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10663838 No.10663838 [Reply] [Original]

Tehee~

>> No.10663864

Please cover me with your web

>> No.10663867
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I want to lick her navel

>> No.10663871

>>10663867
you can get sick, she's a dangerous youkai not a cute girl

>> No.10663874

>>10663867
Aww, I wanna fuck her belly.

>> No.10663875
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>>10663871
She's cute enough for me

>> No.10663889
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10663889

Yamame is a good girl.

>> No.10663931
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Go ahead..

>> No.10663942

>>10663875
Enjoy your STDs.

>> No.10664009

>>10663931
That looks comfy as hell, but I'm afraid it'll eat me if I try to wear it! What do I do?

>> No.10664024

>>10663871
>>10663942
But she's a nice girl, she doesn't harm humans.

>> No.10664069
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>> No.10664101
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>> No.10664178

>>10663874
How do you do that

>> No.10670098
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Heh.

>> No.10670121

>>10663867
ugly spider bitch

fuck spiders

>> No.10670161
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>>10670121
Fuck you, mate. I'll hook you in the mouth, I swear on my mother.

>> No.10670163

>>10670121
Afraid of spiders? What a subhuman.

>> No.10670176

>>10670161
oi shut ur fuckin gob m8. nobody likes spider twats

>> No.10670194
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Why do people hate spiders? They're cute

>> No.10670214

>>10670194
They are afraid of them, because they are weaklings.

>> No.10670216
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>>10670194
because this

>> No.10670222

Spider is dangerous animal. It will enter your mouth while you're asleep and lay eggs inside you. Little spiders will then eat you from the inside and you will feel much pain and die soon.

>> No.10670236

>>10670216
I'm going to cry

>> No.10670251

>>10670222
no, spiders don't do that, they are civilized people

if a spider happens to enter your mouth it's purely by accident because he confused it with his cavehome.
he would leave as soon as he realized he's mistake and no spider is rude enough to leave kids or shit or other unpleasant things behind

>> No.10670252

>>10670222
dribs gonfirm :DD

In reality it's not true.

>> No.10670254

>Arachnophobic
>Have a cute 2hu over for dinner one night
>See a Wriggle in the kitchen
>Oh god the 2hu I brought home is going to think I'm disgusting
>Yamame darts out from under the cabinets and grabs the Wriggle
>I freak out and go to stomp on her
>She looks up at me
>I hesitate
>She pulls the Wriggle under the counter and kills it for me
>Alright, fine, she can stay
>She killed bugs for me all year. Hell, she killed other spiders for me too
>I would drop bits of meat on the floor for her to eat
>We became fast friends
>Dark and stormy night
>Burglars break into my flat
>Tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun and points it at my face
>Prepared to die
>Look up
>Yamame is on the ceiling
>Drops onto burglar's face, bites his eye
>Burglar freaks out and starts flailing around
>I grab the gun
>2hu Girlfriend calls the cops
>Police come, arrest burglars
>I spend the next day looking for Yamame
>No sign of her
>Check her home, see a pile of roaches she killed and wrapped up, never ate them just killed them for me
>Yamame gave her life for me
>Never forget

>> No.10670265

>>10670254
Shit, I've thought of multiple possible replies to this comment but I can't decide which one I should use.

Anyway, nice memetxt story.

>> No.10670266
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Spiders are a highly diverse branch of life. While it's perfectly reasonable to dislike certain aggressive and dangerous species, the vast majority of spiders are extremely beneficial to us.

It's racist to hate all spiders just because of the occasional nasty one.

>> No.10670275

>>10670254
But how did the cute 2hu die?

>> No.10670284

>>10670254
>>10670275
I bet the "cute" 2hu is an ugly bitch like Remilia

>> No.10670289

>>10670266
fuck you disinfo agent, you ain't fooling me

every spider deserves to fucking burn

>> No.10670296

>>10670289
the brainwashing is strong in this faggot

>> No.10670304

>>10670296
>spiderfag damage control

your species is shit

I go out of my way to kill every spider I see

deal with it

>> No.10670311

>>10670304
Of course, that's the thing brainwashed retarded subhumans, such as you, do.

>> No.10670318
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>>10670311
upset spiderfag?

my spider genocide will never end

let the tears flow

>> No.10670329
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10670329

I fapped to Yamame today

>> No.10670338

>>10670318
And as expected, the retarded subhuman ends up resorting to the "u upset lel" statement. So predictable.

>> No.10670344

>>10670338
it's ok spiderbitch. Every time you respond I add another spider to my kill list. :3

>> No.10670359

>>10670344
And, mentally restrained being?

>> No.10670362

it's like I'm really on /v/

>> No.10670370
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7/10 on the touhometer

>> No.10670375

>>10670359
it means ur a faget

>> No.10670381

>>10670375
ok kid

>> No.10670411
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10670411

Spider tits

>> No.10670637

>>10670329
never stop.

>> No.10670697
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>>10670161

>> No.10670778

>>10670329
link?

>> No.10670782

>>10670411
Spiders aren't mamals,
They do not have mamaries.
So spidertits do not exist. That image is fake.

>> No.10670803
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>>10670782
She's not a spider, she's a tsuchigumo

>> No.10670842

>>10670803
You can't blame him, though, since that other moron said spider tits instead of tsuchigumo tits.

>> No.10670874

>>10670803
Where can I find this "tsuchimono"?

>> No.10670894
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>> No.10671001
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Yamame a cute

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Would you probe her carapace with your sperm coated pedipalp?

>> No.10671042
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>>10671026
My what?

>> No.10671052

>>10671026
you lost me

>> No.10671062

>>10671052
>>10671042
I think he's asking if you would fuck her. Not sure tho

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>>10671062
I don't believe that's appropriate discussion.

>> No.10671088

>>10671042
Eyes too big, nose and mouth too small.
Far too much hair.
Also, head is too big for the rest of her body.

>> No.10671142

>>10671088
like u could do bettr u gays bitch rofl

>> No.10671182
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>>10671142
I don't need to.
Perfection already exists.

>> No.10671188

>>10671182
where r her knees lol

>> No.10671203

>>10671188
Believe it or not, that's actually a knee long skirt.
You don't see her knees because they're under her skirt.

>> No.10671441 [SPOILER] 
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>>10664178
First you lick her belly and make sure it's slippery
enough, then you fuck it.

Easy as one two three.

>> No.10671453

>>10671441
GODDAMNIT, WHERE DID I PUT MY SHOE!

>> No.10671477
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>>10670411
I want to drink her milk

>> No.10671483

>>10671441
Now that's a 2hu. <3

>> No.10671505

>>10671203
damn her calves are long as fuck

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>> No.10671998

>>10671441
cute

>> No.10672021
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>>10671441

KILL IT WITH FIRE IMMEDIATELY!

>> No.10672052
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>> No.10672795
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10672795

Cutest Yamame

>> No.10672833

>>10670329
Don't do that anymore.

>> No.10672867

>>10671441
Cute.

>> No.10672889

>>10671441
>
moe :3

>> No.10672900
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>> No.10672907

I'm scared of spiders but Yama would protect me.

>> No.10672942
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If you get in close enough, she may be harmless.

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>> No.10673437

>>10672942
Are you crazy? The closer you get to a spider, the more dangerous it becomes.

>> No.10673460
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>>10673437
Maybe you haven't tried getting close enough.

>> No.10675870

attention, remember to treat nicely your friendly home spider

>> No.10676831

>>10675870
Yeah, you never know when it'll become a youkai.

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>>10676831
If you treated it nice enough maybe the cute youkai girl she turned into will love you.

I know what I'm fantasizing about tonight.

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>> No.10678134

fuck it, i have lost all my yamames

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>> No.10681730 [DELETED] 

>>10663838
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>> No.10681736
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>> No.10684420
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One sexy spider

>> No.10689744
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>>10684340
not that again

>> No.10689779
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>>10689763
Hey, it wasn't that sad.

>> No.10689787

>>10689779
you have no heart

>> No.10689825

Worst dress
worst hair
worst accessory
worst 2hu

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>>10689787
I have, but it has been broken for a long time now.

I just want to die.

>> No.10689860

Of all the touhous, she is the most improved when drawn by someone besides ZUN.

>> No.10689899

>>10689848
i can help with that, where do you live?

>> No.10689921
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Yamame a greatest.

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All this love for Yamame is delightful.

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