/jp/ - Otaku Culture

HOLY SHIT

THATS 1 EPIC
FREUDIAN SLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111eleventyone

luv a laff and a half

I am LOLin-ess if u know what I mean. xD

>>10666499
> loliness
Ｎｉｃｅ　ｊｏｋｅ！

I wish I was alone

>>10666499
You just deal with it. You keep hoping by applying yourself in life. I am kind of lonely at this point in my life. I understand life, but my fucking hormones and thirst for a beautiful woman's touch is gripping my immortally erect penis. It's hard to deal with /jp/.

I wish I could feel alone again. I do everything anyways under the assumption that the internet will judge me.
I wish I could do things only for my sake again.

>>10666829
I wish you were dead.

>>10666499
here OP, have my fortune...I won't be needing it.

have an akari onahole
life is good

What does loneliness feel like? I'm alone for most of my time but I've only felt boredom when things don't go right.

I bitch for a hikikomori board in /q/,.

>>10666851
it's when you start thinking how SUPER FUN not being lonely is
then think how SUPER SAD being lonely is

repeat 100 times

sooner or later u gonna cry

oh, and don't forget to imagine stuff while you're at it. when you think about "SUPER FUN FRIENDS" imagine a bunch of happy people, if they are the people you can relate too it's even better
and every time you think about "SUPER SAD ALONE" don't forget to imagine your future, add forgotten grave, dying alone, getting old etc., whatever makes you feel unpleasant

>>10666844
I wish you would love me like I love you.

>>10666867
I don't understand that at all

I wish I had a cute underage under 15 boyfriend.

>>10666872
okay so in simpler terms

if you don't feel lonely
THEN FORCE YOURSELF TO FEEL LONELY

everyone does it
super paper man

>>10666867

how could i ever feel lonely when i have /jp/?

I prefer being alone. I am not comfortable living with other people because I can't do as I wish.
I used to feel lonely whey I was younger, actually I probably was just horny.

>>10666879
<GOOOD>!!!
THATS THE SPIRIT!
THIS GUY GETS IT!

1. Think how happy you are you have /jp/
2. Then think how sad it is you don't have real friends
3. Then think how sad it is you can't be on /jp/ 24/7
4. PROFIT! LONELY! FUN!

also if point 3 is not enough then do the following
a)get on /jp/
b)think how you love /jp/
c)find the worst thread on the front page..the one you hate the most
v
d)double profit!! DOUBLE FUN!

You just wait until the loliness wears off somehow.

>>10666878
i'll be your cute under 15 boyfriend

>>10666872
Could it be lack of empathy, or simply lack of comparison?

Here's an example, I'm deathly afraid of this scenario: Had a dream I was an old man (60's white haired), I'm sitting in a small, washed out room by a window drinking out of a mug when an old radio next to me suddenly goes off. It starts playing a happy medley song, a quartet of women singing about "Autumn Girls".

>>10666887
>3. Then think how sad it is you can't be on /jp/ 24/7

But that isn't true

>>10666893
Stop jackin' off to kids 24/7 and get some shuteye, giganerd.

>>10666888
It's not the same since you're an adult.

>>10666892
Alright now I think you're trying to confuse me on purpose

Make sure to take care of the essentials, /jp/.

Get plenty of rest but not too much, about 7 to 9 hours of sleep a night will suffice and make sure you sleep in complete darkness. Get at least 15 minutes of exposure to sunlight every day to absorb some healthy Vitamin D. Not getting enough of that often leads to the blues. Eat plenty of fiber and fruits and vegetables so that your digestive system runs smoothly. Don't forget to exercise too, something close to 45 minutes a day is all you need to do.

And most importantly, be consistent! Keep your circadian rhythm well oiled by eating, sleeping, and exercising at about the same times every day. If you take care of the necessities then everything else just falls into place.

I cut myself while listening to linkin' park and my chemical romance.

>>10666893
Yes
think that it isn't true

and then realize that our bodies and minds are SOOOO LIMITED and it's IMPOSSIBLE for us to be 24/7 online for a long period of time

then get sad and lonely and cake

speaking of cake, don't forget to MINDLESSLY EAT A LOT every time you feel lonely or sad, it will double the effect!

>>10666900
Well if you're not getting it then perhaps it's for the best anon.

>>10666890
If my loliness ever wore off I would kill myself.

>>10666899
no im not

>>10666907
Damn, that's almost as dark than my soul.

>>10666925
but not even half as dark as my anus!

>>10666925
>almost as dark than my soul

>>10666925
>>10666933
My soul is the darkest here. It's not said in competition or jokingly. It's just the dark cold truth of this matter.

>>10666925
I wasn't always like this. I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Laugh until you're not lonely anymore.

>>10666940

WITHOUT LOVE I WOULD BE BLIND!!!

>>10666948
I WOULD BE DEAD!

>>10666905

best advice. your body is a machine, sadness occurs when you mistreat it.

>>10666944
That message was like a bullet that was shot directly toward me. It penetrated my skin and proceeded to crawl within it. These wounds, they will not heal.

>>10666940
Look anon, I mind my own business.

>>10666930
Well then I'll make it even darker!

>>10666948
>>10666954

>>10666957
it reminds me of a traumatic experience from my childhood when my dad shoot a bullet in my anus and shit flew out it was dark and impure just like me

I've become so numb

Get a dog or have online male friends that you can play video games with.

Don't even think about a girlfriend, it will make you feel worse. Real companionship comes from platonic friendship between men or a man and man's best friend (the dog)

>>10666969
What a coincidence. I'm feeling so faithless, lost under the surface.

>>10666971
what if I am trans
or a woman

does that mean I can never have friends?

IM SOOO LONLEY FCK

>>10666969
Are you comfortably numb though? Or twistingly frustratingly numb?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpzxf_flm8M

>>10666969
I'm just a ghost. I can't hurt you anymore

Well, at least we have /jp/. Somewhere I belong.

i thought this was a loli thread.

you guys suck

>>10667006
dude you replied to me twice in two different threads stop stalking me

>>10666995
I'm breaking the habit tonight

>>10666995
fuck, autist
diarrhea, plastic

>>10666993
None of us belong anywhere. We're all living in a conformist world and because we have fallen out of favor of the conformists, we are not allowed to be anything. I feel so numb, but that's alright, because false feelings are for conformists anyway.

tumbs up and subscribe if u stil cry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

>>10667009
But I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real. I wanna let go of the pain I’ve felt so long.

>>10667012
He loves you anon.

Won't you return that pure love? What are you, gay?

>>10667012
okay, stopping
orange, dead

>>10667031

♫♫if you have to Len
i wish you would justt Len
b/c your presence still Lenfreds here....
it wont Len me alone.

these wound wont seems to heal.
these pain is juts 2real.
theres just to much time cannot erase♫♫

Linkin' Park thread?

Talk to people on omegle

It doesn't help

>>10666499
Tell her to get off.

>>10667085

lenken park
lol

I love how /jp/ never says "woah how edgy", they don't say it, they make varius posts, just to make fun of you

Spin so fast you make afterimages.


>You just wait until the loliness wears off somehow.

This. Goddamn we humans can truly get used to anything.


At first it hurt, yeah. But after a few years I started to enjoy being alone, and found that only when I'm alone I could really be at peace. It's boring, but I came to love the peacefulness and monotony that solitude grants me. Changes in my daily life stress me now.

And it's not that I hate all people, I do love the work and the products of human imagination, otherwise I wouldn't spend most of my time browsing the net.

And it's not bad at all having someone to talk or to play with sometimes, but after that I just want to be left alone.

It's just that human relations are such a tiring hassle. And it's hard to find someone who shares your perspective of things, and of values... being your perspective formed in isolation, that's it.

You come to value certain things like loyalty and respect a lot more, and tend to demand the same amount of compromise from others that just aren't interested into wasting such amount of effort.

And that's why I turn to the web when I want someone to "talk" with, because I can just walk away when I want to, without the social consequences this would bring "IRL".


Well, I wonder if someday that feeling of loneliness will come haunt me again as I grow older. I hope not.


Thanks for reading my sleep-induced rambling, I'll read yours as always, comrades.

>>10667090

>'N shit
>broham

pls no

>>10667126
dunno about others but im having a blast shitposting

i even forgot about the op

I crush it back