/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I severely overate last night and could barely lay down

Soon I will be a fatNEET

>>10674905

why isn't she wearing pants

why

>>10674915
When I eat a lot my metabolism kicks in and I start to itch all over and get really hot. It's very annoying.

>>10674929
Two years ago after every single meal I would pass out for whatever reason. Eating any place other than my house became very annoying.

I don't even know why I'm still here.

>>10674964
Still waiting for those Kuroko pictures, dude.

>>10674964
Welcome to your new home, Kronies-Sama~
I think you belong here!

>>10674942
thats fuckin weird

>>10674975
Keep on waiting faggot, I barely have any on Kuroko since she isn't cute enough.
>>10674980
Keep on dreaming faggot, I know jack shit about 2hou shit and things of the like.
I have absolutely no interest in the shit this board dedicates its time to mainly because its all shit.

I haven't gone outside in 2 years and have been truNEET, I haven't talked to anybody besides /jp/-kun since then either, /jp/-kun keeps me entertained along with anime and videogames

>>10674921
What sort of turbonerd wears trousers in their own home?

>>10674988

I literally just noticed this is the rei-clone trip.

QUICKLY THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME AND I NEED HELP

FIREFOX OR CHROME

HELP ME

>>10674988
>she isn't cute enough
She is though.

>>10675000
>>10674988
Yeah that trip was leaked awhile ago, j-just let him continue trolling though he will go away

>>10675002
Netscape Navigator.

>>10674988
The trick is avoiding the first page which is a shitposting deterrent for crossboarders, and use the catalogue to go on the VN, idol, and 2hu threads with over 100 replies but never get on the front page because we all sage them to increase quality.

it's pretty high level shitposting, Kronies-Sama~

That feel when I walk around house in my wife-beater and mom yells me to shave my armpits. so guys, you like it shaved or not?

>>10675002
Chrome my friend

>>10675011
No shave
Natural hair delicious

>>10675002

Firefox.

google if you hate privacy/freedom and like google's dick in your bum

>>10674964
Because you're a worthless shithead?

>>10675011
turn that wife-beater into a mom-beater

>>10674915
>Posting Woot

Please, I can't fap now.

>>10675008
>Rei trip
>leaked
I never knew something that is public can be leaked.
>>10675010
>to go on the VN, idol, and 2hu threads
All those topics are shit and uninteresting.
As stated this place is shit and cancerous.

>>10675026
LOL

/jp/

I am a truNEET who has rarely been outside for the past 8 years, I don't socialize with anybody other than my family members and that's rare enough

but yesterday as I was laying down getting ready to nap, my cat jumped up on my bed and joined me.

we spent an hour just looking at each other in the eyes, then I opened up /jp/

I finally did it /jp/


I told my cat everything that was bothering me in my life. I opened up my heart to it, I told him my secrets and EVERYTHING.

Then I broke down for the first time in years. I let the tears and my anguish flow. I hugged him tightly as I was sobbing and he started licking me as if he was trying to comfort me.

it felt amazing and relieving to open up to another being /jp/.

if you have a pet I want you to go right now and hug it as tightly as you can. sometimes they can be your only friend in this cruel world

>>10675043

>>10675043

My dog is not very smart.

Why not just tell the internet hate machine your secrets? No one has to know.

It's nothing we would mind anyway.

>>10675039
Hai, I'll be seeing you on the other side then Kronies-Kun

>>10675043
How do you know it's a cruel world if you don't ever experience it?

>>10675060

I forgot this existed.

Just perfect.

anyone else eat their own shit

>>10675043
I laughed.
Either way, my main board is /v/.
I have no interest in a board devoid of interesting topics and so slow and boring that its quite pathetic.

I'm simply taking a walk and exploring boards I never frequent its always nice to see the vast difference in behavior among users in different boards.
Sadly they are all cancerous and unfit for such a being as I.

>>10675070
Thank you~

>>10675106
I need sleep.
Meant to reply to this faggot. >>10675060

I haven't pooped in 2 months
I can feel the cramps in my tummy but despite how long I sit on the toilet it won't come out
am I going to die from poop overload, /jp/?

>>10675119
You could have very serious issues, you should go to the doctor for such intense constipation, I'm serious /jp/-kun, I don't want you to get hurt

>>10675106
>Either way, my main board is /v/.
>I have no interest in a board devoid of interesting topics
lel

>>10675106

But the archives say you've only travelled here! I think you're being tsundere, Kronies-Kun. I don't mind if you stay~

When your hair gets too long, do any of you cut it yourself?
I usually cut my own, but sometimes my grandma makes me go get one at a salon.... and i hate when they cut it

>>10675153
Please stop shitposting in the NEET thread

>>10675138
/v/ is quite capable of having interesting topics, even its off topic threads are interesting.

Do be less retarded.

>>10675106
That's good to know m8 ;^)
Where can I subscribe to your blog and twitter?

>>10675132
I've had this problem ever since becoming a hikki 5 years ago, but it's never been this bad.
I'm scared, /jp/
I don't wanna die vomiting feces

>>10675157
You should honestly go get help

>>10675147

I use clippers, takes literally no skill, just time. I also cut it sometimes if I do let it get longer.

I want long hair, but it's a hassle, and it doesn't like good anyway on me.

>>10675153
>>>/99chan/

>>10675119
That's scary, I've heard someone dying from it. You should get yourself checked soon.

>>10675159
>Please stop shitposting in the NEET thread

>>10675002
Maxthon or Opera.

>>10675148
It isn't nice to stalk peoples posts.
Either way this is simply my first stop among many that I shall do.
>>10675154
I didn't say anything pertaining to my life, anon.
Once again another retard steps in trying to behave in a clever fashion yet in the end only proves just how cancerous he is.

>>10675159
You wish for me to stop shitposting in a cancerous thread?

>>10675119
Go to a doctor, that isn't normal and is probably dangerous.

I once went a couple of weeks and that was horrible enough, two months sounds horrible.

Do you have a very unhealthy diet?

>>10675188
Oh good, please visit the bike or train threads on /n/.

>>10675188
It's only cancerous because you brought the cancer here with your posts, NEET threads are my home and I would appreciate if you moved it to another thread... you're ruining the few good things we have cause people love to shitpost reply to you and it's annoying....

>>10675204
Stop replying to him and he'll go away.
But I guess you are too bored to do anything else anyway.

>>10675211
Everybody else it replying to him anyway so I had to tell him how I feel

I kind of like pooping sometimes

Then other times it feels awful and it smears all over the hairs in my asscrack.

>>10675200
average neet diet of chips and soda so I'd imagine so

wouldn't a doctor require me to leave my home?
shit /jp/ how bothersome..

>>10675219
I'm neet and only drink water and eat yakisoba/noodles/rice/meat

why don't you eat this?

>>10675227
Do I also have to bite into the taste of proessed cheese?

>>10675204
I truly don't give the slightest shit what you view as your home, but I do in a way support these NEET threads.

They discourage normalfag behavior sadly if you keep this going along for too much then it merely becomes a circlejerk and a borderline /soc/ thread with faggots like you clinging to it.

Its good in moderation overdo it and it can become /soc/ tier, so you're the cancer.

>>10675207
Too normalfag for me.

>>10675224
I eat pretty much anything except veggies because I'm a manchild but I don't weigh very much so it's okay.

>>10675219
>>10675224
You should try to cook your own meals sometimes. It's really fun and satisfying. Plus, it's healthier than having instant/dried food.

>>10675219
You should try eating fruit or something for a while, too many processed foods like that can give you constipation (and probably have in your case).

And yes you would probably have to go outside to visit a doctor but I think it would be better than risking death.

sometimes when i use the bathroom, i see a bit of blood when i wipe, it doesnt hurt but should i be worried?!

>>10675237
Why are you so dreamy?

>>10675241
>>10675246
I do eat plenty of fruit and cook most of my meals though.
kinda scared I'll have to go outside for the first time in a year and probably have the nurse laugh at me when I tell her my ass is packed full of poop...I'll probably die of embarrassment anyway.

>>10675237
People who are obsessed with trains are far less normal than people who are obsessed with video games or anime.

C-Can you insult me please, Kronies-Sama? I'm feeling all pent up...

>>10675250
My master has a certain je ne sais quoi, hasn't he~

Don't drink sodas guys, its like the worst thing ever. Nothing but sugarwater and people seem to think its ok to drink a couple 2 liters of it a day.

Water is cheap and abundant. Humans have been drinking it for as long as there have been humans.

and please stop responding to the /v/ tourist

/jp/ this is goodbye
It ain't my blog but the NEET days are over, I must go out and get a job
It's been fun but all good things must come to an end

Thank you for the fond memories, maybe I'll stop by in the future but until then さようなら~!

>>10675263
Well you either die from embarrassment or just die for real. Pick your poison.

>>10675250
How the fuck would I know? Faggot.
All I'm doing is posting.
>>10675253
That is incorrect you faggot, those people are viewed more normal in the eyes of society than those obsessed with anime or vidya.
Hence why people obsessed with anime or vidya is often portrayed as subhuman scum who suffer from some mental illness.

And I don't feel like insulting, I'm far too sleepy at the moment so my anger is all gone.

>>10675267

You'll be back
You don't choose the NEET life, the NEET life chooses you

>>10675280
He insulted me...

>>10675280
Goodnight then Kronies-Sama. I'll wrap you up in a nice, warm cockoon and give you a sleep tight kiss, and when you wake up, you'll be a beauuutiful butterfly~

>>10675301
I'm jealous...

>>10675267
When I work, I feel like someone has put me on auto-pilot. Like, I'm not myself, rather, I'm just looking through someone else's eyes who happens to be working. Then when I get home, I return to normal and don't really remember what happened throughout my day of work. So I consider myself a pseudo-NEET, since I feel like the person who goes to work isn't actually me. Maybe you'll be the same.

>>10675301
Reverse image searching gets me nothing, help me out.

>>10675313

i think you came to the wrong thread

>>10675253
>My master has a certain je ne sais quoi, hasn't he~
Statements like these makes me wonder if you're simply shitposting about having any sort of attraction or you seriously have some sort of twisted attraction to being insulted, which truth be told is an absurd thing to be attracted to.

>>10675306
Being sleepy does not mean I'm going to go to sleep yet faggot.

>>10675332
shut the fuck up and leave /jp/

Some people in the last thread were looking for a minecraft server so I started to host one.

siberia.ath.cx

Please be kind to one another.

>>10675306
Seems like he's having his way with you this time!

>>10675313
I usually NEET it up on the weekends, but my workdays aren't too bad. It's kinda fun when you get used to it.

>>10675330
B-but I'm a NEET at heart...doesn't that count for something anon-sama?

>>10675353
no that is falseNEET, I'm sorry but if you're not ACTUALLY neet then how do you understand the money issues and stuff we have to go through? You don't

>>10675332
>twisted attraction to being insulted, which truth be told is an absurd thing to be attracted to.
Not all of us can be as Alpha as you~
>faggot
That's the cute Kronies I know!

any runescape otaku here?
currently flexing my autism in the old school server

>>10675353
>I've sucked a thousand cocks but I'm still a virgin at heart.

>>10675335
Some actual initiative? Now this is what I like to see, finally a normal human response that has some sort of emotion.

>>10675364
I bot it.

>>10675364
M-me

>>10675364
I quit after EOC came out and before the 2008 servers came out, I don't regret it though, it was just one huge grind

>>10675346
I'd be interested in a /jp/ minecraft server
doesn't it deserve its own thread though?

>>10675374
Sup Linear4.

>>10675364
Yes it's fun

>>10675400
Ah bandits. I used to take friends and some cannons there and kill all the bandits, used to piss off the afk people

>>10675368
>>>/out/

>>10675002
Firefox

>>10675352
>It's kinda fun when you get used to it
I'd agree with you, but I work with this one black chick who always makes such a big deal about me, and it makes me just want to go somewhere away from everybody and hide.

>>10675367
I...I see your point anon-sama. I'm sorry u_u

>>10675370
No no, you misunderstand. I only just got my job. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck I'm so new. And, it's the first job I've ever had. So I do understand what all of you have to go through.

>>10675414
Sounds like she wants to fuck.

>>10675393
Wouldn't the janitor just delete it?

Feel free to make one if you like, you have the server address.

>>10675360
I really do wonder how such submissive faggots such as yourself who is capable of gaining pleasure with shit like being insulted could even possibly be able to be a part of society.

I really do wonder just how twisted you are mentally to gain pleasure from such a thing, I highly doubt someone with a stable and healthy mind would be capable of getting off at something like that.

Why do you have to make a new thread as soon as the old one hits the bump limit?

My mom took me to Taco Bell.
I tried those Doritos tacos for the first time.
The Nacho one just tastes like they added more cheese to the taco, not worth the extra money.
The Ranch is good though, it adds a flavor.

>>10675426

>>10675414
if you aren't a NEET anymore then you aren't welcome here
pls kindly go away

also I had a black girl who would harass me and intentionally flirt with me just to trigger my anxiety, it was awful and partially why i stopped going to school

>>10675425
maybe, idunno
give it a couple days to see if it kicks off first

>>10675420
She probably does. Why can't she just leave me alone and let me do my work peacefully and quietly? Sorry for blogging /jp/ u_u

>>10675440

>>10675426
What is that girl doing? She looks silly.

>>10675452

>>10675453
I bet it's a gang sign.

>>10675459

Why did the janitor stop enforcing the one NEET thread at a time rule?

>>10675440
What anime is this from?

>>10675426
J-Just a little further for your meat urinal, please Kronies-Sama! Treat me like the worthless cum tissue that I am!

>>10675466

>>10675471
K-ON.

>>10675471
Sword Art Online

>>10675475

>>10675483

>>10675453
She's cooling her lady parts.

please stop shitposting
you're going to make me cry

>>10675470
Post a picture of milk and he'll be here in less than 30 seconds

holy shit guys.. stay in this thread.. /jp/ is turning to shit outside

>>10675472
I can't tell whether or not this is shitposting or just blatant faggotry.
>>10675487
I'm done posting random images with you faggot.

>>10675497
To contain it all in here, right? Good call.

>>10675506
Well fuck you then, nerd.

>>10675513
Its not my fault you stopped being entertaining.
Now do fuck off, posting random images in no way entertains me.

>>10675506
It's the pure, everlasting love of a slave for his master!

>>10675503
I am don't understand either

Is it fun?

>>10675531
Shitposting is really really fun.
You should try it sometime.

>>10675530
I see no love here, only worthless faggotry.
So do fuck off, and I do wonder how many filenames you've placed under my name.

/jp/ is back to its old 2011 self again.

>>10675562

>>10675531
I only like the clever shitposts where you can tell they put some thought into it.

Too bad 95% of shitposts are "XD I poop on rug fug shit jannie fuggin nerd" where the twitterdicks link eachother to their epic posts and laugh.

>>10675562
I have plenty, but most are to nsfw for /jp/.

Please insult me a bit more my God Kronies-Sama!!! I can't think of a more perfect afterlife than being forced to deepthroat you cock or having my face stamped on by you for eternity~

>>10675596
This is why the overactive Janitor is the root of /jp/'s low quality lately; you wouldn't take the time to make a clever shitpost if it was just going to be deleted before anyone saw it would you?

>>10674964
>95% of your posts are on /v/
>the other 5% are in these threads
Disgusting.

How do I prepare for The Happenings if I'm a NEET?

>>10675625
I agree, the 5% is not something I'm proud of.
/jp/ really is shit.

>>10675426
>I hate normalfags
>acting just like one

Who am I greening?

>>10675661
Simply because I dislike normalfags does not mean I support full blown autists with severely crippling mental illnesses.

One can be a non normalfag yet still be entirely healthy in both mind and body.

>>10675496
He'll just delete the picture.

>>10675682
Nah

Thats called a hipster normalfag

>>10674980
>2011 was 2 years ago

>>10675694
I'm sorry but adding in new terms in no way shape or form makes you correct.

Its called being a non normalfag and a non autist.
That is it, such people exist.
Its pathetic that people actually think you need to have something wrong with you to be a non normalfag what the fuck kind of mentality is that?

I'm just a newfag and even I understand why people don't like this Klonies faggot.

>>10675346
Th-thanks! The last guy's went down yesterday, hasn't been up since...

>>10675740
And why is that?

>>10675740
Don't insult Kronies-Sama, he's like a god compared to you. You should be begging to be given the privilege of servicing him!

>>10675722
I like you.

>>10675740
They grow so fast.

>>10675758
Please don't compare Kronies faggot to Beatrice-sama.

I have a job interview next Wednesday. ;_; I feel terrible. Should I go /jp/? I don't think I'll get the job but I feel a serious fear of making a fool out of myself.

>>10675043

My cat hissed and scratched me.

I don't think I will be having an epiphany anytime soon.

>>10675771
Kronies-Sama is just a worthy of worship as Beatrice-Sama.

>>10675759
>>10675722
Pls no bully /jp/-kun

>>10675758
I'm surprised how nice and supportive of me you've been faggot.
One would have thought you would have opposed me for entering your cancerous main board not only that you seem to wish to "educate" me on how things work around here.

What an interesting faggot you have been, I suppose you're not entirely worthless sadly you're still pretty fucking close to it.
And in the end its not as if you've done anything remotely good for me so I suggest you simply fuck off seeing you this frequently is an annoyance.

>>10675809
That's fucking rude, man.

>>10675809
pls no bully
no bully allowed near /jp/
no bully!

>>10675809
>seeing you this frequently is an annoyance
But I haven't spoken to you for almost a week...

>>10675815
>>10675820
I don't mind, he can treat me any way he wants! I'm his furniture, after all~~

>>10675825
A pity it was only a week.
>>10675815
I can't seem to stop myself sadly enough, saddest thing of all is that the faggot seems to enjoy it.

>>Klonies !p8eYCadcMo
>>>/rules/global/13

>>10675775

>>10675845
>>>/global/rules/13 *

I'm 22 years old and i've been NEET for 7 years already.

What do you reckon /jp/, what tier of NEET am i?

>>10675851
Reaction images =/= avatars

>>10675856
You are a total loser, sir.

>>10675845
>>10675851
He isn't using an avatar
>>10675837
Even if you forgot about me, I pleasure myself every day to the thought of me grovelling beneath and worshipping you!

>>10675862
There you go, keep digging up them Kuroko pictures.

>diagnosed social anxiety and depression
My mom think I am "just lazy" and will kick me out.

>>10675862
attaching a reaction image to every single one of your posts for no reason = avatar

>>10675868
If you come to /jp/ and call someone a loser just for being a NEET... There's no two ways about it, you just don't belong here.

>>10675877
I went to one of those free clinics and after a session the lady diagnosed me with social phobia and depression. Then prescribed group therapy.

I never went back.

>>10675877
You are though. Stop trying to make excuses, almost everyone is depressed.
>>10675880
No, an avatar is an avatar, stop pestering your superior, Kronie.

What caused you to become a hikkikomori?

>>10675883
Why would you prescribe group anything for social phobia, that's completely crazy.

>>10675890
Social anxiety.

>>10675880
How frequently one posts an image does not equate to avatarfagging you stupid ignorant faggot.

Do learn what avatarfagging is before you decide to spew bullshit onto me.

One would think the faggots of /jp/ no less would have learned by now the proper terms.

Interesting, the janitor seems to be aggravated towards me for some unknown reason. How pathetic.

I woke up. It's been really good weather, so I took some books to return to the library (one of them Then There Were None by agatha christie...) And I have been trying to draw today but it's hard. I may be overthinking myself.

thank you dear meido we love you

>>10675890
outside is scary

>>10675890
Being poor, overprotective parents, mental disorders.

>>10675904
I presume people reported you, mi'lord!

>>10675890
Being poor, ugly, and unlucky

I would've probably turned out ok but I was already a bit at risk and after my shitty childhood set in it had sealed my fate.

I finally found a girl to date, /jp/. And yes, when I showed her a picture of Touhou characters and asked her to pick out which one she liked the most, she chose Reimu. Oh God I think I might marry her already...

Never give up hope guys. If I could do it being a 27 years old virgin, you can too.

>>10675883
A single session? How did you act for that to happen?

>>10675901
meido is nowhere in this thread. the only reason this thread hasn't been 404'd is because it is BOARD RELATED.

>>10675904
We have a long history of shitty janitors. It's /jp/ culture to have a shitty janitor, really.

>>10675904
>Interesting, the janitor seems to be aggravated towards me for some unknown reason. How pathetic.
Perhaps because you're a shitposter who makes no worthwhile contribution to a board, constantly posts off-topically and narcissistically, and is overall better off banned?

>>10675907
She'll drop you the moment you tell her you're a virgin.
I can't wait for that to happen, and you'll come back here crying about it, while image dumping Reimu.

>go into thread
>sage, sage everywhere

Never change, /jp/.

>>10675923
I'm glad they're all saging this godawful thread. The less I have to see it's stupid face, the better.

>>10675907
I think you're just imagining things.

You should probably start taking your pills again.

>>10675915
post the gok spam one

>>10675923
how new

>>10675907
I had the same thing once but she left me for being a neet when she found a weeaboo who actually had money and went outside.

>>10675920
Don't worry, she already knows

>>10675915

>>10675912
Couldn't one say the same thing towards all anons?

>>10675930
so.. she's black?

>>10675932

>new

Ah, good to see my trolling still works.

>>10675935
>>10675904
Maybe it's because all you do is post off-topic, spam, shit-post, and act so superior to everyone else whilst being a bully at the same time.
Maybe that's why.
But no it's obviously none of that, it's because you're a special snowflake and you don't deserve it he's just mean!...Fucking retard.
Don't act like you know how /jp/ works or act like you're better than anybody and just fuck off already.

>>10675930
scammer dude
she'll start asking for money soon

>>10675930
I want to say she's running some sort of scam, but I can't figure out her angle because you probably dont have anything worth taking

I should really start filtering these threads. I can't take it easy like this.

>>10675945
His semen.

>>10675938
yes and?
>>10675945
I already met up with her last Friday, we're having another date tommrow.

>>10675945
>>10675940
Do you have personal experience with such horrors?

I presume you do, this is why my only goal is to stay a NEET and then kill myself once my parents pass away.

>>10675943

Fun Fact: When used in the right context, anime pictures can appear to be more annoying. Take this picture, for example. Looking at this picture invokes over 5 years of GETs, faggotry, and rage.

>>10675959

>59 59

>>10675889
It's the only way to get over it.

>>10675930

It will fail.

You'll be back. They all come back.

>>10675890
social anxiety
laziness
not having any sort of dream career

>>10675938

>>10675962

>get prescribed group therapy for depression
>go there
>literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of the 30 people there talk about drug crap
>I'm the only one in there for not drugs

feels bad man ;_;

>>10675938
I thought this girl from the Detroit Maid Cafe was kind of cute. She obviously outclassed all the other monstrosities she worked with. And, living in Detroit, I'm sure she's dead by now.

>>10675943
I apologize if I don't contribute to positive threads and prefer to take a more hostile approach in them as opposed to encouraging them and potentially shit up the board more by giving the false impression its somehow allowed.

Is that what you want?

I'm not saying the janitor is mean, I'm saying he is incompetent and thus not be taken seriously in the slightest.
I am not saying nor have I never stated I know how /jp/ works.
I have merely stated what occurs here is cancerous thus I felt necessary to grace you all with my presence in hope you cleanse you from this cancer you all posses.

I am saddened to see how much of you reject your savior.

>>10675976
He said leave faggot
Nobody wants you here besides your retarded stalker

>>10675958
Yes actually. I know 2 guys who were fooled into it. She'll keep asking for money until you stop giving it to her then disappear.

>>10675962
I went through 13 years of schooling and have even worked a couple of jobs. Neither did anything for my social anxiety.

Forcing yourself into social situations isn't going to magically heal it.

>>10675976
Leave

Anyone here ever get hives before from an allergy to medication? Shit sucks. I can't sleep at all.

>>10675930
Don't fall for it.
She's an evil succubus sent to stop you from becoming a great wizard.

>>10675976
>if I don't contribute to cancerous threads
I do need sleep.
>>10675982
He may have told me to leave, but if the reasons of wanting me to leave are not valid why should I listen to his demands?

>>10675989

/jp/: Klonies !p8eYCadcMo 18-Jan-2012 07:21:24 212

/a/: Rei !p8eYCadcMo 26-Feb-2012 20:29:33 116

CASUAL ALERT

CASUAL ALERT

>>10675976
>I am saddened to see how much of you reject your savior.
I've never rejected you! I've always known my place is beneath you Kronies-Sama!

>>10675983

Actually...a counter-phobic attitude can help.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_anxiety_disorder#Treatment

>>10675988
No I'll tell you what happened.

Several days ago I put up an ad on Craigslist out of desperation. And sure enough, nobody replied except spambots pretending to be women, the Craigslist scams for dating ads is that they try to convince you to sign up to a dating site while pretending to be real.

Well after about 5 of those it got old pretty fast. But then I got this one email. Read the picture for the sequence of replies I got.

>>10675997
He has a million posts in /v/.

You sure are behind the times.

>>10675976
You're doing a great job, don't worry. This thread is a fucking cesspool either way. It deserves to get shit on.

>>10676000
>>10676000
>>10676000
TRIPS HOLY CRAP GUYS

>>10675976
How can someone from /v/ call /jp/ "cancerous"?

>>10675989
>He may have told me to leave, but if the reasons of wanting me to leave are not valid why should I listen to his demands?
Any reason is the same. In the end, it call comes down to people simply wanting or not wanting something. In this case, they don't want you here. What exactly are you expecting?

>>10676009
Because people from /v/ call everything cancerous

Can't we all just get along?

>>10676011
Now, it really DOES seem to good to be true. So I asked her, why the hell would she contact me in my ad? Here's the conversation

Me: I just had to ask but why did you reply to my CL ad? You read it right? I'm not a normal guy and a bit weird

Her: I don't like to judge. If we like each other, and we both think each other r attractive. If we have fun with one another I dont c ne biggie

Me: Wow, you have such a wonderful attitude. Thank you, I really do appreciate you taking the time to contact me. If you really want to, id love to meet you in person as well anytime

Her: Alright well let me know when u wana meet. Im free this week besides Wednesday

Me: Thanks, i'm free anytime on tuesday. But i've never done this before and have no clue where to take you, where would u like to go?

Her: Alright Tuesday sounds good. Well we can go to the movies if youd like. Its kind of cold to go anywhere else right now. But im guna get some rest. Let me know how ur classes go tomorrow. Goodnight!

Me: No problem, we can text again tomorrow. Good night

>>10676018
>/jp/
>get along
Wrong, it's all wrong. Just get the fuck out.

>>10676018
Did that show ever get good again or what?

>>10676023
Now I'm REALLY confused. If this is a scam to fuck me over, then it's getting quite elaborate. But if she's real, then she's either just after a sugar daddy or she's a cute, maybe a little bit naive girl who's this nuts to meet a complete stranger, much less a 27-year old stranger.

This could be it. I'm desperate enough to want to believe that last option. And we scheduled to meet on Tuesday at the local movie theater to watch something together.

I desperately read everything I could about first dates and how to act, asked /jp/ for advice too. It all boiled down to one thing - relax and have fun. Mmm, I think I could do that.

>>10676029

Just act cool dawg.

>>10676029
Bring a gun just in case.

>>10676012
I'm expecting a well reasoned argument as to why they don't want me here and as to why I should leave.

I have no interest in listening to peoples emotions.
If you wish for someone to go away do state a logical reason which is what I'm waiting for if you have none then stop mentioning it for I wont go simply because YOU said so.

>>10676000
I'm a lost cause

>>10676029

Then Tuesday came and went and...well, I got cold feet. I was just too nervous, she takes hours to reply back to texts and it just seemed to be a potential robbery, as has happened many times on Craigslist, where people have even gotten killed.

At that point I was just ready to give up and go back to my old no gf routine. But then...she texted me back.

Her: hey bernd, what r u up to?

Me: Oh man I just came back home sorry, had to go somewhere else. U done with classes?

Her: Yeah I was at school a while. R u avoiding meeting me? U said it ursefl u wanted to meet ppl and become more social. Heres a chance. :)

Oh dear. Oh fuck. I think she really is REAL.

>>10676042
Over the next several days we texted each other more, asked about each other more. I made it clear that I was an undesirable bernd but she didn't mind, she told me more about herself and a clearer picture emerged. She wants to graduate soon, she's looking for a relationship but also wants to meet new people. She didn't mind who I was and said that she could tell I was a good person. I finally became more comfortable with the idea of actually meeting her. And so...we scheduled a date on Friday at 2:30pm.

>>10676042
>bernd
>>>/kc/

>>10676038
This board was created simply because people want to post about otaku-related things. You're here just because you want to be, and so am I. The rules exist just because somebody wanted to create them.

If you don't want to listen to emotions, there won't be anything in the world for you to listen to.

>>10676045
During the next few days days we texted each other more, asked about each other more. I made it clear that I was an undesirable guy but she didn't mind, she told me more about herself and a clearer picture emerged. She wants to graduate soon, she's looking for a relationship but also wants to meet new people.

She didn't mind who I was and said that she could tell I was a good person. I finally became more comfortable with the idea of actually meeting her. And so...we scheduled a date on Friday at 2:30pm.

>>10676042
>>10676045
I'm really confused, are you making this shit up as you go or are you telling us your life story?

>>10676057
It's pasta I guess

>>10676055
And so Friday came and went. I woke up early, got my car ready and put on my best clothes. And so my journey began. It was a 45 minute drive but my mind was full of questions. Even if she was real, what would I do? Will I fuck this up and end up with a miserable failure of a first date experience because of my berndness and assburger? I've also read the stories about bad first dates and now this became my greatest fear. It was no longer whether she was real or a fake, but whether I could get through this without being a complete embarassment.

>>10676057

No it's real I just typed it out beforehand.

>>10676064
Finally I got to my destination, found a place to park my car and started walking close by to our meeting place. She wanted to watch a movie and we agreed to that, after that we would go to a coffee house and talk. I got there at 2:40pm, now a bit calmer and no longer caring what was going to happen anymore. Whatever happens, at least I tried.

>>10676068
>>>/kc/

>>10676073
It didn't take long to realize that this was a popular dating spot for couples. There were quite a few of them around there just simply talking and hugging. Now I finally felt relaxed and no longer worried about a potential robbery. I was also glad that I didn't bring my gun because there were actual guards armed with Glocks in the area too patrolling around. While waiting I saw one of them approach a hobo who promptly left the area when he saw the guards.

>>10675930
>shitskin

drop her bro

Please stop spamming the thread with your shitty kopipe.

>>10676086
15 agonizing minutes passed by. I was beginning to wonder...what if she got cold feet and stood me up? Oh well, at least I tried.

And then...I saw her. She didn't notice me at first because I was busy taking pictures. But I saw her first, she was the only black girl in the area and right after arriving she texted me. She was here.

Holy fucking shit, she was REAL!

>>10676068
Am I gonna be able to jerk off to this thing or what?

Bumping for good feels.

>>10676092
I walked up to her and waved, she saw me and smiled, said "Hi anon, sorry I'm late!". All I could say was..."Oh my god, you actually came..."

I had a real assburger moment here. I introduced myself with a handshaked. She looked at it weirdly but laughed and shook my hand. But she was calm, relaxed, happy and was clearly confident, easily able to engage in casual conversation. We went inside the theater, we each paid our own ticket, I asked her what movie she wanted to watch and we agreed to watch this horror movie called "Mama".

>>10676103
We went to the movie theater and she was still calmly engaging in small talk. I kept as calm as I could because, remember, I have NEVER done this before. The last time I had actually talked to a girl this long was in high school almost 10 years ago.

>>10676103
I love you. Keep shitting this shit thread up. I wish accel was on this thread 24/7.

These people are disgusting.

>>10676110
She was really at ease the whole time, I don't know how she does it but she was able to maintain a conversation without any real awkward pauses. We talked about what kind of movies we liked, she didn't really like horror movies but she wanted to see this for a change, we made casual talk about her clothes, her studies, etc. etc. To be honest she did most of the talking, and thank god because I was still pretty nervous at that point and would've made the whole thing awkward if she expected me to talk more. This went on for around 15 minutes while we waited for the movie to start, all the while she even touched my leg when I said something that made her laugh.

>>10676116


Holy fucking shit. A girl TOUCHED me! At that point I started grinning like an idiot and started to feel more at ease. I know many of you said that going on a first date at the movies wasn't going to work, but it did in our case because we came about 30 minutes early, which gave us time to talk to each other and relax.

>>10676103
>seeing a horror movie on the first date
dayum

>>10676124
Damn man, how much longer is this gonna drag on?

>>10676116
She wants that dick tho

>>10676124
The movie went on for almost two hours and well...it wasn't that good. It's about two girls who survive in the woods alone for 5 years until they are found again and reunited with relatives. The mystery is how they survived and it turns out some ghost of a dead woman named "Mama" took care of them. "Mama" then turns violent towards the girl's relatives as she wants to keep them for herself, and in the end she drags one of the girls away for herself.

Mmm, she was disappointed too, we could both agree to that. But hey, I told her next time we should watch something else and she agreed. At that point it was around 6pm now and dark at night.

>>10676137
As agreed we walked to the coffee shop she was talking about, an older, traditional style house that was made into a coffee shop, had a really nice relaxed setting and not that many people there. Now it was time for the actual date to begin.

We both ordered lattes and sat together in a table to finally talk more about each other. She explained quite a bit about herself, everything she had texted to me previously was true, she lived in the area with her mom and sister. She worked 3 jobs as well as studying in the local college which is why her text messages took so long to arrive. She was a VERY active girl, she also exercised a lot, loved dogs and owned a great dane and a chihuahua, she loved to sew, she wanted to be a psychologist, she loved to cook as well but watched her weight, she doesn't really know anything about videogames but says she plays Call of Duty, she loved reading authors that I have never heard of, etc. etc.

Any milk fans here?

>>10676137
Fucken great,I'm happy for you.reminds me of the time I went and meet on a blind date..but please continue

>>10676147
fug her imouto

>>10676143
I am a big milk fan

I wish I could save up enough to go across the country to watch her cosplay in person and maybe get an autograph.

>>10676147
Sadly, this is where problems started. Now, I do consider myself a good listener but there was a problem here. She talks...a lot. Fortunately there were only few awkward moments but I could get the conversation going by asking more questions about her. And to make matters worse, it was clear that we had very little in common. We were complete, polar opposites. She was an outgoing, active girl who never wasted time and always did something, either sports, drama, playing music, painting, etc. I was a loser who spends 12 to 14 hours a day on the internet, but I kept quiet about that and was able to tell her less embarrassing details about my life that could keep the conversation going.

>>10676147
congrats on the date, keep trying bro. if you like her than go for it. This thread gave me hope

>>10676165
dont u no physics bro? opposites attract

she is probably one of those serial-std murderers.

you're fucked mate.

>>10676165
he most interesting part of the conversation though where I could talk the most was when I finally asked her why the hell did she even contact me in the first place. Well, she thought I was cute. And that from what she could tell in my texts to her that I was a nice guy and that she wanted to help me too. But she was also a lonely girl, most of her friends were working full time jobs and it was getting harder for them to hang out more as they were getting older. She also made it clear that she was a very self-sufficient, no-nonsense girl who was more focused on her studies and that wasn't desperate for a boyfriend and loved meeting new people, which was good.

Well, we talked for 3 hours. I was able to make her laugh and complement her several times that she loved. It was tiring, but I still enjoyed it regardless, but she was getting tired and said she had to go home early at 9pm. I walked her back to her car, she said she had a great time, and that we can see each other again on another date next time. And finally, we hugged and said goodbye.

That's the very first time I've ever been hugged by a girl. The VERY first time. I was just standing in a daze and waved her goodbye as she drove off.

>>10676165
That's how my last Dating experience went..went on 3 dates and last date we kissed..knowing we were just friends and that it wouldn't go to far the next week she texted saying it wasn't going to work out and we stopped talking all together.I still think of what I could of done different.but at least it was fun though so just keep your head up,there's always someone else.if she didn't stop talking to me I wouldn't of fell in love again with my ex which I couldn't regret now

>>10676165
And so I drove back home into the night, mulling the events of the past 6 hours overall evaluating it as a success. After all, I had achieved my primary objective of going on a date with a real girl. The date didn't end awkwardly, she enjoyed being with me and said that we could meet each other again. I did it, I have finally found a girl to talk to!

It was a great experience overall, I gained the confidence of knowing that I can go on a date now. She asked me how often I went on dates and when I told her she was my first, she smiled and blushed. I have a problem of low self esteem but she's really boosted that up now. If it went well with her, then it might go well for other girls as well, but now I had to start looking for others too.

the end

the beginning

Well OP that was a nice story. I hope you see this as an opportunity to improve as a person.

>>10676194
-5/5

>>10676206
>op

oops I fucked up,tehee!

great weather tonight

I think I might go for a walk.

>RealFeel

>>10676251
>>10676262
>that RealFeel® when no milky gf

>>10676278
I wish milk would tell me how much she hates me and how pathetic I am so I could stop thinking about her

>>10676190
What does it look like when a black girl blushes?

>tfw I have a kawaii japanese friend who is helping me learn Japanese

:3

My addiction for space adventures is hindering my art but at this point I'm so numb that the only joy I get is watching ships fly over the moon...

I guess I must have depression after all.

>>10676307
That would just turn me on more DDD:
>>10676164
>>10676143
I made this for you~

>>10676442
ships don't exist dude it's just science fiction

>>10676251
Okay, I'm going for walk. Wish me luck, /jp/.

>>10676449
At least greyscale/levels her face onto there, d00d.

>>10676488
>>10676251
the feel is too high, don't go

I wish I lived in a city where I could go for late night walks. I live in the country and only have a highway to travel down and fields to cross (which would irritate the local farmers)

I spent almost all day at my aunt's house, same as the last two days. My mom had surgery and is staying there, so I've been visiting every day to see if she needs me to bring anything to her.

Today while I was sitting in the front room one of them started showing me how far she could stretch, eventually showing me how she can do the splits. Watching her bend down to touch her toes, I could not help but start to think lewdly of her. For the next hour or so she just kind of sat around me telling me stuff, showing me her Rubik's cube, and eventually I made some paper airplanes and gave her one (because another cousin was making them but he can't make them very well, and I used to make them as a child).

Afterwards I went to pick up a pizza that my aunt had ordered. After eating she again was sitting in the front room, this time in a nightgown, occasionally spreading her legs completely, leaving her panties completely exposed. I could not help but look and I could feel myself becoming aroused but I managed to avoid an erection. After that another cousin was sitting in my lap with an iPad, and the cousin in the nightgown came to watch, putting her face really close to mine. I looked over at her and I could feel myself blush.

Almost every time I see her, whether it be at her house or at family gatherings, I can't help but admire her. There's also another cousin who's almost as cute, is a bit younger, and whose hair is really soft.

Sometimes I feel a bit guilty for looking at her panties, but they're just there, and I'm a very attentive person so naturally I'd notice. This kind of thing is fine, right? Thinking cousins are really cute is normal, right?

>>10675247
That's perfectly normal. Usually, it just means you took a thick, hard dump and it ripped your ass tissue a little bit, causing it to bleed.

This is pretty weather
http://forecast.io/

I want to do something fun today ;_;
That doesn't involve going out.
What should I do?

>>10676804
I like to go for night walks, where I live it's pretty quiet and no one ever bothers me.

downloading Tsukihime and staying indoors again.
I think I,m turning into a Hiki i_i
>>10677651
fap

>>10677631
If it's bright red it could be an internal hemorrhoid, but it's nothing harmful. You should get it checked out if it's a darker colour, though.

How do you eat this muffin? It's all crumbs now.

>>10677726

>>10677728
I usually eat muffins with a fork or a spoon

>>10677728
>>>/soc/

>>10675119
How is it possible to hold 2 months worth of food in your intestines? Shouldn't you have died a month ago?

>>10675890
Illness (physical).

His belly is probably swollen up and round.

If you were to slice him open the smell would be indescribable

>>10675871
I can't figure out where this is from. Any help, please?

>>10675119
You're full of shit, liar. No one can survive that long.

I had a friend in high school that only shit twice a month or so he claimed.

I'm very bored and I have nothing to do cause I finished all the games I was playing through. What movie should I watch?

>>10675157
you not gonna die vomiting baka.
It's a lot worse than that, your stomach is break apart inside your body.

I'm always so fucking mad

I'm so bitter I feel it eating away at my brain

But I can't stop

>>10679056
>You're full of shit
Literally.

Not him but I don't poop very often. Maybe once a week?

>>10675119

you must have stones in your tummy now, your asshole will be obliterated if you ever shit again.

>>10679200
Take a chill pill.

>>10679200

you need a good ass-fuck.

>>10679228
A girl once noted that I look upset all the time and said I wouldn't be so angry if I got laid. Then she and her friends laughed.

It didn't help.

>>10679237

thats why its better never display angry emotions, you won't win sympathy from strangers and will be laugh/avoided at minimum.

>>10679203
I'm like that and it's not really healthy, though it's normal for some people.

>>10679247
You say that like I can help it.

>>10675930

>desperate attempt

never, ever display you are desperate, you poor retarded.

>>10679266
go to a doctor or therapist scrub.

>>10679266

If you don't control yourself, who will?

>that feel when my dad comes home and lectures me for an hour about my NEET life

I've been living the neet life for 8 years. Living off welfare bucks in my own apartment.

>>10679338
I've been living the NEET life for 10 months. Living in my parents' basement.

>>10679326
I know that feeling, but please don't misuse the quote feature.

>>10679338
I filed for SSI and am awaiting approval. I'm a little scared that they may cut me off if I buy anything besides food.

>>10679357
But that's how feels are expressed.

to the guy with the intense constipation:

one word. Enema. Seriously. Just do a thorough one every week or so and you'll be gold.

The only reason I bother with these threads is I believe its one of the few places left on the internet to find people more pathetic than I am. The hard part is weeding through the normals and college kids to find them.

>>10679562
That's pretty pathetic.

>>10679562
Guess what, doing that makes you more pathetic than them.

Got another call for a job interview. I'd really prefer to just stay home and lose myself in some VNs, but I might as well give it a try since I've come this far. I'm not even sure what I'd use the money for, aside from insurance and possibly school if I decide to go back.

>>10679629
Ganbatte anon. Working is rough but you might actually meet a nice person or two that'll make it less awful. Like having to work Saturdays too.

>>10679562
You should leave and just gawk at homeless on the streets then. With NEETs there's still a chance they might be from a privileged background and either have all the money they need or can get a nice job in a flash thanks to connections.

I was crossboarding on /tv/ for a while and there was a thread about NEET films. Nobody could give a recommendation about a film that's primarily about NEETs, it kind of made me realize that there's really no stand-out films about NEETs and their lifestyle.

How would you write a screenplay about NEETs? I'm somewhat inspired to do it.

>>10679764
There's a bunch of documentaries and new blurbs on NEETs and hiki (aka truNEET). The old BBC doc on hikis was bretty good. As for hiki films there's:
Now I...
Left Handed (black/white)
Tamago
Not a film but Welcome to the NHK is the essential classic.

>>10679835
Thank you for the recommendations. I've already watched Welcome to the NHK, but I'll definitely check out the films. Can you give me the date of release for "Now I...?"

>>10679726
I think he means how, despite our often immaculate purity, we seem rotten to the core. Others can perceive us as not fully human, as animals, or some kind of monsters. And all that just for not being social alone. And that's hurtful.

>>10679932
2007

>>10680065
We don't know what kind of ranking system he's using though and what culture he's from. In this part of Murrica a well-off but secluded NEET bumming off parents is actually considered to be of a higher social standing than homeless people and/or welfare queens who are perceived as being dangerous and a terrible drain on state resources.

I can't stop eating oh shit

I'm gonna be a fatty soon

Goodnight /jp/

>>10680743
Goodnight cutie

i feel sick
my is body is hot, my head aches, i feel my stomach rumbling and its like im gonna puke

I find these threads really stressful, so many people!
Can someone join me on omegle with "/jp/" as a tag?

I spent all day making something for /jp/, but there's no original content thread up.

Haven't slept all night long. Setting a kettle on a stove for the third time already, because I don't notice it boiling in time before the water in it gets vaporized completely. Yesterday I spent half of all of my money to connect to the internet via my old shitty modem. I can't even browse boards with that thing properly, it makes me seethe in anger while I'm waiting for every single pic and icon to show up properly. It sucks so much I wish I didn't have it at all. Slowly yet steadily downloading Moon visual novel alongside with Muv-Luv Altered Fable to read it in my own pace when I feel like it.