/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you want to fix it just kiss it gently.

You should worry more about those holes transferring and growing on you over time.

>>10647627

Because gentle kissing fixes everything, right?
"Sorry I crammed my gentleman sausage into your tiny little hole!" *smooch*

>>10648410
It's worth a go, man.

>>10647643
Help!
I can't find anything else to put in my holes!

>>10648487
I decided not to write such a post hours ago because it would make me look like a "hey I get that joke, am I epic" faggot, and I was right about that.
You are so /e/p/i/c/ oldfaf.

>>10647601
No, they won't. They're just surface scratches at the most.

>>10649075
>I decided not to write such a post hours ago because it would make me look like a "hey I get that joke, am I epic" faggot, and I was right about that.
You're right, good call. You saved yourself the crushing humiliation and butt pain that I instead have had to suffer from making such a faggy remark. Congrats man.

>CTCI SAO PAULO/GEARA - SAO PAULO/SP Importação não autorizada por órgão da receita
>Objeto em devolução ao remetente

I tried to order an onahole, but looks like the Brazilian authorities don't like lolis.

>>10652134

Dude dug his own grave.

>>10653016
There are some online shops that only send the onahole without the box.

Can /jp/ recommend me a good onahole? How come there is not a onahole general on /jp/?

>>10654938
> How come there is not a onahole general on /jp/?
I hope you die.

So, has anyone tried the Girl In the Box onahole from Magic Eyes?

>>10658785
it's really good, but it seems they have some quality control issues and you might get a slightly defective one

>>10658785
It's regarded as one of the best by the japanese onahole comunity.
>>10658793
That's not entirely wrong, but the way you put it is bullshit, and you don't know what you're talking about.

Used Peace's for the first time today. It's excellent, but I miss the smell of ubujiru/exe lotion.

>>10664987
Try some lotion from NPG then.

>>10665075
Does it have that glycerin-ish smell? Though it'll proabably take me about a year to use up this bottle.

>>10660834
your face is bullshit and you obviously dont know what you're talking about

>>10665102
Not the same smell, a more musky/earthly/smokey one.
Apparently, lotion that are marketed as having the ``smell of pussy'' have a citrus-like scent. Maybe japanese woman smell like citrus down there, who knows.

Anyway, NPG onahole might not be durable, but the packaging is fairly good, and often onahole comes with a 200ml or even full sized lotion bottle.
NPG's lotion are very good, as you'd expect from a very big company.
But frankly I'd still take うぶじる over NPG's lotion, since thinner lubricant is more adapted to most of my onahole.

>it'll proabably take me about a year to use up this bottle.
Closer to 6 month, but it depends how often you have to use it.

>>10665136
That wasn't very kind of you.

Do there exist any guides for the proper use, maintenance, and care of an onahole? My first one didn't come with any apparent instructions.

What would probably be a better buy? Sujiman Roa+Tsurupetta Soft or Girl in the Box? (disregarding 2v1 - they total to about 4000yen.)

>>10667067
Depends of your preferences and what you look for.
Girl in box: higher quality, more fleshy, longer (insertable lengh:13 cm; which is the same as most meiki) softer than Roa, more flavourful.
Maintenance is a bit of a bitch without the proper tools, so I can't say I would recommend it as a first onahole. It's definitely a high quality one, and not as ludicrously expensive as meiki, which is a big plus (I don't think I'll ever buy again from NPG)

Roa + tsurupeta soft: both are small, maintenance is easy, two onahole, Roa is Ag+ bacterial resistant (girl in box is not), offers different stimulations and firmness.
If you intend to collect loli onahole I'd start there. Or if you haven't owned onahole previously and don't know much about them, it's better to fuck up 2000JPY models than 4000JPY ones. Though, there is no reason you would fuck up if you are well informed. But well they are both easier to wash and dry, but also Roa is Ag+ bacterial resistant, and its lifespan is quite good.

In my opinion, girl in the box is the tsurupeta soft direct upgrade. It's sill a loli hole, quite tight and very stimulating (the tunnel shape makes very good use of the vacuum it creates), Mine broke on first usage, but I still can't bring myself to throw it away. Don't expect to fully insert yourself, though.

Oh, and Roa might be too tight. And don't try to go farther than you can on tsurupeta soft, soft material onahole are more fragile, especially prone to get dick-pierced and turned into open-ended models.

>>10667067
I like the Tsurupetta Soft more than Girl in the Box, and since you'd be getting that and another I'd recommend the former.

Though Girl in the Box should be able to accommodate larger penises.

>>10667200
Well, size isn't really an issue, so I don't have to worry about that. I decided to go with Roa+Tsurupeta.

>>10665574
>Closer to 6 month
10 ml of ubujiru and 15 ml of exe was enough for 16 faps in a month. So yeah, I'm pretty sure that 360 ml of Peace's, which I have to water down more than the previous lotions, will last me for at least a year.

Is Rina better than Roa?

>>10668325
Rina is a bit longer and has better uterus, but I think it has slightly smaller ribs. You also have a higher chance of getting a defective Roa.

>>10668308
So does anyone use their own saliva as lube, or perhaps mix in their own saliva with lube?

>>10669146
Saliva smells bad, dries quickly and has a lot of bacteria, enzymes and whatnot. It's not like lube is expensive - 6 bux and you're set for at least half a year.

ITT: pedophiles

Has anyone tried one that looks like lips?

>>10669721
see:
>>10400454

>>10669712
Welgome to /jb/ :---DDD

>>10665574
>Apparently, lotion that are marketed as having the ``smell of pussy'' have a citrus-like scent. Maybe japanese woman smell like citrus down there, who knows.

I think it's just artificial body odors would end up just being terrible. I bought the "sweat sent" stuff and it has a floral smell. Nothing even close to real sweat.

When spring comes I produce a ton of mucus and the idea of using it as lube seems like something I'd like to try.

Anyone here done this?

>>10671403
It would probably feel like getting sloppy seconds, kinda gross

>>10666817

>>10674035
>>10666817
Use:
-squeeze the air out of ona
-drop 1.5-3 ml of lube at the entrance
-put it in

Cleaning:
-squeeze the jizz out, then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr1EPQllLOo
-use a tiny drop of gentle liquid soap if you don't use it often
-air dry it until you don't feel any moisture on your finger after putting it inside. If your ona is not dual layered or soft and its entrance is unlikely to rip, you can flip it inside out.

Maintenance:
-after it's dry, use baby powder (a lot on the outside, little bit on the inside)
-store in a dry place, wrapped in a towel.

Lube = hair conditioner and water.
Of everything I tried its the best by far.

>>10674404
Thank you!

>>10674442
The conditioner doesn't sting? Sounds unhealthy.

>>10671403
>When spring comes I produce a ton of mucus and the idea of using it as lube seems like something I'd like to try
Oh God, what?

>>10647601

>>10668405
>> Rina is a bit longer

im okay with this.

>>10677206
why? Isn't it like a Tenga but packaged differently?

not that it matters
I still use tissues
DRY
NO LUBE
DRY

AGAINST MY SMOOTH AS SHIT DICK BECAUSE I TAKE MUH VITAMINS AND EAT RIGHT.

no seriously, I do it 2 to 7 times a day on my tiny 4 to a bit over 5 inch shlong and no prob bob!

>>10676397
I tried last night, it didn't work as well as I thought and I ended up using normal lube. It worked for a bit though so maybe I just need more.

>>10677316
I didn't ask you for another description. This is the most disgusting thing I've read here this year.

>>10677316
Good luck cleaning out all the germs you retard.

these things look like they would hurt instead of feeling good

>>10681443
unless you buy a cheap one for <$10 or hard texture, it definitely won't hurt. I was worried about it myself since I'm uncut and quite girthy, but these things are insanely soft and stretchy.

>>10653016
Shit, I better think twice about importing next.

Thanks for alerting me, dude.

I wanna get this one, is it any good?

>>10682461
>tamatoys
Don't expect anything great.
But it shouldn't be terrible either.

>>10682558
At least I can feel like I'm screwing Cure Peace.

Well, that could be said about just about any Onahole, it's all about imagination anyway.

They're there for life-like texture.

>>10674404
Soap is damaging use only alcohol.
Baby powder is talcum powder+chemicals, use only for corn starch.

>>10682598
how is alcohol less damaging than soap?

>>10679434
I don't see how mucus is any different from cumming inside.

>>10686279
man milk is quite clean - the germs in it are pretty much only what was mixed in when it went through urethra.

>>10647601

unboxing vidya on youtube pls

are there NEET conventions where they talk and compare onahole's with eachother openly?

do they refer to their onahole as their waifu's name, so in turn they discuss making love to her and describe it and all the other NEETS are visualising her and him not him infront of his computer screen, cause they all know its the same as real sex only more magically and intimate compared to 3dpiggirlsex