/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Self-diagnose, then die.

Kill yourself to end the suffering.

Post about it on /jp/

>>10658802
>>10658799
Dont listen to those assholes, OP!
I will take care of you!

Drink lots of water and eat some simple meals like toast or rice.

Have your neighbor treat you in exchange for sexual favors.

>>10658805
What's your professional medical advice, anon-sama? I can't afford a 3d doctor.

>>10658806
>going to /jp/
>Not only eating rice because of japanophilia
who ARE you?

>>10658797

Call a neighbour for help.
My uncle was 45 and a beta virgin who lived alone.
He died from pneumonia because he suffered alone in his apartment without asking for help or calling an ambulance for a whole week.

And that was a dumb way to die.
Please, don't let that happen to you.

Its low blood circulation due to not geting enough excercise. Either get more excercise or indulge in red wine which improves blood circulation.

Source: me, who is a shut-in freelance animator

>>10658806
>toast or rice

God you're fucking stupid, and I hope OP isn't stupid enough to not know he should drink plenty of water even when you're not sickly.

You know those pictures with the dude who died in his chair, had laid there for 3+ months and just turned to a big, dry human raisin?

gon b u

I have tooth abscess since I was 13 but I could never afford a dentist.

>>10658823
At least he didn't bother anyone while he was alive.

do you have any other symptoms?

>>10658837
Throw up a lot, drink a lot of mildly salted water, and sleep a lot.

>>10658831
Uneasy stomach, dizzy, vomiting, cold, tired.

>>10658825
Are your parents destitute or some shit?

>>10658837
I'm not going to sugar-coat it kid, you're going to die, probably within the next two days.

kill yourself bitchblood

>>10658825
How do you get an abscess in your tooth? I've had one on my back and it hurt like hell, so I lanced it with a pocket knife.

>>10658842
Yeah, they're basically NEETs who leeched their entire life. We ended up homeless a couple of times, too.

>>10658819
How about chicken noodle soup?

I've been wondering about this lately. How does /jp/ deal with medical problems? Do you go to a doctor and pay with autism bux? Is /jp/ insured, or on a parent's plan? Medical bills can be financially lethal, and /jp/ isn't exactly the most healthy people in the world.

>>10658850
That's a step in the right direction yeah.

>>10658847
Cracked teeth, they get infected easily.

>>10658506
We can be sick buddies!

>>10658852
I think I can stay on my parents insurance until I'm like 26, probably depends on the policy and whatnot. I should probably figure something out, that day is fast approaching.

>>10658852
live in a civilized country where everyone can afford to go to the hospital

>>10658852
I guess we just die if it's too serious since there's no one around to notice and most tru-neets would rather die than interact with a doctor.

>>10658849
That makes me furious, I'm sorry they brought you into this world like that. I wish I could pay for you to go to the dentist but, well. At least I'm not breeding.

>>10658866
Hope you get well soon, anon-kun. If not, I'll look forward to the /jp/ blood orgy.

>>10658871
It's ok, I don't care as long as I have /jp/.

>>10658880
Dude, you're going to make me bawl.

Where are you from?

didn't go outside in over 2 years, and a kidney stone once... hurt like hell, couldn't focus on anything and just kept pacing around

like 30 hours later, after getting 30 mins of intermittent sleep, I give up.. take a shower for the first time in 5 months, try to get my hair straight and try to shave (all while still in pain), and go see a doctor

they make me wait 3 hours... pain start to subside for some reason

then get piss checked anyway, there's blood, get a scan.. there's nothing

.. it just passed by itself, and I went there for nothing

I wish I had a cute /jp/ boyfriend to dote me when I am sick.

>>10658882
Italy.

>>10658886
That's why I'd never bother going to see a doctor.

>>10658886
There are natural remedies for Kidney Stones to make it easier to pass them.

>>10658864

Better get that dealt with, insurance companies are ruthless. Trying to get coverage can be a nightmare.

>>10658865

>civilized country where everyone can afford to go to the hospital

I wish America was that country. Sadly, it's not.

>>10658870

>we just die if it's too serious

Yep, that's pretty much it.

>>10658891
Not sure about Italy, but I would assume (ignorantly, given) that it at least wouldn't be impossible like the US. I hope you at least give it a shot and just go in and ask for help already. How old are you now?

I hope you get better soon, OP. Please call someone if you feel you are about to faint, exercise, and try to eat healthier!

>>10658915
Public health looks like shit, I don't even want to bother trying. I'm 20. And it doesn't really bother me anymore.

>>10658928
Thanks. Will do. Right now I've been living mainly off of egg whites, shirataki noodles, and canned chicken in water.

>>10658972
What did you do with the yolks?

>>10658978
I buy the stuff that comes in milk cartons, there is no yolk.

Tell your parents!

>>10658972
I thought Italians know their shit when it comes to food.

>>10658995
I'm not Italian. The Italian is just some other guy with nasty teeth.

I have been having random chest pains and sometime one of my eye starts twitching. Don't know what it is, hope it goes away soon.

>>10659003
Either way that's not the diet of a person who don't want to die. Maybe try /ck/ for some affordable recipe, although I doubt they'll be of much help.

This is why I can never be a NEET, I just can't bring it to let myself starve.

Just die peacefully, and hopefully painlessly. What more could you ask for?

>>10659009
Your stomach adjusts after a few days. I've gone a week without eating before. The first few days were a nightmare, but after that it just felt normal.

>>10658814
that's scary.

I had pneumonia once I think when the heating was broke in my flat for weeks but I didnt want to go to the doctors but then I was outside for my weekly grocery shopping and I started coughing up blood all over the floor and someone said they had called an ambulance so I ran away and then I decided to go to a doctors a few days later.

>>10658814
That sounds like a truNEET way to go

I wonder if he drifted away peacefully

>>10658814

That's a sad story.

I have the same problem, OP. It went away after a few months. Then it comes back after a few months. I have no idea what it is, but every time it comes around I'm certain it's my time to die.

I watched some documentary where they dealt with people who had no connections to other people. It was kind of sad.

Usually they just show up a few days after the neighbors start smelling them rot and scrape them and whatever juices they left behind up and the state buries you along with some other nobodies after a priest gives a generic farewell. They even have prisoners do the digging.

Just think, you could have made thousands of posts on /jp/ and be a really interesting personality that everyone here loved but nobody would ever know as they lower your cremated remains into a mass gravesite that was just as you lived- anonymous.

>>10659045
>pneumonia
It wasn't peacefully.

>>10659060
That's pretty poetic. It doesn't seem like such a bad way to go when you word it like that. Kind of like an unsung hero. Except instead of being a hero, I'm just a person who doesn't want to bother people or people to bother me.

But that happens to everyone. Everyone gets eventually forgotten.

order some ciprofloxin and ibuprofen

>>10659077
I have ibuprofen, but I stopped taking it because my side started to hurt a lot.

>>10658886
i went to a doctor because i thought i had a testicular torsion. and it was nothing

>>10659085
Maybe you shouldnt laugh so much? My sides start to hurt sometimes when I laugh too much.
No but seriously, maybe just simply resting and drinking water is the best solution for you.

>>10659060

beautiful paragraph right there.

jp truly is the single most intelligent board on the 4chans

>>10659086
Happened to me too, only that I didn't go to the doctor and it turned to be some gastric problems, probably an ulcer or something.

>>10659093
No, it's not the same pain as from laughing. It was this horrible stagnant pain on my right side. I kept taking pain killers in hopes to fix it, but they just made it worse. Now it doesn't hurt as much.

A truNEET ignores the sickness, even if it kills him. This is the way I was brought up by my NEET elders.

>>10659101
taking too many painkillers is not good for your liver/kidneys
that's probably why your side was hurting

>>10659117
truNEET strong

It doesn't seem like OP was expecting the thread to last, but if this is a real problem you actually want help with, you need to give more information.

For example, how and what you've been eating and when did you last change your diet, your height and weight, in what situations and positions does the fainting happen, how long does it take to lose consciousness, and how does it happen; do you first lose feeling or control of some limbs, or do you wake up on the floor, and how long are you out cold on average?

Nausea and headaches suggests low blood sugar, while often fainting soon after elevating yourself quickly is a common problem with people who lack exercise.
Completely random and unpredictable fainting would be cause for alarm, as most brain-related illnesses are usually accompanied by things /jp/ wouldn't normally consider abnormal, such as extreme fatigue and impaired motor-control and speech.

Actually, yeah, it doesn't matter. If it won't kill you, you'll survive, if it kills you, it'll do that whether you know it or not.

Drink fluids and sleep more, maybe it'll go away, or you'll at least pass away in your sleep.

>>10659060
What's the name of the documentary?

>>10659132
This is OP.

I was really hoping to just open a discussion among other shut ins on how they deal with medical issues. I'm not going to see a doctor no matter what, and I don't really have anyone close I can go to about this, so I'm a bit apathetic.

As for your questions: I fainted once on the way to the bathroom to go throw up and woke up a bit later to find myself on the floor with a bruise from hitting the wall. The second time was just a bit back when I was sitting in my chair. I guess it could have very well been that I fell asleep, but I found myself on the floor afterwards and that's never happened to me before.

I don't eat much. I used to be overweight but in the past few years I've lost a lot of weight. Now I drink a lot of water daily and eat basic foods like oscar meyer turkey meat, bread, eggs and etc.

>>10659140
I'm not the person who you're replying to, but a quick google search revealed a couple titles that are similar to what he described:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreams_of_a_Life
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/watch-me-disappear

Enjoy.

>>10659161
That's a shitty diet.

>>10659169
probably not enough to cause some sort of catastrophic micronutrient deficiency, though.

Sleep a lot and try and get your fucking calories in. Thats all you can do.

I live with my parents, so my mom usually notices when I get sick and treats me. I myself ignore illnesses or most of the time simply don't notice them, since I feel like shit all the time anyway.
If I was living alone, I would probably end up dying from some illness I've ignored.

>>10658852

Mommy's insurance until I'm 23.

Healthy as hell though. I had to go to the doctor a few days ago for legal reasons even though there was nothing wrong with me, and my blood pressure was 100/70, I don't even get up out of this chair either. She wanted me to take some blood tests which I accepted. Also wanted me to take a tetnis and meningitis shot, but I declined.

They try to scare you so bad in there, acting like if I don't get these shots I'm going to get those two diseases and die right away. Said if I get ANY cut that I should hurry back and get a tetnis shot.

Are you serious? Bitch that tetnis shot has been overdue for several years and I cute myself all the time. Does this have something to do with the jews?

>>10659205

I wish I fainted all the time. It would be really nice.

>>10659209
In a bizarre way, it does feel nice. I don't know why, but I like to feel frail.

>>10659209

No you don't you.

You're naive.

>>10658852
I'm a NEET living in America so as far as my country is concerned I can die quietly rather than bother them about human rights.

I suppose I am welcome to go to an Emergency Room but they'll pop a $5000 bill in the mail by the time I make it back home later that day.

No way I can afford insurance, that shit starts at like $50 a month. I wish I could go to a shrink and get on some of the pills and go knows I could use some glasses.

>>10659212
Yes, that's the feeling. Just complete helplessness. Falling into an abyss, tasting void. Extreme instances of this definitely feels like being on some sort of drug.

>>10659216

I'm in the same boat dude. Just wait, the older you get, the worse it gets.

>>10659057
It's the ending to a lot of 4channers.

>>10658814
He didn't call for help because he didn't want any.

I, at least, respect that.

This thread makes me worry about what happens to my corpse after I die.
I don't want it just lying around and being disgusting in my apartment for who knows how long.

>>10659422
you can buy a coffin and sleep in one so that if you do die alone you can just die in that coffin!

>>10659060
>Just think, you could have made thousands of posts on /jp/ and be a really interesting personality that everyone here loved but nobody would ever know as they lower your cremated remains into a mass gravesite that was just as you lived- anonymous.
It's reality. It's what people want. Everything is built by man.

If that's somehow relevating for you, you have a lot of maturing to do. You've only scraped the surface of what has inspired great writers throughout the history.

This globe is nothing but a collection of individuals doing whatever.

Be good and the world will look bad. Act like a harmful gimp and your destiny will seem well-earned.

The world tolerates incredible amounts of injustice as long as it's aimed at sufficiently irrelevant people. Disinterest is the mechanism that makes it possible.

From Wikipedia:

"Media coverage relating to schizophrenia tends to revolve around rare but unusual acts of violence. Furthermore, in a large, representative sample from a 1999 study, 12.8% of Americans believed that individuals with schizophrenia were "very likely" to do something violent against others, and 48.1% said that they were "somewhat likely" to. Over 74% said that people with schizophrenia were either "not very able" or "not able at all" to make decisions concerning their treatment, and 70.2% said the same of money management decisions."

"Individuals with severe mental illness including schizophrenia are at a significantly greater risk of being victims of both violent and non-violent crime. On the other hand, schizophrenia has sometimes been associated with a higher rate of violent acts, although this is primarily due to higher rates of drug use."

All of this makes people incredibly receptive for fear mongering. Every single great nation in this world is ruled through fear - there has not been a single exception in history.

>>10658797
>I've been fainting a lot
That's kind of cute. You're like a faint and delicate princess.

I just generally feel like shit when I'm sick.

>>10659449
In children's stories, fearlesness is presented as an admirable thing. In reality, people hate and fear fearlesness more than anything else. If you read pop psychology, you will notice that one thing gets always brought up: sociopaths have a malfunctioning fear mechanism.

Stormy relationships stay functional because people are afraid of being in this world "alone".

People go to war and slaughter each other _before the enemy manages to try it first_.

>>10659422
What kind of attitude is that?

I read about a guy in New York who was left in his apartment for years after he died. You should aim to beat that record. Also, if you can make it at least six months without being discovered, you're bound to get some sort of news article when they finally find you. You'll be famous!

>>10659460
>You'll be famous!
herpa derp derp

>>10659460
But imagine how disgusting clean up would be. I don't want to be such an inconvenience.

>>10659474
If you keep your apartment extremely dry (with a dehumidifier, maybe) your corpse might just dessicate instead of rotting.