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My life would be about the same except I'd be an average Japanese high school student.

>>10655270
No. Being a nip would be suffering.

No.

Do girls in Japan not get bullied for having cute things?

Where I lived the girls were like boys and bullied girls who liked cute things.

yes i really want to eat some authentic japanese food. ive had real chinese food before when i was a kid. my mouth waters when i just think about it

>¿Donde esta baño?

>>10655270

I would love to re-do my high school years with the attitude and knowledge I have now, but certainly not in Japan.

>>10655294
i think we would all like to redo things in life

>>10655306
Enjoy having a dog try to bite off your erect penis.

Yea, I'd fall down a well and hook up with silver haired hottie. Fight demons and explore undiscovered mystical lands. Fuck yeah!

Is this Erin?

>>10655298
トイレはどこですか

No, my life would probably be a lot worse. I'm really glad I didn't go to a public mixed sex high school.

I doubt it.

>be a cute japanese school girl
>be too cute
>unintentionally steal all the boyfriends
>get bullied
>become a truHIKKI NEET
>earn money by streaming my feet while i play games

You know that the reason high school anime is popular, is because its actually NOTHING like real life high school, right?

>¿Donde esta el baño?

Stupid japs "esta" goes with á there

Maybe I could move to japan and become a supaingo teacher.

>>10655411
>ｓｕｐａｉｎｇｏ

ｓｔｕｐｉｄ ｗｈｉｔｅ ｐｉｇｓ ｉｔｓ ｓｕｐｅｉｎｇｏ ｗｅ ｄｏｎｔ ｙｏｕ ｉｎ ｏｕｒ ｃｏｎｔｒｙ ｄｏｎｔ ｃｏｍｅ ｙｏｕ ｒｕｉｎ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ

>>10655428
I wish mexican subhumans didn't come to our white countries as well.

don't you think it would be fun though to hang out with cute japanese schoolgirls and do cute japanese things everyday?

>>10655440
I wish Illya was pregnant with me so I could move and kick in her tummy

>>10655475
Cute things like being hunted by the police for hanging out with cute japanese girls?

>>10655475
People are largely the same everywhere. Culture influences them, but most are still shitty. Please try to get over your "grass is always greener" idealism. Thanks.

>>10655475
As long as they are middle school and younger. While middle school a shit, it has the redeeming quality of those uniforms.

>>10655487
If my Japanese anime has educated me properly, it's not weird for mixed groups to go to kareoke together after school.

>>10655440
I wish I could impregnate you're waifu.

>>10655475

You mean like study, and study, and oh yeah... study? Being an exchange student over there is quite the culture shock. Kids hardly go out for fun and socialize with each other because they're all too fucking busy studying.

>>10655523
>Kids hardly go out for fun and socialize

>>10655270

Man, that classroom looks like a filthy depressing shithole.

>>10655523
Here where I live kids laugh at those who bother to study. Then they go out and hide horse shit in people's mailboxes.

>>10655523
sounds like my life. except i dont study. atleast they have their friends to study with, right?

>>10655523
you were an exchange student? elaborate please

If I'd gone to a high school with uniform, I might not have looked so poor.

Also, I'd probably appear less ugly if I was Asian and looked just like every other kid in my class.

>>10655298
>Were this bathroom?
Is basically what you wrote
>¿Dónde está el baño?
is what you want

>>10655270
this tread is full of regret and pipe dreams
this thread is now dildos

No, jap girls are ugly as hell.
But sure I'd like to redo my whole life again if the chance given.

NO

>>10655270
I don't think it would be too much different although the schools pressure might have inspired me to go look for more scholarships. Other then that no, it wouldn't be much different.

for me i think it would. im asian and i grew up in a shit country full of non-asians. its hard to make friends. everyone is a little bit racist even if they think they're not.

Yes. I'm very hardworking and put myself into a lot of stress on my own volition, I wouldn't mind that. >>10655523 sounds great to me.

>>10655306
I don't think there is anything I regret doing, as much as there are more things I wish I did.

So living life over again would be interesting, but I would want to finish my current life first.

I thought in Japan, the teacher care even less about you than their Western couterparts. I mean, if they see you getting bullied in front of them, they just walk past and don't give a shit.

Japanese girls are not cute, they're all insufferable bitches.

How many languages do they make those poor Japanese high school students learn?

I heard they overwork them but holy shit. Spanish?

>>10657052
I wonder when they'll ever use spanish

>>10657085
They'll use it to buy fruit like mangos.

>>10657085
When they travel to Mexico to become pregnant. Geez.. haven't you read the thread?

>>10657085
I'm polish and we learn latin at schools

i would have been made fun of. japanese highschoolers are huge bullies.

>>10657085
with america becoming mexico 2.0, you better start learning too son

>>10657085
They'll use it when the achieve their goal of transferring to an american school and decide they want a high-pay part-time job.

>>10655314
source?
did he lose it?

I hope he did

>>10657115
Real Latin or do you mean Spanish? Some schools teach both.

>>10655409
I'm not saying that I don't believe you, I'm just asking in what ways?

>>10657132

Both, obviously.

>>10657132
We learn 2 foreign languages. English+other. Now, other depends on a school. Some schools do French, other Spanish, other German, other Russian, other Latin(as in, real Latin). Some schools also teach regional dialects.

I whish more japanese were "mexiboos" then I could move there and show to all those japanese shoolgirls my mexican culture.

I would be an awesome spanish teacher.

I'm not really a fan of Karaoke, baseball or soccer but as long as there were arcades or something close by it would be cool. Better than my actual high school life? Depends.

>>10657150
Better than it was*

>>10657142
Did you find that learning Latin was a waste of time? Quite frankly, I think that it is. It's cool to know what some root words mean but it's not really for communication between peoples.

>>10657143
The only things I've learned from 12 years of mexicans is chinga tu madre, chupa me huevos, and ~way after every other sentence.

>>10657164
What is the actual reasoning behind teaching Latin in high school or whatever?

I can't really see there being much actual use for it.

Why do people keep assuming everyone here wants to live in Japan? Being in Japan would be horrible, at least for me. 40-hour work weeks are shit. I'd much rather stay here and be a welfare NEET.

seeing as I dropped out in middle school for a year then came back the next year I'm sure that wouldn't have worked at all in japan.

>>10657167

Those aren't truMexicans.

as a nip i bet i'd kill myself few years ago instead of keeping living life i don't enjoy at all.

>>10657175
Schools use it increase their prestige meaning they were able to find a teacher to even teach it. Parents just think that the school must be serious in educating their special snowflakes. Actual use for Latin outside of some academics is quite low.

>>10657183
Don't worry sooner or later the Mooslems and Negroes will dry up the welfare well in your country before you know it.

>>10657183
I thought that in Japan, it's more like 60 hour work weeks and instead of going home, you have to pretend to like your co-workers and ruin your liver by getting drunk alot with them or else they get offended. Also, get shafted on overtime pay because lol, teamwork and helping the company and all that.

>>10657175
Latin is still used for scientific terms.

>>10655411
pinche mamon
ur a cunt

>>10657266

>Pinche mamón.

FTFY

>>10657208
I don't see how this is any different from Western work environment.

>>10657284
Getting paid for overtime for starters and actually getting more than a week's worth of vacation.

>>10657333
All of those aren't worth it when you hate your boss and your coworkers which is universal.

>>10657209
Still seems like it's probably one of the less useful things they teach in schools.

roughly the same except that I,ll get high expectations from my parents.
Although I would look stylish in a gakuran.

>>10659362
I would really like to wear a gakuran, while playing soccer.

Although I was really good at baseball, soccer is a lot more fun. I'd probably try to be a first baseman and aim for the Koushien.

>>10657037
>insufferable
大賛成

Obligatory.

Maybe, I could probably join a music club to play with people, and not just to music I like.

>>10657085
Asian bitches love México and manly Mexican men.
I've meet Japanese and qt3.14 Koreans girls in parties and national festive days.

>>10660153
>you will never be mexican

>>10660128
i still don't understand why it has to always be the second to last row next to the window

>>10660201
Probably because it allows for inner monologue and introspection while gazing blankly out of a window, which is dirt cheap to animate compared to any other seat in the classroom, which would require animating other students in the background.

I think my life would have been interesting if I hadn't been born in the sheltered U.S.

>>10655270

There are no boys. Are all Japanese males born as 40 year old stuffy businessmen?

>>10657010
The teachers in my middle school did that.

>>10660255
Japan is just as sheltered, if not more.

>>10660269
I know. I guess I should have been more specific/general. It would have been interesting if I hadn't been born into a sheltered place.

>>10660274
I suppose but there's worse lots in life. Being Serbian would be "interesting" indeed.

>>10660274
Living in a sheltered place as opposed to living near drug addled nig nogs, smoking marijuana, being loud, and committing crimes near and even right outside or behind your home?

>>10660294
You forgot in your home as well!

>>10660374
Why.