talking about the fanon tsundere one aren't you?

yuugi

cuz she'll whoop your ass

>>10710588
>Pfffft, you guys are talking about the fanon tsundere one aren't you?

No, I meant Alice the canon nice girl who will let you stay with her. I said maybe because she's even more of a loner than Patchouli.

>>10710575
Okuu, Keine, and Hina come to mind first.

>>10710595
I would marry Keine.

>>10710588
Youmu is a child and Yuyuko is an airheaded bitch.

>>10709156
What can I say, I'm a playa.

1. Subterranean Animism
2. Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
3. Undefined Fantastic Object
4. Phantasmagoria of Flower View
5. Perfect Cherry Blossom

>Implying that I don't want to be beaten by 3 would be gensokyo'n wives.

>>10709166
To worship the one and true savior.

>>10712440
Who