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>americans

>>10690155
Don't be rude. I'm Mexican, not American.

>>10690161
all the same

>>10690161
Are you a cute brown girl?
I am white man, let me conquistador you!

>>10690155
Aethiests are just so edgy with their hipster fads. The only aetheists I know are damn hipsters who are so self conceded that they can't get past their own personal self rightous false infalability.

>>10690161

Pues con más razon tonto. Ya hay otros hilos sobre este tema.

Por favor borra esto y busca alguno en el catalogo.

>>10690174
You mean Christians.

>>10690150
real christians celebrate pascua
only northern germanic savages believe in easter

>>10690179
What?
I thought they were the same thing.

>>10690179
It's the same thing

>>10690174
Religion is for bullies who hate being happy.
Atheism is for bullies who hate being happy.
The only way to win is to sit back, relax, and not wast time thinking about what comes after.

I didn't know you guys allowed mexicans in /jp/.

>>10690179
In my tierra, we selebrate Semana Santa, fuking gringo.

>>10690183
no its not look it up faggot you probably believe in gay marriage too

objectively

>>10690195
thats what I mean you idiot im spic too and we celebreat pascua in semana santa asdhashdkad

>>10690195
Putting your adjectives after your nouns is the stupidest fucking thing ever.

Then you stupid cunts decide to move your direct and indirect objects in front of the verbs just to cement your stupidity.

Spanish people should just die.

>>10690197
Objectivity certianly is very aparant like that.

>>10690193
fuck you I won't talk with you anymore

>>10690204
gringos cant into phonetic language so stfu ur grammar is stupid

>>10690200
pues mira vato I don't care 'bout your facy fiestas, ese.
>>10690204
lookeate this gringo taht wanted to speak español but couldn't

>>10690214
>hurr durr let's make shit feminine and masculine just to fuck with ourselves and then not even follow the rules half the time and then add a completely unnecessary tense based on mood huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

"conquistador"? "infallibility"? "pascua"? "tierra"? "Semana Santa"? "asdhashdkad"? "gringos"? "phonetic"?

I don't know what anyone is saying. I can't even figure out who >>10690232 is quoting and I'm really confused and scared right now. I don't like this thread.

>>10690232
>mad monolingual subhuman

>>10690225
Puedo hablar espanol pero no me gusta porque es un idoma mierda

Look at the last 3 words to see how shit your language is. Rule-breaking noun gender with the adjective going after rather than before. Fucking stupid.

T is wrecking these subhuman scum.

>>10690236
chales, ése, I thought /jp/ was PURA RAZA BANDA.
hay se wachean, putos weebs.
>>10690241
*un idioma de mierda
That's how you say it in good spanish.
Aprende antes de quejarte.

>>10690192
brown man of spaniard, yaqui, and aztec descent reporting in.

>>10690262
un idioma mierda is perfectly fine depending if you're a beaner or a spaniard

Your lack of a single dialect is yet another reason why it's a shitty language.

>>10690262
>>10690275
Actually, they're both wrong since mierda is a slang word and a proper caballero would never use it.

>>10690262
>2 waifus
Fucking slutty man bitch. How dare he

I like this pic

>>10690291
Moro con su harem.

>>10690275
No, I've never heard a spaniard talking like that.
It's awkward.

>>10690304
He probably used google translate.

i thought this thread was about easter.

>>10690307
Google translate returns de mierda so I doubt it.

>>10690262
No te vayas puto, quedate al cotorreo.

Does /jp/ like my gf?
Pic related its my gf

Pay reparations, whitey.

>>10690338
what

>>10690336
>3D

lol just kidding

Cirno aprueba

>>10690358
>2013
>still greening

oh well, in any case, what could be more mexican in a christian-easter thread than cascarones?

so, got any fond memories of poppin' 'em on the heads of your relatives on easter get-togethers?

>Kill me baby
Samui....

>>10690315
how little you know

>>10690377
I was playing on my game boy like an autist in every get-together. I never got to pop those things because they are retarded but they sure got me headaches and a flour-covered screen.

>>10690161
What's the difference

>>10690377
Not everyone who speaks Spanish is a gross Mexican.
Gross!
Thread ruined by Mexicans..

>>10690393
why the hell would anyone use flour instead of confetti? that's just...weird.

>>10690404
true enough. my spanish teacher in high school was the whitest of whiteys.

>>10690406
Just to be more annoying?

>>10690415
Well I wasn't talking about white or mestizo, but that too!
I don't like Mexicans as a nationality either.

>>10690417
i remember using pulverized crackers once when helping out with making cascarones. i thought it was retarded but we ran out of confetti.

>>10690420
Now, now.
Don't judge a nationality for it's retards, we have nice gentlemen here.

Hola, buenos noches mi amigos.
No Hablo espanol pero me gustas los tacos y las Touhous.

>>10690432
Oh look, it's the dweebs who purposely makes obvious grammar mistakes to try to get replies.

Reported.

Ayúdame / jp/!, donde puedo comprar goffio en los EEUU?

>>10690443
que es goffio you fucking weeb?

>>10690184
>Not being part of the agnostic master race

k toju te kojerias?

>>10690449
Its like a powdery grain, I forget what its made out of. I guess they don't sell it out of the canaries...

>>10690468
wikipedia isn't specific either about what it's made out of:

>Gofio is the Canary Islands name for flour made from roasted grains (typically wheat or certain varieties of maize) or other starchy plants (e.g. beans and, historically, fern root), some varieties containing a little added salt.

>>10690480
Oh no I misspelled it...

>>10690456
Agnostic is just atheism for pussies.

>>10690488
You don't understand agnosticism.

>>10690488
No, it's for the non-pretentious sages.

>>10690488
Atheism is just agnosticism for annoying faggots.

>>10690485
Idiot.....

>>10690368
el más fuerte.

>>10690507
Don't bully, I can let you be my gf if you want.

>>10690509
>el

I laughed, fucking subhumans.

>>10690444
Yo soy siento. Yo estoy Americano y yo aprendo un poco espanol en escuela.
Yo soy solo tratando de comunicar con mi espanoli amigos.

>>10690513

>>10690509
Me caga hablar de política.
Por eso no hablo con la indiada.
DEJA DE PERSEGUIRME

>>10690520
Noice.
Lets see how feisty you stay after a dicking

>>10690513
Thats a man, hes a bit of a degenerate so he likes to roleplay as women, but most definitely a man.

>>10690459
a maria la del barrio

Mi Señora Remilia!, he sido un perro insolente y debo ser castigado!

Por favor pisotéeme y arrástreme por el piso como el perro sucio e indigno que soy!

Mi Señora!, use mi cuerpo como usted lo desee!. Insúlteme!. Míreme con desprecio!, Mi Señora!.


Nah, it sounds better in English.

Spanish it's a beautiful language when used properly, as like any bastardized language will become horrible.

English is superior in videogames, though... "Rayo recarga", it just makes me laugh.

me gusta

>>10690459
>kojerias
Never heard that before, but I'm not good with slang...
You mean follar?

>>10690570
I think it sounds very passionate in Spanish. Everything in English seems like it is in monotone or not serious, like Japanese.

>>10690576
Comes from "cojer" written in normie internet slang, literally "To take".
Yes, follar.

>>10690576
con cual Touhou usted sostendría relaciones sexuales?

>>10690570
"Touhou 6: La encarnación del demonio escarlata"

me pregunto si algun 2hu es capaz de hablar español

>>10690459
a conchita lopez

>>10690604
probablemente patchuli, es la mas malcriada de las 2hus

rabbit rabbit niggas

>>10690618
mira que cuero, papá.