/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stop making the hard working introverts look bad.

who is this troglodyte lololol

>>10688136
NEET are the scum of human kind and should be put down.

>>10688206
Like your mom, you mean?

Any Star Wars NEETs here?

>>10688217

DESTROYED

What have all of you eaten today? I'm putting potroast in my NEET-portal as we speak.

>>10688224
Some mexican shit, it was pretty delicious.

I've been trying to fulfill my fantasies by online roleplay and thought I found someone who felt the same way but I guess not.

It's always like this.

The worst thread on /jp/ that has nothing to do with otaku culture is here!

I'd really respect the people in this thread if you blogged about reading VNs and other otaku activities and whatnot but instead you're just blogging about your pitiable life.

>>10688224
>NEET-portal

Please don't make that joke. Many of my family were burned to death in giant ovens during the Holocaust.

>>10688224
...with a side of madness.

I'm drinking an entire fuckoolaload of water. I've probably had a gallon in the past few hours alone. What say you?

>>10688233
I don't get what went wrong, he got what he wanted

>>10688232

RIP the 8 billions

>>10688233
Maybe he was looking for a real 6 year old girl

I've tried non alcoholic beer, shit was nasty.

>>10688233
I don't know how you guys can talk to strangers in instant chats like that, I'd be fucking terrified.

>>10688236

Be careful, you could die of water intoxication if you drink far too much!

Are you diabetic?

>>10688245

I don't get that feeling of anxiety but I don't really know how to keep the conversation aloft. It doesn't help that the other person usually seems eager to skip me and go onto the next chatter.

>>10688246
I don't know. I'm obese as fuck, so maybe. I also ate a lot of chocolate today.

>>10688245
They're shit.
I always get nervous and feel myself forcing conversation so they don't get bored and start saying shit like "so asl??"

Who TRUNIHT here?

>>10688256

Is he putting invisible coins into the coinslot?

>>10688245

You just say anything and if it gets too awkward, hit the end conversation button.

Anyone seen 新たなる希望 here?

I went outside today

>>10688233

I don't get it, but high-quality virtual reality is getting closer and closer with the Oculus Rift drawing attention from so many developers. VR that mimics real life will be a reality some day, so don't give up on your dream to have a daughter!!!

>>10688233

I hate it when I have a really nice conversation with someone on omegle and I don't ask for contact info.

I guess that's what makes the conversations so special. They're just a one-off thing

>>10688278
Anon is not the guy who wants to have the daughter, that would be the stranger he met.

>>10688291

Oh, right.

>>10688281
so do you actually make friends on omegle?
fuck off

I saw the family today for easter. I'm worried that my nephew is exactly the same as I was at his age, unsocial, he daydreams a lot but gets overanimated when doing anything exciting and has weird habits like oversharpening pencils. A couple of people commented on it. I hope he turns out better than I have

I hope meido deletes this too. Stop shitting the board up with normalness.

>>10688277
How was it!

Can't wait until these threads are banned from /jp/. We will finally be free.

>>10688300
>>10688223
>>10688206
>>10688269
>>10688304


List of T*k**o posts. Do not encourage it. Keep calm and NEET on.

>>10688311
I agree. Just a bunch of normals being depressed and blogging about it and somehow taking pride in it.

>>10688311

Do your part and contact moot about it.

>>10688308

I'm not him, but I also went outside to carry my trash to the curb and it was sort of nice. The wind was blowing a little bit and the sky is very high up. Nobody was outside walking or driving either.

>>10688320
moot likes this threads because it gives page views and these normals don't even use adblock

Anyone in California wanna fuck?

>>10688323

You stole my chance to respond to his question!

>>10688327

Me. Lets fuck at sakuracon ;)

You expect these people to possess a vast amount of knowledge surrounding the otaku medium exceeding normal standards because of the free time they have, but in actuality they're worse than the typical gamer girl. Which is sad to see really.

>>10688299

I don't think sharpening pencils to a high degree indicates autism or anything

>>10688299
One on my nephews said that he wanted to be like me when he's going to be my age. I've expressed my concern about him with my sister afterwards.

Still not finished with that goddamn resume to get autism bucks.
Shit is a lot harder than I thought it'd be.

>>10688245
One on one chats are the worst. At least in group chats there's other people who will keep talking when I can't think of anything to say.

Ordering Indian food and then I am going to watch Mad Men.

>>10688351
Yeah, I have e-friends from /jp/ that I can talk to one on one but talking to complete strangers on omegle is such a terrifying idea.
Same with phone calls, I never answer those.

My parents forced me to visit family for Easter yesterday (apparently everyone was busy today so we did it then instead). I won't go too much into it, but it was awful. It was the first time I saw my cousins in two years. The male one is now:

- Fit, muscular, handsome, tall (~6'2")
- Playing rugby on a regular basis (everyone in my family loves rugby and thus him for this)
- Dating a cute girl that's not a total bitch
- Going to university to pursue a career as a paramedic for free (because he's doing some NHS training job and they pay for his university)
- Socially active and healthy

I didn't see the female cousin but she's apparently doing very well in school and has a promising future.

It was pretty awful. I ended up telling my parents I couldn't stay and had to leave. I've never been so humiliated in my entire life.

I'm still too depressed to do anything about my situation. I need to work on my maths but I'm so fugging apathetic. Another day wasted, /jp/.

End of NEET blog.

>>10688358

But you're not a NEET or a hikki.

Does anyone in the western region of the United States want to "meet up"?;)

I want to kill myself every time I receive money for free

>>10688362

All of that stuff sounds pretty lame. The only thing that makes me slightly envious is him being 6'2.

hate being short.

>>10688362

Just get autism bucks. Why do you feel obligated to work?

You need to stop thinking about your life in terms of what other people think you should do. Do what makes you happy. This is advice that might as well have come out of a fortune cookie but that doesn't make it less correct.

>>10688346
>stopped go to uni 1,5 years ago
>parents believe im still studying
>will get neet money from the state soon

also going to a clinic for depression soon - either they fix me or probably will get psycho neet money then and no one bothering me to go work

>>10688362
How old are you?

>>10688370
But being a NEET doesn't make me happy, even when I disregard the expectations of others. This is why I'm not a truNEET.

>>10688372
I am 20.

>>10688368

I'm like 5'8. Not sure I hate it though.

del

>>10688362
I feel you, I'm so apathetic I don't even get depressed about my life anymore, I just plain don't give a fuck.

And >>10688370 is right, only thing worth living for is to take it easy and enjoy yourself.

>>10688362
Yeah, I know how this feels. I can't talk to anybody without stuttering and feeling extremely uncomfortable. The people who are like what you described are usually better than me at video games too. It's almost as though they're a better person all around.

It makes me feel like shit.

>>10688374
>I'm not a truNEET
Leave and never return.

>>10688381

Hush.

>>10688376
I miss pre-NEET general thread times. Everyone mail moot.

>>10688380
I don't mind if they're better at video games or whatever, what's worse is that they're usually nicer people than me which makes me feel bad for hating them for their success.

>>10688381
#yolo #neojp #im_going_to_eat_a_jaypee

>>10688386
>>10688387
Go back to /v/ you fucking falsies.

>>10688380

>It's almost as though they're a better person all around.

I don't feel anything remotely resembling this. Normal people suck ASS and I'm pretty great.

What a fucking cesspool of a shit thread this is. Like really, these kind of people exist? And within /jp/?

Disgusting. Just die. Fucking die.

>>10688374
Why are you even in a NEET thread if being a NEET doesn't make you happy

>>10688393
Pissing people off makes me feel better about my situation. I don't know why. All the decent /jp/sies I know hang out in IRC so we talk there.

Watching /jp/ scramble for the janitor to remove shit threads is amusing, especially since /jp/ is beyond help.. I also like to vent from time to time and these threads have proven to be an interesting place to do so.

>mods are discussing the possibility of banning neet threads forever
that's it man

>>10688400
Wow, I wish I was as cool as you.

>>10688400

You make me SO UPSET. I'm pounding my fist on my keyboard right now!

>>10688391
NEET threads are among the worst threads on /jp/, just barely above stuff like spam, because they are just /jp/ - My personal blog. Blogging does not suddenly become ok just because you claim to be a NEET. These threads should go to /soc/

>>10688400
I am so mad right now.

>>10688400
Why don't you have a tripcode or twitter?
You would fit right in.

I tried some music making programs today so I could help my father decide which one is the best. I modified some 2hu pieces, they turned out better than I expected considering I have no idea how to make music.

>>10688355
I can't talk to anyone online, I always fear that I would bore them. In real life you can at least see how they react.

>>10688400
Why don't you go back to IRC then if it's so GENGSTA?

>>10688412

+1, I am pissing myself and just generally evacuating all the fluids from my body in white hot anger

>>10688415

I remember people posting songs slowed down 500% and they sounded quite nice, you could try stuff like that

>>10688400
>janitor to remove shit threads is amusing, especially since /jp/ is beyond help

Most threads are almost entirely on topic these days. I don't know what you're talking about.

>>10688403
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>>10688412
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>>10688417
Don't even try to pretend that NEET threads are any good, /jp/-kun!

>>10688346
Mine is pending approval, I really want my medication back.

>>10688420
The exception is this thread, of course.

>>10688423
>generally evacuating all the fluids from my body in white hot anger
I.. ugh.. Anon.

>>10688415
Well they're like-minded individuals so I don't really feel lost.
I couldn't even talk to people from /jp/ in instant chats before though, but I think meds helped in that case.

I want to drop out of school really badly.

>>10688421

I wanna give Azusa a big hug.

>>10688428

nice try shitposter

>>10688429
My social assistant told me the usual pending time is 4 months, this is gonna be a long wait.

>>10688421

>>10688432

I always need a guy to deliver my pizza real early. Don't expect a tip greater than $3.

>>10688440
Thanks for the info, I was wondering about that. I'm a little disappointing that it's so long, I'm starting to feel like I'm losing it mentally.

Good luck on your application.

>>10688432
Get a head start in life and kill yourself if you do.

Dropping out is a terrible mistake.

>>10688423
I don't know if you can do that in the programs I tried. I meant notation programs like MuseScore.

>>10688431
But even if they are like-minded individuals I have no idea what I should say.

hey /jp/ I'm the guy who hadn't pooped in a month a couple days ago.
I finally managed to force it out after eating 5 bowls of oatmeal laced with laxatives.
my poor virgin butt is so sore though I felt like I was gonna die ;w;

>>10688479

Are you sure you weren't pregnant?

>>10688479
I thought you died.

>>10688479
Glad to hear you're feeling better!

>>10688479

It's good that you didn't die, bowel obstruction is one of the most painful ways to enter portal.

So I (might) Have to go to the store soon, I haven't left the house in 5 months.

What do I do?
What do I say?

>>10688480
I ended up losing like 10lbs from it but I couldn't be pregnant I have a boypenis..

>>10688481
I thought so too..

>>10688482
thank you!

>>10688485
it was quite possibly the most painful experience of my life, I hope none of you ever suffer through it.

>>10688487

Just ignore people. Or try one of those public speaking tricks, like imagining everyone in their underwear.

>>10688487
Pick up whatever you want to buy ans ask how much is it and just pay, that's what I do.

>>10688491
Make sure you don't get a boner, that only makes it worse.

>>10688491
But I don't want to see people in their underwear what if they're ugly?
That's gross!
>>10688494
But what If I mess something up?

>>10688497
>But what If I mess something up?
Then bear with it, you have no mommy and daddy in the store but people don't even give a shit about you, so if you make something stupid you will just irritate people.

Can't wait until these threads are banned from /jp/!

>>10688491
That's stupid. What you really do is, you imagine everyone as cute little girls.

>>10688503
Janiturd pls tell moot make a hikikomori board.

>>10688507
>hikikomori board
>on 4chan
>
my side!

>>10688487
if anyone makes eye contact just smile and carry on
if they initiate conversation just pretend to receive a text and flip out your phone as an easy escape

also try not to let your eyes wander. the easiest way to avoid making a fool of yourself is just tuning out the rest of the world so nobody has a chance to steal your attention and bother you.

>>10688507
You're already in the hikikomori board.

>>10688512
Please stop abusing the quote system.
>>10688513
Ok, I'm going soon, thanks for the tips everyone, I'll tell you how it goes.

>>10688507
>>10688512
On /q/ someone is asking for an "/in/ - Indoors" board to counter the "/out/ - Outdoors" board.

Finally us /in/troverts will have a home!

Considering going to a convention on impulse. I'll hate it and I know I'll regret going, but it feels like a funny thing to do.

What say you, /jp/?

>>10688503
I hope this will be the finishing straw for the rest of the NEETs on this board. Seeing them all wither away after their blog threads are gone will be a blissful sight.

>>10688516
It'll be a bunch of threads about how to make the best of a rainy day by playing twister with your bitches and stuff like that.

>>10688519
Don't be ridiculous. It's totally possible to enjoy all of this board's topics and still go outside. You'd be a weirdo, but whatever. Don't rule it out is all I'm saying.

>>10688520
Good luck!

>>10688470
>Dropping out is a terrible mistake
Only if you're a normie.

>>10688524
Do it and find some weeb pu$$y while you're at it.

>>10688524
tried that - felt like an outcast there - everyone was going their with friends - was f'ing horrible

went a year later with someone i got to know over the internet - was way more enjoyable

>>10688524
Go with some e-friends like >>10688538 said, but prepare to be surrounded with casuals and various annoyign wapanese fags.

>>10688538
He can just invite himself into someone else's group and just follow them around the whole time.

>>10688540
Are you saying that you're not going to end up killing yourself eventually when faced with the prospect of homeless starvation?

>>10688538
It's a lot better if you cosplay when you go without friends, especially from something with a decent number of fans like Touhou. It gives you an easily approachable conversation topic, helps like-minded people initiate a conversation with you, and is fun in and of itself to boot. I walk around at cons by myself about as often as I do with a group of friends, and I always have fun either way.

>conventional drablyd

>>10688346
Sucks to be you. Sucks to be any of you losers who only apply to autismbux in your twenties. FakeNEETs everyone.
Get on my level. I was first noticed by the authorities in like third grade and by the time eight grade rolled around I was a regular.
No long 'splanations, they just look at the sheer thickness of my files and instantly know that this guy needs sweet taxpayer money.

>>10688556
What's it like being attractive?

>>10688561
To be fair, I was always pretty good at faking normalness.
Doesn't carry you forever though.

>>10688561
some of us just want the autismbux without the associated autism

Now let's set the record straight. There's no argument over the choice between peace and war, but there's only one way you can have peace - and you can have it in the next second - surrender to work.

If we continue to accommodate, continue to back and retreat, eventually we have to face the final demand - the ultimatum. And what then? Normies have told their people that we're retreating under the pressure of employment, and someday when the time comes to deliver the final ultimatum, our surrender will be voluntary, because by that time we will have been weakened from within spiritually and morally.

They believe this because from our side they've heard voices pleading for "comfort at any price" or "better employed than dead," or as one commentator put it, he'd rather "live on his knees than die as a NEET" And therein lies the road to war, because those voices don't speak for the rest of us

You and I know and do not believe that life is so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery. You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay. There is a point beyond which they must not advance."

>>10688563
Pretty nice, actually. Though I'm still socially inept; this one time a cute girl walked up to me while I was cosplaying and said I was beautiful, and I just kinda froze and stumbled around for like a minute.

>>10688524

Janitor please delete this post. It is not related to the thread topic and he is only trying to stir a sakuracon conversation because he can't have his own thread. Do it now before this thread is derailed even further into a slut cesspit.

And other related posts.

>>10688572

Are you a girl btw?

>>10688575
neet4lyferitemanxDDDDDdd

>>10688572
She was probably just making fun of you.

>>10688576
No. I'm not quite sure why exactly she said that word, but oh well.

>>10688585
Us neets, huh!?
US NEETS.

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>>10688585

As you can see he is indeed a shitposter. If you take my advice you can help the rest of us rid the shit off our board. You can be the savior of /jp/ and bring forth a new age.

>>10688407
They're idiosyncratic garbage that's basically self-admittedly silly. The folks in charge (not just here, anywhere on the internet) don't like that much. In general they prefer even shittier shit, but which takes itself seriously, like the "waifu"/"ronery" crap and photos of idiots waving pizza around in front of their screens strewn around /a/ 24/7 every single major holiday.

These threads give the little shits that crowd into 4chan a good harmless outlet to post the shock story b.s. they'd post anyway.

>>10688590
Yeah, he could start with the NEET threads, those things are a fucking eyesore, let me tell you.

>>10688571

How do I join the NEET army?

>>10688579
I doubt it; I got a number of other compliments that day, and I won the novice category of the cosplay contest at the con so I couldn't have been that bad.

the janitors realize if they don't allow neet threads that these posts would just flood the rest of the board and probably the other boards as well. might as well deal with it and give us a harmless outlet to discuss our neet lifestyle with like-minded neet individuals.

>>10688590
You forgot to mention that this thread itself is the main agent for the deterioration of /jp/.

>>10688596

I actually don't like these threads either, Mr. Shitposter.

>>10688572
She probably pitied you in order to enforce her superiority and create an image of a "saviour". That's what girls do when they compliment losers. You might say Misaki wouldn't exist in real life, but having experienced something like that, I would debate it. Make no mistake, this isn't because they care about you. It's just an extension of narcissism. Like when people donate money to something and have their name next to the amount in big letters.

Eventually though, they get tired of it. Depends on how patient the girl is. But they will not "fall for you" or anything, that's just delusion. Those pathetic, ugly, beta girls desperately wanting a relationshit would not be the ones doing the saving.

The best thing to do at a con is take a lot of drugs, find a girl, and just fug the HELL out of her. Then just walk around intoxicated and make temporary friends. Have the time of your life. Then retreat back into your NEET hole for another year, as if none of that happened. Don't keep any contacts. It's a fun way to live.

>>10688575
What? No. I'm talking about NemaCon.

>>10688538
>>10688545
I don't have any friends, online or offline.

>>10688541
No.

>>10688602
They do. /r9k/ was famous mostly for blog story crap, not the quasi-legal craigslist crap that's there nowadays.

>>10688607
It was all a huge conspiracy. A joke that you weren't in on. Just like the larger joke of Your Life. Everyone is laughing at you. Even on /jp/.

>>10688615
>NemaCon.

Same shit. >>>/cgl/

>>10688615
>I don't have any friends, online or offline.

Holy shit, what a fucking LOSER lmbo

Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!

>>10688615
>NemaCon
Uh...

>NemaCon, a convention situated in the north east of England, has announced that NemaCon 2013 and all future NemaCon events are cancelled.

>>10688614
Holy shit, look at this normie.
>>>/cgl/
>>>/a/
>>>/r9k/

>>10688631

>>10688633
>baka
>not bazinga

*laughtrack*

>>10688635
It got uncancelled.

>>10688633
That doesn't look anything like him.
I give the artist of that picture a D-.

>>10688617
/r9k/ is flooded with weirdos and misogynists though, it wasn't particularly neet-friendly.

>>10688614
I had a misaki once too but she got bored when I refused to go outside without her there to hold my hand.

>>10688631
Any Big Bang Theory otaku here?

I'm going to the movies in 10 minutes, wish me luck.

>>10688604
ur2NEET4me i cant handle it sry

>>10688632
Why are you so upset? This isn't a thread for shut-in losers who can't step out of their house without crying. It's simply for those that are not in employment, education, or training. Read the rules before you post next time, anon-kun.

Well, I went to the store like I said earlier in the thread, and everything went fine, I gave him the money and he gave me the things I wanted!

>>10688619
Nah. If I was ugly enough for such a ruse, then the entire convention must have been laughing at each other behind everyone's backs.

>>10688644

Ganbatte!

>>10688649
That's good! Something to keep in mind is that you're doing *them* a service.
He gets money, he gets stock sold. He's profiting from the situation, so he's going to make it easy and like you for using his shop.

>>10688646

Why can you not comprehend your cons belong in /cgl/? It seems you think others care about your status updates.

>>10688649

This is excellent. What did you buy?

>>10688646
That's exactly what it is though.

>>10688646
Wait until I tell Jamal. He's got some things to contribute to this thread, I'm sure.

>>10688655
This is a NEET thread. I'm describing my NEET activities, one of which happens to be going to cons. If you want me to stop posting my NEET life details in appropriate threads, you will have to convince moot to ban NEET threads from /jp/.

>>10688633

>>10688654
Yay I helped!
>>10688656
I bought some juice because I ran out and delivery would take too long.

>>10688665
One of your classic traps.

Is it true that sudo and his friends spent the entire weekend spamming these threads with star wars and NEET hate?

>>10688665

I'm done with your retardation, Mr. Anderson.

>>10688614
>a lot of drugs, find a girl, and just fug the HELL out of her.

I did this once at SakuraCon 09'. While I did find me a girl whom I took home later that night, security sent me out within 2 hours or so of the con.

>>10688672

I don't understand the allure of drugs. You know that however nice they are now, they'll end up balancing out the enjoyment with addiction and etc.

>>10688658
Not according to the rules.

>All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, NEET lifestyle, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).
>This is the appropriate board for the discussion of Japanese visual novels, and light novels without an animated adaptation. Western visual novels should be posted to /vg/, and translated visual novels are fine on either board.

Show me where it says that you have to be a socially retarded, friendless loser to post in /jp/ NEET threads. The only requirement is being a NEET itself. If the rules centred around hikikomori threads, that would be a different story.

Ugh, the weekend's almost over.
I was having fun NEETing it up, but I guess I gotta go back to work tomorrow.

<@ALTERNATIVE> I'm asking them to cut back on deneeting them for now, but we may make a rule change in the future
<lorde_gloome> why do you wanna make a rule change without even asking the users
<lorde_gloome> you should make a sticky
<tyc> I mean not amongst general users obviously, but I mean among staff
<lorde_gloome> instead of consorting with VNTS and his evil plots to make /jp/ shitty
<@ALTERNATIVE> we have to discuss it first before we ask anyone
<@ALTERNATIVE> if we decide we don't want to change the rule then there's nothing to ask about
<lorde_gloome> okay
<@ALTERNATIVE> it may just be a tweek to the current rules
<@ALTERNATIVE> twneet

>>10688672
Did you fug?

>>10688672
You're not supposed to fuck her on the con floor, anon.

Have you ever been stricken with a moment of autism and invaded the ball pen at your local amusement themed establishment?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCJtEqQl9qI

>>10688677
Yeah it's totally impossible to do that sort of thing in moderation. Everyone who ever had a beer is a hopeless alcoholic too.

Can NEETs make friends at conventions alone?

I'm no sociologist but I imagine those being two potential friendship stoppers right there.

"So who did you come with?"
"Nobody, I came here by myself."

"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm unemployed and sit at home all day."

>>10688678

This is a mods depiction and is up to the community to decide. These threads were okay at one point until it became official.

>>10688684
Oh god I love that episode. All those bazingas :))

>>10688679
I know that feel, bro. But at least I can still NEET it up with my friends at the club in the evenings.

>>10688681
Took her bare doggy style.

>>10688680
What does this mean?

>>10688677
Anon, anon! You really don't understand? Look at it this way. You're here for such a short time. And then you will never exist for eternity. Do you not want to experience the highest levels or being while you're here? Drugs will permit you to do things that you thought were always impossible. I would think that my life was horrible if I lived 80 years being a scared shut-in. They actually helped me progress on developing skills, such as learning Japanese, and even going outside. Talking to real life people while on drugs is a very, very fun thing to do.

>>10688691
Yeah I guess there's still that. The problem is my job is actually as a bartender at my local club, so it's a bit odd to go back or stick around after I get off.

Guess I could go NEET it up at my girlfriend's house though. Play some Touhou while she's suggin' on my dick and stuff like that.

>>10688697
>This is a mods depiction and is up to the community to decide.
LOL

>>10688684
That's kind of offensive. They acknowledge it could be a problem with the whole serious "Is he okay?" set-up, then that just goes away in the name of wacky hijinks.

>>10688684
best bazinga of all times

>>10688692
Nice. Did you cum?

>>10688702

Don't laugh at me.

>>10688708
XMFD

>>10688706
Aww yeah bra, that's where it's at. Be sure to slam a few brewskis for me next time, I'll do the same for you.

>>10688677
I just hit the bong too hard, dude. Nothing too dangerous.

>>10688708

u want u fukkin fite m8? cum on m8
fukkin hit me
i der u
fukkin hit me m8
cum on
cum on

>>10688707
IIRC she kept bitching about not cumming inside her, so I just came on her chest instead.

>>10688684
Check out those related videos.

>>10688713
This is how /jp/ thinks normies actually talk.

I'm always spooking people.

At first it was fun, now its just annoying. Every time I enter a room someone jumps or sometimes even screams. My own mother has done this hundreds upon hundreds of times. It wasn't always like this but at some point in the last few years something happened and I do this all the time and can't stop. Its weird, almost otherworldly. I thought about maybe trying to knock on things and make as much noise as possible but as you can imagine I'm not an attention-seeking type.

I mean I know I'm no looker but I'm not ugly to the point where it should startle people to such a degree. Maybe I'm already half dead or something so my presence has already moved on to the afterlife and my body is still here.

>>10688713
You know I fuckin will, bro
SPRING BREAK

>>10688728
nice job dude

>>10688728
I ask because I once tried to rape a drunk girl but I couldn't get hard.

>>10688729

>>10688724
"lolz" is in the OED now:
http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/lolz

>>10688728
You should have came inside that slut anyway.

Do any other NEETs fantasize about fugging the family dog?

I'm not into bestiality, but she is a female and I love her. Do female dogs enjoy getting the fug?

>>10688732
>I mean I know I'm no looker but I'm not ugly to the point where it should startle people to such a degree.

Let us be the judge of that.

>>10688732
Are you a scurry ghost?

>>10688738
u need 2 get laid bro

>>10688738
She's too small.

>>10688738
I've done this but not in a sexual attraction way. It was more like having a living Onahole, and my dog didn't seem to mind.

I've also masturbated my dog when he was in heat. I pick his shit up and let him lick my face, so I don't think it's so weird.

>>10688739
judge away
>>10688740
no I'm just a NEET

>>10688748
Okay, yeah you're fucking hideous.

>>10688743

"I will make /jp/ a good board again"-shiteposter 3/31/13

>>10688738

I've often wondered about this myself. If a NEET lived in seclusion with a large dog, something large enough to comfortable fit the human penis, then could he fuck the dog and would the dog see the NEET as her mate?

>>10688748
disgusting

>>10688735
Haha. Epic!! :D

What do dogs sound like when they orgasm? Do they bark or moan?

>>10688761
They huff
My dog constantly humps his pillow and he just kind of breathes loudly

>>10688753
You know it's crazy, I actually said that to myself as I was posting that.

I'M A NEET NIGGA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsCxa4BZB8

>>10688779
>Do you talk to yourself? What do you say?
"It's my fault /jp/ is so bad, forgive me Father"

Do you talk to yourself? What do you say?

Wait, why delete my post?

http://www.crunchyroll.com/live

fuck ing epic neets having social communication

>>10688779
I talk to myself sometimes
sometimes I talk to my dolls and figurines
it's not that weird, is it? I just don't have anyone else to talk to, and it gets lonely...

>>10688791
Oh, a few were deleted.

Mine was the one about talking to yourself. It was just a general, open question about being a shut-in.

Was it deleted for a reason or was it an accident?

>>10688799
I think the J_____r, is babysitting this thread now.

>>10688779
I'm only responding to this because it was wrongly deleted.

But yeah I talk to myself sometimes. Usually just vocalizing what I'm thinking of. "Oh thats right, this was a 12mm bolt now wasn't it..."

>>10688797

Do they ever talk back like a tulpa?

I like dogs.

>>10688799
It was too edgy.

I say weird things out loud to myself. It's like that whole "don't think of a polar bear" thing in that things I wouldn't say just leak out. Usually they're swear words or racial slurs, or some combination of the two like "lynch all the fucking niggers".
I don't believe these things, it's just because they're so out of character and inappropriate that my brain "clicks" and makes me says them. I guess it's like a more semi-automatic version of Tourette's.

>>10688812
same yolo

>>10688801
Are you questioning the janitor's authority?
Prepare to get your post deleted.

>>10688807
they haven't yet but I think they're shy.
I'm sure they'll respond someday, I just have to keep talking to them until they learn english through my speech, like babies or something!

>>10688811
How is talking to yourself edgy?

>>10688565
You misunderstand the point I was trying to make. I was never actually diagnosed with a mental illness (not even a minor one). Sure, I had a lot of talks with psychologists, but there were never conclusive results and I never had to take meds or visit a psychatrist. Even though I DID have problems with adapting to school life, they didn't treat me like a delinquent or made my family pay fines. They treated me like someone with an illness, and I didn't even have to sacrifice my integrity or fake to get all the benefits.
But you have to start early for that to work. Too late for anyone in this thread, but you can guide your cousins towards truNEEThood like this.

>>10688822
He'll allow 3 hours of "das it man" spam but then gets anal about this shit.

If we don't put him in his place who will.

>>10688832
das it mane spam is less cancerous than neet threads, at the very least

>>10688834
That black man looks like he actually has brain cancer or something though.

>>10688848
sorry

>>10688846
yeah and everyone posting in neet threads seriously is even worse

>>10688846
fuck offffff

Does anyone else like pretending to be NEET?

>>10688827
I had lots of problems in school
getting in fights with other kids because I couldn't adapt to socializing and crying over the most petty things like someone eating my cookies during snack time.

in high school I got suspended for 2 weeks because I wouldn't give up my seat to a kid and he punched me and I cried and ran home for the rest of the day.

could probably get the autismodosh pretty easily.

>>10688834
Only the weekend NEET threads because all the normals are off work/out of school and their gf is with her family for easter so they fakeNEET in here.

>>10688866
I fake being a NEET in here all through the week. Don't make it sound like it's hard.

>>10688870
I can spot a fakeNEET playing pretend from miles away, kid

>>10688858
I've been doing it on /jp/ since the start. I encourage everyone else to do it as well. It actually attracts people who are real NEETs, and they start thinking that they are in good company. And then, SLAM, in the face. You're not in good company. You're just a loser and should die as soon as possible. /jp/ is for people who love their life and their otaku activities. No need for depressed, blogshitting morons. The world would be better off if all the unhappy people died.

> /jp/ is for people who love their life and their otaku activities. No need for depressed, blogshitting morons. The world would be better off if all the unhappy people died.

Couldn't agree more.

>>10688870

I personally don't care. Just don't bring your real life problems here.80% of people don't care about your problems 20% Are happy you have them

>>10688832
Yeah, moot needs to find someone who can actually be on the board 24/7. Should be too hard on /jp/.

>>10688876
Not all NEETs are depressed.

>>10688895
Just stop

>>10688875
Well, obviously not.

>>10688881
Shouldn't*

>>10688883
Shouldn't*

>>10688897
Please disregard that. I quoted the wrong post.

How do we kill all the NEETs on /jp/? Perhaps report how they are taking advantage of the American government to the authorities?

I'm just sitting here, lamenting my virginity.

>>10688919
My parents support me.

>>10688919
On a wholly unrelated note, I am a cute trap willing to let you cute /jp/sies fill all of my holes with your delicious NEETspunk but I need your addresses first.

>>10688926
I'm not cute though

I'm burly and hairy

>>10688929
I have no standards. Just give me your address and your social security number and a photo ID.

If a social worker comes to your door, don't worry, that's just my mom/dad.

my dad is making me get a job ;_;

>>10688931
tell him to fugg off

>>10688919
why do you hate NEETs?
realNEETs aren't the ones ruining /jp/, falseNEETs and shitposters are ruining /jp/ with their 5ever arone and complaining, realNEETs love their NEET lifestyle and can still lead productive introverted lives.

>>10688940
You spelled "blog about shit that no one cares about" wrong.

>>10688940
Ignore him, he's a dedicated shitposter.

>>10688940
how can you be productive if you don't study or have a job and you live dependent on other people?
man up.

>>10688940
are you mentally retarded? how does a NEET lead a productive life... it's hikikomori who can lead a productive life, not loser jobless NEET living with their parents.

whatever you are, you're ruining /jp/ with every stupid post you make.

truNEETs are nearing extinction because they are being pushed out of their natural habitat and fakeNEETs thin out their resources

They should be put on the protected species list
Please sponsor a truNEET and give him a little love and money.

This Sakuracon business looks like fun. I should go to the next one.

>>10688940
I'm a NEET myself. But I would like to die soon. So I don't hate NEETs. It's just fun seeing them squirm in desperation.

>>10688957
get a load of this guy

>>10688967
It's pretty fun if you can stomach the social side of things.

have any of you tried learning japonese? I'm learning it for my qtbf (I'm not a NEET but you guys seem like you would know) and i'm wondering what it's like

>>10688955
would you argue someone who lives with their parents but creates masterful works of art in their free time is unproductive?
plenty of NEETs are very talented and productive with their free time, don't confuse "NEETs" with deadbeats.

>>10688973
Post your masterful works of art then, you sack of shit.

>>10688971
US SHUT-INS HUH??????!!! so antisocial, so cool

>>10688976
it's like eating shit

Hey guys, I'm a NEET, can I post here?

>>10688980
thank you for the response BUT THAT DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING YEESH WE JUST WANT TO PLAY OUR JAPANESE SNES GAMES

Please guys, I come to these kind of threads to hear people out on their stories, and so that they can hear my stories as well. It's all in good faith, and some of you have to be bullies

can't we all get along?

>>10688986
truNEET>normieNEET>normalfag>fakeNEET

>>10688990
A person who doesn't quite meet all the requirements for hikikomori.

>>10688989
what the fuck is a truNEET

>>10688976
what's a qtbf
I've been really interested in learning japanese but don't have the willpower to do so.

>>10688981
there are tens of thousands of productive NEETs in the world, /jp/. learn to appreciate people with the free time to pursue the finer things in life rather than wasting away slaving for someone else's gain like you.

>>10688990

If you have to ask you don't need to know

>>10688989
I got no fuckin job man, what more do you want

>>10688991
"cutie boyfriend"

>>10688991
cute boyfriend.
so far I' can read hiragana just fine after just learning it so maybe it won't be too bad until I get to kanji

>>10688973
being an artist is an occupation even if you don't make money. you're not an artist, you're just a loser NEET who does shitty doodles.

>>10688991
Okay so you really are just a useless NEET. I can live with a NEET that makes super awesome works of art, but I guess you just have to kill yourself. Fuck off forever.

>>10689000
being an artist is only an occupation if you create your art with some intent of profit.
people confusing passion and occupation are the worst, you don't have to go to school to be educated and you don't have to make money to be productive.

>>10689004
your grandma is probably a NEET too, should she kill herself?

>>10688876
Wow your post basically said
>I just arrived on /jp/ a couple days ago
No one here is depressed about being a NEET.
Fuck off.

>that feel when the sun is on my monitor and I can't see shit

>>10689007
>your grandma is probably a NEET too, should she kill herself?

Absolutely. I hate that old cunt.

Well, I had to write it anywhere, so I'll do it here. It's not like I'm NEET, but I'm a lazy fucktard without future. Every day I wake up at 9.30, eat my breakfast while watching 1 episode of Lupin, have shower and go to university. That's a shitty place, my parents pay my tutition fee for that place to torment me. I come back at 8 p.m., tired to do anything(even my homework), sit and watch streams of games or play myself till it's late, then go to bed, considering that I have many academical debts and I can be expelled any day. And that's like every fucking day, my whole life I do nothing but destroy myself, is there even any meaning to it? I know that I have no talent, (if) I'm going to work all my life just for food. I have never actually worked myself, that's scary. As a backdoor I try to learn japanese on my own, finished both Genki books and even managed to get up to 200 kanji, but since I'm so retarded it took me as long as september -> february and I can't get any more knowledge, also I fucking forget everything even if I don't learn if for a couple of days. So, I don't know why I share this all to you, /jp/, it's just that I don't have anyone to talk to and I had to tell it to somebody how shitty I feel. Sorry.

>>10689007
>your grandma is probably a NEET too, should she kill herself?
What a dumb comparison

P-please stop arguing guys

>>10689016
I think I just cut myself on that post.

>>10689014
That's just what happens when you shitpost in the NEET threads from an outdoor college frat cookout. Could you pass me a beer, by the way?

>>10689007
nope, you're wrong. you don't know shit about art or artist. the starving artist is motiff is renowed in art. there's even plenty of people who don't consider themselves artist when they just intend to make profit their work.

if you were an artist then you'd consider yourself one and not a NEET loser living your parents. keep your delusions to yourself, please. others don't enjoy reading this visual diarrhea

>>10689026
Please stop ruining these threads.

>>10689022
Don't worry, eventually they'll get bored and go back to /v/. This happens to NEET threads every couple of months.

>>10689024
I hope it's a deep cut and you die a shitty death and somehow land in a pile of other dead NEETs.

Thousands of years ago truNEET philosophers and scientists did nothing but mope around the market and accept handouts from passing normals and blog to anyone who would listen.

Today we read about them in historybooks. Meanwhile nobody gives a shit about the normies who funded them 99.9% of the time.

A long time from now they will dig up our posts and discuss our deep understanding of the universe that can only be acquired after becoming a truNEET sage.

>>10689007
>your grandma is probably a NEET too, should she kill herself?
Old people are even worse than young NEETs from /jp/ since they are also physically deteriorated. They are also ugly to look at, especially old women. They should kill themselves at 30. Men can live as long as they want though, most look acceptable all the way until natural death.

>>10689033
It's actually impossible for native /jp/sies to hate these stupid fucking threads, you're right.

>>10689027
is your grandma automatically unproductive?
she probably goes to bingo night, participates in town hall meetings to complain about things, volunteers, or gets into hobbies like knitting or playing music. do you really think someone with a life like that is just completely useless? hell, most NEETs probably do more with their daily lives than you do, like >>10689026 who just watches anime and goes to uni, what a worthless existence.

>>10689043
Exactly. If all of /abv/ left, NEET threads wouldn't exist.

>>10689026
nobody gives a shit, cry about it or kill yourself faggot ^_~

Someone is really buttmad about the NEET threads.

>>10688597
Are you sure you want to do that? The WORKforce is larger and better equipped thanks to a higher bankroll. Also I hear they give you much better benefits if you get more education and stick to the job for a while.

>>10688371
You sound like me.
>moved in with long time friend and his two roommates to go to a new college, still community college though
>first year goes okay
>start having anxiety again about being in class, the school being 30 min away doesn't help
>discover with my major I can take only online classes
>stop leaving the house except at night to go shopping or get take out
>suddenly depression somehow worsens
>now I'm on medical leave and on new medication and seeing a new therapist
It's like I'm just not meant to do anything. The only time I feel a little happy is when I'm in my own little world at my house, browsing the internet and cooking.

>>10689049
Why yes, that is why it's a dumb comparison thank you.

>>10689054
These threads have been consistently around for quite a while. You can't just say they'll all go back and they'll stop "eventually" because I don't think so.

>>10689043
So, you're admitting you're a crossboarder? Get out.

>>10689026
I'm just as retarded as you. It took me half a year to learn basic kana, and that's WHILE being a NEET. Whenever you think you're worthless, you can always take refuge in knowing there's somebody out there that is even more worthless than you are. I already gave up and am waiting for death!

>>10689066
Shit, you're right, I'll leave.
Take it easy, guys.

>>10689063
but how is that a dumb comparison, what's stopping me from doing all of those things right now? just because you don't have a job or go to school doesn't mean you can't lead a fun life.

you fakeNEETs are worse than feminists

always trying to barge into places you don't belong

>>10689038
they were scholars. if you're a scholar then it's your occupation. if you run a charity and don't make any money it's still an occupation.

the logic coming from you delusional NEET about your imaginary productivity is rather pitiable. you can't show your art and the logic you use proves you don't even read philosophy. the critical thinking skills shown so far prove you couldn't handle a children's philosophy book so why compare yourself to philosophers of old?

>>10689091
shut up tokike you're the shittiest philosopher i've ever seen

>>10689088
Yeah, just like these NEET threads.
The nerve of them.

How pathetic do you have to be to want to pretend you aren't going to work or school on the internet to fit in?

fakeNEETs are a joke
You should just kill yourselves, at least truNEETs have the balls to make it in the truNEET shut-in lifestyle.

>>10689112
>I have the balls to live off my mommy's money
L O L

>>10689112
>people wanting this life wrecking... mental disease
Pathetic. I would kill just to be able to walk four steps outside to get the mail without feeling like I was being suffocated and judged by the world.

>>10689117
And a fakeNEET doesn't even have the balls to do that.

>>10689095
i'm an actual recluse or hikikomori, not that guy. your attempts at trying to trump up your hedonist NEET lifestyle are wretched. NEET are disgusting NEET; not scholars, artist, hermits, or anything useful to society. you aren't productive. go back to jerking your dick and watching your entertainment.

>>10689123

Since when is NEET and shut-in synonymous?

>>10689123
>every NEET is a giant vagina like you

>>10689123

I know right?
It's like a loser pretending he's blind so he can hang out with the other blind people and get sympathy

>>10689117
Not giving a fuck about what your own family thinks of you takes some balls.

>>10689133
lol @ thinking philosophers contributed anything worthwhile to society
"hurr heres how i see da wurld" now can i haz your moneys

>>10689139
Could you make the fact that you're new to this board any more obvious?

I'm going to go play some Black Ops 2 now.

I'm not being ironic.

>>10689141
cute, very cute, you seem like a very witty and smart person.

>>10689143

Yes, I also visit other boards besides /jp/ ( /vg/, /fit/ and /q/)

How is it possible to be a NEET in the age of Social Networking?

Do you all live in log cabins in the wilderness like crazy hermits? Don't your friends offer to help you get a job? How pathetic.

>>10689163
Why would anyone actively visit /q/?

>>10689169
/q/ /v/ and /fit/ are like the trifecta in shitty /jp/ users

Another quality NEET thread.

>>10689169
I'm not that guy, but I check up on /q/ at least once a week to make sure people aren't fucking with /jp/'s rules.

>>10689164
I have social anxiety and no friends.

>>10689164
>friends

I don't even have a facebook

>>10689179
What a fucking loser.

>>10689164
Go back to your Twitter.

>>10689191
Add me on fb
Job networking

>168 New replies
Am I really on /jp/?

>>10689204
Don't know what you mean, NEET threads always hit the post limit.

>>10689204
>>10689214
It's because we have ironic shitposters and attract bullies

>>10689204
It's just some shitposting crew

How do other NEETs deal with depression?

I'm feeling really sad and I don't know why.

>>10689228
Self harm usually does the trick.
Go for burns if you're too afraid to do cuts.

>>10689228
I have sex with my dakimakura pillow and listen to Celine Dion

>>10689228
Take a nap.

>>10689228


Exercise
Take up some activity that will focus your mind
Go outside, even if it means going for a walk.
Talk to someone

>>10689238
this

I take my mom's sleeping pills and knock myself out for a couple of days.

I get attached to girls too easily.

>>10689238
I think I will try to sleep, thank you.

>>10689239
I have tried doing thing before but I always get overwhelmed and that makes me feel worse so I stop. I don't know anyone I can talk to other than /jp/ either. Thank you for the advice though.

>>10689026
you have 8 hours of classes every day in uni? I don't believe it.

I'm so tru I NEET myself.

>>10689301
Got the order wrong retard you have to NEET before you can tru.

>>10689268
Get laid and learn not to put them on a pedestal no more.

>>10689270

You tried exercising and you felt worse so you stopped? What

>>10689270

Exercising is hard at first, but it gets easier until it is very pleasurable.

Don't give up anon, it doesn't take long to become a fit-neet

>>10688734
Hey jannie you forgot one.

Out of interest, have any NEETs here seen tornadoes? I live in a country that rarely has thunderstorms, so I would be honoured if anyone has any stories to tell about them.

>>10688224
>roast
Tully's SLOW ROASTS to capture the best fucking shitty coffee at just the right moment

oh wait, we're past the bump limit already

what the fuck, that was fast

holy shit

>>10689484
I have, it happened 2 weeks ago, I was standing outside and it started raining very hard, and then I hear whipping outside and low and behold a giant wall of wind was sweeping up tree branches left and right.

Everything was ok though, it wasn't a big tornado.

>>10689566
That sounds so exciting, but terrifying at the same time. I shat myself at the sight of a funnel cloud last summer, even though it really weedy compared to anything I've seen from American storm chaser footage.

Sometimes I wonder if there are any storm chasing NEETs, living life on the edge with their dakis.

help /jp/ my parents want me dead but im too scared to suicide

>>10689666
Why do they want you dead?

>>10689666
Anon, is moving out possible? Ever thought of being streetNEET? There are homeless relief organizations in a lot of places now, I think.

>>10689666
Why are you scared of suicide?
You'll die in the end dude

But after seeing your post number I don't recommend you to do it.

>>10689666
Did they take out a large insurance policy on you or what?

Are you ready for tomorrow classes /jp/?
There's exam for me tomorrow (；´Д｀)
wish me luck

Goodnight /jp/

>>10689727
Sweet dreams autist.

My heart aches when I see a cute Japanese girl and reminded of the fact that I won't be able to go to Japan for at least another year.

I just came back from the movie theaters. Such a sad and depressing place, everybody working looked miserable.

The ticket sales lady wouldn't even crack a smile towards me. I hope that paycheck is worth it.