/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You should try, if you miss you'll be among the stars.

Humans and dragons can breed with anything.

Why would you? What self respecting Earthling would fuck moon people?

Magic ball says yes.

>>10702103
What's wrong with fucking moon people?

>>10702120
She's really cute.

>>10702120

I don't fuck illegal aliens

>>10702096
>>10702105
And what would the offspring look like? Would it be more of a rabbit or more of a human? Would it even have rabbit ears?

What's the source for this?

>>10702146
http://exhentai.org/g/483247/a101930203/

>>10702159
Thanks.

>>10702103
You would make for a shitty bard. Where's your sense of adventure?

>>10702159
Oh hey, can anyone tell me the diff of ehentai and exhentai? It's the same but it is not but it is to me.

>>10703092
exhentai has loli.

RIP Gensokyo Whorehouse

>>10702148
dat 2wee

>>10702120
What happened to the rest of the image?

>>10703228
Can't show it on a Christian board.

>>10703247
This place is not christian. We are Anarchist Shinto. The proof is that we want to go to Gensokyo and lick Reisen or any other touhous all over their body.

>>10702096
We are fucking Ditto? The hell

>>10703259
Fedora-wearing brony atheists.

>>10703281
Let me put on my fingerless gloves so I can kick your ass, nerd.

>>10703281

Hey, don't make me take out my black long coat and leather boots. I will fuck yo shit up.

>>10703287
Try my Aikido, see what happens, spermlord.

Better question is what would it be like to fertilize a Lunarian?

>>10702148
>>10703323
Am I the only one who feels like replying "no shit and the sun is yellow" to them?

>>10703341
>sun is yellow

But it's not...

>>10703349
Well then I'd say sun color, the sun is sun color

>>10703323

Probably the best feeling imaginable.

They have the most perfect pussies after all.

I hide every thread I don't care except if it has Reisen on it. Now I want to fertilize Lunarians like they are some plant

can humans impregnate horses? because that's how reisen looks like.

>>10703092
Exhentai has that fucking sadpanda.

And since I changed my computer, I can't figure how to bypass that motherfucker.

>>10703973
you look like a horse

>>10703981
I have a horse mask. Does that cunt?

>>10703987
count*

>>10703973
Reisen is cute and doesn't look like a horse at all.
Except for the fact that she likes carrots I guess

>>10703978
>I can't figure how to bypass that motherfucker.
jesus christ, it's not that hard
delete cookies
log in g.e-hentai
you can now get in exhentai
if it doesnt work, you're doing it wrong

>>10703978
you have the brain of a horse.

>>10703999
carrots? i knew it, she's a horse.

>>10704002
What if I don't want to log in g.e hentai?

I remember there was another way, where I was supposed to open the server's cookie and change a few values.

>>10704013
You can't open a server's cookie. You can only open it if it's on your computer.

>>10704026
Are you drunk?

>>10704018
Holy cow. Then what was I doing exactly?

>>10704028
No. I remember using a Firefox addon to change a value from False to True, but I don't remember what the addon was.

You guys are derailing this. Please go back to the discussion of how would you sex your Reisen.

>>10704041
In the butt after a rough spanking.

>>10704041
are you sure you want to have sex with reisen?

>>10704011
She's not.

>>10704050
thats no raisin

>>10704050
That image is lewd as heck I'm gonna go blind.

>>10704054
think again

I just don't understand how you can sexualize touhou. how does this get you hot and bothered? shes a qt pie. u shud be ashamed. u need 2 do way instain mother.

Ahhh /jp/ my naive little /jp/~

fertilizing a rabbit requires gear powered pump action penis, a rabbit is very sexually active let alone a moon rabbit, hence the term "fucks like a rabbit"

I wish all you faggots sexualising cute touhous were dead. When I die and go to hell, I'll make sure to build a special place there for all of you.

>>10704072
When I'll be in hell, I'll still be seuxalising cute touhous.

>>10704088

You and me both.

>>10704072
there's no hell anymore. Sorry bro.

>>10704088
>>10704581
Hope you both scream so much that you don't chance to play out your fantasies.

>>10704609
They'll be too busy thinking about how they want to die. fuggin toohoo molesters.

>>10704072
That's nice of you to build /jp/ mansion for us.
We can all meet up there.
Make sure to get some cute Succubi for us while your down there. They can be our maids.

>>10704050
>>10702148

Get away from Inaba-san you assholes!

>>10704653
You're a funny guy.
I'll make sure the demons raping your ass will have extra spiky dicks.

A series of nicely-drawn happysex doujinshi...
So why exactly aren't they all translated yet?

>>10704050
My god... my god, why?

>>10704606
That chainsaw in the second game changes the whole gameplay.

>>10704062
No, it is YOU who is the naïve one.
You underestimate my dick. When I unzip my pants, you will see FEAR in Reisen's eyes.

please stop saying things like that...

>>10704689
The Super Shotgun is what made the later levels of DOOM II worth playing. Otherwise, I liked the first DOOM a lot better.

>>10704731
The super shotgun is crazy powerful, dunno about I or II being best, both are equally enjoyable.

Fast paced, cool weapons, scary monsters, lots of secrets in each level, that's all it takes for a game to be good, i know that things change, but this evolution towards a slow-paced tacticool "gibe all nao" kind of FPS'es isn't something really positive imo.

>>10704778
>>10704731
>>10704689
>>>/vr/

>>10704050
Holy fucking shit, I wasn't planning to fap this spontaneously.

>>10704002
That does not work. I still do not understand WHY people say it does work, when it clearly does not. You have to manually copy the e-hentai cookies for the exhentai domain name.

>>10708066
No you don't, you're doing it wrong. What >>10704002 says is accurate.

>>10708431
My experience along with the experience with many others says you're a lieoola johnson ultimatum supremacy of the whisp. Get out of my sight immediately.

I am glad that J is risking his position just so we can enjoy this thread in peace without NEETs ruining our quality fun.

>>10704072
Do they really let you just construct your own shit in Hell? I thought it was only divinely morphic.

>>10704707

Wow, j******r deletes a compliment immediately but a not a Touhou fucking thread or even the horse porn in it that's been reported

ＧＪ

>>10708929
+1

...probably. Please don't cum inside her.

>>10708974
I don't know man, she looks really tempting right there.
I want to cum inside her and play with her ears afterwards.

>>10708974
I'm cum in her ears.

That better?

>>10711308
Well, at least you're probably happier in that life than in this one..

I think Tewi and I would be focused on turning on Reisen as much as possible through overloading her senses. While I would be fucking Reisen, Tewi would be right behind her, squeezing her nipples and nibbling on her ear. We'd chain Reisen up to the bed, blindfold her, and touch and lick every inch of her body. After making her cum several times, Reisen would be physically and emotionally exhausted, leaving Tewi and I to go at it like rabbits. I'd be pretty exhausted at that point, so I'd have to fuel up on Gatorade and healthy snacks, and afterwards I'd let Tewi fuck my brains out, because she likes to take control like that. After Tewi was done with me, I'd use what energy I had left to crawl back and spoon Reisen, whispering in her ear that I love her.

>>10711344
Which ear?

>>10711368
The one closest to me when I'm spooning her. Probably the left one.

>>10711378
But her human ear or the rabbit ear?

>>10711418
Rabbit ear, of course.

Reisen can't get pregnant! She's too married to her job for that.

>>10711441
she is married to my dick.

>>10703368

>>10711483
You only need to be without corruption to be accepted on the moon.

"Corruption" here isn't referring to just any kind of imperfection or flaw. You could say it's something like spiritual dirt. It's a thing in Shinto. It's why they do that misogi thing.

>>10711483

>>10711483
smelly dumb secondary scum