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You're colorblind

Weird, I was thinking if Yukkuris have the ability to swim the other night.

>>1066861
I CAN'T TAKE IT EASY LIKE THIS

I want a yukkuri so bad ;_;. Preferably a Reimu.

>>1066860
Yukkuriblind, you mean.

>>1066863
Yukkuris can swim for a while. If they stay in the water too long, though, they drown.

>>1066877
And by "drown" I mean dissolve and then have their skin removed.

I remember when yukkuris were about laughing at people and shooping their faces on other characters. Then they gained sentience, and then people started to kill them.

>>1067259
Fuck. Are Kimeimarus the UGLIEST yukkuris ever, or what?

lets get this thread started, shale we?

Day 365

"It's been one year since they appeared. I've gone everywhere, looked everywhere, tried everything, but it seems that it's finally happened.

I'm the only one left.

I still don't know what they are. They just came, and began to.... replace? Transform? I don't even know what they did- it always happened out of my sight, except for that one time... All I do know is that those things just spread, attracted to the people they resembled, and then, unnoticed by anyone but me, the people I knew... were pushed aside.

All I have left is this journal, and my experiments. Maybe I can find a way to reverse whatever happened.

Take transmutation magic. It can change forms, so I'm assuming it was used to cause this. Easy to disspell, under ordinary circumstances.

Maybe I'm going about it the wrong way. I should rest a bit, clear my head. It's so hard to think. Take a break.

Yeah, I'll just take it easy for a day.

Take it easy.

Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easy.Take it easyTake it easyTake it easyTake it easyTake it easyTakeiteasyTakeiteasytakeiteasy"

(no more entries)

>>1067265
I think Kimeemarus are cute in their own way. However, they don't approve of taking it easy.

>>1067360
>The Metal Lives
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>How come I keep thinking "fast" when it means "slow?"

"Yukkuri" means "Slow" in Japanese, but unkown even to the Japanese, it actually means "We will kill you in your sleep" in Yukkuri.

>>1067462
So everytime they say "Yukkuri", they say they are going to kill us?
To arms!

>>1067360
Still more creepy than the shit at /x/

>>1067480
Send it there along with a Yukkuri pic.

>>1067387
awesome an aya yukkuri i want to see what all the yukkuris looklike so lets have a yukkuri immage dump

>>1067758
wat

1: "sigh..
No donations came in,
and cleaning is such a chore..."

"It's so melancholy"

3: "Yu"

4: "yu"
*swiing*

5: "Ph"

6: "Ahahahaha
What are you doing
~?"
"Yu"
"Swinging?"

7: thought:"The yukkuri has it so easy..."
"Oh"

8: "I know, do that
'Take it easy!'
thing"
"It might cheer me up!"

10: "hey hey"
"Please"

11: "I'll give you a manju if you do"

13: "Oh okay, I'll give you one of anything"

14: "What do you want?"

15: "I WANT A NECK!"

...

ゆ~~ ゆゆゆ~ ゆ-ゆ-ゆ!~~~!

>>1069332

OH GOD RUN, er, HOP AWAY EASY!!

>>1069332

This is what happens when you sing copyrighted songs without paying.

lol retards

Any summaries today?~

Yukkuri China... ;_;

>>1069818
Why is the yukkuri patchouli helping the siegers?

>>1069818

WHY YOU DO THIS?!

>>1069818
Dunno. Translation is required. Also, China shouts "Jyaooo" and "Jyaooon".

Thanks to the Anon who translated this in the last thread.

Anyone wish to translate these two by the black and white artist? It involves Remirya, so you know it'll be good.

>>1069981

>>1069981
-U~ ?
-Mama~
-U~ <3
-Budiiiin <3
-Ugyu~!!
-Uzya!!!

>>1069982
Wait for meeee ~ <3 (may be inaccurate. re-translate at will)
-MWAMWA~!!
-UGYAAAA~~!!!

>>1070061
I'll edit this, thanks for the translation.

By the way, a pretty clever torture. Weight of the dead kids won't let it fly away~

>>1069981

Uu~

Mamaa~

Uu~

Pudding [heart]

Ugyuu

Unyagh

>>1069982

[Remilia's sfx unknown]

Mamaaaa~!!

Dash dash

Draaaaag

Uugyu~~~!!!

--

Anyone know that one missing thing?

>>1070061
Also, yes, I got carried away. It's "Pudding", not "Budding"

You worry me, /jp/. A technically nonexistant creature, the yukkuri, can exert mind control over you all. If something doesn't exist, how can it control your mind?

Maybe it does exist now. In your head. You have yukkuris in your head telling you to kill things. Is this not a major concern?

>>1070076
>>1070090

Is it alright to use puddin' instead of pudding?

>>1070114

Not really. The yukkuri only tell you to kill yukkuri and who cares if a yukkuri died?

>>1070125
And "Wait for meeee ~" has some aprostrophe things in it, so wouldn't it be garbled in retard speak? How would I rewrite it if that's the case?

New picture by the Black and White artist. Another translation request, I suppose.

>>1070141
>>1070125
Almost done the edits, just need these two verified.

>>1070189
1:
U~! U~!
2:
Ugwaaaah!

wait what

>>1070203
Why was my first thought "feels good man?"

>>1070134
Thing is, yukkuris don't exist. How can you kill something that only exists in your head?

>>1070261

>>1070201
I'd like to do this one.

>>1070201
What are those symbols beside Remirya's head?

>>1070250
Oh wow. I get it.

That's kind of depressing.

>>1070189

This is becoming dangerously close to regular child abuse. Hilarious child abuse.

>>1070275
Not the one you're asking but "waku waku", a onomatopea for happy anticipation. Maybe "can't wait" or "whoo whoo" would do. I dunno, what do American kids say when they're waiting for something good?

>>1070308
whoo whoo sounds accurate considering the umm...retardation of Remiryas, though I morphed it to "Woo, Woo"

>>1070203

For this one, the sound is "Sa'", a onomatopea for quick action. I guess "Whoosh" or "suddenly" would work.

>>1069818
Yukkupatch : Mukyu~! That's Yukkumeirin easy!
Yukkupatch : She's so stupid, all she can say is "JAOOON".
Yukkupatch : She has stupidguard DNA, so it's in her instincts to always guard something!
Yukkureimu : YU! So, all those logs and rocks...
Yukkupatch : Mukyu~! No doubt about it!
Yukkupatch : She's guarding something BIG!
Narration : Later...
Yukkumeirin : *assorted Jyaons*
Yukkuris : We brought everyone from the mountain to find what you were hiding all for yourself!
Yukkuris : Die easy, you stupid Meirin!
Yukkuris : Die easy!
Yukkumeirin (thought bubble) Must guard...
Yukkumeirin (thought bubble) even though everyone's against me...
Yukkumeirin : ...Must guard...!
Yukkuris : Now that the stupid spoilsport is gone, we can take it easy!
Yukkuris : I bet she hid a lot of food! We'll all share together easy!
Yukkuris : Get rid of the rocks and logs quickly!
Yukkuris : Finished! Now we can take it easy!
??? : UU~! Now I can finally get out easy!
Yukkuremi : NOW I'LL EAT YOU ALL.
Narration : And so, all the Yukkuris of the mountain were eaten easy.

>>1070327
Merci.

I'll be posting the rest of the black and white artist's stuff that isn't translated. /jp/ has translated most of this stuff, so this is pretty awesome.

1st untranslated page, kinda creepy.

>>1070346
Another untranslated page. It's a two-parter.

>>1070351
Part 2.

Another untranslated one, and a unique idea on feeding yukkuris.

Two parter.

>>1070346
looks like one of those japanese room escape games

>>1070331
ahhg after ten thousen years im free

>>1070357
Page 2.

Last page. Am I missing anything not translated besides the Remirya laying on the ground picture?

>>1070364
I'll edit this in a minute. It's just "Yuu~" stuff.

>>1070356
Or that trap from the first SAW movie with the multiple safe combinations and the explosive jelly.

Edited, thanks Anon for the translation from the last thread.

>>1070364

yu

Anyone wanna translate this monster? It's got cute stuff and burns from noodles.

01

02

>>1070355
For the cube one,

"Yu!! This's tasty!!" or maybe more informal. "YU!! Dis'z freakin' tasty!!"

*twitch* *twitch*

>>1070506
FOr the first big one-

1:
FIGHT!!! (or BATTLE!!!)
Take it easy (pink)
X
Regional noodle dishes (blue)
3 ROUND FIGHT

2:
ROUND 1
VS
FIGHT!
Take it easy Sanuki Udon
(Sanuki is the name of a provence, now called Kagawa prefecture, but the dish is still called Sanuki Udon. http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%AE%83%E5%B2%90%E3%81%86%E3%81%A9%E3%82%93))

3:
*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

4:
*sip* *sip*
*drag* *drag*

5:
CHU

6:
7:
WINNER
IS
TAKE IT
EASY!!!
Deciding move: The first kiss with a taste of flour <3

8:
Rest~ (intermission~, break~, etc)

yukkuri's being brutally abused makes me feel good

>>1071135
Oh God, you are AWESOME. Thanks for another translation, I'd like to try and edit this one if that's okay.

>>1070516
For the second big one:

1:
ROUND 2
VS
FIGHT!!
Yukkuriiz Nagoya-born Ankake Spaghetti

3:
*Washi* (I have no idea what that's supposed sound like. I'll guess it's part of a phrase continued in the next panel. Go with "Bite-" for now.)
*steam* *steam*

4:
*-and Spin*

5:
*plop*
*splurt*

6:
7:
WINNER
IS
NAGOYA-BORN ANKAKE SPAGHETTI
Deciding move: Hot Hot Ankake Twist

8:
A short break...

9:
FINAL ROUND
VS
FIGHT!!!
Yukkuri kamen (or Masked Yukkuri) #1, #2 Hiroshima-style Okonomiayaki

10:
Hummm (OM)

11:
Munch (NOM)
Hummm (OM)
Munch (NOM)

11:
Munch (NOM)
Munch (NOM)

12:
13:
DRAW
Even match~
Punch line? Ain't got one

14:
Yukkuri Fight Record
1 Win 1 Loss 1 Draw

The end~

>>1070387
I guess you'd like the colored one

>>1070346
Is this like SAW?

>Punch line? Ain't got one

That is what the text says, btw, not a translator's note

>>1071222
This artist is actually the one who did the Higurashi yukkuri one.

>>1070346

This one's old, I got it as one of the first yukkuri pics in my folder.

Yukkuri - "Someone please help!!"
Top text - "When awakened, a dark and cramped room
A candle, lit and fixed upon its head
And, the room is covered all around with oil"

Bottom text - "On the wall behind, a door that is locked
Around the room are scattered countless keys Only one will fit the lock

CAN YUKKURI ESCAPE FROM THIS HELL?"

>>1071269
Yes, that's the trap in SAW 1.
The guy had to open a safe box to get the key out. The combination was written on the walls. He had a candle and everything in the room was oil'd.
That guy failed the test and burnt himself to a crisp

>>1071269
Looks like an editing nightmare, but here I go.

"I want to play a game easy"

"Hey Anon, why not try redrawing part of the image to get the title?"

Oh god, what was I thinking? Anyways, the only thing I could not redraw was the 2nd last panel, so I just drew text over the orange text. Hope that's okay.

01

Next page coming later.

Part 2, anyone able to redraw the yukkuris in the 2nd last panel?

>>1071376
There is some poor cloning here.

bump

>>1071708
Translator here, sorry my browser messed with the formatting a bit.

For strip 2, panel 8, the left side should read
"Musked Yukkuri #1 #2"
That is, Reimu and Marissa are the mased yukkuris.
The right side food does not have a number on it.

ARGH NEED MORE YUKKURI

CAN'T.... TAKE IT.... EASY.... NEED..... FIX....

>>1071723
Not a Photoshop expert. I can do simple things, like editing the bubbles and rewriting inside. That's kind of the limit of my skill

>>1074050
Here's a tip: abuse large fonts, stroke, and outer glow.

>>1074094
End result. 3 minutes with the eraser tool and minimal cloning.

This is a proof of concept, so it's shoddy, but you should get the idea. Editing is all about distraction.

>>1074094
>>1074111
Oh, wow, the Jigsaw Killer. I didn't even notice that before.

How adorable is this, seriously

>>1074171
Spoilt bitch.

>>1074171
Fucking disgusting. Needs more cleansing fire.

>>1074171
Uuu~ Uuu~!

>>1074177
>>1074182
Yeah I agree. I like Remirya bullying and gore (preferably gore), though, because I find her to be the cutest and want her to suffer the most

>>1074196
:3

>>1074182
Dooooooon't....

When did Akyu steal Graf Eisen?

>>1074200
The more extreme abuse on the 'bodied' yukkuri disturbs me more than most. Since, well, they're basically children. Retarded children.

But then, I'm not a fan of yukkuri abuse beyond 'light' bullying/teasing. It seems rather sociopathic and stupid to me.

Re-edit, and fixed the masked yukkuri thing. I also attempted to redraw part of the yukkuris. Have a nice night, /jp/ anons.

Anyone know what's getting the yukkuris upset?And I guess a translation request here.

Could I get a translation on this for the bubbles? I heard the translation might not make sense for this one, but I'd still like to see why the hell they're smirking.

>>1074210

I never got this one. Does she not want Komachi to have a boyfriend, or does she not want to be left alone?

>>1074263

I assume they're getting upset because Tewi is speaking over them, and they're trying to tell her to, "Take it Easy," but she says (apparently yelling) "I AM taking it easy!"

>>1074294

She doesn't want Komachi to leave.

>>1074229

yu! yu!

Mr. Butterfly!
Wait for me, easy!

munch munch~
tasty... (alternate translation: this shit is good)

WHACK
Yu!?
Gh! Ghaaaa!!

SPLOSH

>>1074263
>Yukkuri shiteru yo!
>shiteru yo!
>teru yo!
>teruyo

/r/ing trans for these ones

1/2

2/2

So, this guy released a book. 24 pages, 840 yen... I'd even _buy_ it if I knew how the hell it can be bought...
http://www.melonbooks.com/item/goods/id_goods/IT0000116073

>>1075244
Wow.. Is it on Share already by any chance?

age

>>1075833
Marble-eyes guy~

Any summaries today?

>>1076032
You have got to be mother fucking shitting me.

>>1076032
I.. wait.. what.

>>1076032
lol

>>1076032
Dedicated. That's all I have to say.

>>1076032
>>I am forced to use cell phone for yukkuri

I'm laughing to tears, here.

>>1076032
>>I am forced to use cell phone for yukkuri

Tears because I'm laughing so hard.

>>1075833

fuk ken saved

>>1076032
This.. this is fucking awesome somehow.

>>1075833

(a lot of this is filthy koyukkuri baby talk, retarded yukkuri flandre talk, and onomatopoeia so if you think you can do a better job in conveying it, by all means correct me)


koyokkuri: yu!
koyokkuri: pwease sshtop!
koyokkuri: nyooooooo!
sfx: swoop
sfx: tremble tremble

koyokkuri: yuuuuuu
koyokkuri: owie!
koyokkuri: let mwee gwooo!!!
sfx: grope

>>1076100

Needs more cell phone.

>>1076100
Mind if I edit this one?

HEY /jp/.

FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SICK.

can u read this?

>>1076235

Yeah, with proper zoom.

>>1076235
I'd take photos in sections if you're going to use a camera, since it is a bit hard to see.

I haven't seen anything this horrifying since Demonophobia. Dear god I can feel that game still scratching at the back of my mind trying to make me a gurofiend again.

I want to fuck a yukkuri

>>1076214

why so serious?

>>1076100
>>1076235
"I'm be crushed" or "I.. gowwing twoo burstshhhhhhhh...
"?

They both look like they could work. I can't decide which one to you.

>>1076348
ffffffffffffff

>>1076348
How are you posting with a tripcode if you're trying to not type?

>>1076361
A single word is a lot easier than sentences? How is that hard to understand?

ゆっくりしていってね!!

my KDDI w52p has Opera. Most things work, just slow.

Some pix here too big.

JP phones > US phones

>>1076376
source

Aging for this doujin. Someone with yen, go buy and share it. I'll webmoney 10$ to you later.
http://www.melonbooks.com/item/goods/id_goods/IT0000116073

How's this look? The 2nd last panel was a bother because I couldn't read the SFX for the koyukkuri.

>>1069818
>>1070331
Anyone wanna try editing this one? I've already cleaned it up for editing, so all you need to do is put in the text.

>>1076572
I love this so much.

>>1076639
I think it's kind of disturbing that the person that came up with this and such hits as Yukkuri No More is STILL a complete unknown. It's like demonophobia all over again, when we find him he'll be startlingly normal, and we'll never sleep again knowing that somebody that normal can be so insane.

>>1076646
So that's what I couldn't go to sleep. Now I can't look at anyone the same way anymore because for all I know the can be an artist for yukkuri guro. But I love yukkuri guro so I'd probably praise.

>>1074368
It looked funny while I was editing. Here's the complete version, but I hope it turns out right on the imageboard.

>>1076673
Shit. What the heck is making it look fuzzy?

it's not insanity

abusing what we have power upon in a natural behavior

I don't remember who said it, but if you end up playing a sandbox God game you will always end up abusing your creations

>>1076679
That's just justifying violence and hatred. None of those should ever be backed up by reason.

>>1076679
But I never do... I always make sure that they live nice and long, and the overall machine works very well. Despite what they tell me to do, I think it's nicer when everyone is happy. My head hurts when I don't do what they tell me, but I can take the pain if it makes everyone happier.

Easy editing.

>>1076673

Oh...oh god. The WHY U DO DIS panel made me laugh despite being grotesque and horrifying, and then murderous Akyu out of fucking nowhere...

This is the greatest fucking yukkuri image ever. Better than Yukkuri Meteor or Yukkuri Discworld.

>>1076719
I think you mean "Editing easy."

>>1076572
I wonder how the Yukkuri with miniaturized body procreate.

>>1076679

I always treated my followers very well in Black and White. Smiting was for heathens and that one mouthy immortal fuck. I pampered my Creature too.

>>1076733
EDIT IT EASY

>>1076735
Rubbing.
just in different places.

>>1076735
Or rather, how much time until a koyukkuri reaches adulthood or being capable of reproduction.

>>1076754
As soon as it gets enough bean paste to pass on to it's developing child without dying itself.

>>1076765
Also, koyukkuris have a tendency to be crushed by older yukkuris, so that'd be another reason.

>>1074263
What is Tewi saying in the 2nd panel, and the yukkuris in the last panel?

>>1076673

uhh.. I made a mistake

I love butterflies, you see
I can't possibly be at ease unless you're dead

It should be:

Butterflies a beneficial to plants, you see
You on the other hand, are useless unless you die and become bean paste

>>1076773
But what if two koyukkuris begin humping?Unless there is a limit on how small a newborn could get (either by tendril of mammalian method), I would be expecting microscopic-sized yukkuris.

>>1076788
Too small to live. Therefore, miscarriage.

yukkuri is Buddhist propaganda

to live is to suffer
only ones that detach themselves from feelings and emotions are spared from pain (yukkuri before they were sentient)

>>1076783

ARE beneficial to plants..

Alice types rape koyukkuris to death

Alice types either rape koyukkuris to death or treat them as cattle

unless it's one of their own

>>1076783
I tried another font to see if it would stay clear.
>>1076773
Still hoping to find out what Tewi and the yukkuris are saying in the 4th and 2nd panel.

>>1076795
You mean sapient.

>>1076815

2nd panel is niya niya which means :smirk smirk:

4th panel is yu yu which I have no idea what it means. probably yukkuri gibberish

>>1076815
Did you turn off Anti-aliasing for your text?

>>1076815

what seems to be happening is this..

those filthy yukkuris are trying to recite their favorite phrase: yukkurishiteittene/ take it easy

but each time they try to do this, Tewi err.. word blocks them by saying yukkurishiteruyo!/I AM taking it easy! first

Whoa, this yukkuri thread's lasted a long time.

>>1076847
God no. I hit Anti-alias, but it seems to have no effect on it. I've done some of the previous edits in this thread and you can see that anti-alias was working fine in those ones.

Thanks for the translation.

damnit, Tewi

stop making me like you

what the fuck is this shit

Can you see forever, /yu/?

Normal Remirya by Makako.

DAWWWW

>>1076958
OH GOD WHY

>>1076948
Woah man, take it easy

>>1076976

no dude i clicked on this from the main page. I never come in here and I want some fucking answers. You people are sick.

>>1076985
Welcome to 4chan. You must be new here.

marble eye dude again

goddamnit, anyone else here think the marble-eyed koyukkuris are just the cutest little fuckers? Everytime i see them I D'AAWWW hard

I've read all the fanon lore on the Yukkuris but I still don't know why they resemble real Touhous

>>1077078
>>goddamnit, anyone else here think the marble-eyed koyukkuris are just the cutest little fuckers? Everytime i see them I kill them hard

Fixed

Suddenly Yukkuris swooped down from above
R: Take it easy

R: Hurry! Let's eat this 9 (idiot)!
R: Let's eat her!
R: Let's finish this before mother arrives!

C: perhaps...

C: this mother you speak of...

C: are you referring this THIS?

R: MWOMMMMY!!!
R: hell yeah easy! <- this Yukkureimu is fucked up

Suddenly Yukkuris swooped down from above
R: Take it easy

R: Hurry! Let's eat this 9 (idiot)!
R: Let's eat her!
R: Let's finish this before mother arrives!

C: perhaps...

C: this mother you speak of...

C: are you referring this THIS?

R: MWOMMMMY!!!
R: EASY! <- this Yukkureimu is fucked up.

Suddenly Yukkuris swooped down from above
R: Take it easy

R: Hurry! Let's eat this 9 (idiot)!
R: Let's eat her!
R: Let's finish this before mother arrives!

C: perhaps...

C: this mother you speak of...

C: are you referring this THIS?

R: MWOMMMMY!!!
R: EASY! <- this Yukkureimu is fucked up.

>>1076985
I want /jp/ to be removed from the main page.

>>1077067
I've seen the image a lot, and there's no translation for it yet.

>>1077067
>>1077156
Sup, slowpokes?

>>1076985
1_ Yukkuris are a Touhou meme.
2_ They are made for the guro fics/images
3_ If you can't stand it, this is the wrong board for you.
4_ For more information on Yukkuris, go here: http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri

>>1077133
DAIYOUSEI, FUCK YEAH!

o_O

>>1077133
Thanks for the translation. Here's the edit.
>>1076607
Anyone interested in editing this? I've gotta go do some work soon.

http://www.mikuchan.net/Yukkuringles/

>>1076958
Nurse it easy!!!